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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

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#1142 25-04-2012 10:15PM

Kiva.D

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For the one that left and the one considering it...
Ban me boy... :eek: ...g'ahead

...miss you Mistur Fagooos and Mizz Dekeeeee...

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#1143 25-04-2012 11:08PM

Sarky

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BAN! HEADSHOT!

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#1144 29-04-2012 08:47PM

Yakmadder

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YOU CAN'T BAN ME I OWN THE F*UCKING INTERNET

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#1145 29-04-2012 08:48PM

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#1146 30-04-2012 12:36AM

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I want Fago! back:(

I never should have been so hard on him. It's all my fault. I used to call him a kid and he didn't like it. I should have stopped picking on him.
I'm sorry everyone.
You can take back my invincibility from this filter, I don't deserve it.

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#1147 30-04-2012 01:16PM

Sarky

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We all miss Fago.

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#1148 16-05-2012 05:41PM

Paddy The Pirate

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I'll Have your longest ban PLEASE!

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#1149 16-05-2012 05:43PM

Sarky

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Right you are, guv'nor. See you in INFINITY MONTHS.

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#1150 21-05-2012 05:25AM

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Ha Ha all the idiots who posted on this got banned.

Its nice to finally find a place where everyone is a mad as I am, I think I will fit right in here. *puts up feet and relaxes, home at last*

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#1151 21-05-2012 05:28AM

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A squirrel stole my passwords - but this is more important then cancelling my online banking.

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#1152 21-05-2012 05:33AM

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southcentralts wrote: »

Ha Ha all the idiots who posted on this got banned.

Its nice to finally find a place where everyone is a mad as I am, I think I will fit right in here. *puts up feet and relaxes, home at last*

Boy are you in for a shock

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#1153 24-05-2012 02:04AM

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cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Boy are you in for a shock

shock, like when the squirrels connected a car battery to my nuts for stealing their nuts. but I don't like talking about that.
and thanks for the memory flashback, fcukin squirrels.

so where is my ban, i am a big fan of the ban and the can can. I only came to this forum for a bit of nurse ratchet discipline, but so far my expectations have been unwarranted.

The sharp hand of sarky stings like the feather duster I pay a Vietnamese call girl to clean my sofa with. or even something that makes some sense.

to summarize ban me in 2 hours or I will post serious on topic rhetoric on all threads in this forum! unless I fall asleep or forget about it, or just get lazy.

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#1154 24-05-2012 07:54AM

southcentralts

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please don't ban me - I have nowhere left to go, except for the rest of the interweb, and I have heard there are a few crazies out there, and they will not mix well with the crazies in here.

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#1155 24-05-2012 07:57AM

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Hi Sarky.

I'm preggers. I'll have all your monies now. Thank you.

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#1156 24-05-2012 01:50PM

Sarky

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:coolface:

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#1157 24-05-2012 09:18PM

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laughingatsharkyface;e

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#1158 25-05-2012 12:05PM

Sarky

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Heh, I was this close to banning you because I'd forgotten I gave you immunity.

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#1159 26-05-2012 01:52AM

Sparklepants!

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Jaysus, imagine having immunity. That'd be maaaad. Not mad like angry, mad like gangster mad.

Fiddy knows what I mean. He's got skills. Maaaaaaaaaaad skills.

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#1160 27-05-2012 01:57PM

Sarky

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!!!

>.>

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#1161 27-05-2012 05:15PM

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Would the leader replace you as a mod if you made such an enormous blunder?

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#1162 27-05-2012 05:42PM

Sparklepants!

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The leader is vengeful, but fair.

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#1163 06-06-2012 12:00AM

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Here, pedant pedant pedant pedant

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#1164 15-06-2012 10:59PM

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I found a new place to play! I like it here it's nice and warm.
Anybody wanna share a chunk of butter? If you close your eyes it tastes like something else!

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#1165 16-06-2012 12:16AM

Sarky

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I'M DRUNK BITCHES!

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#1166 18-07-2012 12:58AM

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Sarky wrote: »

I love Cicero!

I know you do...but you still have to ban me.

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#1167 18-07-2012 01:03AM

Sarky

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How will I survive without my beloved!

Ooh, there's a bottle of bourbon by my computer!

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#1168 21-07-2012 11:13PM

my my my

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you don't ban me, i ban you

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#1169 22-07-2012 03:01AM

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Sorry, I tried everything in my list of mod-powers, but there's no "get banned by some guy calling himself my my my" option.

Now I feel inadequate

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#1170 25-08-2012 02:13AM

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Oh Hai

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#1171 25-08-2012 04:09PM

Sarky

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Ah, memories.

Yeah, your time's up.

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