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Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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  • #202
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Who's this pain in the hole....

    Breast cancer

    Breast cancer

    Breast cancer

    Joe's hit gold today.

    Ffs he just asked her what happened that had her saying those words


  • #203
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    They could have just waved her through.


  • #204
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She sounds too old to have 3 young children.


  • #205
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,429 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I think she was coming home from the Beacon Hospital but I am not sure.


  • #206
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    she wuz only gorgeous

    d99d2f8b61274130854e4cf298df2996.jpg

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #207
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    shearforce wrote: »
    Who's this pain in the hole....

    Breast cancer

    Breast cancer

    Breast cancer

    Joe's hit gold today.

    Ffs he just asked her what happened that had her saying those words
    That’s three breasts?


  • #208
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    Was she in the Beacon does anyone know?


  • #209
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Presumably she's on the other line.


  • #210
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,226 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Unlucky Joe


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  • #211
    [Deleted User]
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Duffy worked in advertising????

    So that's:

    Bell Boy in the Metropole Hotel
    Probation Officer, and dah,
    Advertising Company (ARK),
    Phony fraud of a broadcaster,
    Artist,
    Author.

    Might he have met someone we know in de advertising world so to speak?


  • #212
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,636 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    For the sake of balance, there really should be some whacker on next telling us all about dis cnut of a Guard he had a run-in with.


  • #213
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Full recovery. Fuk says joe


  • #214
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    She sounds too old to have 3 young children.

    Liveline Young....so they are in their 40s


  • #215
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Did you have insurance, motor tax, NCT, valid Driving licence, bald tyres caller ?


  • #216
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Describe the gard!
    “She was small and fat, Joe”


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  • #217
    Odyssey 2005
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Jaysus, thats near me.

    I can walk to the Silver Tassie. It's now a winebar.

    She's probably a neighbor


  • #218
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,720 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Out of interest, any update by Joe about the man looking for his wife’s friend from yesterday?

    I missed the start


  • #219
    [Deleted User]
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    statto25 wrote: »
    Was she in the Beacon does anyone know?

    Are you talking about me... I'm sitting in de Beacon... waiting... and not everyone wearing masks... including de staff. Unbelievable.


  • #220
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,468 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    She forgot you as you drove away.........meeshell


  • #221
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,226 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    How long were you waiting for the appointment in the Beacon - Joe WONT ask


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  • #222
    [Deleted User]
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    McGinniesta wrote: »
    I', going to pretend I have breast cancer the next time I'm stopped by the gardai.

    I'm a bloke. I have man tits though

    Theres a scottish comedian I love and he does a sketch called Super Cop. There's a bit in one where he goes "I've heard every excuse. Oh please officer I'm a mason! Oh please officer I'm pregnant. Oh please officer Im a pregnant mason".


  • #223
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    She has a vasectomy?


  • #224
    statto25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    And that's the porters job gone


  • #225
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Where are all these mum's coming from ???


  • #226
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,951 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Turd-teen Meee-Shell


  • #227
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are you talking about me... I'm sitting in de Beacon... waiting... and not everyone wearing masks... including de staff. Unbelievable.

    Ring Joe immediately!

    Hope everything is ok.


  • #228
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Duffy knocking the bollix outa this scéal


  • #229
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    She has a vasectomy?

    I think that’s what she said!


  • #230
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Presumably she's on the other line.

    Yeah. That's what I', thinking.


  • #231
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are you talking about me... I'm sitting in de Beacon... waiting... and not everyone wearing masks... including de staff. Unbelievable.

    Dat wouldn't happen in other private hospitals!


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  • #232
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    FFS Joe. Ghoul.


  • #233
    BringBackMick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭BringBackMick


    BEACON BEACON BEACON


  • #234
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,752 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    RTE's obsession on bad health and misery is unreal.


  • #235
    statto25
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Are you talking about me... I'm sitting in de Beacon... waiting... and not everyone wearing masks... including de staff. Unbelievable.

    Ha?


  • #236
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,226 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Todays show has been sponsored by Joe Walsh Tours, Lourdes and the Beacon Hospital


  • #237
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe making very strange noises.


  • #238
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Ramping up the drama


  • #239
    davehey79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,592 ✭✭✭davehey79


    thumbs up from the 3 guards and the female guard waving WTF !! was she watching a film / having a dream


  • #240
    spurshero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭spurshero


    Filler stuff this over and over same stuff .... 3 young children ... beacon ....breast cancer ... ok we get the picture . Your fine now . End of story .


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  • #241
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Call cancelled, just in, did I miss anything?

    First word I heard was "Meee-shell", 2nd was "cancer". I knew then I was tuned into Da Lahv Lahn.


  • #242
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I think that’s what she said!

    Sounded like it


  • #243
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Could we have some more details about the operation?

    ****



  • #244
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    I don't think gardas are randomly assigned to random places around Ireland every day. It's more 15mins investigation than needle in the haystack.
    Anyways the cancer is the main course for Joe here


  • #245
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,226 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    What colour was the spreadsheet?


  • #246
    shearforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Mums v cancer

    Take that cancer


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  • #247
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    add chipper food to the liveline bingo card

    chipper food aka the food of the hoi poloi

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • #248
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I imagine that fake tits are not top of the list at the moment.


  • #249
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    The mums had a death pool going for her behind her back


  • #250
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    I', going to pretend I have breast cancer the next time I'm stopped by the gardai.

    I'm a bloke. I have man tits though

    Breast cancer is extremely serious when it hits men.


  • #251
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    There is, I’m sure, some point to this call?


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