Whats your (unwanted) bodily quirk?

mattP · 23-09-2015 12:22am #1

Unless youre perfect of course :P
I had an enlightening conversation with a dog breeder at work today and I got thinking about different traits in humans that don't comply with the "norm", whatever that is :rollseyes:
Mine is im cross eyed. It isn't extremely noticeable when Im talking with someone but from more of a distance it is. Its the result of facial paralysis so I suppose it could be much worse :P My right eye is atrophic (smaller due to nerve damage) so it sits like .5 cm lower on my face.
So what's yours? One of my friends for example produces way too much saliva, while another has webbed toes.

Schwiiing · 23-09-2015 12:25am

Dyspraxia
Aspergers
Poor muscle tone
Poor posture
Psoriasis

Inventive User Name · 23-09-2015 12:27am

My biggest toe is the toe beside the 'big' toe, you know?

everlast75 · 23-09-2015 12:28am

I'm too sexy for my shirt

jamesbere · 23-09-2015 12:28am

everlast75 wrote: »

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Does it hurt

ShaShaBear · 23-09-2015 12:29am

Hooded eyes.

Years and years as a teen/young adult trying to figure out how to put make-up on, and only in my later years discovering that it was my eyes that were frigged up, not my application skills.
They aren't even matching hoods, so what might work aesthetically for one eye won't work for the other.

mattP · 23-09-2015 12:30am

Inventive User Name wrote:

My biggest toe is the toe beside the 'big' toe, you know?

That's called Morton's Toe :P It was once upon a time believed to be the ideal Roman toe configuration

hatrickpatrick · 23-09-2015 12:30am

Extraodrinarily puffy nipples. I look like a guy who did a poorly thought out steroid cycle and f*cked it up, except ironically I'm only just doing things like that now out of trying to fix the feckin' problem.

Sinister Pigeon · 23-09-2015 12:31am

I've got a horrendous beak on me.

corner of hells · 23-09-2015 12:35am

Vitiligo , I've given up trying to explain what is.

castletownman · 23-09-2015 12:36am

The lad down below has a propensity to am.....get excited a bit too quick.

When it happened the first it time I merely chalked it off as an unfortunate "accident". But any subsequent incidents since has me of the belief that it's more of a (totally) unwanted quirk.

TLOA72 · 23-09-2015 12:40am

Ezcema since I was 12. I hate it so much but when I get a scratch on an itch oh sweet baby Jesus it's sooo good. And a no hair on my head but plenty on my back.

FloatingVoter · 23-09-2015 12:43am

I'm actually a 12 foot lizard and I am closely monitoring Conspiracy Theories for laughs and occasional snacks.

obi604 · 23-09-2015 12:47am

Sinister Pigeon wrote: »

I've got a horrendous beak on me.

Ever considered entering the Nose of Tralee ?

The Backwards Man · 23-09-2015 1:00am

O Lord it's hard to me humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror coz I get better looking each day

The Backwards Man · 23-09-2015 1:00am

Not the paper!

Ruu · 23-09-2015 1:20am

The Gards tried to arrest me cos I'm so gorgeous!

eternal · 23-09-2015 1:23am

My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

PARlance · 23-09-2015 1:24am

Inventive User Name wrote: »

My biggest toe is the toe beside the 'big' toe, you know?

Have the same thing.

I also can make my belly pop out to make it look like I'm a fairly heavily pregnant woman... I'm relatively in shape so it's quite the contortion. My drunken party trick was balancing a pint on it while standing up.

FloatingVoter · 23-09-2015 1:26am

^ The infamous reverse Irish Kardashian.

cantdecide · 23-09-2015 1:30am

Hair. Hair everywhere. As it goes, it ain't the worst kind at all and no one's ever complained (my most recent ex like it) but I loathe it.

Riesen_Meal · 23-09-2015 1:33am

I've an awful bad back, I'm in agony with it right now...

eternal · 23-09-2015 1:34am

cantdecide wrote: »

Hair. Hair everywhere. As it goes, it ain't the worst kind at all and no one's ever complained (my most recent ex like it) but I loathe it.

Hair is easy as pie to get rid of. Breasts aren't.

Stheno · 23-09-2015 1:35am

I have webbed toes and am extremely double jointed.

I'd a golf lesson recently and the coach told me I was a freak after I had a stretch by putting both hands behind my shoulder, stretching them down to my ass and then raising them above my head.

I also have the second toe being bigger than the big toe thing, and my ring finger is bigger than my first finger.

jimbis · 23-09-2015 1:36am

I've one blue eye and one brown.

Like David Bowie and my neighbours cat.

justchecked · 23-09-2015 1:37am

mattP wrote: »

Mine is im cross eyed. It isn't extremely noticeable when Im talking with someone but from more of a distance it is.

My right eye is atrophic (smaller due to nerve damage) so it sits like .5 cm lower on my face.
.

your right eye looks left and up a bit ?

............................................................................ so does that mean

..............................................................................or is it

the other way round ?

Billy86 · 23-09-2015 1:42am

I have no willy.

Or else it was that I have dyspraxia, but I can't remember which.

FloatingVoter · 23-09-2015 1:46am

eternal wrote: »

Hair is easy as pie to get rid of. Breasts aren't.

Beavis: Breasts
Butthead: Titties
Beavis: Knockers
Butthead: Playthings

cantdecide · 23-09-2015 1:51am

eternal wrote: »

Hair is easy as pie to get rid of. Breasts aren't.

It's all relative I suppose. Give me a choice of huge boobs or body hair I'd choose ... umm...

Stheno · 23-09-2015 1:52am

cantdecide wrote: »

It's all relative I suppose. Give me a choice of huge boobs or body hair I'd choose ... umm...

Bodyhair

At least it can be easily removed.

eternal · 23-09-2015 1:53am

cantdecide wrote: »

It's all relative I suppose. Give me a choice of huge boobs or body hair I'd choose ... umm...

I'm getting compared to seriously morbidly obese people just cos I have big boobs. It's relative to me.

Whats your (unwanted) bodily quirk?

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