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Father Ted

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    #92
    Mutant_Fruit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭Mutant_Fruit


    Nope.
    Reading this thread has made me remember all those classic one-liners. Father Ted was a great show. Tis a pity my granny refuses to watch it, tis anti-christian says she :p


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    #93
    Shabadu
    Registered Users Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nope.
    Show her the Eoin mcLove episode! Eoin mcLove has a lovely face.


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    #94
    cmcquaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭cmcquaid


    Nope.
    or when mrs doyle tries to guess fr ted umsious (i think thats how u spell it) name for about 10 hours and she finally gets it she has a big proud head on her. shes delighted with herself.


    or when jack finally sobers up he goes curtains, floor *points at ted* gobs**te


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    #95
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    Nope.
    Ted: Hello, is that the Yin dynasty? Family! sorry, the Yin family.

    Eoin McLove: You leave me alone. I could have you killed

    Jack: THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!

    Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there

    Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women.

    Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch menopause!

    Ted: Once again Dougal, you've made me look like a complete fool in front of real people. Thanks very much.
    Dougal: To be honest Ted, I forgot you had the money. I was just going to tell you... your fly's open.

    Dougal: Hello there Len.
    Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you prick. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
    Dougal: Ah right you are there Len.

    Some of the best quotes


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    #96
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there

    Rofl!

    Remember this one -

    Dougal - How's the son?
    Bishop Brennan - What??
    Ted - The son of god! How's the son of GOD?


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    #97
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    Nope.
    Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
    Dougal: A shower of ba$tards.

    your ones class i must say "I love my brick!"


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    #98
    Dinner
    Registered Users Posts: 2,132 ✭✭✭Dinner


    Nope.
    cmcquaid wrote:
    or when mrs doyle tries to guess fr ted umsious (i think thats how u spell it) name for about 10 hours and she finally gets it she has a big proud head on her. shes delighted with herself.

    Fr. Tod Unctious


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    #99
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 45,535 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Nope.
    Dougal: You wouldn't think Jack would be good at football would you Ted?

    Ted: No. But then you see him out there. Beautiful player. Poetry in motion.

    Dougal: Did you tell me once that Jack had a trial with Liverpool?

    Ted: Eh, no. He was on trial in Liverpool.

    Shame on those three people for voting against this great show!

    'It is better to walk alone in the right direction than follow the herd walking in the wrong direction.'



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    #100
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Nope.
    the best was already mentioned, but deserves to be mentioned again: *murmuring* "Fcukin' Hell" classic!


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    #101
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Nope.
    One of the best moments has to be when Jack "dies" from drinking floor pollish and Dougal has to say the latin prayers.. Custos, Cannos, Roberto, Bajio.. or something to that effect :D


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    #102
    toiletduck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    i believe Dougal says "..Roberto Bagio.." (he played for Italy in the '94 world cup)


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    #103
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Nope.
    toiletduck wrote:
    i believe Dougal says "..Roberto Bagio.." (he played for Italy in the '94 world cup)
    pfft, semantics :rolleyes:


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    #104
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 45,535 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Nope.
    toiletduck wrote:
    i believe Dougal says "..Roberto Bagio.." (he played for Italy in the '94 world cup)

    He mentions several Italian football players. Benarrivo and Costacurta get a mention. :D

    'It is better to walk alone in the right direction than follow the herd walking in the wrong direction.'



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    #105
    OY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭OY


    Nope.
    This is the greatest thread! There are so many moments to this show that i dare someone not to have it in the DVD collection. Mine are played all the time, i do not think that they actually leavce the DVD player to be honest!

    But some classic lines from an incredible show!


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    #106
    Banterville
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Banterville


    Nope.
    Thanks to all of you for voting!

    It's now up to the moderators to MAKE TED A LEGEND OF THE BOARDS


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    #107
    Banterville
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Banterville


    Nope.
    Love'd the one where the dj priest had only one record and played the same song all night...some sort of egyptian music and then as the national anthem..class


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    #108
    muckwarrior
    Registered Users Posts: 4,051 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    Get your bollocks out of my face!


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    #109
    toiletduck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    "she uses the bad f word, not feck, you know the one im talking bout father"


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    #110
    TerrorFirmer
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    Banterville wrote:
    Love'd the one where the dj priest had only one record and played the same song all night...some sort of egyptian music and then as the national anthem..class

    Lol, that was class...

    "Now, please stand for our national anthem"

    Big pause.

    <Crazy foreign dance music comes on>


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    #111
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 45,535 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Nope.
    I loved the episode where Mrs Doyle is telling Ted and Dougal all about Pat Mustard:

    Mrs Doyle: Pat's great though Father. He was in Vietnam, he used to date Marilyn Monroe and he taught Elvis how to play Karate!

    Ted(laughing): Well I think he's been telling you a few tall tales. What do you think Dougal?

    Dougal: Well Ted, I'm very cynical as you know.

    The way Dougal says it is priceless. :D

    'It is better to walk alone in the right direction than follow the herd walking in the wrong direction.'



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    #112
    Banterville
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Banterville


    Nope.
    Mrs. Doyle "Father, Pat wants to know if he can put his big tool in my box"


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    #113
    OY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭OY


    Nope.
    That is the best season 3 episode IMO.
    "If we take that baby's hair and that baby's moustache..."

    Classic!


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    #114
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nope.
    MobileInfantry wrote:
    <Crazy foreign dance music comes on>

    It was by The Specials, a song called "Ghost Town".


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    #115
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    Nope.
    why do you know this


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    #116
    marshmallow
    Registered Users Posts: 936 ✭✭✭marshmallow


    LEGEND! hands down father ted is the best! kicking bishop brennan up the arse- ah good times..


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    #117
    marshmallow
    Registered Users Posts: 936 ✭✭✭marshmallow


    Banterville wrote:
    Mrs. Doyle "Father, Pat wants to know if he can put his big tool in my box"

    i lmao watching that episode :p


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    #118
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Nope.
    Ted: ''How did you become a priest, Dougal? Was it 'collect 10 Tayto packets and become a priest' or something?''


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    #119
    Deevious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Deevious


    When they roll the credits and they are showing the sports day video. 2 priests are brawling on the ground and then Dougal goes over and laces them a kick and then walks off. Priceless!!!


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    #120
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Nope.
    aye that "national anthem" song from Fr.Ted was also in Snatch..back to some more Ted, did anyone mention the champion of the sheep one? :)

    TED(being bursting in on the ceremony):"THIS IS A FRAUD AND A SHAM AND A.....FRAUD!" or something similar, have to get those dvds out later.

    And the sound effects album, haha :) u can actually play some of them on the dvd.


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    #121
    Rovi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    Oh oh oh!
    And him with the 'I shot J.R.' t-shirt, you know , one of da unbelieveables.

    *Showing his arse to the visiting television crew*
    "Me own dog done that to me. Doesn't it look like a face?"

    and-
    *Leaving Ted in the van while he robs the bank (post office?), then running out and driving off at speed*
    "Its me own money Father, I just didn't feel like doing all the paperwork."


    Its been mentioned before, but my number one favourite moment is the 'relative cow size' "small, far away" bit :D

    .


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