Have you ever considered murdering somebody?

Hammer89 · 03-12-2019 8:37pm #1

Let's say you've caught the wife playing away from home with Alan Flood - Floodser from secondary school no less - or your boss is bullying you and calling you names like knob boy or uranium face.

Let's just say somebody needed to go. Would you kill them? I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you don't want to do the time if you do the crime, and therefore you wouldn't go ahead with it, but what if you didn't have to do the time? What if there was quite a good chance you would get away with it? What if the guards only solved 72 percent of homicides, giving you a 28 percent chance of getting away with murder? That's a real stat I read in The Irish Times today.

Only 72% of homicides were solved last year, which seems very low. So, if you did want to kill somebody, somebody like Floodser, then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

Deebles McBeebles · 03-12-2019 8:40pm

Floodser at it again is he? The f*cking c*nt.

_Brian · 03-12-2019 8:42pm

I firmly believe all humans are capable of murder if they are caught in serious enough circumstances.

Auguste Comte · 03-12-2019 8:44pm

_Brian wrote: »

I firmly believe all humans are capable of murder if they are caught in serious enough circumstances.

Except uranium face, he's a pussy.

One eyed Jack · 03-12-2019 8:48pm

I’m tempted to go with the Liam Neeson meme here but you’d probably kill me for it

Never given it any serious consideration tbh, but there have been a few times in my life when I lost the rag and realised afterwards I could have come awfully close to being charged with manslaughter if I’d killed the guy. It’s not something I’ve ever consciously thought about doing, it’s not just a question of doing the time, it’s that I simply don’t have the right to end another human life.

03-12-2019 8:49pm

I could murder a sandwich right now.

Fr_Dougal · 03-12-2019 8:51pm

Honestly expected this thread to have been started by mr.fearglein!

jimwallace197 · 03-12-2019 8:53pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Let's say you've caught the wife playing away from home with Alan Flood - Floodser from secondary school no less - or your boss is bullying you and calling you names like knob boy or uranium face.

Let's just say somebody needed to go. Would you kill them? I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you don't want to do the time if you do the crime, and therefore you wouldn't go ahead with it, but what if you didn't have to do the time? What if there was quite a good chance you would get away with it? What if the guards only solved 72 percent of homicides, giving you a 28 percent chance of getting away with murder? That's a real stat I read in The Irish Times today.

Only 72% of homicides were solved last year, which seems very low. So, if you did want to kill somebody, somebody like Floodser, then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

No, because the guilt of it isnt worth it

Purple Mountain · 03-12-2019 8:54pm

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Honestly expected this thread to have been started my Mr.fearglein!

I came on here to post that him and his female nemesis, Vibes are the 2 who spring to mind when answering the OP's question.

punisher5112 · 03-12-2019 8:55pm

I can't remember how many kills....

KathleenGrant · 03-12-2019 8:57pm

I couldn't hurt anyone to save my life. No way could I murder someone.

Mrcaramelchoc · 03-12-2019 8:57pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

Murdering someone is easy its getting away with it that s the hard part.
look at graham o dwyer.only for nature doing what it does he would have got away with it.

KathleenGrant · 03-12-2019 8:58pm

Oh wait to save one of my kids or grandkids. No problem

Deebles McBeebles · 03-12-2019 8:59pm

_Brian wrote: »

I firmly believe all humans are capable of murder if they are caught in serious enough circumstances.

Heat of the moment type affair, Brian? I'd agree with that.

Planning it and looking up stats to see how likely you are to get caught if you stove that c*nt Floodser's head in with a lump hammer is a different story though.

LaFuton · 03-12-2019 9:00pm

thou shalt not kill*

Your Face · 03-12-2019 9:01pm

A little water clears us of this deed.

Samuel T. Cogley · 03-12-2019 9:05pm

Honestly reading what some of the scrotes get away with in Court in this country I'm tempted on almost a daily basis.

whisky_galore · 03-12-2019 9:08pm

Many times, but the sheer amount of work in body disposal put me off.

TheValeyard · 03-12-2019 9:13pm

I've murdered alot of people on boards.

