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  • 10-09-2019 9:22pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 20,490 ✭✭✭✭


    Jackpot heading for €160 million on Friday.

    Top tip. Buy your tickets in another town, or online. Nobody will ever find out if you win.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,346 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Yeah, always easy to hide a €160 million windfall and carry on with your normal day to day life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Jackpot heading for €160 million on Friday.

    Top tip. Buy your tickets in another town, or online. Nobody will ever find out if you win.

    It would be a full time job in itself trying to hide that amount of money


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,201 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords




  • Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Jackpot heading for €160 million on Friday.

    Top tip. Buy your tickets in another town, or online. Nobody will ever find out if you win.

    Damn your spoiler.... it means I didn't win it tonight.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Did ye here the one about the couple that won the lotto?

    Herself asked, "what'll we do with all these begging letters?"









    "Keep sending them" says he!...

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    If I won it, I think I'd keep working.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    If I won it, I think I'd keep working.

    Me too. But I'd sidestep in to my dream job, professional multimillionaire


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Jackpot heading for €160 million on Friday.

    Top tip. Buy your tickets in another town, or online. Nobody will ever find out if you win.

    Nah, the nosey bastards were i live would twig the gold plated lambo and know something was up. :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭El_Bee


    has anyone ever won online?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Even if you got 1% of that jackpot you would still walk away with 1.6 Million. Imagine what you could do with that let alone the full 160. Mind-boggling.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    El_Bee wrote: »
    has anyone ever won online?


    Have heard stories of the app/website being very unreliable but I'm not sure how true that is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,965 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    I'd stage a coup in a small 3rd world county. But I wouldn't cock it up like that Mark Thatcher clown.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Oasis1974


    It's not that amount in 1 go I think either installments over time or a smaller one off payment like America?


  • Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭cichlid child


    El_Bee wrote: »
    has anyone ever won online?
    I have got small wins playing Euromillions online. I find it handy that i was always forgetting to check my numbers (i do quickpick) or i put the ticket in a drawer and forget about it. They email you when you win and you have to log in to see how much you won. its handy.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 9,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ziedth


    Somebody won the Irish Lotto online the other week and the Lottery said where the winner was from (Registered account I guess as it wasn't long after the draw) Surely that goes against the whole point of doing it online?

    If I won the Irish Lotto even €10m I wouldn't tell anyone other than the wife. easy enough to sit on it a little while and write off the extra few quid as an investment coming through. I wouldn't even attempt to hide €160m. I wouldn't come forward or anything mind


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,387 ✭✭✭Cina


    "Yeah I got a really good raise at work actually, decided to put it towards upgrading the Golf to a Ferrari. Got unreal PCP on it"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 370 ✭✭WB Yokes


    Oasis1974 wrote: »
    It's not that amount in 1 go I think either installments over time or a smaller one off payment like America?

    Really? Hadnt heard that before.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,510 ✭✭✭Wheety


    It's a mental amount of money really. You and your family would be a target for kidnappers. Would have to employ bodyguards, obviously you have the money to.

    Not sure what I'd do. One side of me thinks I'd set up a charity to buy equipment for children's hospitals or children who need specialist equipment at home.

    Another side of me says homes in New York, London and a few other places. But your life would never be normal. Everyone who ever met you would expect a payout.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 370 ✭✭WB Yokes


    Wheety wrote: »
    It's a mental amount of money really. You and your family would be a target for kidnappers. Would have to employ bodyguards, obviously you have the money to.

    Not sure what I'd do. One side of me thinks I'd set up a charity to buy equipment for children's hospitals or children who need specialist equipment at home.

    Another side of me says homes in New York, London and a few other places. But your life would never be normal. Everyone who ever met you would expect a payout.

    I wouldnt tell anyone except family and close friends. And theyd be set for life. Anyone else can feck off, id be that far away from them theyd never get a chance to ask me for money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,510 ✭✭✭Wheety


    WB Yokes wrote: »
    I wouldnt tell anyone except family and close friends. And theyd be set for life. Anyone else can feck off, id be that far away from them theyd never get a chance to ask me for money.

    You might only tell family and close friends but you won't be able to keep it quiet. I know my Mother would let it slip to everyone she knows, even if she promises not to tell anyone :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭El_Bee


    Have heard stories of the app/website being very unreliable but I'm not sure how true that is.


    Yeah that would be my fear, buy a winning ticket and it gets deleted or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Oasis1974


    Bugatti Veyrons are 1 million plus each and the houses all over the world it will go fast lol.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 370 ✭✭WB Yokes


    Wheety wrote: »
    You might only tell family and close friends but you won't be able to keep it quiet. I know my Mother would let it slip to everyone she knows, even if she promises not to tell anyone :D

    Ah i know its easier said than done. That would be my aim anyway.

    How would people deal with family and close friends regarding looking after them? With that amount of money you could obviously make sure they were all very comfortable for the rest of their lives..

    I think id just give my family x amount and then help set my friends up in business so they could make their own money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    Have heard stories of the app/website being very unreliable but I'm not sure how true that is.

    There was a fairly big winner of the Irish lotto a few weeks back, couple of million I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    I'd give all but 2 million away, to a professional investment organisation and they can do the hard work if spending it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    Just move to a country or city where having 150mil is not of the ordinary.
    You could easily blend into New York with 150 mil - nobody would bat an eye. Plus they don't gossip anywhere near like us Irish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    I win €5 every week by not doing it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,510 ✭✭✭Wheety


    WB Yokes wrote: »
    Ah i know its easier said than done. That would be my aim anyway.

    How would people deal with family and close friends regarding looking after them? With that amount of money you could obviously make sure they were all very comfortable for the rest of their lives..

    I think id just give my family x amount and then help set my friends up in business so they could make their own money.

    How far do you go with the gifts too? A sliding scale? I was thinking immediate family €5m each, that would be €20m between mine and the wife's brothers. Both sets of parents wouldn't want that much. So maybe €2m for each set of parents. That's only €24m.

    Then close friends, maybe €3m each. Say that's 15 between me and the wife, another €45m.

    Still have €91m left :eek:

    Do I move onto cousins? €100k each? Friends who aren't as close, the same? Then they get resentful that they 'only' got €100k.

    It's actually incomprehensible with that amount of money.

    I'd probably be happier winning €250k on the lotto plus. Mortgage paid and extensive work done on the house without a loan. Set up for life then and no one expecting you to clear their mortgage too. Could still afford to give money to brothers but it would be in the €10ks


  • Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Jackpot heading for €160 million on Friday.

    Top tip. Buy your tickets in another town, or online. Nobody will ever find out if you win.

    Let them find out.
    Line them all up.
    Ill be on my throne with my cock out.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Yeah, always easy to hide a €160 million windfall and carry on with your normal day to day life.

    Even easier to cut ties and move somewhere that no-one knows your name!
    That kinda wealth smoothes a lot of visa issues ;)


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