Father Ted

toiletduck · 10-05-2005 3:39pm

i believe Dougal says "..Roberto Bagio.." (he played for Italy in the '94 world cup)

The Bollox · 10-05-2005 3:43pm

Nope.

toiletduck wrote:

i believe Dougal says "..Roberto Bagio.." (he played for Italy in the '94 world cup)

pfft, semantics :rolleyes:

Mr.Nice Guy · 10-05-2005 4:39pm

Nope.

toiletduck wrote:

i believe Dougal says "..Roberto Bagio.." (he played for Italy in the '94 world cup)

He mentions several Italian football players. Benarrivo and Costacurta get a mention.

OY · 10-05-2005 5:06pm

Nope.

This is the greatest thread! There are so many moments to this show that i dare someone not to have it in the DVD collection. Mine are played all the time, i do not think that they actually leavce the DVD player to be honest!

But some classic lines from an incredible show!

Banterville · 10-05-2005 5:51pm

Nope.

Thanks to all of you for voting!

It's now up to the moderators to MAKE TED A LEGEND OF THE BOARDS

Banterville · 12-05-2005 11:57am

Nope.

Love'd the one where the dj priest had only one record and played the same song all night...some sort of egyptian music and then as the national anthem..class

muckwarrior · 12-05-2005 12:14pm

Get your bollocks out of my face!

toiletduck · 12-05-2005 2:19pm

"she uses the bad f word, not feck, you know the one im talking bout father"

TerrorFirmer · 12-05-2005 7:49pm

Banterville wrote:

Love'd the one where the dj priest had only one record and played the same song all night...some sort of egyptian music and then as the national anthem..class

Lol, that was class...

"Now, please stand for our national anthem"

Big pause.

<Crazy foreign dance music comes on>

Mr.Nice Guy · 12-05-2005 9:02pm

Nope.

I loved the episode where Mrs Doyle is telling Ted and Dougal all about Pat Mustard:

Mrs Doyle: Pat's great though Father. He was in Vietnam, he used to date Marilyn Monroe and he taught Elvis how to play Karate!

Ted(laughing): Well I think he's been telling you a few tall tales. What do you think Dougal?

Dougal: Well Ted, I'm very cynical as you know.

The way Dougal says it is priceless.

Banterville · 12-05-2005 9:42pm

Nope.

Mrs. Doyle "Father, Pat wants to know if he can put his big tool in my box"

OY · 12-05-2005 10:09pm

Nope.

That is the best season 3 episode IMO.
"If we take that baby's hair and that baby's moustache..."

Classic!

12-05-2005 11:17pm

Nope.

MobileInfantry wrote:

<Crazy foreign dance music comes on>

It was by The Specials, a song called "Ghost Town".

Glipmac · 13-05-2005 11:24am

Nope.

why do you know this

marshmallow · 13-05-2005 10:03pm

LEGEND! hands down father ted is the best! kicking bishop brennan up the arse- ah good times..

marshmallow · 13-05-2005 10:05pm

Banterville wrote:

Mrs. Doyle "Father, Pat wants to know if he can put his big tool in my box"

i lmao watching that episode

Piste · 13-05-2005 11:07pm

Nope.

Ted: ''How did you become a priest, Dougal? Was it 'collect 10 Tayto packets and become a priest' or something?''

Deevious · 13-05-2005 11:54pm

When they roll the credits and they are showing the sports day video. 2 priests are brawling on the ground and then Dougal goes over and laces them a kick and then walks off. Priceless!!!

Ruu_Old · 14-05-2005 2:11am

Nope.

aye that "national anthem" song from Fr.Ted was also in Snatch..back to some more Ted, did anyone mention the champion of the sheep one?

TED(being bursting in on the ceremony):"THIS IS A FRAUD AND A SHAM AND A.....FRAUD!" or something similar, have to get those dvds out later.

And the sound effects album, haha

u can actually play some of them on the dvd.

