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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,314 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    There are some reactions online and they are generally good....but I remember there being the same for Batman vs Superman....
    https://screenrant.com/jurassic-world-2-fallen-kingdom-early-reactions/


  • Registered Users Posts: 890 ✭✭✭El Duda


    gmisk wrote: »
    Ah you never know good director so we will see.
    The reviews for jurassic world werent horrendous in fairness.


    Tbf, one of the trailers for Jurassic World made it look dreadful and it turned out decent.


    That said, there's not much in any of the fallen Kingdom trailers that excites me aside from the shot of the mosasaur in the ocean with the surfers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    Embargo ends June 5th, i.e. the day before UK release. But it's not out in US until the 22nd.

    Nobody cares what the reviews say for films like this. First film was a huge success, so the sequel is mostly likely review-proof. Dinosaurs eating humans is the perfect antidote to superhero and SW fatigue.

    I'm hoping Mission Impossible at the end of July will provide that. I thought the last one was superb, and with the same director returning and an awesome ensemble cast, I have very high hopes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    El Duda wrote: »
    Tbf, one of the trailers for Jurassic World made it look dreadful and it turned out decent.


    That said, there's not much in any of the fallen Kingdom trailers that excites me aside from the shot of the mosasaur in the ocean with the surfers.


    I must be one of the only ones who didn't like Jurassic World. How ill prepared they were for a large dinosaur breakout (using non-lethals what-the-actual-foop like), following of the most boring kids in cinema history, said kids not getting eaten by the indominus, that Claire one running in them heels, velociraptors 'obeying' a human, the only entry into the indominus' paddock was big enough for the bloody thing to escape from, why was there no human sized doors, STUPID!


    It was alright but... those things really pi$$sed me off. It did score some points back because of the mosasaurus though. As for JWFK.... meh. That shot of the mosasaurus in the ocean you mentioned, yeah that looks cool. Can we get a JW movie though that pays some love and attention to the herbivores? With even just 10 minutes of peace and tranquility without some therapod rampaging around wrecking the place. #NoLoveForHerbivores


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,309 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    So seen this today. Really enjoyed it. Would give it 8 out of 10. Some more humour would have been nice. There was some good parts and some sad parts in it as well as plenty of twists in it. It was much better than Jurassic World. It was bang on 120 minutes long and the cinema I went too had 18 minutes of trailers beforehand. So not too bad. No extra bits after the credits but I did not stay till the very end of the credits.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,905 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Saw it today really enjoyed it, few corny bits but the effects and the story were top notch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Just back from it.

    Found the film quite dull, it really does rethread a lot of ground from jurassic world, Chris Pratt and Bryce Howard somehow have even less chemistry in this one, in fact they barely talk to each other for most of the film outside of a joke or pushing the plot forward, no conflict or anything between them. There's no big set piece that defined the earlier films every spectacle feels like it's being rushed through to get you to the next one.

    It's not as bad as Jurassic world, this one is better directed, not as mean spirited or cynical and the secondary characters have more to do and nowhere near as annoying.


    Saying all of that for those that saw it:
    Is 2/3rds of this film based on a rejected Lost world sequel script? So much of this film feels like it should be tieing to the lost world and not jurassic world. They quote John Hammond from The Lost World and his quote is throughline for the film's themes and crisis, the whole conservation plotline makes little sense post jurassic world where they had gone cloning mad, but makes more sense post the lost world where there no more cloning and Ingen was gone, also the fact that Isla Sora (which is mentioned in the film bringing up more questions) actually had a thriving eco system compared to jurassic world where they outright stated that there was only 1 raptor and 1 t-rex left.

    the whole make an attempt to conserve the dinosaurs makes more sense following the lost world. The whole congressional hearing also makes more sense based on the ending of the lost world too. Ian Malcolm's cameo feels like it's a small part of him actually being a major role in the film. Bryce Howard feels like she's playing Sarah harding from the lost world in this film not her character from jurassic world. How characters react to the dinosaurs line up more with the lost world too.

    The entire sequence in the mansion I am convinced is the bones of the long dead dinosaur human hybrid soldier script, the grand daughter's plot line makes more sense if she was used as a basis for this cross breeding which would actually fill out her character arc (and explain why the film's villain insisted on getting her back) it genuinely feels like they cut her plotline short and put the indominious Rex and Blue in to fill that gap. Her action at the end and the indoraptors odd obsession with her makes more sense from this perspective. The entire climax again makes more sense if it was Ian Malcolm and Sarah Harding with that dileama over the button and not Chris Pratt's character. If it was Ian Malcolm and Sarah Harding throughout the film I suspect that's why there is a void of character interaction between Pratt and Howard, a chunk of the film's script was taken up with them at odds over Malcolm testifying to let the dinosaurs die.

