Most embarresing thing...

p1akuw47h5r3it

What has been/was the most embarrasing thing that happened to you or a mate when you were a teenager??:eek::p

Aisling(",)

tbh i think most of my teenage years have been full of daily embaressments so far

Fad

One time...........I religion...........I said Genital........Instead of Gentile.

Aisling(",)

Fad wrote: »

One time...........I religion...........I said Genital........Instead of Gentile.

oh my gawd!
hows did you ever live it down

Captain-America

Can't think of any hugely embarrasing incidents to happen to me. I'm probably due one.

Aisling(",)

Captain-America wrote: »

Can't think of any hugely embarrasing incidents to happen to me. I'm probably due one.

LUCKY!

Fad

Aisling(",) wrote: »

oh my gawd!
hows did you ever live it down

Years of therapy allow me to look back and laugh...........

Captain-America

Aisling(",) wrote: »

LUCKY!

Oh! I have one. On a school trip once, staying in a hotel I was up all night. Just about the go to sleep the next morning, the phone rings. I was so sure it was one of my friends so I shouted "What!?" down the phone when I picked up. It was my teacher. We never discussed it, but things ain't been the same since.

Puts a smile on my face when I remember.

Aisling(",)

Captain-America wrote: »

Oh! I have one. On a school trip once, staying in a hotel I was up all night. Just about the go to sleep the next morning, the phone rings. I was so sure it was one of my friends so I shouted "What!?" down the phone when I picked up. It was my teacher. We never discussed it, but things ain't been the same since.

Puts a smile on my face when I remember.

thats nothing
on a school trip to germany i was meeting this lad from a boys school who was there at the time and we didnt notice three of the teachers had come over and all of the two schools could see and the three teachers came over and kinda wrapped their arms around the two of us...niiiice:cool:

Insect Overlord

During a Business Studies class way back in 2nd Year, and shortly after mid-day, our teacher decided to open the classroom blinds. It was the brightest time of the day, and a great sweep of sunlight flooded the room. I thought it would be funny to put my arms in front of my face and hiss like a vampire...

People laughed at me instead of with me.

cHaTbOx

You spelled embarrassing wrongly . how ......embarresing


The thing is I am always getting into ....situations
I will have many here but what springs to mind was when I was Italy.
I was taking a 2 litre bottle of water up four flights of stair and it accidentally fell and crash down to the ground. Well then, An Italian security guard rang the police and I caused it all .That is not the worst .I'd say it is in the top 10 though.

Davidius

I'm always told of how embarrassing I am and how people are secretly laughing at me.

I don't see why. I'm perfect. Maybe I'm too perfect? :pac:

p1akuw47h5r3it

Aisling(",) wrote: »

thats nothing
on a school trip to germany i was meeting this lad from a boys school who was there at the time and we didnt notice three of the teachers had come over and all of the two schools could see and the three teachers came over and kinda wrapped their arms around the two of us...niiiice:cool:

HA HAAAA... OH NO !!!

p1akuw47h5r3it

An Fhile wrote: »

During a Business Studies class way back in 2nd Year, and shortly after mid-day, our teacher decided to open the classroom blinds. It was the brightest time of the day, and a great sweep of sunlight flooded the room. I thought it would be funny to put my arms in front of my face and hiss like a vampire...

People laughed at me instead of with me.

You must have looked like a right think doin that!!! That's gas tho

Peyton Manning

One time in computer class, there was a woman in installing something on the computer beside mine while we were in class. She had the exact same phone as me and had it left on the table. I saw it, naturally assumed it was mine and put it in my pocket without thinking. As she was going, she asked he teacher to announce if anyone saw her phone. I thought nothing of it. She left, and approaching the end of class, I reached into my pocket. 2 phones. I ran up to the teacher, told him what happened, and went up to the front office to hand in the phone. The looks I got were awful - they thought I stole it. I tried to explain but the damage was done. Got back to class, to the teacher announcing "Ok lads, he's back so watch your pockets".

Insect Overlord

Ian High Turquoise wrote: »

You must have looked like a right think doin that!!! That's gas tho

It would've been a lot worse, but the teacher in the class at the time had the reputation of a psychopath. Everybody was afraid to prolong the attention in case he flipped!

And then there was the time I burst into a rendition of U2's "Elevation" during a Technical Graphics class...

