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Father Ted

Banterville · 2005-05-07 15:51:40

I propose the already legendary comedy series Father Ted as a legend of the boards. Also whats your favourite father Ted moment???

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#52 08-05-2005 6:28pm

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Nope.
Mind you, they all have lovely bums.

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#53 08-05-2005 7:42pm

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pwd wrote:

there's only room for one ecclesiastical sit com forum on this site
and it's vicar of dibley dammit
"Ooh I'm a woman and I'm fat and I like cake!"
"We're some other clicheed unfunny characters in her church"
"Bloody bloody bloody"

classic

Vicar of Dibley doesnt come close ot Fr. Ted. But if you feel so strongley about it, go start up a Legends thread for the Vicar of Dibley and see what the public think..

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#54 08-05-2005 9:08pm

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lmao

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#55 08-05-2005 9:15pm

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My fave Fr Ted moment is when they are in the caravan and they( Fr Noel Furlong, TOny Lynch and Jenine Reilly and others, cant remember their names) do riverdance and the caravan topples over.
I know what we all do now is TELL A FEW GHOST STORIES"

"Whos a bit of a moning michael tonight "

Class ic quotes

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#56 08-05-2005 9:25pm

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#57 08-05-2005 9:26pm

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You have used 3 centimeters of Sticky Tape, God Bless You.

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#58 08-05-2005 9:39pm

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those aren't actual quotes from the vicar of dibley.

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#59 08-05-2005 10:15pm

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Shabadu wrote:

Mind you, they all have lovely bums.

Bottoms!

Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?

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#60 08-05-2005 10:55pm

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Aargh. Of course.

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#61 08-05-2005 11:04pm

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legend

if someone didnt mention Graham Norton as Father Noel,

Oh God, look at the time, its 6 o clock in the morning! We've been talking all night, now i think its time for...SOME GHOST STORIES!

Something to that effect, very good

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#62 08-05-2005 11:06pm

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Riverdancing in a caravan. Brilliant.

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#63 09-05-2005 12:03am

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Small, far away.

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#64 09-05-2005 1:53am

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Dougal and this other priest in one epsiode,they were acting like teenagers in and the priest(cant think of his name) but he was a trouble maker.

" who do you like,Blur or Oasis?" Dougal with the glazed view in eyes thinking, "Blur" ah nooooo the other priest goes then Dougal goes "Oasis,Oasis"..

And the priest knocks for Dougal with a football and says " Hello Ted is Dougal there" and Dougal barges past Ted and out the door....

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#65 09-05-2005 9:20am

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That priest was Father Damo

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#66 09-05-2005 11:47am

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I think everyone knows that 'one foot in the grave' is sooooooo much funnier

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#67 09-05-2005 11:57am

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Father Jack hackett

RATS! Hairy Japanese BA$TARDS!

*pointing at lots of rabbits*

or

Chair! Curtian! Floor! GOBSH1TE!

Wounderful Series

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#68 09-05-2005 1:05pm

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Padser is the newest to join the burn list!!!

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#69 09-05-2005 1:12pm

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From the first episode...

Mrs. Doyle (to Jack): what do you say to a nice cup of tea, father?
Jack(looks angrily at the cup): FECK OFF CUP!!
Few seconds later...

Jack(throwing cup at mrs doyle): FECK OFF!!!

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#70 09-05-2005 5:22pm

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padser wrote:

I think everyone knows that 'one foot in the grave' is sooooooo much funnier

The only reason 'one foot in the grave' is ever funny is because of the 'I don't believe it' Victor Meldrew episode.

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#72 09-05-2005 5:48pm

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Father, I killed a man.

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#73 09-05-2005 6:24pm

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Cremo wrote:

favourite moment has to be

Ted: Just play the ****ing note.
Dougal: The first one?

and so on,

this is a good idea lets put the hoff in his place

That was brilliant, my favourite episode ever. I second this one!

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#74 09-05-2005 6:55pm

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its frosty
tell him yo feck off
ehhh i think hes happy enough here for the moment

classic

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#75 09-05-2005 7:17pm

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all of them are good, another one is Speed where ted moves all the boxes in front of the milk float and all the suspense music and then drives right through them, very good GO DOUGAL, GO GO GO!!

cmcquaid, good episode Ted: Playing the old computer games i see

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#76 09-05-2005 7:29pm

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Ruu wrote:

all of them are good, another one is Speed where ted moves all the boxes in front of the milk float and all the suspense music and then drives right through them, very good GO DOUGAL, GO GO GO!!

GAH!

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=2716183&postcount=18

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#77 09-05-2005 7:40pm

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Oops

i can tell your impressing no one with that attitude!

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#78 09-05-2005 8:37pm

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Noel(with pillow case on head): Whooooo.... Who's that? Is that Gerry Fields off to the disco.

