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10-07-2019, 16:40   #1
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Greatest Comebacks Thread

Hey All,

Should be a bit of fun here.

Idea is to post the greatest comeback comment you have ever heard.

For example when someone says "Self praise is no praise" and the best response I've heard to that is "Tis better to have half a loaf than no loaf at all"

I'm sure Pintman Paddy Losty and Johnny Flash should have a few gems here
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10-07-2019, 17:18   #3
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Didn’t Kim Kardashian get cum on her back? That was a good one.
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If you're waiting for my comeback look around your mother's inside leg
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"Liverpool beat Barcelona 4-0"
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If you're waiting for my comeback look around your mother's inside leg
Or in her false teeth
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Your Mamma's so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was starting.
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10-07-2019, 17:39   #8
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"Liverpool beat Barcelona 4-0"
Now that was a snappy rejoinder!
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10-07-2019, 19:25   #11
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10-07-2019, 19:26   #12
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Your Mamma's so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was starting.
Your mamma's so fat, I heard she just sits at home all day, crying.
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Am I the only one who can never think of a great comeback when needs be , but think of brilliant ones later ?
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