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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • #202
    fungun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    crappy sideboobs in normal films was all i had access to.....Linda Kozlowski in Croc Dundee, Kathleen Turner in Romancing the Stone. Thats how bad it was, until Dangerous Liaisons was got on video, oh the fun.

    I remember Brazil losing in the 1986 World cup and the camera slowly panned around the crowd and paused on this lovely brazilian woman gently crying. Oh man, the civilizations that were lost on her


  • #203
    jpm4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭jpm4


    Chun Li from Street Fighter 2 on the front of a Nintendo mag. In fact, if anyone remembers the Anime Street Fighter film I had the Chun Li shower bit paused quite a lot!

    Tights pics from fashion mags were great for some legs/ass action.

    Worrying, a track from an old Cradle of Filth album that had the sound of some girl cumming on it.

    Wonder how I had time to do anything else back then.


  • #204
    cassel16
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Liz O'Donnell?

    It'd have to be her, cause she was one of the only women down this way running at the time. Unless he was beatin one out to poor oul Seamus Brennan


  • #205
    froglet
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭froglet


    a good % of posters admit to the spice girls: this was my fav.. baby blondy spice's tits in this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4
    Id say id still get one out to that tbh:eek:

    smash hits magazine! and s4c!


  • #206
    airmax87
    Registered Users Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭airmax87


    !Bz1i2b!B2k~$(KGrHqEOKjUE)(MMp0QRBM(wPVP99w~~_35.JPG

    edit:69th post.


  • #207
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Just thought of 2 more videogame related ones. First up was this exact image (Hotratoxic from Xtreme G2) that I saw in one of my Nintendo 64 mags.

    At least that one is kinda sexy, but I do remember another time getting aroused while playing as the female character in Wave Race 64.

    Had to pause the game and go to the bathroom to fap. Can't understand how a few pixels were enough to set me off.


  • #208
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeCH9uSlCE


    :eek: FAP FAP FAP :eek:


  • #209
    kc66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭kc66


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Fapped to the orgasmic chick sounds on G n' R's 'Rocket Queen.

    Legend has it the sample was a recording of Rose banging some bird, or her reaction to same.

    Read Slash's autobiography recently. Pretty sure he said it was an actual recording of Axl and his gf.


  • #210
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Xena Warrior Princess. Such dusky strong thighs!


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  • #211
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Sammy Jo from Dynasty. Or the latino one from Falcon Crest that was dating Lance, cant think of her name.


  • #212
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Sammy Jo from Dynasty. Or the latino one from Falcon Crest that was dating Lance, cant think of her name.
    .... but you can think of her body, and that's all that matters! ;)


  • #213
    Stovepipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    Have none of you heard of Page 3? Maria Whittaker, Sam Fox, Corinne Russell? Oh, man, you couldn't enter a garage, workshop, motor factors, anywhere where men were employed and not see a wall of these fantastic ladies..........ah, the 80s.

    regards
    Stovepipe


  • #214
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Stovepipe wrote: »
    Have none of you heard of Page 3? Maria Whittaker, Sam Fox, Corinne Russell? Oh, man, you couldn't enter a garage, workshop, motor factors, anywhere where men were employed and not see a wall of these fantastic ladies..........ah, the 80s.

    regards
    Stovepipe

    Yeah I remember Sam Fox, she must be well into her 40s now though.


  • #215
    oranbhoy67
    Registered Users Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭oranbhoy67


    I dont know if anyone mentioned the old tv show that used to be on late at night on ITV -dont know if it was shown here in Ireland - called "hitman & her" it was basically clips of different people dancing in various nightclubs to the latest rave hit of the day.. was always good for a wee shuffle, man the teens are spoiled these days with all the babestation & the internets

    .. i think it was maybe better in our day though as bit of tit was so hard to find on tv that it made the **** more of an achievment!


  • #216
    Anyone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?


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  • #217
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Yeah I remember Sam Fox, she must be well into her 40s now though.

    She's also a lesbian ;):D


  • #218
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?

    Going to need more to go on then that...


  • #219
    SheFiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?
    You're not alone on that one


  • #220
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?

    Good point.
    Was sitting in the house with about 3 of my mates having a few cans and one of them askes us if we ever looked up dwarf pron on the internet. We said no of course. He said, "It's shíte, they always use the same dwarf".


  • #221
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    SheFiend wrote: »
    You're not alone on that one

    Such as?


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  • #222
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    sunflower27 wrote: »
    She's also a lesbian ;):D

    Is she? I didnt know that.


  • #223
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    Is she? I didnt know that.

    Yip - she'd ate gee for England that wan! :pac:


  • #224
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?

    Buckle up there lads.