    It bugged me throughout my walk home, this film feels like a large chunk of it was meant to follow the lost world, all made more awkward because Jurassic world tends to ignore that the lost world happened


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Have tickets to see this tomorrow night and after the last one, I'd have honestly preferred to give this a swerve but herself wants to go.

    I've already got it in my mind that its going to be pretty poor but I'll give it a go, not expecting much but happy to switch the brain off for 2 hours or so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,482 ✭✭✭brianregan09


    I hated the last one , but I loved this , reallly enjoyed it and kept me enthralled the entire run time


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,577 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    It's fairly predictable fare though there is a part of me that found the smaller dinosaur antagonist a bit refreshing. After the last film, I was wondering how big they could get away with making the dinosaurs.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,101 ✭✭✭NUTZZ


    AMKC wrote: »
    So seen this today. Really enjoyed it. Would give it 8 out of 10. Some more humour would have been nice. There was some good parts and some sad parts in it as well as plenty of twists in it. It was much better than Jurassic World. It was bang on 120 minutes long and the cinema I went too had 18 minutes of trailers beforehand. So not too bad. No extra bits after the credits but I did not stay till the very end of the credits.

    There actually is a post-credits scene, but it's very brief and uneventful.

    It's basically a shot
    of two pterodactyls making it to Las Vegas and landing on the replica Eiffel Tower.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61 ✭✭Okami_shinobi


    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    Just back from it.

    Found the film quite dull, it really does rethread a lot of ground from jurassic world, Chris Pratt and Bryce Howard somehow have even less chemistry in this one, in fact they barely talk to each other for most of the film outside of a joke or pushing the plot forward, no conflict or anything between them. There's no big set piece that defined the earlier films every spectacle feels like it's being rushed through to get you to the next one.

    It's not as bad as Jurassic world, this one is better directed, not as mean spirited or cynical and the secondary characters have more to do and nowhere near as annoying.


    Saying all of that for those that saw it:
    Is 2/3rds of this film based on a rejected Lost world sequel script? So much of this film feels like it should be tieing to the lost world and not jurassic world. They quote John Hammond from The Lost World and his quote is throughline for the film's themes and crisis, the whole conservation plotline makes little sense post jurassic world where they had gone cloning mad, but makes more sense post the lost world where there no more cloning and Ingen was gone, also the fact that Isla Sora (which is mentioned in the film bringing up more questions) actually had a thriving eco system compared to jurassic world where they outright stated that there was only 1 raptor and 1 t-rex left.

    the whole make an attempt to conserve the dinosaurs makes more sense following the lost world. The whole congressional hearing also makes more sense based on the ending of the lost world too. Ian Malcolm's cameo feels like it's a small part of him actually being a major role in the film. Bryce Howard feels like she's playing Sarah harding from the lost world in this film not her character from jurassic world. How characters react to the dinosaurs line up more with the lost world too.

    The entire sequence in the mansion I am convinced is the bones of the long dead dinosaur human hybrid soldier script, the grand daughter's plot line makes more sense if she was used as a basis for this cross breeding which would actually fill out her character arc (and explain why the film's villain insisted on getting her back) it genuinely feels like they cut her plotline short and put the indominious Rex and Blue in to fill that gap. Her action at the end and the indoraptors odd obsession with her makes more sense from this perspective. The entire climax again makes more sense if it was Ian Malcolm and Sarah Harding with that dileama over the button and not Chris Pratt's character. If it was Ian Malcolm and Sarah Harding throughout the film I suspect that's why there is a void of character interaction between Pratt and Howard, a chunk of the film's script was taken up with them at odds over Malcolm testifying to let the dinosaurs die.

    It bugged me throughout my walk home, this film feels like a large chunk of it was meant to follow the lost world, all made more awkward because Jurassic world tends to ignore that the lost world happened

    It's following on from a plot point towards the end of Jurassic World.
    before I start, I will admit that the following information should have been explained during both Jurassic world and Fallen kingdom, instead of being being put into promotional websites.

