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Christmas DEADLINE spells death knell of Covid: Yuletide Liveline

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    #92
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 14,770 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Score


    Classic Lahvlahn


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    #93
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Patronising shyte.


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    #94
    Roger_007
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    Petal alert!


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    #95
    shearforce
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    Fcuk off jwt

    Sickening baxtards


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    #96
    BPKS
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    Googlemass


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    #97
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    I have a dag ..

    Ah great.

    D'Ya like dags?


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    #98
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe: You can use google? Wow. Wow.


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    #99
    2smiggy
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    Joe is amazed a 70 year old can use a laptop


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    #100
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?
    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
    Benji Senior (Josh)
    Taz - The CPR chiwawa
    Holly - cat
    Oisin- an madra marabh
    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
    An unnamed rat the size of a small car
    Princess - dog (what's his name)
    Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.


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    #101
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    A big thumbs up to JWT.
    Whoy do I have the feeling this was arranged?

    Cos you're not new here..that's why


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    #102
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe: What are you thinking of for Christmas
    Caller : Coke and hookers Joe, coke and hookers


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    #103
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,515 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    are the rug and tug shops back open next week?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #104
    Odyssey 2005
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    2smiggy wrote: »
    Joe is amazed a 70 year old can use a laptop

    A young 70 year old


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    #105
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Oh did we get the deets of whats happening? missed that


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    #106
    [Deleted User]
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    2smiggy wrote: »
    Joe is amazed a 70 year old can use a laptop

    He can't use his own so of course he's in awe of a teenager in her 70s who can.


    The baths in Lourdes? WTAF?


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    #107
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I lost my return ticket, Joe. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #108
    McDermotX
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    Lourdes FM


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    #109
    TheHomeService
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    Is Prince the dog a Pomeranian or a Palmarian?


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    #110
    2smiggy
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    was not there myself, but is Lourdes not a bit of a ****hole ???


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    #111
    Odyssey 2005
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    47 years
    W
    O
    W

    Stupid giggling


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    #112
    dvcireland
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    joe; what brought you there?

    Caller: a ryanair flight

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #113
    McGinniesta
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    pc7 wrote: »
    Joe: What are you thinking of for Christmas
    Caller : Coke and hookers Joe, coke and hookers

    Or a spot of dogging


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    #114
    Atlantic Dawn
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    M


    A courier?


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    #115
    Topgear on Dave
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    Joe Walsh tours have thrown in the towel immediately.

    Travel agents have had such a bad year that a fight with the Liveline would certainly put the tin hat on it.


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    #116
    [Deleted User]
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    pc7 wrote: »
    Joe: What are you thinking of for Christmas
    Caller : Coke and hookers Joe, coke and hookers

    A girl of my own heart. So to speak.


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    #117
    statto25
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    What took you to Lourdes....A plane Joe


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    #118
    McGinniesta
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    She's in france Joe.

    Thats rather distant


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    #119
    TheHomeService
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    Caller driven show!

    Set up from beginning to end.


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    #120
    cozar
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    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    A big thumbs up to JWT.
    Whoy do I have the feeling this was arranged?

    of course it was arranged he said at the start that she would'nt be going to court so Joe knew well what was coming.


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    #121
    PieOhMy
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    That laugh must echo in the halls of the central mental hospital


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