Most embarresing thing...

Fad · 25-01-2009 5:48pm

*adele* wrote: »

Serious?

No of course not.........

Insect Overlord · 25-01-2009 9:03pm

I stalled the car at traffic lights today. That was a little bit embarrassing...

Learning to drive is fun!

cautioner · 25-01-2009 9:06pm

An File wrote: »

I stalled the car at traffic lights today. That was a little bit embarrassing...

Learning to drive is fun!

Not as bad as f*cking up the hill start when driving home from school and rolling back into a wall :pac:
Everyone thought I had reversed into it too.

Pigwidgeon · 25-01-2009 9:10pm

ah memories of stalling my car...
i have my full license and bought a new car about a month ago... i think i've stalled more in the last month with the new car than the whole other like 8 months i was learning to drive...

Jack Sheehan · 25-01-2009 11:05pm

Slightly off topic but our German teacher (who is German) was once having a huge shouting fit at one of the students. It went a little something like this:

Him: 'But miss, I forgot my book today.'
Her: 'YOOOUUU WHATTT? O MY GOD YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, EH? HOW DARE YOU? YOU NEED ME TO BRING IN YOUR BOOK FOR ME, YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO BRING IN YOUR BOOK FOR YOU *breath*'
Him: 'but...'
Her: 'YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO DO EVERYTHING DO YOU? YOU NEED YOU MOTHER TO DRESS YOU? YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO IRON YOUR SHOES!!??!?!'

Of course, everyone burst out laughing and the point was totally lost. To this day people ask him if he needs his shoes ironed.

Aisling(",) · 26-01-2009 1:49am

Today i was at my friends nieces 1st birthday party and was trying to eat a bit more cake then i could and ended up choking on it till my friend whacked me on the back.
then her aunty and uncle started laughing at me and slagging me(all good natured though) when my friend turns and goes " you do realise shes the one whos kissing ***** dont ya?lovely match dont ya think?"

***** is their son hence me going glowing red till they left.

smoooth!

p1akuw47h5r3it · 28-01-2009 12:13am

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Slightly off topic but our German teacher (who is German) was once having a huge shouting fit at one of the students. It went a little something like this:

Him: 'But miss, I forgot my book today.'
Her: 'YOOOUUU WHATTT? O MY GOD YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, EH? HOW DARE YOU? YOU NEED ME TO BRING IN YOUR BOOK FOR ME, YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO BRING IN YOUR BOOK FOR YOU *breath*'
Him: 'but...'
Her: 'YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO DO EVERYTHING DO YOU? YOU NEED YOU MOTHER TO DRESS YOU? YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO IRON YOUR SHOES!!??!?!'

Of course, everyone burst out laughing and the point was totally lost. To this day people ask him if he needs his shoes ironed.

Can't stop lafin at dat

Twinkle-star15 · 03-02-2009 11:44pm

Went to sit down in French class one day, only to find my 'friend' had pulled the chair out from under me.

My French teacher also tripped over a wire in her first year class. She was really shocked, so she just lay on the floor. There was one girl in the corner goin 'Oh Jesus, Oh Christ, Oh Jesus!' and a couple of other shocked 12 year olds. When she got up, one boy turned to her practically in tears and said "Miss, I thought you were dead!". She told us the story in the next class, we were in hysterics!

I've also done the whole calling a teacher Mammy thing. Even though he was a man. With a moustache.

Couple of other stories that aren't really...suitable for the internet :P.

cautioner · 05-02-2009 12:52am

I farted spectacularly in Irish grinds last night.

Me and 3 girls in the class.

Tháining sé aniar aduaigh orm. Dáríriously, out of nowhere. The weirdest thing. Not a hint of a warning.

Also, I'm new to the class (well, second week) and all the others know each other since September.

Also, when it happened, I kind of looked up in shock and caught the eye of one of the girls (we sit in an L-shape). I widened my eyes in an attempt at an "OHMYGOD MORTO" expression but she just stared slightly guardedly back at me. This lasted awkwardly for about 5 seconds. So basically I broke wind loudly and proceeded to stare the poor girl out of it, creepily. Everyone else pretended not to have heard anything.