Aisling(",)

Ian High Turquoise wrote: »

HA HAAAA... OH NO !!!

oh aye...and it was caught on camera:o

Archimedes wrote: »

One time in computer class, there was a woman in installing something on the computer beside mine while we were in class. She had the exact same phone as me and had it left on the table. I saw it, naturally assumed it was mine and put it in my pocket without thinking. As she was going, she asked he teacher to announce if anyone saw her phone. I thought nothing of it. She left, and approaching the end of class, I reached into my pocket. 2 phones. I ran up to the teacher, told him what happened, and went up to the front office to hand in the phone. The looks I got were awful - they thought I stole it. I tried to explain but the damage was done. Got back to class, to the teacher announcing "Ok lads, he's back so watch your pockets".

ha nice one!
ouch though.

An Fhile wrote: »

It would've been a lot worse, but the teacher in the class at the time had the reputation of a psychopath. Everybody was afraid to prolong the attention in case he flipped!

And then there was the time I burst into a rendition of U2's "Elevation" during a Technical Graphics class...

ah could be worse my chemistry teacher at my parent teacher meetin said im not a bad student just i sing and eat constantly and seem to think no one can notice:o

Insect Overlord

Aisling(",) wrote: »

ah could be worse my chemistry teacher at my parent teacher meetin said im not a bad student just i sing and eat constantly and seem to think no one can notice:o

It's a good thing we don't have parent-teacher meetings in college, I spent all of 1st Year English singing Bohemian Rhapsody and eating chocolate!

donmeister

A friend of mine threw a used condom onto my hood,I walked downtown with it on me not noticing till one student put me outta my misery by saying 'mate,you got a johnny on yer back' Needless to say I was mortified. My friend nearly pissed his pants laughing,looking back,that was kinda funny :pac:

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Aisling(",)

An Fhile wrote: »

It's a good thing we don't have parent-teacher meetings in college, I spent all of 1st Year English singing Bohemian Rhapsody and eating chocolate!

oh god i sing queen constantly
and i always think im singing quietly to myself...but im not

An Fhile wrote: »

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hehe
like the lady in red story:D

p1akuw47h5r3it

Lady in Red story is great... ALL fellas can relate to that sort of thing;)

JC 2K3

Wore an old pair of trousers that were a quite a bit too small for me into school one day by mistake. Some of the guys noticed and I was complimented on my "tight ass" for the rest of the day.

Was jocked in PE in front of my whole year, though luckily facing away from most of them.

Probably more. Kids can be so cruel

seamus-2k7

I can relate with JC, a few weeks ago I was jocked, fully, in front of my whole class. I don't know why, but I wasn't too embarrassed.

Getting slagged by my religion teacher about not being able to find the G spot was way more embarrassing.

Michellenman

seamus-2k7 wrote: »

Getting slagged by my religion teacher about not being able to find the G spot was way more embarrassing.

That one needs some explaining...

There was this really attractive young teacher when I was in school who all the girls loved. One day he walked passed me and my friends in the corridor and we all looked at each other and kinda silently went 'phrwoar!' but I went a step further and shook my head into my hands like 'motorboating' so to speak, I didn't realise he'd turned back and had seen me do this... SHAME!

Rozabeez

Vomitting all over the dairy aisle in work is probably still my worst moment... New Years Day. Sort of set a standard for the rest of 2008.

Piste

I can't post my most embarassing moment here, but I'll say one that was pretty cringy, but also hilarious cos I was with my friends.

In February this year I was on the annual 5th year ski trip. Now I'd never been skiing before and I'm clumsy and ungraceful enough as it is, so when it came for the first time to go up the carpet lift (anyone who's been skiing before will know what it is, for those of you that haven't it's like a carpet up the side of the mountain you stand on and it caries you up) I was like wtf? So I slid myself onto it and all was going well until I felt myself sliding, the snow under my skiing was melting on the lift and causing them to slide backwards. So I did some sorta of frantic waving my arms about before crashing down off the lift. My friend behind me bent down to help me up and ended up falling onto me, the woman behind her gracefully stepped over her and the girl behind her fell on top of us. All our skiis got tangled together and the lift was stopped for 10 minutes full of angry skiiers who had to wait for us to get up. Because we weren't used to skiis we kept falling over and laughing which made it way harder to get up.


When we finally got standing and the lift got moving again the tiny Italian boy in front of me spent the whole ride up staring at me.

ironictoaster

Last month in French class, I was watching a film about Edith Piaf and I was leaning back on my chair. To cut a long story short, the French teacher bent over and I had look which led me falling back on my head.

Well worth it.

