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If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

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    #32
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,362 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Probably arson and kidnapping.


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    #33
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    catching someone breaking in to my home and restraining them. Current advice is give them everything and sure the Gardai will deal with it...
    In my case the one patrol car based half hour drive from my home is to be relied upon if not busy at the time.
    I really hope it never happens.


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    #34
    donkeykong5
    Registered Users Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭donkeykong5


    For beating up a filthy paedophile bastard that had as usual by a certain paedo sympathiser judge been let off with a suspended sentence and a friendly f...ing warning.


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    #35
    Giveaway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Giveaway


    Judging by the stamps of countries with active rebelling on my old passport, arrested for bird-watching


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    #36
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,065 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Either drunk and disoriented, or nakedness.


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    #37
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,687 ✭✭✭buried


    dhaughton99 wrote: »
    No TV licence.

    Won't be long now and they'll be wanting to arrest us for not watching the Late Late Show on a friday night or Dancin with the nobodies on a Sunday. TV licence or no

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #38
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    In my case they thought it was for being drunk & disorderly. In reality it was for several cases of fraud, theft, perverting the course of justice, attempting to pervert the course of justice, attempted fraud and assaulting a police officer.

    Got a caution for the assault on the copper (I did punch him) and once it became clear that I had been set up by a former employer (long story), the other items were dropped!


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    #39
    Jimbob1977
    Registered Users Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    Regicide


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    #40
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    I’d probably be arrested for crimes against fashion.


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    #41
    Rubberchikken
    Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    probably for mentally strangling posters who start these types of threads..


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    #42
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,035 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Recidivism.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #43
    FishOnABike
    Registered Users Posts: 4,386 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    Mistaken identity ... probably ;-)


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    #44
    metaoblivia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    Jumping into the Neptune pool at the Hearst Castle. Of course it's not something I've been dreaming about my entire life. You know they finally refilled the pool with water last August...


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    #45
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Murdering people that walk slowly.


    That.


    And/or buying ****loads of speed.


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    #46
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Probably for murdering a c*nt.


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    #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smokingman wrote: »
    I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!
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    #48
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Probably drink driving. I've been lucky so far not to have been caught but my luck will run out sometime.


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Probably drink driving. I've been lucky so far not to have been caught but my luck will run out sometime.

    I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

    (not you of course, I would never attack a poster)


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    #50
    FishOnABike
    Registered Users Posts: 4,386 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Murdering people that walk slowly.

    It's so much more difficult murdering the ones that run away.


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    #51
    uncommon_name
    Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭uncommon_name


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

    (not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

    Agreed............. Pricks putting innocent lives at risk because they are too cheap to get a taxi..... They should all be ashamed of themselves.


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    #52
    tabby aspreme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,856 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    The murder of "Mr Brightside" after a few pints


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    #53
    uncommon_name
    Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭uncommon_name


    I would be arrested for road rage against people who drive in the right hand lane when the left is free.


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    #54
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

    (not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

    I'm not talking getting into the car completely wankered, it's just a couple of pints so I don't think I'm one of those cúnts you think 'others' are.


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm not talking getting into the car completely wankered, it's just a couple of pints so I don't think I'm one of those cúnts you think 'others' are.

    You might not think so...

    You? Nah, you're grand 'cos you're obviously not like all the others who think they can drive after a few pints. They are the gobshítes. You don't THINK you can drive after a couple.... you KNOW you can.

    I don't think there is enough rolly eye faces that can sum up my feelings on this one.


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    #56
    magic_murph
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    Crimes against fashion


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    #57
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Very tempted to pull a McGregor when I see someone driving whilst using their phone.


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    #58
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users Posts: 5,669 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    metaoblivia wrote: »
    Jumping into the Neptune pool at the Hearst Castle. Of course it's not something I've been dreaming about my entire life. You know they finally refilled the pool with water last August...

    Tell me more.


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    #59
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Saw a clown (well, not a REAL clown) yesterday, struggling to drive round a corner in Dublin city centre. It was only as I passed him I saw he had a coffee in one hand and a phone in the other. He was actually LOOKING at the phone rather than talking to it.

    oh and staying on topic, if I was arrested, anyone who knows me would say "it really wasn't as funny as you thought it was", before discovering I'd just pulled off the greatest fraud ever, scamming the euromillions and hiding the money and the evidence. After a short stay in Store Street, off to the Bahamas.


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    #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was once questioned by the fuzz about my presence in a pub after 8pm, when children were supposed to be home in bed. I was nearly 26 at the time.

    I imagine it's because I'm just under five feet tall and the nice policeman left home without his glasses.

    Also could possibly be charged with crimes against humanity if I ever sing in public.


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    #61
    BENDYBINN
    Registered Users Posts: 1,826 ✭✭✭BENDYBINN


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Very tempted to pull a McGregor when I see someone driving whilst using their phone.

    Brainwashed a little?


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