Jenneke87 · 03-12-2019 9:16pm

I work in customer service and everyday the feeling that maybe the jailtime is worth it just to get did of some of these ***** is getting stronger..

Syndic · 03-12-2019 9:17pm

I can see this thread being submitted as evidence in a murder trial.

Rows Grower · 03-12-2019 9:17pm

whisky_galore wrote: »

Many times, but the sheer amount of work in body disposal put me off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

xzanti · 03-12-2019 9:17pm

If someone was a real, immediate threat to my kids. I would absolutely try my best to kill them.

Guy:Incognito · 03-12-2019 9:18pm

Every. Single. Day.

Albert Johnson · 03-12-2019 9:18pm

jimwallace197 wrote: »

No, because the guilt of it isnt worth it

This is the factor that has always given me great cause for consideration, do all those who murder feel guilt? I'm assuming that most people who plan a murder as opposed to accidental cases or killings as a result of fits of blind rage have somewhat valid reasons at least in there own mind. If you have come to the conclusion that X deserves to die because of Y reasons then obviously you've taken some time to try and rationalize it.

I'm discounting those who kill for some sense of gratification or similar as obviously this would cloud there judgement. Let's take for example that I feel deeply wronged by an individual who will most likely continue to wrong me in future if left unpunished. Yes other's may say that it's not my right to end said individuals life and that there are other options available. However I'm not interested in the thoughts of others and for the purpose of this debate will only consider my own. I proceed to murder the other individual and remove the threat as I see it. Hopefully I've covered my tracks sufficiently to prevent conviction and I continue on with my life safe in the knowledge that I did what was necessary to safeguard my future.

Perhaps I may feel some sympathy for those left behind and wish that thing's had been different. However I still believe I took the only course of action available to me and that I can now move forward with my life. It seems very unlikely to me that all murderers have a sudden moment of clarity and fall to there knee's begging forgiveness for what they have done. Yes murder is a gruesome business and isn't something to be undertaken lightly but the factors and reasoning involved will vary enormously.

CalamariFritti · 03-12-2019 9:19pm

God no, never even truly hated anyone. Except for someone murdered your wife/child/mother type of scenarios I dont think I ever will. I dont like someone I just dont have anything to do with them.

J Mysterio · 03-12-2019 9:20pm

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Honestly expected this thread to have been started my Mr.fearglein!

Fegelein goddamnit.

I have a mind to kill you father.

Raconteuse · 03-12-2019 9:21pm

Do you mean just thinking about it knowing that you'd never do it, or actually putting a serious plan in motion?

The former - all the time at work in my case. Like many.

Beau Bennett · 03-12-2019 9:22pm

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Honestly expected this thread to have been started my Mr.fearglein!

I hear you're a murderer now, father.

jaxxx · 03-12-2019 9:25pm

Ah, murder. No greater symbol that reflects human elitism over the rest of the natural world.

Alas though I must confess, I killed Roger Rabbit.

03-12-2019 9:25pm

Coincidentally, I've just come from this link:

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/criminal-court/man-who-destroyed-a-family-s-home-on-christmas-day-is-jailed-1.4103574

and at this moment, I would happily put an end to the life of the piece of excrement who did this.

weldoninhio · 03-12-2019 9:30pm

I reckon it would be easy enough to kill someone. People have been doing it since the beginning of time. Once you did one or two I think any guilt would disappear and it’d be fairly handy. Apparently random murders are very difficult to solve.

MonkieSocks · 03-12-2019 9:31pm

Beau Bennett wrote: »

I hear you're a murderer now, father.

That would be an Ecumenical Matter

corsav6 · 03-12-2019 9:32pm

For survival and protection only. I wouldn't think twice about killing someone if they posed a threat to me or my family.
I avoid confrontation where possible and believe that most situations can be talked through and no need to resort to violence.

kenmm · 03-12-2019 9:34pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Only 72% of homicides were solved last year, which seems very low. So, if you did want to kill somebody, somebody like Floodser, then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

Theres a greater than 7 in 10 chance.. so they probably will.

fkn floodster - I used to work for him AND he took my wife

Leg End Reject · 03-12-2019 9:39pm

I have often considered it, but the guilt and fear of being caught would deter me.