  • #225
    ronan45
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    http://www.google.ie/imgres?start=89&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&biw=1024&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=FlrgQoVe-MWKgM:&imgrefurl=http://talesfromthekryptonian.blogspot.com/2010/09/elvira-comic.html&docid=Pi5YE6AhZS6iMM&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_otYSffaXp0Q/TJUWuswSFdI/AAAAAAAAUtE/EMulEGml-Y0/s1600/Elvira52sHOM-1-001_122_524.JPG&w=621&h=954&ei=ZTyMT-GrO8iwhAfQu-ztCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=768&vpy=107&dur=1104&hovh=278&hovw=181&tx=128&ty=133&sig=101281056644035956877&page=5&tbnh=162&tbnw=140&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:89,i:13


    :o


  • #226
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    An inflatable beach toy (more on it than to it)


  • #227
    ronan45
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    An inflatable beach toy (more on it than to it)

    No way ! Ha ha I had a large teddy rhino i used to do. So i wasnt a weirdo after all! :cool:


  • #228
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ronan45 wrote: »
    No way ! Ha ha I had a large teddy rhino i used to do. So i wasnt a weirdo after all! :cool:

    Where did you put the horn?


  • #229
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,268 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    So many memories in this thread... :o

    Only one I can think of that hasn't been mentioned would be a handful of greyscale tif files my uncle accidentally included in a clip-art gallery he loaned me on a series of floppy discs that he'd downloaded from a CB-radio pre-cursor to the internet!


  • #230
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    wah:confused:


  • #231
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sleepy wrote: »
    So many memories in this thread... :o

    Only one I can think of that hasn't been mentioned would be a handful of greyscale tif files my uncle accidentally included in a clip-art gallery he loaned me on a series of floppy discs that he'd downloaded from a CB-radio pre-cursor to the internet!

    Nah, I mentioned that a few pages back.


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  • #232
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Princess Anne on Foxtrot.


  • #233
    Simon Adebisi
    Registered Users Posts: 395 ✭✭Simon Adebisi


    MTV's The Grind. Especially the pool party ones.


  • #234
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    the red light zone on channel four, was made for the fap :)


  • #235
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    "the secretary" :D;)

    the threesome scene in End of Days :)

    threesome scene and, very short may i add, sex scene in American Physcho :pac:

    Threesome in "Go"

    Titanic, car scene :o


    little update on this, cant believe i forgot possibly the most important ones :D;):pac:
    i guess its the day thats in it that brought it back to me!

    The orgy type sex vampire scene and the scene where Lucy gets unspeakable things ;) done to her by the wolf type thing in Dracula :)


  • #236
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Not so much a sexual themed program, but


    :o:o:o:o:o:o

    Does anyone remember that show Sabrina?... yeah :p


  • #237
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    Not so much a sexual themed program, but


    :o:o:o:o:o:o

    Does anyone remember that show Sabrina?... yeah :p

    Already been mentioned mate.


  • #238
    elasticspastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭elasticspastic


    Babysitters...sexy, sexy babysitters.


  • #239
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    jeepers! you started early


  • #240
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    philstar wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    jeepers! you started early

    Maybe he's the Dad.


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  • #241
    spiralism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,299 ✭✭✭spiralism


    the sex talk section in the sunday wurdled. that and sexcetera, anyone remember that? think it was on bravo..


  • #242
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    syklops wrote: »
    Already been mentioned mate.

    Aye, tis a long thread innit


  • #243
    DUBACC
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    Anyone remember watching MTV in the 80's and a video for Boys, Boys, Boys by Sabrina.

    Ample-chested italian roide singing while splashing about in the pool wearing a tiny white bikini. I'd swear i caught a glimpse of nipple at one stage! :D


  • #244
    DUBACC
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    Maguined wrote: »
    Xena Warrior Princess. Such dusky strong thighs!


    Oh yeah, i was mad into her! Imagine my delight when i tuned into Spartacus and there she is in all her naked glory!!


  • #245
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    eurotrash


  • #246
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    The People.....awful Sunday "newspaper".

    There was the "medical" problem page with a perv doctor....questions along the lines of...."my boyfriend wants a threesome with a dwarf...what should I do?"

    And I remember distinctly the story....with revealing photos of "The woman with 1 stone breasts"


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  • #247
    Cork24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    Channel 18 every Friday Night..

    Also Red Shoe Diary on BRAVO!

    And Euro Trash that was a good one.


  • #248
    splendid101
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭splendid101


    DUBACC wrote: »
    Anyone remember watching MTV in the 80's and a video for Boys, Boys, Boys by Sabrina.

    Ample-chested italian roide singing while splashing about in the pool wearing a tiny white bikini. I'd swear i caught a glimpse of nipple at one stage! :D

    Nothing embarrassing about that. It'd still do the trick.


  • #249
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    IM0 wrote: »
    eurotrash ftw!

    with the other hand on the remote 'just in case'?


  • #250
    Lord TSC
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 42,602 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lord TSC


    Blizzard of Odd sometimes had some stuff on it as well <_< Unfortunatly you had to avoid making eye contact with Colin Murphy...


  • #251
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    BARBARA WINDSOR!! My most significant source of smut back then was the Carry On Films "ooh matron". My old man had the collection on Tape. Babs and a few other old bints got their baps out in every second film

    [url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA[/url]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDJe87hia0

    Spice Girls Album Cover

    The Fashion pull out in the times used to have some abstract tit

    Sabrina Teenage witch (you'd get the odd hard nipple)


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