Driving home afterwards I laughed at myself for about 3 minutes.

JC 2K3 · 05-02-2009 1:21am

cautioner wrote: »

Dáríriously

Jesus Juice · 05-02-2009 1:23am

cautioner wrote: »

I farted spectacularly in Irish grinds last night.

Me and 3 girls in the class.

Tháining sé aniar aduaigh orm. Dáríriously, out of nowhere. The weirdest thing. Not a hint of a warning.

Also, I'm new to the class (well, second week) and all the others know each other since September.

Also, when it happened, I kind of looked up in shock and caught the eye of one of the girls (we sit in an L-shape). I widened my eyes in an attempt at an "OHMYGOD MORTO" expression but she just stared slightly guardedly back at me. This lasted awkwardly for about 5 seconds. So basically I broke wind loudly and proceeded to stare the poor girl out of it, creepily. Everyone else pretended not to have heard anything.

Driving home afterwards I laughed at myself for about 3 minutes.

Lmao...i hate people who think flatulence isnt funny when clearly it is!!
as proven above...:D

RHRN · 13-02-2009 7:25pm

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Slightly off topic but our German teacher (who is German) was once having a huge shouting fit at one of the students. It went a little something like this:

Him: 'But miss, I forgot my book today.'
Her: 'YOOOUUU WHATTT? O MY GOD YOU ARE SO IMMATURE, EH? HOW DARE YOU? YOU NEED ME TO BRING IN YOUR BOOK FOR ME, YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO BRING IN YOUR BOOK FOR YOU *breath*'
Him: 'but...'
Her: 'YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO DO EVERYTHING DO YOU? YOU NEED YOU MOTHER TO DRESS YOU? YOU NEED YOUR MOTHER TO IRON YOUR SHOES!!??!?!'

Of course, everyone burst out laughing and the point was totally lost. To this day people ask him if he needs his shoes ironed.

Legend!

In history, must have been ages ago, we were doing The Age of Exploration. And the teacher tells a guy in my class to read and he starts reading about Magellan (i think?) and about the ships he used. Going fine untill he talks about the Contraception.

Also our Science teacher was drawing a diagram of an experiment we did. He started drawing test-tubes, then put a straight line near the end to indicate the water level, which resembled, well you know...:p

My English teacher asked our class if "Anyone has a special bond with a priest here" Took him a while to catch on:p

Piste · 13-02-2009 9:31pm

My biology teacher was trying to draw a molecule of oxygen and so drew a small "o" surrounded by a bigger "O". Two of those beside eachother, took her a while to cop on why the whole class was giggling.

SmokeyJo84 · 14-02-2009 12:36am

i....um farted whist getting a brazilian wax once...whilst i had my legs in the air, lady bits exposed for all and sunder and the waxer was particularly near afformentioned lady bits to get a good grip on the wax....

didnt think i could have had any less dignity at that point....but there's always just that lil bit left to lose...

i never did return to that particular salon!

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-02-2009 11:43pm

RHRN wrote: »

Legend!

In history, must have been ages ago, we were doing The Age of Exploration. And the teacher tells a guy in my class to read and he starts reading about Magellan (i think?) and about the ships he used. Going fine untill he talks about the Contraception.

Also our Science teacher was drawing a diagram of an experiment we did. He started drawing test-tubes, then put a straight line near the end to indicate the water level, which resembled, well you know...:p

My English teacher asked our class if "Anyone has a special bond with a priest here" Took him a while to catch on:p

Ye are bio teacher has done that a few times and we're a real imature class aswell so it takes us like 10 min to get over it... we still have sex. reproduction to do with a sub who can't control us so that should be fun:p;):D

hannah-j · 03-03-2009 6:49pm

hah im still going thru that EVRY DAY

lets just say i snorted in class once

slapped a teachers ass becus i thought it was my friends ass

hugged a leaving cert in 1st year because i thought it was my cousin from behind

...to name a few:P

Insect Overlord · 04-03-2009 12:35am

hannah-j wrote: »

slapped a teachers ass becus i thought it was my friends ass

hugged a leaving cert in 1st year because i thought it was my cousin from behind

Nasty!

p1akuw47h5r3it · 04-03-2009 2:21pm

hannah-j wrote: »

hah im still going thru that EVRY DAY

lets just say i snorted in class once

slapped a teachers ass becus i thought it was my friends ass

hugged a leaving cert in 1st year because i thought it was my cousin from behind

...to name a few:P

:eek::oMan that would be so arkward... Did you not get suspended?

