Father Ted

Banterville

I propose the already legendary comedy series Father Ted as a legend of the boards.

Also whats your favourite father Ted moment???

Creamy Goodness

Nope.

favourite moment has to be

Ted: Just play the ****ing note.
Dougal: The first one?

and so on,

this is a good idea lets put the hoff in his place

The Bollox

Nope.

my fav. bit is in the one with the Spider Baby and the fair and stuff when Ted is on the phone to the guy from the TV and Dougal does the thing with the statue of Mary

DonkeyStyle \o/

Nope.

Ted trying to skim a stone at the beach and hitting the guy in the rowing boat... some nice Hot Shots humour there.
Topped off with the dialog "Oooh ye' little pup! wait there till I get ye!"... I loved that... "little pup", such a bad description of a middle-aged priest (ted).
It was so well executed in writing and direction I think... really hit the spot.

mad m

Nope.

My favorite bit is when they are all in car,and they all fall asleep while driving at night.Then the radio goes "Cockadoddle do" and Ted says "god i nearly dropped off there for a min"....Class.

Banterville

Nope.

Has to be from the "speed" episode where Dougle becomes the milkman.

He goes to the door and the women come out naked to answer it...then at the end dougle is in bed and he jumps up shouting "THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP"

(also the idea of saying mass to help Dougle on the back of a tractor was legend!)

Ron DMC

Nope.

10 nil. This is a clear cut winner.

acri

Nope.

Banterville wrote:

(also the idea of saying mass to help Dougle on the back of a tractor was legend!)

Agreed. Thats my favorite moment. Or when the priest gets snapped in the eye while inspecting a bra. Marvellous stuff.

OY

Nope.

I watch this show obsessively! Only watching it last night and some great lines:

Dougal (with binoculars): "No sign of them yet Ted"
Ted: "Eh.... Dougal.... Dougal.... They are here!"

Ted: "That is the great thing about catholicism, it's so vague and nobody really knows what it is all about"

Ted (speaking about class 1 relics): "oh that would be really big stuff, bringing people back from the dead, time travel, cloning dinosaurs"

Dougal: "That is the part i have trouble with!"

Bishop:" I saw that film, Apollo 13 recently and it reminded me of my own brush with death."
ted: "You mean... you were in space when you had your heart attack!"

Eddy: (speaking about Dougal) "Treasure this man Father Crilly, he has wisdom far beyond his years"

Mrs. Doyle: "There.... Oh Lord!"
Ted: "Um...yeah! Thats a dustbin Mrs. Doyle"

Ted: "Mrs. Doyle, do you have your contacts in?"
Mrs. Doyle: "No, a dog ran off with them"

Jack: "that would be an ecuminical matter"

And my favourite by far:

Dougal: "BISHOPS LOVE SCI-FI"
Ted: "Dougal... we are not watching aliens"

And all of this is from the same episode!!! Madness! THIS episode is my favourite father Ted moment... 'Tentacles of Doom'. Great stuff!

funky penguin

Nope.

Feck

DonkeyStyle \o/

Nope.

So many great moments alright... needless to say when I saw the full box set in Golden Discs I jumped at the chance

Creamy Goodness

Nope.

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

So many great moments alright... needless to say when I saw the full box set in Golden Discs I jumped at the chance

yup i just had to buy it in fact i don't think it's left my dvd player since i bought it, except for the odd south park or family guy

invincibleirish

Nope.

all time classic moment for me was the chris the sheep ep, "fcuking hell"

it will be a brave soul to vote against this being a legend whatwith being a public polll and all

monaghanforsam

Nope.

kicking bishop brennan up the arse

acri

Nope.

"So I hear you're a racist now father"
"It's those feckin Greeks!"

Shabadu

Nope.

The Eoin McLove episode:

I've no willy

I smell wee

I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them
out there


It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women.

I also love the 'small, far away' bit. All of it tbh.

Shabadu

Nope.

You fuppin baxtard!

Nope.

Wow, this will be a close one.

My favourite moment is when Dougal is driving the milk-float and there's a big pyramid of cardboard boxes in his way.

funky penguin

Nope.

Hmmm. 32 - 0 at time of post.

Shabadu

Nope.

funky penguin wrote:

Hmmm. 32 - 0 at time of post.

34 now.

C'mere Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted. God, I love being a priest. We're all going to heaven lads, wheeeyyyyyy!

Nope.

Someone burn pwd

Dinner

Nope.

My favourite moment is,

Dougal: Did Len find the Rabbits, Ted?

Bishop Brennan: What did he say?!

Ted: Oh, God look, I'd better tell you-

Brennan: Did he call me Len again? (shouting) YOU ADDRESS ME BY MY PROPER TITLE, YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS!

And of course: ARSEBISCUITS

Shabadu

Nope.

/gets kindling and lighter fluid

Shrimp

Nope.

Go on Ted you legend..

Stompbox

Nope.

OY wrote:

And my favourite by far:

Dougal: "BISHOPS LOVE SCI-FI"
Ted: "Dougal... we are not watching aliens"

Yeah I loved that part. Or how about the part when

Ted:"Dougal, theres a bomb on the milk float"

Dougal:"Who's that for then Ted

OY

Nope.

Am i reading this right?
Did someone actually vote against?

OY

Nope.

OY wrote:

Am i reading this right?
Did someone actually vote against?

pwd did. Check my comment below about burning him.

neGev

Nope.

i can't believe some bar steward had the balls to vote against Ted.

Moment: When, after hours of fevered plotting and diagram-drawing, Ted announces his plan...

"That's right, WE PUT THE BRICK ON THE ACCELERATOR"

pwd

down with this sort of thing

Shabadu

Nope.

Careful now.

funky penguin

Nope.

pwd wrote:

down with this sort of thing

Hmmm. Was that supposed to be ironic?