Ted: No its just me Noel. I'm going out to get some fresh air.

Noel: Don't forget to bring us back some!

Ted: Right so.. ya big feckin' eejit

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#79 09-05-2005 8:48pm

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#80 09-05-2005 8:51pm

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"COWBOYS TED! They are a bunch of COWBOYS!!!"

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#81 09-05-2005 9:13pm

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Father Damo: "I call mine Frosty, what do you call yours?"

Dougal: "I call him ted... but its the way i say it".

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#82 09-05-2005 9:14pm

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Dougal: No sign of the Bishops yet Ted.

Ted: Eh, they're already here Dougal.

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#83 09-05-2005 9:15pm

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The best moment ever is without a doubt the guy who never stops laughing.

Who dares disagree?

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#84 09-05-2005 9:26pm

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Nah, dancing priest all the way!

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#85 09-05-2005 9:38pm

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Oh it's a filthy, dirty business, sex. Can you imagine, Father. Your husband standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. I want you to get a good clear picture.

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#86 09-05-2005 9:40pm

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Ride me sideways, that was another one!

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#87 09-05-2005 9:44pm

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Oh she writes such filth, Father. It's always "Fe(k this" and "Fe(k that" - and sometimes she even uses the "F" word!

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#88 09-05-2005 10:33pm

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eehhh what's your favourite humming sound? mine would have to mmmmhhhmmm, or maybe mmmmmmm, eh the first one is a fridge

(apologies if I got it wrong) that priest was hilarious.

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#89 09-05-2005 10:59pm

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the thing about fr. fitzgibbon was, he looked like a cup...great big ears like handles

fr. romeo sensini, he can climb 3 flights of stairs unassisted

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#90 09-05-2005 11:00pm

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tSubh Dearg wrote:

eehhh what's your favourite humming sound? mine would have to mmmmhhhmmm, or maybe mmmmmmm, eh the first one is a fridge

(apologies if I got it wrong) that priest was hilarious.

i believe that was fr. purcell.

i loved fr. fintan stack too (brendan grace)
"i took your car and drove it into a big wall. i've had my fun and thats all that counts."

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#91 09-05-2005 11:45pm

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"No he's way worse then Hitler, you wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o clock in the morning!"

That was a good episode alright!

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#92 10-05-2005 8:27am

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Reading this thread has made me remember all those classic one-liners. Father Ted was a great show. Tis a pity my granny refuses to watch it, tis anti-christian says she

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#93 10-05-2005 8:45am

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Show her the Eoin mcLove episode! Eoin mcLove has a lovely face.

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#94 10-05-2005 11:26am

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or when mrs doyle tries to guess fr ted umsious (i think thats how u spell it) name for about 10 hours and she finally gets it she has a big proud head on her. shes delighted with herself.

or when jack finally sobers up he goes curtains, floor *points at ted* gobs**te

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#95 10-05-2005 11:36am

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Ted: Hello, is that the Yin dynasty? Family! sorry, the Yin family.

Eoin McLove: You leave me alone. I could have you killed

Jack: THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!

Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there

Dougal: It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women.

Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch menopause!

Ted: Once again Dougal, you've made me look like a complete fool in front of real people. Thanks very much.
Dougal: To be honest Ted, I forgot you had the money. I was just going to tell you... your fly's open.

Dougal: Hello there Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you prick. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
Dougal: Ah right you are there Len.

Some of the best quotes

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#96 10-05-2005 11:40am

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Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there

Rofl!

Remember this one -

Dougal - How's the son?
Bishop Brennan - What??
Ted - The son of god! How's the son of GOD?

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#97 10-05-2005 11:43am

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Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of ba$tards.

your ones class i must say "I love my brick!"

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#98 10-05-2005 3:15pm

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cmcquaid wrote:

or when mrs doyle tries to guess fr ted umsious (i think thats how u spell it) name for about 10 hours and she finally gets it she has a big proud head on her. shes delighted with herself.

Fr. Tod Unctious

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#99 10-05-2005 3:18pm

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Dougal: You wouldn't think Jack would be good at football would you Ted?

Ted: No. But then you see him out there. Beautiful player. Poetry in motion.

Dougal: Did you tell me once that Jack had a trial with Liverpool?

Ted: Eh, no. He was on trial in Liverpool.

Shame on those three people for voting against this great show!

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#100 10-05-2005 3:21pm

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the best was already mentioned, but deserves to be mentioned again: *murmuring* "Fcukin' Hell" classic!

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#101 10-05-2005 3:30pm

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One of the best moments has to be when Jack "dies" from drinking floor pollish and Dougal has to say the latin prayers.. Custos, Cannos, Roberto, Bajio.. or something to that effect

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