Have you ever considered murdering somebody?

Hammer89 · 03-12-2019 08:37PM #1

Let's say you've caught the wife playing away from home with Alan Flood - Floodser from secondary school no less - or your boss is bullying you and calling you names like knob boy or uranium face.

Let's just say somebody needed to go. Would you kill them? I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you don't want to do the time if you do the crime, and therefore you wouldn't go ahead with it, but what if you didn't have to do the time? What if there was quite a good chance you would get away with it? What if the guards only solved 72 percent of homicides, giving you a 28 percent chance of getting away with murder? That's a real stat I read in The Irish Times today.

Only 72% of homicides were solved last year, which seems very low. So, if you did want to kill somebody, somebody like Floodser, then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

Deebles McBeebles · 03-12-2019 08:40PM

Floodser at it again is he? The f*cking c*nt.

_Brian · 03-12-2019 08:42PM

I firmly believe all humans are capable of murder if they are caught in serious enough circumstances.

Auguste Comte · 03-12-2019 08:44PM

_Brian wrote: »

I firmly believe all humans are capable of murder if they are caught in serious enough circumstances.

Except uranium face, he's a pussy.

One eyed Jack · 03-12-2019 08:48PM

I’m tempted to go with the Liam Neeson meme here but you’d probably kill me for it

Never given it any serious consideration tbh, but there have been a few times in my life when I lost the rag and realised afterwards I could have come awfully close to being charged with manslaughter if I’d killed the guy. It’s not something I’ve ever consciously thought about doing, it’s not just a question of doing the time, it’s that I simply don’t have the right to end another human life.

03-12-2019 08:49PM

I could murder a sandwich right now.

Fr_Dougal · 03-12-2019 08:51PM

Honestly expected this thread to have been started by mr.fearglein!

jimwallace197 · 03-12-2019 08:53PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

Let's say you've caught the wife playing away from home with Alan Flood - Floodser from secondary school no less - or your boss is bullying you and calling you names like knob boy or uranium face.

Let's just say somebody needed to go. Would you kill them? I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you don't want to do the time if you do the crime, and therefore you wouldn't go ahead with it, but what if you didn't have to do the time? What if there was quite a good chance you would get away with it? What if the guards only solved 72 percent of homicides, giving you a 28 percent chance of getting away with murder? That's a real stat I read in The Irish Times today.

Only 72% of homicides were solved last year, which seems very low. So, if you did want to kill somebody, somebody like Floodser, then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

No, because the guilt of it isnt worth it

Purple Mountain · 03-12-2019 08:54PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Honestly expected this thread to have been started my Mr.fearglein!

I came on here to post that him and his female nemesis, Vibes are the 2 who spring to mind when answering the OP's question.

punisher5112 · 03-12-2019 08:55PM

I can't remember how many kills....

KathleenGrant · 03-12-2019 08:57PM

I couldn't hurt anyone to save my life. No way could I murder someone.

Mrcaramelchoc · 03-12-2019 08:57PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

then you can do so in the knowledge that the guards probably won't find you if you do it well enough.

Murdering someone is easy its getting away with it that s the hard part.
look at graham o dwyer.only for nature doing what it does he would have got away with it.

KathleenGrant · 03-12-2019 08:58PM

Oh wait to save one of my kids or grandkids. No problem

Deebles McBeebles · 03-12-2019 08:59PM

_Brian wrote: »

I firmly believe all humans are capable of murder if they are caught in serious enough circumstances.

Heat of the moment type affair, Brian? I'd agree with that.

Planning it and looking up stats to see how likely you are to get caught if you stove that c*nt Floodser's head in with a lump hammer is a different story though.

LaFuton · 03-12-2019 09:00PM

thou shalt not kill*

Your Face · 03-12-2019 09:01PM

A little water clears us of this deed.

Samuel T. Cogley · 03-12-2019 09:05PM

Honestly reading what some of the scrotes get away with in Court in this country I'm tempted on almost a daily basis.

whisky_galore · 03-12-2019 09:08PM

Many times, but the sheer amount of work in body disposal put me off.

TheValeyard · 03-12-2019 09:13PM

I've murdered alot of people on boards.

Jenneke87 · 03-12-2019 09:16PM

I work in customer service and everyday the feeling that maybe the jailtime is worth it just to get did of some of these ***** is getting stronger..

Syndic · 03-12-2019 09:17PM

I can see this thread being submitted as evidence in a murder trial.

Rows Grower · 03-12-2019 09:17PM

whisky_galore wrote: »

Many times, but the sheer amount of work in body disposal put me off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

xzanti · 03-12-2019 09:17PM

If someone was a real, immediate threat to my kids. I would absolutely try my best to kill them.

Guy:Incognito · 03-12-2019 09:18PM

Every. Single. Day.

Albert Johnson · 03-12-2019 09:18PM

jimwallace197 wrote: »

No, because the guilt of it isnt worth it

This is the factor that has always given me great cause for consideration, do all those who murder feel guilt? I'm assuming that most people who plan a murder as opposed to accidental cases or killings as a result of fits of blind rage have somewhat valid reasons at least in there own mind. If you have come to the conclusion that X deserves to die because of Y reasons then obviously you've taken some time to try and rationalize it.

I'm discounting those who kill for some sense of gratification or similar as obviously this would cloud there judgement. Let's take for example that I feel deeply wronged by an individual who will most likely continue to wrong me in future if left unpunished. Yes other's may say that it's not my right to end said individuals life and that there are other options available. However I'm not interested in the thoughts of others and for the purpose of this debate will only consider my own. I proceed to murder the other individual and remove the threat as I see it. Hopefully I've covered my tracks sufficiently to prevent conviction and I continue on with my life safe in the knowledge that I did what was necessary to safeguard my future.

Perhaps I may feel some sympathy for those left behind and wish that thing's had been different. However I still believe I took the only course of action available to me and that I can now move forward with my life. It seems very unlikely to me that all murderers have a sudden moment of clarity and fall to there knee's begging forgiveness for what they have done. Yes murder is a gruesome business and isn't something to be undertaken lightly but the factors and reasoning involved will vary enormously.

CalamariFritti · 03-12-2019 09:19PM

God no, never even truly hated anyone. Except for someone murdered your wife/child/mother type of scenarios I dont think I ever will. I dont like someone I just dont have anything to do with them.

J Mysterio · 03-12-2019 09:20PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Honestly expected this thread to have been started my Mr.fearglein!

Fegelein goddamnit.

I have a mind to kill you father.

Raconteuse · 03-12-2019 09:21PM

Do you mean just thinking about it knowing that you'd never do it, or actually putting a serious plan in motion?

The former - all the time at work in my case. Like many.

Beau Bennett · 03-12-2019 09:22PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Honestly expected this thread to have been started my Mr.fearglein!

I hear you're a murderer now, father.

jaxxx · 03-12-2019 09:25PM

Ah, murder. No greater symbol that reflects human elitism over the rest of the natural world.

Alas though I must confess, I killed Roger Rabbit.

03-12-2019 09:25PM

Coincidentally, I've just come from this link:

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/criminal-court/man-who-destroyed-a-family-s-home-on-christmas-day-is-jailed-1.4103574

and at this moment, I would happily put an end to the life of the piece of excrement who did this.

Have you ever considered murdering somebody?

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