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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • #242
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    syklops wrote: »
    Already been mentioned mate.

    Aye, tis a long thread innit


  • #243
    DUBACC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    Anyone remember watching MTV in the 80's and a video for Boys, Boys, Boys by Sabrina.

    Ample-chested italian roide singing while splashing about in the pool wearing a tiny white bikini. I'd swear i caught a glimpse of nipple at one stage! :D


  • #244
    DUBACC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    Maguined wrote: »
    Xena Warrior Princess. Such dusky strong thighs!


    Oh yeah, i was mad into her! Imagine my delight when i tuned into Spartacus and there she is in all her naked glory!!


  • #245
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    eurotrash


  • #246
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    The People.....awful Sunday "newspaper".

    There was the "medical" problem page with a perv doctor....questions along the lines of...."my boyfriend wants a threesome with a dwarf...what should I do?"

    And I remember distinctly the story....with revealing photos of "The woman with 1 stone breasts"


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  • #247
    Cork24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    Channel 18 every Friday Night..

    Also Red Shoe Diary on BRAVO!

    And Euro Trash that was a good one.


  • #248
    splendid101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭splendid101


    DUBACC wrote: »
    Anyone remember watching MTV in the 80's and a video for Boys, Boys, Boys by Sabrina.

    Ample-chested italian roide singing while splashing about in the pool wearing a tiny white bikini. I'd swear i caught a glimpse of nipple at one stage! :D

    Nothing embarrassing about that. It'd still do the trick.


  • #249
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    IM0 wrote: »
    eurotrash ftw!

    with the other hand on the remote 'just in case'?


  • #250
    Lord TSC
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 43,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lord TSC


    Blizzard of Odd sometimes had some stuff on it as well <_< Unfortunatly you had to avoid making eye contact with Colin Murphy...


  • #251
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    BARBARA WINDSOR!! My most significant source of smut back then was the Carry On Films "ooh matron". My old man had the collection on Tape. Babs and a few other old bints got their baps out in every second film

    [url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0J9FdN8oqA[/url]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDJe87hia0

    Spice Girls Album Cover

    The Fashion pull out in the times used to have some abstract tit

    Sabrina Teenage witch (you'd get the odd hard nipple)


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  • #252
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I once knocked one out to Rita, Bob and Sue Too

    My first porno :cool:


  • #253
    enfant terrible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,774 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    Martyn1989 wrote: »
    with the other hand on the remote 'just in case'?

    Not me, I need both hands.


  • #254
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭philstar


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    rita & sue, yikes they were mank...... common as muck

    *funny movie though


  • #255
    outtagetme
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 104 ✭✭outtagetme


    There was an ad for a perfume called Impulse and it would show the young hussy spraying it all over her lovely bod. The frontal scene showed a flat tummy and the bottom portion of her boobies.

    Cue....massive stalker followed by dash to the jacks and cock-walloping of epic proportions.


  • #256
    outtagetme
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 104 ✭✭outtagetme


    Also,
    I had the album Quadrophenia by The Who. It was a double album with a picture booklet of scenes from the movie. One scene was of the main character passed out on his bed and on his wall were loads of photos of topless women. Spanked the monkey fantastic to that too. Got a decent bit of mileage from the pictures of the ladies on the front of packets of tights too. Finally a mate brought back some mags from England (Fiesta, Mayfair, etc) and I was sorted bigtime.


  • #257
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Sable & Sunny in WWF Raw magazine. Fap, fap, faparooo all the way to sticky page city.


  • #258
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭philstar


    those of you of a certain vintage will appreciate this....saturday evenings around 7pm RTE1, dumb show but one hot lady in it, sometimes i would just watch the start and then go to the toilet to relieve myself

    57sec in :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp6oUs50Sn4


  • #259
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,466 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    TJ Hooker had the same effect. :D


  • #260
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    mackg wrote: »
    Surely it would be difficult to pass off as reading the paper since whoever saw you would more than likely have noticed you were fapping?:confused:

    Well, no, it was more of a '**** bank' scenario... I wouldn't really get away with fapping at the kitchen table! :pac: I meant I could stare at the boobs/ bum and pass it off as just "reading the articles''.

    <3 this thread.


  • #261
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    the slutty one from Bucks Fizz ;)

    Jay Aston was her name i think


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  • #262
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Pretty standard I think...Picture of tennis player Martina Hingis dashing about the court in her short skirt and knickers up her bum. Unfortunately, this picture was in one of the Sunday World and Sunday was 'family' day where other siblings came out to the home place for lunch and to look at the papers etc.

    On spotting the picture, I snuck off to my room for a Sunday fap but got some of my sex wee on the paper. Splashes of sex wee on crappy paper doesn't just dry up and disappear. I legged it after lunch and bought another copy so the family wouldn't have to unstick the other one.

    Fun times.


  • #263
    WoundedRhino
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭WoundedRhino


    Nude scenes in films. Particularly shower scenes. Off the top of my head:

    Beverly D'Angelo tits in the shower in "National Lampoon's Vacation".
    A bunch of girls in the showers in "Nuns On The Run". Pubes and everything.
    Topless dancers in "Beverly Hills Cop 2".
    Patsy Kensit's pointy nipples in "Lethal Weapon 2".
    Naked Sissy Spacek in the showers at the start of "Carrie"

    That and the ten minute freeview on the Adult Channel.

    You get the idea.


  • #264
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,052 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    A poster of The Bangles on my bedroom wall used to do the job back in the day:)


  • #265
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,181 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    The Argos catalog, that was before the Lidl magazine came out, wow Lidl have some babes in their mag!!

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #266
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    Pupito wrote: »
    Making Lara Croft run into the wall to hear her moan used to get me going. I was of the right age when the Spice Girls came along, I used to think of Mel C when entertaining myself, not because I fancied her the most (least, actually), but i figured I'd have more of a chance with her in real life, should she ever want to do it with a fourteen-year-old. That's poverty of ambition, Irish-style.

    Ads for breast augmentation surgery in the back of the Sunday magazines were always handy too, after putting something over the 'Before' photo to block it out.

    Each one better than the last.


  • #267
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,998 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Back in the mid-late eighties there was an Irish porn mag called Esprit with Irish girls in it. A mate of mine got a hold of a copy but it turned out that it was all just tits and arses but no fannies.:(


  • #268
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    OH Lara croft ;) I used to have her running around the house, straight to the bedroom and into the bath. THinking one day she might get naked.

    And cruel intentions, always got me going.


  • #269
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Cruel intentions

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be-foFX192I


    Still does the job!!


  • #270
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    Back in the mid-late eighties there was an Irish porn mag called Esprit with Irish girls in it. A mate of mine got a hold of a copy but it turned out that it was all just tits and arses but no fannies.:(
    Good catholic Irish wihout fannies.


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  • #271
    KenSwee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭KenSwee


    fryup wrote: »
    the slutty one from Bucks Fizz ;)

    Jay Aston was her name i think

    Yes it was indeed. Marvellous.
    smash wrote: »
    Before the internet I had a stash of hardcore mags and VHS that I'd buy on holidays in Spain every year. Then I'd come home and spend hours copying the VHS tapes and sell them in school for a tenner each. Made a fortune!

    Holy crap, myself and my mate did exactly the same thing. Got the idea on a visit to Litton Lane studios and they had racks of VHS records, for multiple copies so we bought 4 VHS machines, one sat receiver, a dish and subscription to the Adult Channel and recorded about 200 vids which we sold for a massive profit.

    I also remember this pile of crap on Sky but the girls were amazing. I hated the son in it because he got such great looking girls and he was dog ugly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDkvfPCHX6M


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