If I was to murder someone it would be an irrational reaction to anger etc., rather than premeditated and meticulously planned. I'm not that cracked.

freshpopcorn · 03-12-2019 9:42pm

Not really. I may have thought it would be nice if their car burst into flames tough!

rapul · 03-12-2019 9:43pm

Who hasn't?

AulWan · 03-12-2019 9:46pm

Some "fellow road users".

I'd even make it look like an accident...

Mad_maxx · 03-12-2019 9:48pm

NO, but I have ( in the distant past) thought about killing myself on a particular person's property, it's the sort of thing that would be difficult to forget so a good form of revenge in my view

Yes, this person had a profound effect on my life and not a day goes by that I don't think about them despite not having seen or spoken to them since 1998

anewme · 03-12-2019 9:53pm

Not sure about murder, but theres a couple of places I drive through where lone female motorists have been "carjacked".

When stopped at lights, I always leave enough space between myself and car in front that I can drive away if cornered.

Aceandstuff · 03-12-2019 9:58pm

Another Garda bait post, eh?

Widdershins · 03-12-2019 10:02pm

My best friends would make jokes about the myriad ways we could do away with a certain person who crossed me in a big way, but I'll just laugh it off but refuse to even joke about it. It's one of those things you're better off not entertaining in your mind. The best revenge is a life well lived. Capable in theory? Yes, but willing? no.

I can kind of see why they'd want him dead more than I do though. They had to endure my going on about him day and night for at least a week.

corner of hells · 03-12-2019 10:05pm

Raconteuse wrote: »

Do you mean just thinking about it knowing that you'd never do it, or actually putting a serious plan in motion?

The former - all the time at work in my case. Like many.

Same here , there's an average of at least eight dead before I get into work in the morning.

On a more darker side , one of my paternal great grandparents was a UK born Romany Gypsy who could apparently place curses on people.

I can vaguely remember my grandmother giving out to my father when he made a joke about the story.

Needless to say I've been trying for years to place curses on people

Marhay70 · 03-12-2019 10:14pm

Every time another bandwagon hopping PC Liberal Snowflake opens their mouth.

punisher5112 · 03-12-2019 10:31pm

Rope, duct tape, barrel, acid, boat and some beers....

Woke Hogan · 03-12-2019 10:33pm

corner of hells wrote: »

Same here , there's an average of at least eight dead before I get into work in the morning.

On a more darker side , one of my paternal great grandparents was a UK born Romany Gypsy who could apparently place curses on people.

I can vaguely remember my grandmother giving out to my father when he made a joke about the story.

Needless to say I've been trying for years to place curses on people

I’d say a good proportion of the people on this website could do with the curse from Thinner.

Earthhorse · 03-12-2019 10:33pm

I used to think about it way more than I do now but very much in an idle fantasy way and not actual realistic plan I’m gonna carry out way.

There are some crazy statistics out there on stuff like this about how frequently people think about committing violence and even killing. The numbers are crazy high (for both genders too). Most people have thought about it at some stage I’d say.

The Garda stat, I’m not sure what to make of; when do they regard a murder as solved? If it requires a court conviction then it may be just a case of the case taking time to be prosecuted? Or if a lot of the killings are gangland criminal related they may very well know who wanted it to happen etc. but not who specifically committed the act.

So I’d hold off on ordering those body bags just for now.

wiggle16 · 03-12-2019 10:34pm

The Destroying Angel mushroom, amanita virosa, is very common and can be found growing from spring into the winter in Ireland. It is bright white, not very unlike a large portobello, apparently tastes quite good, and a single cap is enough to kill a human being. Symptoms of amatoxin poisoning can take up to 48 hours to present themselves after ingestion, by which time all care is palliative.

So yes, I have considered it.

dxhound2005 · 03-12-2019 10:40pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Only 72% of homicides were solved last year, which seems very low. So, if you did want to kill somebody, somebody like Floodser, then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

That 28% is 19 cases. The killer(s) will probably slip up somewhere in the next few years and the Feds will get them.

wfdrun · 03-12-2019 10:42pm

“If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.”

thinking of an ex boss i would have such a satisfying piss in his/her eye

Have you ever considered murdering somebody?

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