The craziest thing that's happened you on a nite out

Young_gunner · 18-06-2011 10:30pm #1

I'll start - was on a stag in Liverpool, was in a club with the lads & got thrown out for absolutely no reason i can think of.
it must have been mistaken identity honestly.

So anyways, i'm walking the streets of liverpool on my own, when i get chatting to 3 skanger (but mildly attractive) girls.....

end up going to a chipper with them and then back to their place to eat the food.

Rode one of them on the couch before getting a taxi back to the club and being allowed back in after pleading with the bouncer for 10 mins....

none of the lads believed me.

Chuck Stone · 18-06-2011 10:33pm

Young_gunner wrote: »

none of the lads believed me.

I don't believe you either.

thinks too much · 18-06-2011 10:33pm

and neither do I...no way the bouncer let u back in

.SONIC. · 18-06-2011 10:34pm

chips. . . . in liverpool?

thats definately lies!!

Chuck Stone · 18-06-2011 10:35pm

LIAR!

Caliden · 18-06-2011 10:37pm

Ahhh I remember the first time I had sex too

Young_gunner · 18-06-2011 10:38pm

**thread not progressing as i'd hoped**

Snowc · 18-06-2011 10:39pm

Came home with 2 different shoes on

HellFireClub · 18-06-2011 10:40pm

I fell off here once and had 2 Gardai waiting for me for a chat after I got out!

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Superbus · 18-06-2011 10:44pm

It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.

danh789 · 18-06-2011 10:47pm

I was in Las Vegas a few years ago on a stag. Anyways the grooms future brother-in-law ended up drugging us all with roofies and all sorts of whimsical adventures ensued. I'd love to tell you about them but unfortunately what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

sh__93 · 18-06-2011 10:49pm

Young_gunner wrote: »

I'll start - was on a stag in Liverpool, was in a club with the lads & got thrown out for absolutely no reason i can think of.
it must have been mistaken identity honestly.

So anyways, i'm walking the streets of liverpool on my own, when i get chatting to 3 skanger (but mildly attractive) girls.....

end up going to a chipper with them and then back to their place to eat the food.

Rode one of them on the couch before getting a taxi back to the club and being allowed back in after pleading with the bouncer for 10 mins....

none of the lads believed me.

I wish it had been me that done this but sadly it wasn't

A friend of mine's brother was getting married and they had a stag in Liverpool too.
When the groom to be was in the shower they stole all his clothes and left him with a Batman costume. Then they hired a midget for the night and got him to dress up as Robin and handcuffed the two of them together..

:D:D

i71jskz5xu42pb · 18-06-2011 10:50pm

Snowc wrote: »

Came home with 2 different shoes on

What, a left on and right one? Did you not go out like that?

mconigol · 19-06-2011 5:12pm

danh789 wrote: »

I was in Las Vegas a few years ago on a stag. Anyways the grooms future brother-in-law ended up drugging us all with roofies and all sorts of whimsical adventures ensued. I'd love to tell you about them but unfortunately what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

You just married Cameron Diaz didn't you?

Junco Partner · 19-06-2011 5:21pm

Went out for my leaving cert grad night a few weeks ago in Thurles.

I ended my night outside the petrol station waiting for our taxi home when some very drunk guy who shall remain nameless decides to strip almost bollick naked and chased me around the street while doing the party boy. I swear sometimes when i close my eyes I can feel it smacking off of my elbow again

Gary the driver · 19-06-2011 5:21pm

I drove from ennis back to mayo after being drinking all day. I forgot to book the b and b.

Bloody Nipples · 19-06-2011 5:25pm

Gary the driver wrote: »

I drove from ennis back to mayo after being drinking all day. I forgot to book the b and b.

Oh you're so crazy! :eek: Nah that's just dumb.

Catari Jaguar · 19-06-2011 5:26pm

Many moons ago, when I was 18 I went to my local and got **** faced on tequila, kissed the lounge boy on the hood of a car during his break, went up to local night club but was too locked to get in so started arguing with the bouncer and I was like "If I get raped and killed on the way home it's your fault!" Blah blah, went into the toilet, threw up, drunkenly dropped my old Nokia 3210 on the ground - smashed the screen.

Wandered up the road and saw all the cool kids from the supermarket I worked in outside another bar. Sat down beside them and burst into tears, they ignored me for a while til one took pity and said we could share a cab. In the cab she was looking at my phone and I got all aggro "Are you reading my fukn messages?!" Um no, your screen is broken. Ah, yea I'd forgotten - burst into hysterical tears again; "I got it for my birthday!" Then I remembered that the lad I fancied, from said supermarket, had apparently kissed some dude as an experiment so I got it into my head that he was gay and got all freaked out about it and prob made that rumour 10 times worse.