EDIT

Another time, in English. I was walking to the teacher's desk to get my book when I caught my trouser pocket off a corner of a desk which led my trousers to rip all the way down the seam. I had to go to a mass the next class so I had to use a stabler to put my trousers back together, very MacGyver-esque

p1akuw47h5r3it

Piste wrote: »

I can't post my most embarassing moment here, but I'll say one that was pretty cringy, but also hilarious cos I was with my friends.

In February this year I was on the annual 5th year ski trip. Now I'd never been skiing before and I'm clumsy and ungraceful enough as it is, so when it came for the first time to go up the carpet lift (anyone who's been skiing before will know what it is, for those of you that haven't it's like a carpet up the side of the mountain you stand on and it caries you up) I was like wtf? So I slid myself onto it and all was going well until I felt myself sliding, the snow under my skiing was melting on the lift and causing them to slide backwards. So I did some sorta of frantic waving my arms about before crashing down off the lift. My friend behind me bent down to help me up and ended up falling onto me, the woman behind her gracefully stepped over her and the girl behind her fell on top of us. All our skiis got tangled together and the lift was stopped for 10 minutes full of angry skiiers who had to wait for us to get up. Because we weren't used to skiis we kept falling over and laughing which made it way harder to get up.


When we finally got standing and the lift got moving again the tiny Italian boy in front of me spent the whole ride up staring at me.

:DHa nice

White_Feather

years ago when i was back in school in my biology class one day and as usual, was asked to read out a page...anyways, talking away and instead of saying ''organism'' I said ''orgasm''! I nearly died, the whole class including the teacher ( a young girl ) started laughing!

Another time, my friend and I were having a mess row in between classes waiting on our teacher to come. the highlighters came out for a highligher fight, when she calls me a bitch. So I shouted back (messing), you slut...and who opens the door at that exact moment! the teacher! dunno who was more shocked, herself or me!!!

n1ck

Girl in my class a few years ago had a similar embarrassing moment like the post above.

Was in maths reading some question about the circumference of a circle, she ended up going "circumcision" and she didn't even realise which made it even funnier.

Ah to be back in school again... :P

JC 2K3

White_Feather wrote: »

years ago when i was back in school in my biology class one day and as usual, was asked to read out a page...anyways, talking away and instead of saying ''organism'' I said ''orgasm''! I nearly died, the whole class including the teacher ( a young girl ) started laughing!

Another time, my friend and I were having a mess row in between classes waiting on our teacher to come. the highlighters came out for a highligher fight, when she calls me a bitch. So I shouted back (messing), you slut...and who opens the door at that exact moment! the teacher! dunno who was more shocked, herself or me!!!

Heh.

4th year-Had been put on a yellow card for(I had to get it signed by my parents at the end of the day and then hand it to my yearhead the next morning.
It was a Friday.

Report card

Student name:XXXXX XXXX
Year:4th
(Maths)First class:Well behaved,had his homework done
(Computers)Double class:XXXXX and his friend were talking about buying a bottle of Jack Daniels to drink before going out tonight

English:Student participated in class
Careers:Student was discussing bashing the bishop with his friends at the back of the class.Would not disclose what he was referring to. Highly disruptive.
Chemistry:Well behaved

Double Biology:Student participated in class but seemed to have his attention on a different type of chemistry so I moved him.

History:Well behaved.PS can't wait for your parents to read this.

The last one was from a legend of a student teacher who the piss out of me for the remainder of the year.Needless to say,I forged the signature that night.Alas I had to give it to my yearhead the next morning.Cringe:(

Sapsorrow

Man these stories are lame, they're not even that embarassing on a scale of embasrassment of one to ten they'd be lucky to make a two! now sh*tt*ng your pants (which I didn't before anyones asks) thats emabrassing (happened to 2 ppl I know at parties one of them actually fell asleep on the bog after it happened and everyones went in for a look at some point ) someone else I know got spiked with viagra at a party whilst not in his 'normal' state of mind and didn't even notice for hours, every one else did though.
Same guy went for a crap in one of those electric public toilets in galway on the prom where everyone goes to drink cans and have picnics in the summer and the door opened in the middle of it, his mate saw him and started pointing and laughing so everyone looked, he had to finish wiping in front of everyone there!
same guy again not in his right mind at a techno gig fell in a blue loo and got his arm up to the elbow in the stuff! fell out of the blue loo screa,ing and holding his arm up looking for the medical tent.
Yes all true no urban legends, actually lots more stuff happened to him too, he'll kill me for this!

marko91

my whole life is an embarresing moment lol

Piste

khrystyna100 wrote: »

Man these stories are lame, they're not even that embarassing on a scale of embasrassment of one to ten they'd be lucky to make a two!