Aisling(",) · 04-03-2009 8:55pm

today sitting in english after lunch i felt a bit stuffed so i opened my skirt a bit but then forgot about it.about 10 minutes later the teacher was handing out work shed corrected and of course my skirt slid down flashing my pink hedgehog boxers.

noice!

thing is i was showing my mates them because id only found them and love them so i dont mind my class seeing but the teacher looked so shocked!also proceded to get a lecture on propar uniform...boring

p1akuw47h5r3it · 04-03-2009 10:55pm

Aisling(",) wrote: »

today sitting in english after lunch i felt a bit stuffed so i opened my skirt a bit but then forgot about it.about 10 minutes later the teacher was handing out work shed corrected and of course my skirt slid down flashing my pink hedgehog boxers.

noice!

thing is i was showing my mates them because id only found them and love them so i dont mind my class seeing but the teacher looked so shocked!also proceded to get a lecture on propar uniform...boring

Pink Hedgehog Boxers:eek:wtf:D:P

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 12:05am

Ian High Turquoise wrote: »

Pink Hedgehog Boxers:eek:wtf:D:P

they are the cooliest:cool:

Piste · 05-03-2009 12:24am

They sound really cool! Where did you get them?

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 12:29am

Piste wrote: »

They sound really cool! Where did you get them?

good old pennys.
used to always wear them but then they dissapeared for ages so im delighted that ive found them:D

n1ck · 05-03-2009 1:14am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

today sitting in english after lunch i felt a bit stuffed so i opened my skirt a bit but then forgot about it.about 10 minutes later the teacher was handing out work shed corrected and of course my skirt slid down flashing my pink hedgehog boxers.

noice!

thing is i was showing my mates them because id only found them and love them so i dont mind my class seeing but the teacher looked so shocked!also proceded to get a lecture on propar uniform...boring

Pics or GTFO :pac::D

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 1:38am

n1ck wrote: »

Pics or GTFO :pac::D

c'est ca

Professey Chin · 05-03-2009 1:40am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

c'est ca

Thats a dericulously large set of boxers............or maybe just a big picture.....................or could be cause im on the net on my tv.Ah its one of them.I prefer mine with animal though

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 1:43am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Thats a dericulously large set of boxers............or maybe just a big picture.....................or could be cause im on the net on my tv.Ah its one of them.I prefer mine with animal though

hey they arent that big:(

n1ck · 05-03-2009 1:46am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

c'est ca

That's not what i meant.

Professey Chin · 05-03-2009 1:49am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

hey they arent that big:(

Oh sure.Blame the tv

..............actuall it is the tvs fault :pac:
Mine still better

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 1:53am

n1ck wrote: »

That's not what i meant.

i know but ah well:D

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Oh sure.Blame the tv ..............actuall it is the tvs fault :pac:
Mine still better

yeah tv adds 10 pounds....to my boxers...yes...

Professey Chin · 05-03-2009 1:56am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i know but ah well:D

yeah tv adds 10 pounds....to my boxers...yes...

Nope. Just a 42" tv so i was lookin at a big ass pair of boxers

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 1:59am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Nope. Just a 42" tv so i was lookin at a big ass pair of boxers

supose...theyre only a size 10 though so not elephant covering size

Professey Chin · 05-03-2009 2:00am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

supose...theyre only a size 10 though so not elephant covering size

Unless its a pretty small elephant

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 2:04am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Unless its a pretty small elephant

yeah and elastine does stretch pretty far...

Professey Chin · 05-03-2009 2:09am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

yeah and elastine does stretch pretty far...

So instead of burning them, im now going to rob them,break into the zoo and get them on an elephant or destroy them trying

Aisling(",) · 05-03-2009 2:13am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

So instead of burning them, im now going to rob them,break into the zoo and get them on an elephant or destroy them trying

you shall never sucseed never!!!!