Woke up the next day with a broken phone and also, for some reason shoes that weren't even mine. Had swapped my knee boots with a friend or something. And without one of my IDs which I given to another girl to get her into the pub.

What I ****ing eejit I was... Wish I could say I've matured since but.... Most recent crazy night out involved dancing to Pour somr Sugar on Me with a bunch of neo nazis in Gypsy Rose. Good times.

TLDR - Idiot girl makes drunken show of herself, cries lots

GSI · 19-06-2011 5:27pm

Gary the driver wrote: »

I drove from ennis back to mayo after being drinking all day. I forgot to book the b and b.

Nice username Gary. Very apt:)

Biggins · 19-06-2011 5:32pm

Started off on a night out in town (Louth) - ended up in London!

ciff · 19-06-2011 5:32pm

I had a few drinks and started talking to a person I didn't even know!

Never Again.

strokemyclover · 19-06-2011 5:33pm

We were on our way to a boxing match one night and got stuck in heavy traffic. To get to the boxing match in time we took the first exit we found to find another way to the venue.

As we were driving around lost in gang-land we got stuck and witnessed a brutal murder. The killer wanted no witnesses and tried to kill us too! We got away the first time, but the killer soon came back on our tail while we were trying to find help in the middle of nowhere.

I think the killer looked kinda like Denis Leary and my mates looked suspiciously like Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr.

GSI · 19-06-2011 5:35pm

strokemyclover wrote: »

We were on our way to a boxing match one night and got stuck in heavy traffic. To get to the boxing match in time we took the first exit we found to find another way to the venue.

As we were driving around lost in gang-land we got stuck and witnessed a brutal murder. The killer wanted no witnesses and tried to kill us too! We got away the first time, but the killer soon came back on our tail while we were trying to find help in the middle of nowhere.

I think the killer looked kinda like Denis Leary and my mates looked suspiciously like Emilio Estevez and Cuba Gooding Jr.

:rolleyes:

Fremen · 19-06-2011 5:39pm

danh789 wrote: »

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except Herpes.

lesserspottedchloe · 19-06-2011 5:47pm

Gary the driver wrote: »

I drove from ennis back to mayo after being drinking all day. I forgot to book the b and b.

ah that's just stupid really :rolleyes:

Fremen · 19-06-2011 6:10pm

A mate of mine got woken up in a park in Krakow recently with no shoes, no credit card, and his shirt on inside out and perfectly buttoned up.

Kevin Duffy · 19-06-2011 6:10pm

I was once sooooo drunk that I agreed to go to Capitol and drink bad cocktails while listening to bad music and being looked down on by women. Jebus it was awful, simply awful.

Orando Broom · 19-06-2011 6:36pm

Robbed a Fighter Jet.

seanybiker · 19-06-2011 6:43pm

My brother got pissed one night and ended up in Spain for a week. He was on his way to the airport and met some local one and ended up staying for a few more days. He didn't get in contact until after 4 days. I thought he was up in galway. He tends to head off on some mad ones at times.

J_E · 19-06-2011 6:55pm

Once we were on the way to a club, and a guy ran out of his house calling for help, that it was an emergency. We went over and he was bordering on tears, so we asked him what was wrong.
"It's my brother, my brother...he dresses like a woman!"
He was clearly distressed (and obviously off his face on something) so we passed the invitation to 'help' his brother and called 999, to sort him out at least. Was definitely one of the more surreal experiences in my life.

Fbjm · 19-06-2011 7:00pm

Ah jaysus... So I'm at my mate's 18th, this is about a year and a half ago by now. I'm bragging about not ever being affected by drink, so I guess I brought what's coming on myself. As the night went on, it turns out that while I was in the toilet the lads all decide to give me non-alcoholic beer for the rest of the night! So there's me, two or three hours later, completely off my face on a flavour. Granted I'd had a few before this plan unfurled, but only like eight.

Here's the cincher, though: they let me believe it was real beer for roughly three months before one of them accidentally let it slip in conversation! If he hadn't, I'd probably still believe it to this day. (though probably not as they told anyone who would listen at our debs, after the summer.)