Rovi · 15-05-2005 7:32am

Oh oh oh!
And him with the 'I shot J.R.' t-shirt, you know , one of da unbelieveables.

*Showing his arse to the visiting television crew*
"Me own dog done that to me. Doesn't it look like a face?"

and-
*Leaving Ted in the van while he robs the bank (post office?), then running out and driving off at speed*
"Its me own money Father, I just didn't feel like doing all the paperwork."

Its been mentioned before, but my number one favourite moment is the 'relative cow size' "small, far away" bit

.

SpAcEd OuT · 15-05-2005 12:38pm

my best moment was when the gameshow host from BBC stayed with Ted and Mrs.Doyle is trying to get him to drink the shandy

ah no I really shouldn........those feckin bastards,sack me!? I made the BBC then he jumps out the window.

Banterville · 19-05-2005 10:27pm

Nope.

Dougal: "So Ted has Len seen the rabbits yet????"

Bishop Brennan: "What did he say....did he call me Len, You'll address me by my proper title ya little bollix!"

Also

Dougal names rabbit Sampras "becuase of that link that rabbits and tennis have!"

Hilarious.

Shabadu · 19-05-2005 10:36pm

Nope.

Father Ted must surely be given the first sub-forum. Eh, FP? Gwan!

Capt'n Midnight · 19-05-2005 10:54pm

Nope.

Shabadu wrote:

Father Ted must surely be given the first sub-forum. Eh, FP? Gwan!

hopefully in time for eurosong !

Shabadu · 19-05-2005 11:04pm

Nope.

funky penguin · 19-05-2005 11:19pm

Nope.

Shabadu wrote:

Father Ted must surely be given the first sub-forum. Eh, FP? Gwan!

As far as I know, the three forums will be made at the same time.....Unless your talking about position on the drop down menu....?

In which case, I dunno.

funky penguin · 19-05-2005 11:23pm

Nope.

Wait.....Jesus Christ there's 109 yes votes to 4. I think it deserves top spot with those results tbh.

PlayaFlow · 19-05-2005 11:23pm

"down with that sort of thing!".........."carefull now"

Stompbox · 21-05-2005 6:06pm

Nope.

My favourite Father Ted bit would have to be...

oh yeah Dougal:AHHHHHH
(Bishop Jordan clutches chest in pain)
Ted:Dougal what are you doing?

Dougal:I just remembered Aliens is on after the News.We can all have a big lads night in.

Ted: Shut up Dougal. Anyway,Heart attack?Thats rare enough these days.

(Bishop Facks speaks but is drowned out by Dougal)

Dougal:I don't know why we can't watch aliens, Ted

Ted: Dougal, Bishop Facks is speaking.

Dougal: But they'd love it

Ted: No they wouldn't.

Dougal:Bishops love sci-fi

Ted: Dougal, WE ARE NOT WATCHING ALIENS.LOL

Just after realising this is my hundreth post. This is the greatest moment in world history

Ruu_Old · 21-05-2005 8:06pm

Nope.

i was just watching that one 5 mins ago, the holy stone

i have to upload a few eurosong screen grabbies i got

orangerooster · 21-05-2005 8:11pm

Surely has to be recognised as some kind of legend or suchlike. If not only for making "End Music....for a film" by Radiohead less depressing. (I challenge anyone to listen to that song and not think of Tommy Tiernan breaking down on the bus after getting out of his depression.)

Fr. Stack: What are we watching?
Priest: We're looking at the sports day!
Fr.Stack: Young fellas running around in their shorts, thats the kind of thing you like looking at, I bet you like it to but your imagining what they look like without the shorts. You're sitting there, imagining that with a big smile on your face....ya dirty fecker!

Thats episode must surely one of the best.

Ruu_Old · 21-05-2005 8:13pm

Nope.

Ok here we go, nearly Eurovision time again (i wonder which channel i can get it on in America?)