Well like most people wont post their most embarassing stories cos they know people on here- I certainly wont!

In schol yesterday we were telling embarassing stories and one girl told of how she was getting out of the shower and wrapped up in a towel when she heard one of her older brother's friends coming up the stairs, so she panicked and tried to run into her room, but tripped up and just got up and ran off naked in front of her brother's friend.

cHaTbOx

Piste wrote: »

Well like most people wont post their most embarassing stories cos they know people on here- I certainly wont!

This is very true as someday I will be famous and all my post will be looked at:pac:

Nah my most embarrassing one is tremendously bad.Like you know when you cringe during a movie bad , well one hundred times worse than that

rhapsody!

I don't get embarrassed easily. Any normal person who'd hang round town with me for one day, would hide away in a box for the rest of their lives. I, however, am ready to face another day. Scaring people. It's how I roll. xD

When your mother finds the dead prostitu... Never mind.

Pat_Mustard

Deleted User wrote: »

4th year-Had been put on a yellow card for(I had to get it signed by my parents at the end of the day and then hand it to my yearhead the next morning.
It was a Friday.

Report card

Student name:XXXXX XXXX
Year:4th
(Maths)First class:Well behaved,had his homework done
(Computers)Double class:XXXXX and his friend were talking about buying a bottle of Jack Daniels to drink before going out tonight

English:Student participated in class
Careers:Student was discussing bashing the bishop with his friends at the back of the class.Would not disclose what he was referring to. Highly disruptive.
Chemistry:Well behaved

Double Biology:Student participated in class but seemed to have his attention on a different type of chemistry so I moved him.

History:Well behaved.PS can't wait for your parents to read this.

The last one was from a legend of a student teacher who the piss out of me for the remainder of the year.Needless to say,I forged the signature that night.Alas I had to give it to my yearhead the next morning.Cringe:(

That is just brilliant!

thusspakeblixa

I once *ahem* sneezed and eh... cleared my nostrils all over a girl's back...
...its not the current gf don't worry!

Michellenman

I was going to my first English tutorial of the year and had never met the tutor before, hadn't a clue what he looked like or anything. I don't know exactly where I'm going but I'm heading in the general direction. I see this chap looking a bit lost like myself and the conversation goes something like this:

Me: Excuse me, do you know where room 62 is, by any chance?
Him: No, I'm actually just looking for that myself.
[We continued to search, general chit chat etc.]
Me: Wow this place is freezing, I bet this room is going to be really cold... these places always seem to be.
Him:ha, yeah..
Me: [struggling to not make it awkward] I really hope this isn't going to be boring, I can imagine it could be...
Him:...
Me: Oh well, at least it's only an hour we've to suffer through...(and conversation much like this as we keep walking)
Him:...
[we find the room]

I walk in ahead of him and just assume he's going to sit in one of the seats... But oh no. He walks straight to the top of the room, sits down and goes on to introduce himself as our tutor!
I didn't look up for the entirety of the class and made sure I was first out of the door at the end!:o

cocoa

An File wrote: »

During a Business Studies class way back in 2nd Year, and shortly after mid-day, our teacher decided to open the classroom blinds. It was the brightest time of the day, and a great sweep of sunlight flooded the room. I thought it would be funny to put my arms in front of my face and hiss like a vampire...

People laughed at me instead of with me.

lol, snap about the vampire act. I don't know why no one else finds it funny, or at least fun to do...

A friend of mine once got locked in a public toilet There's few things funnier than being on the road (cycling) with a few guys when someone takes out his phone, talks for a while, and then shouts out ' Guys! <name> is locked! ... in a toilet!!!' It was one of those pay in toilets and the lock malfunctioned, he had to ring the fire brigade and only ever got out when someone from the council came along and unlocked it at the back And now the story lives on and we don't miss any chance we get to lock him in a toilet

And now to maintain karma, I hereby authorize anyone who knows any to tell an embarrassing story about me. I can't remember any right now, but I'll post if I do, promise

Aisling(",)

Walked into a tree yesterday

Even worse becasue id just pushed my mate into a fence and turned to laugh at him and walked straight into the fecking thing.smoooth!

karma!

cautioner

Not majorly embarrasing, but today was the first day I've been embarrassed for quite a while, so:

My two best friends are in 5th year (I'm in 6th, they repeated a year, long story), and as such, have a lot of new friends who I'm just sort-of friendly with. Anyway, all day long they'd been having this escalating, for lack of a better term, flirtoff with two of their new female friends. Stupid stuff, it started off with someone snatching a jacket and not giving it back, and so on. So my two friends and these two girls had been stealing stuff from each other all day with varying degrees of flirtatious success.