Fago! · 19-06-2011 7:01pm

Posted these on a similar thread a while ago:

Long story short, in one night:

I had 8 bottles of Miller and 10 Jagar bombs, I joined and got banned from a casino, left myself a drunken memo (Via the gift of voicemail) to buy milk and to tell myself I'm cool and to "Never give up", danced with a hobo, vomited on myself, got kicked out of my mate's uncles house because his wife didn't like the cut of me, went home and woke up in my mam's pajamas.

I remember I was in Q-Bar one night. I was dancing with this girl and was wearin' the face off her on the dancefloor. For some reason she just stopped. I thought nothing of it and put it down to my uglyness. My mate later danced with her too. She, again, abruptly pissed off!

Anywho, I woke up the next day hungover to bits. Checked my wallet to see the damage, there was no money. Not even the usual morning-after-the-night-before pocket full of change. I went out with 150, had like 8 drinks and came home with nothing? My keys, my library card and the back of my phone were gone too.

Called my mate, same thing happened to him. No loose change, no cards or keys.

Turns out the bitch robbed us while we were dancing. She must have been skilled to have dipped her hand in my pocket, into my wallet, took my money and change, keys and cards all while smackin her tongue down my throat.

cosanostra · 19-06-2011 7:20pm

After the nightclub one night i jumped on a bus assuming all buses at that time of night will take me home fell asleep and woke up at the toll bridge on the m1 heading into Dublin. It was the John McGinleys Donegal to Dublin service!

Nolanger · 19-06-2011 7:26pm

Went home after a club one night and stayed up watching a couple of DVDs. At about 7 AM the buzzer in the flat went off. Was too tired to see who it was but the lads in the next flat facing the street woke up and the next thing I heard was their shouting (after presumably looking out their window) 'they've got shotguns'! Got some strange looks from the landlord the following week!

jimthemental · 19-06-2011 7:34pm

Won a few hundred on the horses on Paddy's Day a few years ago. Woke up the following morning in Templetouhy. Gave up drink for a few months after that one.

Biggins · 19-06-2011 11:13pm

Biggins wrote: »

Started off on a night out in town (Louth) - ended up in London!

seanybiker wrote: »

My brother got pissed one night and ended up in Spain for a week. He was on his way to the airport and met some local one and ended up staying for a few more days. He didn't get in contact until after 4 days. I thought he was up in galway. He tends to head off on some mad ones at times.

Others here might be amazed how often things like that actually happen! :pac:
I used to disappear off for weeks!
Can't do it any more. Bummer!

MajorMax · 19-06-2011 11:18pm

f0ggy92 wrote: »

Went out for my leaving cert grad night a few weeks ago in Thurles.

I ended my night outside the petrol station waiting for our taxi home when some very drunk guy who shall remain nameless decides to strip almost bollick naked and chased me around the street while doing the party boy. I swear sometimes when i close my eyes I can feel it smacking off of my elbow again

STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!!!

Adamantium · 19-06-2011 11:29pm

Seen a girl lose her finger in a well known student accomodation in Galway.... screaming, blood, a ****ing disaster basically!

Drunk fellas came pouring out from blocks, out looking for a finger in the grass,stumbling......."we can't find it, we searched everywhere" paramedic replies "thats because its on the fence"

Happy end though as she got it reattached!

Still get the shivers at the thought of it, so surreal!

flyingoutside · 19-06-2011 11:33pm

Woke up one night after a great time, loads of drink and that with my pants down and a really sore arse........wait a minute

spunkymunky · 20-06-2011 12:33am

A couple of years back I was standing outside a club (as you do at the end of the night) and I noticed a girl walk straight out on to the road and just stand in front of traffic. Cars were beeping swerving around her. I ran out and grabbed and asked her what she was doing and she said was trying to kill herself!!! I eventually got her back on the path and got chatting to her. She was seriously depressed after her cousin dying and she wanted to join him!! She had a kid and all. There was not changing her mind!! So called the gardai, explained the situation to them and they tried to send her home in a taxi!!! She was dead set to kill herself and they wanted to send her home in a taxi!!! Anyways, I convinced them to take her home, which I assume they did (after being dicks to me!!)
Intense night!!
Was a meant to be situation as I remember walking into the pub and seeing her at the bar. I gave her a smile, which she returned!!