I got it, i think i got a lyric!

you can forget about those, you can forget about icey t and scoopy scoopy dog dog!

JUST PLAY THE F*CKIN NOTE!

Not much to say about this one...genius

Mr.Nice Guy · 21-05-2005 8:24pm

Nope.

orangerooster wrote:

Fr. Stack: What are we watching?
Priest: We're looking at the sports day!
Fr.Stack: Young fellas running around in their shorts, thats the kind of thing you like looking at, I bet you like it to but your imagining what they look like without the shorts. You're sitting there, imagining that with a big smile on your face....ya dirty fecker!

Thats episode must surely one of the best.

Yeah that was a great one and when they go to leave:

Fr. Stack: Ooooh! Bye girls! (Pair of w*nkers...)

marc7018 · 12-06-2005 7:18am

oh, hello bishop brennon , i think you got the wrong number when you called there

OY · 12-06-2005 8:44am

Nope.

Ted: Do you know what is important about July the 19th Mrs Doyle?

Mrs. Doyle: Sure it doesn't matter what day it is. There is always time for a nice cup of tea! Sure didn't our Lord himself pause on the cross for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?

Ted (shocked): No he didn't Mrs.Doyle.

Mrs. Doyle: Well whatever they had for tea in those days... cake or whatever!

scuba steve · 29-06-2005 8:00pm

Absoloutely love Father Ted, especially the Eurovision one, the rabbit one, cake in jumper and Henry Cecil (BBC)

Zip · 04-07-2005 10:36pm

FR STACK: Im goin to listen to some music

FR TED: Ok so

FR STACK: I wasnt askin for permission

FR TED: Well I think thats a very rude thing to say

FR STACK: If you say that to me again Ill put ur face... through the wall

spudington16 · 04-07-2005 10:40pm

scuba steve wrote:

Absoloutely love Father Ted, especially the Eurovision one, the rabbit one, cake in jumper and Henry Cecil (BBC)

Henry Cellar, actually, but still a classic episode.

Policeman: "I have a clear shot on him, Father. Will I shoot?"
Ted: "No, let him go; he'll find his own way home."

Classic.

capistrano · 04-07-2005 10:54pm

Ted: Do you know what I mean, Dougal?
Dougal: I do, Ted
Ted: Do you really? [excited]
Dougal: No, Ted

scuba steve · 04-07-2005 11:42pm

Classic

Stompbox · 23-07-2005 10:12pm

Nope.

Niamh Connolly: Goodbye

Ted: Yes Goodby...Dougal: Oh yeah Ted I sold Niamh the house

Ted: What?

Dougal: Actually I just gave it to her.

Ted: What! Wait now Dougal

Dougal: Ted you told to always give them what they want.

Ted: Now wait a minute now. What...Dougal:Wait a second Ted. Where are we going to live.

shewolf · 01-08-2005 12:11pm

after ted puts the brick on the accelerator and hops off the milk van, dougal picks up the brick
"ted, u forgot ur brick", classic

Borat_Sagdiyev · 03-08-2005 12:12pm

Noel Furlong singing Bohemian Rhapsody was class:

... we will not let you go

Furlong: [heavy cork accent] LET ME GOOO [/heavy cork accent]

I'm amazed that no one has so far (correct me if I'm wrong) has mentioned the great Larry Duff, he's tremendous fun.

The one where he's spinning on a wheel and a fella is throwing knives blindfolded at him then his phone goes off.

Or the one where they get stopped at the border because "They found a big box of guns in his house."

"Ah well, you think you know someone"

Top class comedy.

curliq · 05-08-2005 9:34pm

apparently, the naked guy who father ted always annoys is the father of a girl in my year. *witholds name to spare blushes of said girl*

cjs19 · 05-08-2005 11:00pm

Number 11!!
Dougal "Sorry Ted I was holding it upside down."

Best comedy ever.

Father Ted

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