    I'd say about half of script might be, as the opening scene is a variation of one of the original endings for Jurassic park. <https://movieweb.com/jurassic-park-alternate-ending-storyboards-helicopter/>.

    The Lost World still exists as canon Colin Trevorrow stated this back in 2015
    Question: Can you say if you’re going to be dealing with the other islands at all?

    Colin Trevorrow: No, this is all set right here. And we’re not ignoring the other two films but, being that they took place on another island, this is–we’re focusing on the history and the future of this island.
    < http://www.slashfilm.com/colin-trevorrow-jurassic-world-interview/2/>.

    The cloning issue is to do with the Gene Guard act <http://jurassicpark.wikia.com/wiki/Gene_Guard_Act&gt;

    The Dinosaurs on Isla Sorna were almost wiped out due to a few new species introduced illegally, like the Spinosaurus. Any remaining Dinosaurs were captured and moved to Jurassic world before it opened, by the Masrani group.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,445 ✭✭✭Sunny Dayz


    Planning on going to see this tonight - is it worth going to in 3D or is 2D perfectly fine?


  • Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭bkrangle


    I saw this on Wednesday in the 4DX screen in cineworld

    The movie itself was ok. I preferred it to Jurassic World in that it tried to something a bit different and wasn't just a rehash of previous films. There were some nice set pieces and occasional slivers of ideas but overall the film was rather dumb.

    As for seeing it in 4DX, overall I enjoyed this experience but it wouldn't be to everyone's taste. The format seemed almost uniquely suited to watching a Jurassic Park movie - the movement of the seats, gusts of wind and water spraying added a bit of fun to proceedings and synced up very well with what was on screen. I can imagine though that this would detract from other cinema experiences, although a more subtle approach could be good for horror movies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭OU812


    I enjoyed it. Can’t beat the JP/JW movies for mindless fun, but I thought they revealed the twist way too early.
    Did anyone notice the kid’s eye doing a weird thing toward the end?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,625 ✭✭✭✭Johner


    Saw it yesterday and thought it was decent enough, nothing special but worth the watch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭McLoughlin


    OU812 wrote: »
    I enjoyed it. Can’t beat the JP/JW movies for mindless fun, but I thought they revealed the twist way too early.
    Did anyone notice the kid’s eye doing a weird thing toward the end?
    Its hinted/suggested that the kid is part dino ....


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    This is probably a weird question, but does the script make any nods towards Bryce Dallas Howard's footwear choices? Howard running around in giant heels became a bit of a running joke during the conversations around Jurassic World, and have wondered if the sequel's writers would resist a little wink towards that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    pixelburp wrote: »
    This is probably a weird question, but does the script make any nods towards Bryce Dallas Howard's footwear choices? Howard running around in giant heels became a bit of a running joke during the conversations around Jurassic World, and have wondered if the sequel's writers would resist a little wink towards that :D

    The character is literally introduced with a close up of her shoes


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,987 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Maybe I’m mad or grumpy after a full screening earlier full of talking kids but I hated the movie.

    Once it went off the island It fell flat for me. Some of the CGI was ropey as hell the scene where blue jumps through the window looked like stop motion animation.

    The storyline felt like Jurassic World and The Lost World rehashed. The hunter villain seemed like the hunter from The Lost World.

    And the ending was
    shrugged off when it should have been treated like a catastrophic event. Literally thousands will die as a result of them being set free

    And Ian Malcolm’s cameo at the end was cringey af.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭OU812


    McLoughlin wrote: »
    Its hinted/suggested that the kid is part dino ....

    That's the impression I got, also the fact that they kept referring to
    the need to have a "Mother" that the clones would respect - supposed to be "Blue", but I think Blue is more emphatic to "Owen" because she comes from the same DNA Profile as "Lucy"
    .

    Considering it's tracking for a €140m opening weekend & doesn't open in the USA & China for several weeks, I think a third chapter is guaranteed & a
    grown up Lucy, will be what the plot revolves around

    What if these movies are actually a prequel to
    latest?cb=20171126035656
    & the dinosaurs that escape evolve into the dinosaurs of the TV show which is actually set millions of years into the future???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    I can actually see them going down the route of the recent Planet of The Apes trilogy with Blue as the Caesar character being exposed to some "genius" chemical. It sounds so stupid, they might actually do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    OU812 wrote: »
    I enjoyed it. Can’t beat the JP/JW movies for mindless fun, but I thought they revealed the twist way too early.
    Did anyone notice the kid’s eye doing a weird thing toward the end?
    Was the original Jurassic Park "mindless fun"? I thought it was extremely well-made and raised interesting ethical debates (I still bring up the "just because you can, doesn't mean you should" Sam Neil argument).