dodderangler · 01-06-2013 3:40am

Bringing up an old thread but had to say this
Home from work half hour and feeling tired, the gf asleep upstairs and can't smoke in house so watched telly and felt tired so said I'd have a smoke outside
So Outside puffing away and seen my mate in his garden across the road so went over for two mins left front door open, finished the chat and as I got to my door I heard something jingle
Wasn't my keys so turned light on my phone and seen these two dirty green eyes starin at me
Fcukin horrible black cat and it started Hissin and spittin at me the way cats do
Gf is asleep and up at 7 so had to get it out as quietly as possible
10 mins chasin it thru the hall, sittin room, kitchen and babies playroom until it ran out the front door but not before it ran straight into it puttin a crack in the glass on front door
Scared the fcukin sh!t out of me
Blessed it wasn't a fox cuz there's loads in my estate and lucky I heard its bell cuz I was going straight upstairs to bed
Last time I leave my garden at night with door open

I also realise thread title is about nights out but this tops my nights out of craziest **** to happen t me

SusieBlue · 01-06-2013 4:36am

Not me, but my boyfriend.

He went on a mystery tour a couple of months ago to Limerick, we live in Cork. Anyway, off he went in great spirits, getting absolutely shítfaced in the process.

At about 4am I got a phoncall from a guards station in Limerick saying my boyfriend was there and someone needed to come and get him.

Turns out he got so absolutely shítfaced he forgot he was in Limerick and not at home, got into a taxi, and gave the poor taxi man our address. The taxi man didn't have a clue where to go cause obviously our Cork address isn't in Limerick. After driving around for 15 minutes with boyfriend unable to give directions and the poor taxi man unable to figure out where in Limerick our house was, my boyfriend fell asleep in the taxi so the driver had no choice but to bring him to the guards station.

The guards said I could come and get him there and then, but I was super pissed off at being woken at 4am for my boyfriend doing something stupid, so I let him chill there over night before going down to collect him the next day.

He's an absolute idiot when he's after drinking. :rolleyes:

dodderangler · 01-06-2013 4:41am

WhiteRoses wrote: »

He's an absolute idiot when he's after drinking. :rolleyes:

All us men in relationships are idiots when drinkin because we very rarely go out so catching up on lost weekends
Funny story tho op

hatrickpatrick · 01-06-2013 5:24am

Met Amy Huberman in the chipper around the corner from Krystle on IFTAs night

Had had a row with my girlfriend that night and she's Amy's number one fan so it went from being a crappy night to the best night ever, and I went from being considered the biggest eejit in the world to being considered the biggest legend for convincing my girlfriend to wait with me while I got my bag of chips

IrishExpat · 01-06-2013 11:37am

Started the weekends drinks on a Saturday night in Madrid city centre - following a bit of a blank I woke up Monday morning on a beach in Valencia.

I'd been adopted by a group of friendly Spaniards and Erasmus students after some lengthy drunk talk outside a bar. They were driving back the same day, so all's well that ends well.

Princess Evey Hammond · 21-09-2013 9:23pm

Sounds like an Epic night !!!!!!!

Chancer3001 · 21-09-2013 9:29pm

Great first post.

bnt · 21-09-2013 9:53pm

I've only been to Cork once, for the Jazz Festival. While queueing to get in to one concert, some Langer in a car threw an egg at me. So far so normal, but ... the egg just bounced off me, without breaking. I wonder whether the twit boiled it first ..?

Pumpkinseeds · 21-09-2013 9:53pm

About 10 years ago, just after my husband and I moved to York, we went out on a Saturday night to check out the pub scene. We didn't really know what areas to avoid at that stage. Anyway we were having a drink in a busy pub and the atmosphere was getting a bit dodgy so we decided to leave, but first I needed to use the loo.

Off I went to the ladies and as soon as I'd walked a step or 2 in the door I was confronted by 3 charming(rough, skanky bitches) from Newcastle who were looking for a fight. I don't do physical fights or public slanging matches. I tried to ignore them but it was a fight or flight thing.

There was no way of getting out safely and there was nobody else there to ask for help. 1 of them came at me with a Newcastle brown ale bottle and I had to grab her smack her off a wall and use her as a shield to get out the door. I never saw them before or after, we found out later that it was called Micklegate street and is a rough area known as the Micklegate run. Never went up that way again. Scary bitches:eek:

I_smell_fear · 21-09-2013 10:15pm

Judging all stories on whether or not they'd get dumped off the Graham Norton red chair.

rainbowdrop · 21-09-2013 10:27pm

I once went to the shop for a litre of milk on a Friday evening, and arrived home the following Tuesday.

Lets just say, that weekend was like the movie Human Traffic only with a lot more drugs....

The craziest thing that's happened you on a nite out

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