Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 06-08-2009 6:56pm

I

multi-quote.

Pal wrote: »

me me me

That's the spirit! You get 12 days!

winston82 wrote: »

Hi, in new here and hope to make many friends

Ooh, you're off to a rocky start. The ten-sided dice tell me to ban you for 10 days.

christy c wrote: »

Please don't ban me:(

I'm sorry christy c, but what kind of moderator would I be if I didn't follow my own rules? You guys are always screaming about double standards. Well it's not going to happen to ME!

*rolls dice*

9 days!

Tar.Aldarion · 06-08-2009 7:08pm

I'll ban them all agian later, woop

Sarky · 06-08-2009 7:10pm

Could you? The mod tools don't actually allow for 12 day bans, so Pal needs another ban soon!

Tar.Aldarion · 06-08-2009 7:11pm

/greases loins

of course!

jumpguy · 06-08-2009 8:04pm

I'm gonna make my ban post interesting, funny, and at the end ask a trivial question, signing off with a witty comment. The perfect ban post criteria has been filled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KduBTtiTIGA

Is Tar.Aldarion pronounced tar (like har with a t) - ald -arr - eee- in or tar (like road tar) Ald-ahhh-ree-in?

This is my last time going up for the ban, it's a give-give relationship I have with yee mods.

Tar.Aldarion · 06-08-2009 9:22pm

It is Tar - al -dar - e - on

see you soon

Redzer7 · 10-08-2009 1:03am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

Sarky · 10-08-2009 1:04am

*rolls a 10*

Banned for 2 weeks. THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!

Sarky · 17-08-2009 3:02pm

Pal wrote:

I'm back

Nice try, Pal, deleting your message like that. But you can't hide that sort of thing from the moderators. Banned for another week. Enjoy!

Toasty113 · 25-08-2009 12:05am

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!

and lolcatz

Dr. Tran too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI

But seriously Sarky, I love you!

Tar, not so much...

Sleep
Like a pillow
Down(ward)
And
(Where)
She won't care
Anyway (where)

Soft
As a pillow
Touch her there
Where she won't dare
Somewhere
Sleep
Like a (royal)
(Subject)

Think
That you grew
Stronger there
Speak
Your troubles
She's not scared

Soft like there's silk
Everywhere
Sleep
(Is a) pillow
Come

Where she won't dare
Anyway (where)
(Look)
In the mirror
She's not there
Where she won't care
Somewhere

Have a nice week everyone! (And behave JG;))

Tar.Aldarion · 25-08-2009 12:18am

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sarky · 26-08-2009 1:42am

Whee, Terry just did a quick homage to the "post here to get banned" thread in After Hours. It's only a matter of time before he sets up a permanent one.

King of Kings · 29-08-2009 10:43am

6 months please

magicianz · 29-08-2009 11:10am

Dont hit it sarky! Dont ban me! Remember our sexism fight with joes girls! :-o surely that means sumthing to you! :-(

Sarky · 30-08-2009 2:32am

King of Kings wrote: »

6 months please

Very well, 6 months you shall have!

magicianz wrote: »

Dont hit it sarky! Dont ban me! Remember our sexism fight with joes girls! :-o surely that means sumthing to you! :-(

I'm sorry, magicianz, but what kind of mod would I be to bend the rules like that, letting someone post in this thread without getting banned? That really wouldn't be kosher!

Sarky · 01-09-2009 5:02pm

With the end of August, I'm resetting the ban length to 2 weeks. Of course if you'd like a longer ban all you have to do is tell us how long you'd like it.

Enjoy.

JohnThomas09 · 01-09-2009 5:04pm

Go ahead make my day..:p

Sarky · 01-09-2009 5:05pm

There you go sir, one 2-week ban. I hope you enjoy it.

cyberwolf77 · 02-09-2009 2:05am

Sarky · 02-09-2009 2:07am

Oh hey there, cyberwolf77, how are you today?

cyberwolf77 · 02-09-2009 2:09am

Delightful sir, thanks for asking. Immunity rocks.

Sarky · 02-09-2009 2:10am

Doesn't it just? Here we both are, not getting banned despite posting in a thread entitled "Post here to get banned".

It's amazing. Like we somehow circumvented the extreme stupidity filter.

cyberwolf77 · 02-09-2009 2:11am

Thus my suggestion for the last to post prize.

Sarky · 02-09-2009 2:12am

Indeed. Well, we shall just have to see if the winner WANTS this kind of prize. I for one would give my right arm for it. If I weren't already immune.

cyberwolf77 · 02-09-2009 2:13am

Sarky wrote: »

Indeed. Well, we shall just have to see if the winner WANTS this kind of prize. I for one would give my right arm for it. If I weren't already immune.