    My issue with the movie as a franchise is that there's nothing you can really do after you do the 'dinosaurs run amok in the park' story. Jurassic World was smart in that sense and earned insane box office figures for going back to that well. This world wasn't built to be a universe, or span multiple sequels. 
    As someone who checked out of Westworld (also Crichton-written, originally) in the current season, it's clear that nobody really can come up with a compelling storyline for after an entertainment park endeavour turns nasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭OU812


    Was the original Jurassic Park "mindless fun"? I thought it was extremely well-made and raised interesting ethical debates (I still bring up the "just because you can, doesn't mean you should" Sam Neil argument).

    Well made but mindless fun at the same time


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    pixelburp wrote: »
    This is probably a weird question, but does the script make any nods towards Bryce Dallas Howard's footwear choices? Howard running around in giant heels became a bit of a running joke during the conversations around Jurassic World, and have wondered if the sequel's writers would resist a little wink towards that :D

    It was like a shoe commercial there were that many shots of feet.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pixelburp wrote:
    This is probably a weird question, but does the script make any nods towards Bryce Dallas Howard's footwear choices? Howard running around in giant heels became a bit of a running joke during the conversations around Jurassic World, and have wondered if the sequel's writers would resist a little wink towards that

    Wasn't there reaction to the original in relation to the unsuitability of the shoes she wore.

    People like Joss "I gave actresses speaking parts in my feminist TV shows in exchange for sex" Whedon had issue with her character and how she was dressed and portrayed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,917 ✭✭✭nix



    People like Joss "I gave actresses speaking parts in my feminist TV shows in exchange for sex" Whedon had issue with her character and how she was dressed and portrayed.


    ehhhhhhhh What?


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    nix wrote: »
    ehhhhhhhh What?

    His wife recently wrote about how he has spent decades preaching what a feminist he is when in reality he has used his position to cheat on her and take advantage of numerous women: https://www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-feminist-hypocrite-infidelity-affairs-ex-wife-kai-cole-says/

    On the set of Buffy he is alleged to have used his position to of power to sleep with young female employees while at the same time creating this idea that he was some hero for his portrayal of female characters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,467 ✭✭✭5star02707


    I actually enjoyed the movie, typical popcorn movie with some wow factor. Nothing beats the original as I loved it as a kid and watched it often.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    I've no idea where theyre going to with a 3rd film, I'm assuming this will make close to a billion so a 3rd will be made regardless of quality.

    Now, I didnt like JW but was willing to give this a go and it was alright, I'd say a solid 6/10, I actually, in retrospect, preferred JW to this.

    The opening few minutes with the mosasaurus was promising but it went downhill pretty quickly, IMO.
    It all got convoluted with the Indo Raptor and its fascination with the child and then the child releasing the dinosaurs into the world, it made no sense, even if she said "theyre alive, like her", by all accounts, the dinosaurs would be rounded up and killed or captured within hours of being set free into the world
    .

    It felt like Pratt was phoning it in for large parts of the film and there was far less chemistry or charm between himself and Howard.

    As I said, for a 3rd outing,
    dinosaurs in the city or the child being part dinosaur
    will be awful, awful tripe but I'd expect the film to be made regardless because $$$$$$$.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,047 ✭✭✭Unearthly


    Thought that was great fun. Such good cinema experiences


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    thought it was a bit bland TBH.

    Still had more fun at this than Solo, but i dont thinks its as fun as jurassic world was.

    like solo it had a nice set up for the next film . it was a VERY
    speilbergian type small town we were left looking at and TBH -even though i KNOW its not going to happen- i can help thinking you could have a right funny "tremors" ripp off with rednecks vrs raptors.

    i DO like that theyre pushing the notion that people around the world are familiar with dinos and thanks to the auction some may have got away with some fair vicious members so bad guys working with dinos on leashes etc could be down the line which is at least new.

    TBH though i wish they'd get the feck away from the raptors. give me some weaponised triceratops or something as weve seen the fecking raptors for donkeys years now.

    theyve been hinting about turning the dinos into weapons so just bloody do it already

    back to the film though

    6.5/10?

    deffo worth seeing in the cinema, but one that you have to be in the right state of mind for- otherwise you could come out thinking "meh"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,296 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    Didn't like it nearly as much as Jurassic World. Thought it much weaker.

