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#62 08-05-2005 11:06pm
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Riverdancing in a caravan. Brilliant.

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#63 09-05-2005 12:03am
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Small, far away.

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#64 09-05-2005 1:53am
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Dougal and this other priest in one epsiode,they were acting like teenagers in and the priest(cant think of his name) but he was a trouble maker.

" who do you like,Blur or Oasis?" Dougal with the glazed view in eyes thinking, "Blur" ah nooooo the other priest goes then Dougal goes "Oasis,Oasis"..

And the priest knocks for Dougal with a football and says " Hello Ted is Dougal there" and Dougal barges past Ted and out the door....

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#65 09-05-2005 9:20am
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That priest was Father Damo

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#66 09-05-2005 11:47am
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I think everyone knows that 'one foot in the grave' is sooooooo much funnier

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#67 09-05-2005 11:57am
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Nope.
Father Jack hackett

RATS! Hairy Japanese BA$TARDS!

*pointing at lots of rabbits*

or

Chair! Curtian! Floor! GOBSH1TE!

Wounderful Series

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#68 09-05-2005 1:05pm
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Padser is the newest to join the burn list!!!

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#69 09-05-2005 1:12pm
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From the first episode...

Mrs. Doyle (to Jack): what do you say to a nice cup of tea, father?
Jack(looks angrily at the cup): FECK OFF CUP!!
Few seconds later...

Jack(throwing cup at mrs doyle): FECK OFF!!!

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#70 09-05-2005 5:22pm
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padser wrote:

I think everyone knows that 'one foot in the grave' is sooooooo much funnier

The only reason 'one foot in the grave' is ever funny is because of the 'I don't believe it' Victor Meldrew episode.

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#71 09-05-2005 5:24pm
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#72 09-05-2005 5:48pm
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Father, I killed a man.

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#73 09-05-2005 6:24pm
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Cremo wrote:

favourite moment has to be

Ted: Just play the ****ing note.
Dougal: The first one?

and so on,

this is a good idea lets put the hoff in his place

That was brilliant, my favourite episode ever. I second this one!

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#74 09-05-2005 6:55pm
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its frosty
tell him yo feck off
ehhh i think hes happy enough here for the moment

classic

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#75 09-05-2005 7:17pm
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all of them are good, another one is Speed where ted moves all the boxes in front of the milk float and all the suspense music and then drives right through them, very good GO DOUGAL, GO GO GO!!

cmcquaid, good episode Ted: Playing the old computer games i see

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#76 09-05-2005 7:29pm
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Ruu wrote:

all of them are good, another one is Speed where ted moves all the boxes in front of the milk float and all the suspense music and then drives right through them, very good GO DOUGAL, GO GO GO!!

GAH!

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=2716183&postcount=18

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#77 09-05-2005 7:40pm
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Oops

i can tell your impressing no one with that attitude!

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#78 09-05-2005 8:37pm
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Noel(with pillow case on head): Whooooo.... Who's that? Is that Gerry Fields off to the disco.

Ted: No its just me Noel. I'm going out to get some fresh air.

Noel: Don't forget to bring us back some!

Ted: Right so.. ya big feckin' eejit

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#79 09-05-2005 8:48pm
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#80 09-05-2005 8:51pm
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"COWBOYS TED! They are a bunch of COWBOYS!!!"

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#81 09-05-2005 9:13pm
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Father Damo: "I call mine Frosty, what do you call yours?"

Dougal: "I call him ted... but its the way i say it".

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#82 09-05-2005 9:14pm
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Dougal: No sign of the Bishops yet Ted.

Ted: Eh, they're already here Dougal.

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#83 09-05-2005 9:15pm
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The best moment ever is without a doubt the guy who never stops laughing.

Who dares disagree?

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#84 09-05-2005 9:26pm
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Nah, dancing priest all the way!

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#85 09-05-2005 9:38pm
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Oh it's a filthy, dirty business, sex. Can you imagine, Father. Your husband standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. I want you to get a good clear picture.

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#86 09-05-2005 9:40pm
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Ride me sideways, that was another one!

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#87 09-05-2005 9:44pm
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Oh she writes such filth, Father. It's always "Fe(k this" and "Fe(k that" - and sometimes she even uses the "F" word!

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#88 09-05-2005 10:33pm
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eehhh what's your favourite humming sound? mine would have to mmmmhhhmmm, or maybe mmmmmmm, eh the first one is a fridge

(apologies if I got it wrong) that priest was hilarious.

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#89 09-05-2005 10:59pm
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the thing about fr. fitzgibbon was, he looked like a cup...great big ears like handles

fr. romeo sensini, he can climb 3 flights of stairs unassisted

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#90 09-05-2005 11:00pm
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tSubh Dearg wrote:

eehhh what's your favourite humming sound? mine would have to mmmmhhhmmm, or maybe mmmmmmm, eh the first one is a fridge

(apologies if I got it wrong) that priest was hilarious.

i believe that was fr. purcell.

i loved fr. fintan stack too (brendan grace)
"i took your car and drove it into a big wall. i've had my fun and thats all that counts."

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#91 09-05-2005 11:45pm
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"No he's way worse then Hitler, you wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o clock in the morning!"

That was a good episode alright!

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