Aaaaaanywho, long story slightly shorter, the lads had the bright idea at lunchtime of going back into class ten minutes early and messing around with the girls' bags. Changing a few books, mixing contents of their pencil cases, stuff like that, just to annoy the womenfolk. I reluctantly accompanied them on their devious enterprise. As they were applying the finishing touches, placing things back in the bags carefully so they wouldn't appear violated, I popped open my belt and fly and said "which one shall I jizz on?". (Jizzing on things is our current running joke. See "Jizz in my Pants" for more details). What I'd forgotten was that the room we were in had big windows... Who happens to stroll by the window but the two girls, with perfect timing, to see me standing over one of their bags with my fly down laughing. Keeping in mind that my relation to these girls is more friend-of-a-friendly than friendly, I think my embarrassment was justified...

Probably when my teacher caught me looking up rude words in my German dictionary during class. Think I was sniggering at the word penis.

Fad

Aisling(",) wrote: »

Walked into a tree yesterday

Even worse becasue id just pushed my mate into a fence and turned to laugh at him and walked straight into the fecking thing.smoooth!

Recently enough, I was fairly inebriated, and I was coming in from a balcony, having finished a smoke (which I made from a post it and a house plant, baaaaaaad idea, but i was bored) and on this balcony theres glass sliding doors.

I dodge the actual open door way and walk straight in to a glass panel.

Aisling(",)

Fad wrote: »

Recently enough, I was fairly inebriated, and I was coming in from a balcony, having finished a smoke (which I made from a post it and a house plant, baaaaaaad idea, but i was bored) and on this balcony theres glass sliding doors.

I dodge the actual open door way and walk straight in to a glass panel.

my friend did that four times in one night before.
fecking clean windows!

cautioner wrote: »

Not majorly embarrasing, but today was the first day I've been embarrassed for quite a while, so:

My two best friends are in 5th year (I'm in 6th, they repeated a year, long story), and as such, have a lot of new friends who I'm just sort-of friendly with. Anyway, all day long they'd been having this escalating, for lack of a better term, flirtoff with two of their new female friends. Stupid stuff, it started off with someone snatching a jacket and not giving it back, and so on. So my two friends and these two girls had been stealing stuff from each other all day with varying degrees of flirtatious success.

Aaaaaanywho, long story slightly shorter, the lads had the bright idea at lunchtime of going back into class ten minutes early and messing around with the girls' bags. Changing a few books, mixing contents of their pencil cases, stuff like that, just to annoy the womenfolk. I reluctantly accompanied them on their devious enterprise. As they were applying the finishing touches, placing things back in the bags carefully so they wouldn't appear violated, I popped open my belt and fly and said "which one shall I jizz on?". (Jizzing on things is our current running joke. See "Jizz in my Pants" for more details). What I'd forgotten was that the room we were in had big windows... Who happens to stroll by the window but the two girls, with perfect timing, to see me standing over one of their bags with my fly down laughing. Keeping in mind that my relation to these girls is more friend-of-a-friendly than friendly, I think my embarrassment was justified...

yup yup
thats justified

ROFL

Stev_o

Few years ago i was in Stephens Shopping Center with a bunch of mates. We were going down the stairs to get to the ground floor, now i was either pissing about or else day dreaming because next thing i know everyones disappeared and keep walk down. I get to a door thinking they must of gone through so i pushed open the door. Thats when the fire alarm went off and i could see Grafton Street outside......Cue me going shiiiitttttt and running like made to get back with everyone. I mean it was one of those huge fire escape doors not the glass ones and it didnt have any signs on it so i thought fair game. What made it worse is my dad did the security for the center so i felt pretty stupid telling him what happened when i got home >_<

Graham_B18C

Walking across the yard at morning break, whole school outside.

All I hear is someone shouting "HEADS"

Next thing WHACK!

A Basketball absolutely nailed me in the side of the head! Whole yard breaking their asses laughing...in fairness I would of been laughing if it was someone else!

Don't think the ball was aimed at anyone in particular, was just launched from one side of the yard to the other. It bloody hurt too!

Squishy*

I once got into the car of a complete stranger thinking it was my dad that was driving... I had my seatbelt on and everything before I noticed what I had done... :o