    Really don't understand the little girl.
    So... she's a clone? Meh. Why should I care. It must be a huge point of the third movie, cause otherwise WHY?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,314 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    That was just OK imo.
    Not as good as jurassic world which for me was a 7/10 some cool ideas and good set pieces but it seemed fairly poorly strung together and the call backs to the other films especially the first felt a bit crow barred in.
    The little kid was a fairly poor actress I thought as well which didn't help. It set itself for a fairly bonkers 3rd film I would think...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,009 ✭✭✭✭titan18


    One of the worst films I've ever seen in the cinema. Absolutely terrible. Only good point was the mosasaurus at the start and Pratt being likeable.

    Every plot point was completely predictable, terrible acting and then the scenes where you felt bad for the dinosaurs just sucked any potential fun out of the film. Can't really enjoy shots of the peaceful dinosaurs drowning, burning alive and a baby triceratops being gassed to death.


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    The worst film I've seen for some time. Almost no redeeming factors. What a complete waste of time, money and effort. An overall assault on the senses.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    What's the box-office looking like on this; not that Boards is a global barometer but doesn't feel like are rushing out to see this, or those that do hardly bowled over. Haven't got out to see this yet myself, I mean there are only so many times you can watch dinosaurs go out of control...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 22,680 CMod ✭✭✭✭Sad Professor


    pixelburp wrote: »
    What's the box-office looking like on this; not that Boards is a global barometer but doesn't feel like are rushing out to see this, or those that do hardly bowled over. Haven't got out to see this yet myself, I mean there are only so many times you can watch dinosaurs go out of control...

    Seems to be doing very well. 150 million opening which beat the projections by 10 mil. Still short of the first film’s 200+m but I think that opened in more markets. It has still to open in China. Reviews, mixed reactions will probably hurt its US returns when it’s eventually released there but should still do very well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭3putt


    Story line was the worst yet. Terrible film.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Virtanen


    Loughc wrote: »
    And the ending was
    shrugged off when it should have been treated like a catastrophic event. Literally thousands will die as a result of them being set free

    I disagree with
    it being shrugged off tbh. It felt like the cliffhanger to a TV show, giving you a taste of what's to come, to try and entice you back to see what happens next season. In that sense, I thought it was given just the right amount of emphasis

    I thought it was a fun movie overall. Can't say I had too many problems with the story, it was exactly as dumb but enjoyable as I expected it to be


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I did laugh when the evil hunter guy called the spunky doctor girl a nasty woman. That's surely a reference to all the gender identity politics that has been shoe horned into Hollywood recently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,296 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    I did laugh when the evil hunter guy called the spunky doctor girl a nasty woman. That's surely a reference to all the gender identity politics that has been shoe horned into Hollywood recently.

    Nah, I think that just speaks to your opinion.

    I don't think the director was taking a shot.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nah, I think that just speaks to your opinion.

    I don't think the director was taking a shot.

    Hmm. okay. It felt kinda blatant. Perhaps all the ****e surrounding star wars has made me hyper aware.


  • Registered Users Posts: 890 ✭✭✭El Duda


    Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom - 6.5/10

    I went in with my expectations at rock bottom as every trailer made it look awful. Luckily though, those low expectations meant that I was pleasantly surprised by just how much fun this was. It's a real crowd pleaser and I think that anyone who really enjoyed the first one will have a blast with this. That said, I was surprised to see it follow a lot of the same beats as The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

    It would be easy to pick this film apart as it is riddled with plot holes and conveniences that make no sense, but I think it's best to focus on the positives;
    The CGI is much improved from JW, which was badly needed as the CGI work on JW was woefully inadequate. There are many species of dinosaur we haven't really seen before that are given some long overdue screen time. The film doesn't take itself at all seriously and really seems to be aware that it is essentially a mega budget B-movie. The pacing for the first hour of the film is good and it never gets boring.

    There were many inadvertent laughs had throughout, due to its bizarrely contrived new characters and misplaced humour (that undercuts any jeopardy). I particularly enjoyed the huge, final act character revelation that the audience had zero investment in. I also didn't realise it was possible to write a human villain that has less than one dimension. Impressive.

    The 'hammer house of horrors' finale had some pacing issues (as well as some ludicrously under-priced dinosaurs). This whole section, in particular the sequence with the Indo-Raptor and the little girl, will not lend itself well to repeat viewing's. It fails to recapture the suspense and tension of the kitchen scene from the original which is clearly what it is trying to replicate.

