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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

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#1172 25-08-2012 7:04pm
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Sarky wrote: »

Ah, memories.

Yeah, your time's up.

Did you find the thread I done all the forfeits in? That was a dinger! Read over my gangsters paradise thingy and was impressed at mysefl all over again!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63121093

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#1173 19-09-2012 10:30am
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My 6 month ban has expired! Awesome!

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#1174 30-09-2012 12:13am
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Damn it, I knew I'd forgotten something.

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#1175 30-09-2012 1:00am
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#1176 01-10-2012 12:21am
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andyturnip wrote: »

I seriously like to finger myself

Super Cereal

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#1177 09-10-2012 10:33pm
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6 Months pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

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#1178 09-10-2012 11:43pm
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#1179 11-10-2012 2:27am
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#1180 11-10-2012 3:23am
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Ew, I'm not coming anywhere near you, Ballyfermot smells.

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#1181 05-12-2012 12:16am
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Sarannewrap wrote: »

That's what she said

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#1182 05-12-2012 1:31pm
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I just banned you. All over you.

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#1183 07-12-2012 10:14pm
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Sarky, is this you?

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#1184 07-12-2012 10:34pm
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Oh please, Sarky has a much better beard than that

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#1185 07-12-2012 10:43pm
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Sarky, is this you?

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#1186 08-12-2012 1:43am
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Ah, my metalhead days. Judas Priest all day and Manowar all night long. Good times, good times...

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#1187 17-01-2013 12:55am
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#1188 17-01-2013 1:39am
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0, tbh

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#1189 25-01-2013 7:30pm
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Coachella hipsters are disgusted with an unknown UK band headline this year.
Who da fak are the Stone Roses like?

Also
I ♥ beard

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#1190 20-02-2013 12:21pm
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I am in a good mood today.

From now on, bans received from this thread are PERMANENT.

unless u send me nakey pix

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#1191 20-02-2013 9:28pm
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Sarky wrote: »

I am in a good mood today.

From now on, bans received from this thread are PERMANENT.

unless u send me nakey pix

Can I hand out a ban to the first one, I've always felt evil, even while I was making my communion and all that precious money, muhhhahaaaaw!

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#1192 20-02-2013 10:35pm
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Sarky wrote: »

I am in a good mood today.

From now on, bans received from this thread are PERMANENT.

unless u send me nakey pix

Nakey pix of who?

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#1193 28-02-2013 11:34pm
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Nakey kittehs?

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#1194 01-03-2013 1:19am
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Too many cats, they will take over the world.

Time to seek shelter - one ban * TT * (299,792,458 meters per cat squared).

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#1195 01-03-2013 1:49pm
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Bye now
*waves*

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#1196 02-03-2013 2:11am
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As soon as the room stops spinning and I stop trying to vomit myself inside out, I am going to ban you SO hard.

Teddy, if you really want to you can be the one who does the witty one-liner this time. You're special, dude, and I want you to be happy. Xoxoxoxo

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#1197 04-03-2013 1:09pm
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I will not be subjected to criminal abuse.

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#1198 04-03-2013 4:29pm
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Ok, so that's my my my and southcentralts banned permanently.

Teddy, would you like to do the honours of a proper witty sendoff?

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#1199 05-03-2013 10:04pm
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Teddy says he's away for business to Thailand for a couple of weeks.

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#1200 06-03-2013 12:38am
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Oh.

Well, I suppose I can wait. It's not like those ladyboys will oil themselves, am I right?

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#1201 06-03-2013 3:51am
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I have seen many ladyboys oil themselves, they are very capable of it Sarky.
VERY CAPABLE.

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