Professey Chin · 05-03-2009 2:17am

Aisling(",) wrote: »

you shall never sucseed never!!!!

Thats what they said about hitler................wait

p1akuw47h5r3it · 05-03-2009 4:46pm

Aisling(",) wrote: »

they are the cooliest:cool:

Aisling(",) wrote: »

c'est ca

"Jus Roll With It"... Yeah there ****ing real cool!:p:D

randylonghorn · 06-03-2009 12:15am

Ian High Turquoise wrote: »

Yeah there ****ing real cool!:p:D

** Newsflash **

DanDan will be signing copies of his latest book
"How to ensure they stay on!"
on the front steps of Eason's on Saturday!

PlayGirl · 06-03-2009 4:23pm

Aisling(",) wrote: »

today sitting in english after lunch i felt a bit stuffed so i opened my skirt a bit but then forgot about it.about 10 minutes later the teacher was handing out work shed corrected and of course my skirt slid down flashing my pink hedgehog boxers.

noice!

thing is i was showing my mates them because id only found them and love them so i dont mind my class seeing but the teacher looked so shocked!also proceded to get a lecture on propar uniform...boring

hehehe - pink hedgehogs on your nickers ... does that not sound funny to anyone else

?

Professey Chin · 06-03-2009 4:51pm

PlayGirl wrote: »

hehehe - pink hedgehogs on your nickers ... does that not sound funny to anyone else ?

Personally I think pink hedgehogs in her nickers would be a lot funnier and more embarassing :pac:

Aisling(",) · 06-03-2009 9:40pm

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Personally I think pink hedgehogs in her nickers would be a lot funnier and more embarassing :pac:

bit painful though!!

ouchies

randylonghorn · 06-03-2009 9:51pm

PlayGirl wrote: »

hehehe - pink hedgehogs on your nickers ... does that not sound funny to anyone else ?

You mean a lot of small pr ... nvm! >_>

Professey Chin · 06-03-2009 10:06pm

Aisling(",) wrote: »

bit painful though!!

ouchies

Ah it comes with the territory

Board Walker · 24-03-2009 12:49am

without a doubt it was when i was walking out the front gate of the school and we were just after PE and would of the lads pulled down my tracksuit allong with my jocks haha lots of boys and girls and even a female teacher saw my willy that day! haha jesus that was about 10 years ago now!

Jesus Juice · 24-03-2009 12:54am

Funniest thing today,A teacher was bending over a table but she was blocking the way into the room so you had to squeeze by her arse..Well the lad on front of me was squeezing by her so I pinched his arse and he jumped,sending his crotch into her ass!!..Cue red faces on both accounts!!...He basically dry humped a teacher!!!hahaha!

Board Walker · 24-03-2009 12:56am

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Funniest thing today,A teacher was bending over a table but she was blocking the way into the room so you had to squeeze by her arse..Well the lad on front of me was squeezing by her so I pinched his arse and he jumped,sending his crotch into her ass!!..Cue red faces on both accounts!!...He basically dry humped a teacher!!!hahaha!

thats pure gold! haha

Professey Chin · 24-03-2009 12:17pm

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Funniest thing today,A teacher was bending over a table but she was blocking the way into the room so you had to squeeze by her arse..Well the lad on front of me was squeezing by her so I pinched his arse and he jumped,sending his crotch into her ass!!..Cue red faces on both accounts!!...He basically dry humped a teacher!!!hahaha!

I like your style :cool:

callaway92 · 24-03-2009 10:06pm

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Funniest thing today,A teacher was bending over a table but she was blocking the way into the room so you had to squeeze by her arse..Well the lad on front of me was squeezing by her so I pinched his arse and he jumped,sending his crotch into her ass!!..Cue red faces on both accounts!!...He basically dry humped a teacher!!!hahaha!

Nice waaaaaaaaan

Insect Overlord · 24-03-2009 10:33pm

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Funniest thing today,A teacher was bending over a table but she was blocking the way into the room so you had to squeeze by her arse..Well the lad on front of me was squeezing by her so I pinched his arse and he jumped,sending his crotch into her ass!!..Cue red faces on both accounts!!...He basically dry humped a teacher!!!hahaha!

Well played sir!

Most embarresing thing...

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