    Those who are expecting a science heavy, intelligent sequel exploring the various pitfalls of genetic experimentation will be disappointed. Those who want to switch there brain off for two hours and throw popcorn aimlessly at their mouths will not.

    Most importantly, do not go and see this movie if Jeff Goldblum is its main selling point to you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,314 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    El Duda wrote: »
    Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom - 6.5/10

    I went in with my expectations at rock bottom as every trailer made it look awful. Luckily though, those low expectations meant that I was pleasantly surprised by just how much fun this was. It's a real crowd pleaser and I think that anyone who really enjoyed the first one will have a blast with this. That said, I was surprised to see it follow a lot of the same beats as The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

    It would be easy to pick this film apart as it is riddled with plot holes and conveniences that make no sense, but I think it's best to focus on the positives;
    The CGI is much improved from JW, which was badly needed as the CGI work on JW was woefully inadequate. There are many species of dinosaur we haven't really seen before that are given some long overdue screen time. The film doesn't take itself at all seriously and really seems to be aware that it is essentially a mega budget B-movie. The pacing for the first hour of the film is good and it never gets boring.

    There were many inadvertent laughs had throughout, due to its bizarrely contrived new characters and misplaced humour (that undercuts any jeopardy). I particularly enjoyed the huge, final act character revelation that the audience had zero investment in. I also didn't realise it was possible to write a human villain that has less than one dimension. Impressive.

    The 'hammer house of horrors' finale had some pacing issues (as well as some ludicrously under-priced dinosaurs). This whole section, in particular the sequence with the Indo-Raptor and the little girl, will not lend itself well to repeat viewing's. It fails to recapture the suspense and tension of the kitchen scene from the original which is clearly what it is trying to replicate.

    Those who are expecting a science heavy, intelligent sequel exploring the various pitfalls of genetic experimentation will be disappointed. Those who want to switch there brain off for two hours and throw popcorn aimlessly at their mouths will not.

    Most importantly, do not go and see this movie if Jeff Goldblum is its main selling point to you.
    Sounds about spot on to me too.
    I did find the constant callbacks to the original jurassic park film a tad distracting did you not?


    Also Toby Jones deserves a special mention for his teeth and hair, I think he might have had them left over from the hunger games!


  • Registered Users Posts: 890 ✭✭✭El Duda


    gmisk wrote: »
    Sounds about spot on to me too.
    I did find the constant callbacks to the original jurassic park film a tad distracting did you not?





    Yeah it was a bit odd. Jurassic Park is a bonafide classic so its no surprise that Bayona felt the need to pay homage to certain iconic scenes; Lex sliding the door shut in the kitchen, the goat etc...

    But it was odd that it almost followed the same template as Lost World. I didn't think LW was a very well respected sequel?!

    Looking out over the captured dinos with binoculars was lifted directly from LW. The hunter guy was basically Pete Postlewaite MK2 etc...

    I enjoyed the Chris Pratt Lava scene though, reminded me of Wolf of Wall Street!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭OU812


    El Duda wrote: »

    Most importantly, do not go and see this movie if Jeff Goldblum is its main selling point to you.

    Man... the way that T-Rex breaks through the wall & just picked him off within two minutes of screen time... I really thought he’d be in the whole thing...

    Nice throwback to the accountant in JP, but it was a real blink and you’ll miss him cameo. Really took me by surprise


  • Registered Users Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Wedwood


    That Oriental scientist guy who keeps appearing randomly to reveal he's the one behind creating the monsters, then just disappearing again reminds me of the old Python "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" sketch.

    The movie itself was about as good as I expected. Two hours of set pieces, with a flimsy storyline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭Wailin


    OU812 wrote: »
    Man... the way that T-Rex breaks through the wall & just picked him off within two minutes of screen time... I really thought he’d be in the whole thing...

    Nice throwback to the accountant in JP, but it was a real blink and you’ll miss him cameo. Really took me by surprise

    What the actual ****?! Ever heard of ****ing spoilers??


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I actually enjoyed it and almost shed a tear here and there but realised my younger sister would have roasted me for crying at it. My sons enjoyed it too. My sister was born in the early 90's so wasn't overly familiar with the original Jurassic Park movies but really liked it too. Her daughter wasn't familiar with the franchise and thought it was good.


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