Well, I know what I'm taking if I win.

Pal · 03-09-2009 8:33am

call that a ban.

ha ha

laffin at ye

Sarky · 03-09-2009 1:02pm

Oh, fair enough. Have another.

getz · 03-09-2009 1:14pm

Sarky wrote: »

Oh, fair enough. Have another.

you are ugly i have seen a better looking toad

Sarky · 03-09-2009 1:16pm

I find that unlikely.

Adding an extra week for abuse, because I'm feeling generous today.

freyners · 06-09-2009 12:31am

hi all just wandered in here:pac:
wats this thread for anyways:rolleyes:
*checks*:eek:
oh lord!

cyberwolf77 · 06-09-2009 12:33pm

freyners wrote: »

hi all just wandered in here:pac:
wats this thread for anyways:rolleyes:
*checks*:eek:
oh lord!

Hey, maybe you has immunity like me. :rolleyes:

Sarky · 07-09-2009 1:39pm

I've been a bit busy all weekend, sorry. Normal service should resume today.

Pal · 17-09-2009 4:39pm

promises promises

Sarky · 17-09-2009 4:40pm

Oh, hi there Pal.

You've been a good customer, so I tell you what, i'll throw in an extra two weeks for free. See you in a month.

cyberwolf77 · 17-09-2009 5:50pm

Pal isn't too bright is he.

GavRedKing · 18-09-2009 11:59am

Hey.....whats going on over here??

Ah a banning thread, I couldnt resist.

Somebody pop my ban cherry!

MultiUmm · 19-09-2009 8:35pm

Ban me too please?

I've always wondered what it feels like.

I wanna feel the ban baby! :eek: :cool:

GavRedKing · 21-09-2009 11:57am

gavredking wrote: »

Hey.....whats going on over here??

Ah a banning thread, I couldnt resist.

Somebody pop my ban cherry!

Damn lazy mods

jezza · 22-09-2009 7:20pm

Do I still have immunity?! This feels like the exciting place to find out!!

Tar.Aldarion · 22-09-2009 11:44pm

I'm banning everybody but jezza cos I gave her immunity earlier.

That's right, can be bribed with sex

jezza · 23-09-2009 3:47am

Tha boy knows good sex when he hears it!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 23-09-2009 3:52am

sounds being forced out of me is good, what can I say. easily bribed

sarky you next, gotta earn that comodship

Sarky · 04-10-2009 12:13pm

I on the other hand demand to be taken to dinner as well. So high-maintenance, me.

Oh, I'll earn that comodship, Tar. I'll earn the HELL out of it! Y'know, when I get a net connection in my house.

And OMG JEZZA! They told me you'd gone so crazy you exploded!

Tar.Aldarion · 05-10-2009 1:51am

Wait wait, I have to eat one of the three meals a day that I eat anyway? Fecking high maintanence you are. Hot internet sex connection!

She's ion a state of constant crazy while maintaining some sort of coherency, it just doesn't make sense, she should have exploded ages ago

Daemos · 18-10-2009 3:42am

Hey, can you ban mods from forums? I guess we're about to find out.

Been a slow few weeks, huh? Nobodys tripped this filter for ages, maybe all the idiots have been banned already?

This is like Russian Roulette, except the gun is replaced by a 'Ban this user' icon, and the bullets are the 'execute' button.

Actually come to think of it, it's nothing like Russian Roulette, is it? Ah well, I digress

I feel like a user posting waffle in the Prison forum, it's all a bit random isn't it?

Then again it is late, my brain is at its most insane during the night

Since I'm a mod does that mean I get some bonus time added on to my ban?

Sarky · 18-10-2009 3:45am

I've banned a couple of mods from here, yes, it's possible. Sparky remains beyond my reach, but I'll get hims someday. Him and his little Paedobear.

Yeah, it's been pretty slow. Maybe the stupidity filter is working. One can only hope.

You only get extra time on the ban if you want extra time added. Tell you what, you have the standard 2 weeks right now, PM me with the amount of extra time you'd like banned from TCN after I ban you, k?

Thanks for stopping by!

Captain Darling · 21-10-2009 11:41pm

SHITFEATURES

Max Power1 · 21-10-2009 11:43pm

lol

epic thread fail

Sarky · 22-10-2009 1:58pm

Terribly sorry about that, gents, my internet connection's been faulty since yesterday evening. I hope you appreciate that I'm paying for an internet cafe just to ban you. THAT'S HOW MUCH I CARE.

Toasty113 · 22-10-2009 10:30pm

Time to test out this immunity lark. Blarg and frazzle!

Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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