Whats your (unwanted) bodily quirk?

mattP

Unless youre perfect of course :P
I had an enlightening conversation with a dog breeder at work today and I got thinking about different traits in humans that don't comply with the "norm", whatever that is :rollseyes:
Mine is im cross eyed. It isn't extremely noticeable when Im talking with someone but from more of a distance it is. Its the result of facial paralysis so I suppose it could be much worse :P My right eye is atrophic (smaller due to nerve damage) so it sits like .5 cm lower on my face.
So what's yours? One of my friends for example produces way too much saliva, while another has webbed toes.

Schwiiing

Dyspraxia
Aspergers
Poor muscle tone
Poor posture
Psoriasis

Inventive User Name

My biggest toe is the toe beside the 'big' toe, you know?

everlast75

I'm too sexy for my shirt

jamesbere

everlast75 wrote: »

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Does it hurt

ShaShaBear

Hooded eyes.

Years and years as a teen/young adult trying to figure out how to put make-up on, and only in my later years discovering that it was my eyes that were frigged up, not my application skills.
They aren't even matching hoods, so what might work aesthetically for one eye won't work for the other.

mattP

Inventive User Name wrote:

My biggest toe is the toe beside the 'big' toe, you know?

That's called Morton's Toe :P It was once upon a time believed to be the ideal Roman toe configuration

hatrickpatrick

Extraodrinarily puffy nipples. I look like a guy who did a poorly thought out steroid cycle and f*cked it up, except ironically I'm only just doing things like that now out of trying to fix the feckin' problem.

Sinister Pigeon

I've got a horrendous beak on me.

corner of hells

Vitiligo , I've given up trying to explain what is.

castletownman

The lad down below has a propensity to am.....get excited a bit too quick.

When it happened the first it time I merely chalked it off as an unfortunate "accident". But any subsequent incidents since has me of the belief that it's more of a (totally) unwanted quirk.

TLOA72

Ezcema since I was 12. I hate it so much but when I get a scratch on an itch oh sweet baby Jesus it's sooo good. And a no hair on my head but plenty on my back.

FloatingVoter

I'm actually a 12 foot lizard and I am closely monitoring Conspiracy Theories for laughs and occasional snacks.

obi604

Sinister Pigeon wrote: »

I've got a horrendous beak on me.

Ever considered entering the Nose of Tralee ?

The Backwards Man

O Lord it's hard to me humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror coz I get better looking each day

The Backwards Man

Not the paper!

Ruu

The Gards tried to arrest me cos I'm so gorgeous!

eternal

My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

PARlance

Inventive User Name wrote: »

My biggest toe is the toe beside the 'big' toe, you know?

Have the same thing.

I also can make my belly pop out to make it look like I'm a fairly heavily pregnant woman... I'm relatively in shape so it's quite the contortion. My drunken party trick was balancing a pint on it while standing up.

FloatingVoter

^ The infamous reverse Irish Kardashian.

cantdecide

Hair. Hair everywhere. As it goes, it ain't the worst kind at all and no one's ever complained (my most recent ex like it) but I loathe it.

Riesen_Meal

I've an awful bad back, I'm in agony with it right now...

eternal

cantdecide wrote: »

Hair. Hair everywhere. As it goes, it ain't the worst kind at all and no one's ever complained (my most recent ex like it) but I loathe it.

Hair is easy as pie to get rid of. Breasts aren't.

Stheno

I have webbed toes and am extremely double jointed.

I'd a golf lesson recently and the coach told me I was a freak after I had a stretch by putting both hands behind my shoulder, stretching them down to my ass and then raising them above my head.

I also have the second toe being bigger than the big toe thing, and my ring finger is bigger than my first finger.

jimbis

I've one blue eye and one brown.

Like David Bowie and my neighbours cat.

justchecked

mattP wrote: »

Mine is im cross eyed. It isn't extremely noticeable when Im talking with someone but from more of a distance it is.

My right eye is atrophic (smaller due to nerve damage) so it sits like .5 cm lower on my face.
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your right eye looks left and up a bit ?

............................................................................ so does that mean

..............................................................................or is it

the other way round ?

Billy86

I have no willy.







Or else it was that I have dyspraxia, but I can't remember which.

FloatingVoter

eternal wrote: »

Hair is easy as pie to get rid of. Breasts aren't.

Beavis: Breasts
Butthead: Titties
Beavis: Knockers
Butthead: Playthings

cantdecide

eternal wrote: »

Hair is easy as pie to get rid of. Breasts aren't.

It's all relative I suppose. Give me a choice of huge boobs or body hair I'd choose ... umm...

Stheno

cantdecide wrote: »

It's all relative I suppose. Give me a choice of huge boobs or body hair I'd choose ... umm...

Bodyhair

At least it can be easily removed.

eternal

cantdecide wrote: »

It's all relative I suppose. Give me a choice of huge boobs or body hair I'd choose ... umm...

I'm getting compared to seriously morbidly obese people just cos I have big boobs. It's relative to me.

Niemoj

I have very squishy kneecaps which sometimes seem to sag and I can always move then around, lift them up, wiggle around etc.

Freaks people out it seems but it doesn't hurt at all.

Stheno

Niemoj wrote: »

I have very squishy kneecaps which sometimes seem to sag and I can always move then around, lift them up, wiggle around etc.

Freaks people out it seems but it doesn't hurt at all.

I can rotate my elbows 360 degrees keeping the rest of my arm straigth

really fecks up people when they see it

FloatingVoter

Stheno wrote: »

I can rotate my elbows 360 degrees keeping the rest of my arm straigth

really fecks up people when they see it

If the day job stops working out, a career in cat burglary beckons.

Stheno

FloatingVoter wrote: »

If the day job stops working out, a career in cat burglary beckons.

has worked out handy in the past accessing small spaces

FloatingVoter

Stheno wrote: »

has worked out handy in the past accessing small spaces

Kinky. Two more sequels to 50 Shares of Dire to come. Stunt work openings to be exploited there too.

Stheno

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Kinky. Two more sequels to 50 Shares of Dire to come. Stunt work openings to be exploited there too.

I prefer to hobble home due to my lack of cartilage and pretend to be normal

cantdecide

eternal wrote: »

I'm getting compared to seriously morbidly obese people just cos I have big boobs. It's relative to me.

I'm not making light of it A close friend suffers the same way and I know it's nothing to joke about.

Day Lewin

I keep trying to answer this, and then crying, NO, not that!! Secrecy must cover me!!

Ive got very, very wide feet. Short and VERY wide. Practically square. They simply do not make shoes that shape, not even the sponge-bag matronly ones. So, bunions added.

FloatingVoter

^ Yeah, I'm taking the piss here (I'm drunk as per usual). Genuine sympathies to anyone who does have something causing real trauma.
And there are real friends over in Personal Issues rather than this den of
the likes of me.

hatrickpatrick

corner of hells wrote: »

Vitiligo , I've given up trying to explain what is.

Allegedly! That's ignorant!

corner of hells

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Allegedly! That's ignorant!

I , um , ok ?

Vomit

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Extraodrinarily puffy nipples. I look like a guy who did a poorly thought out steroid cycle and f*cked it up, except ironically I'm only just doing things like that now out of trying to fix the feckin' problem.

Taking steroids now will make that problem worse.

Whitewinged

My bcg or mmr scars (not sure) on my arm are really visible. The 3 perfectly circular little scars arranged in a triangle look like some alien stamp done during an abduction

kylith

I fart. Like, a lot.

sbsquarepants

eternal wrote: »

My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

He he he, you got encumberance on your big boobies:D

galwayredgirl

eternal wrote: »

My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

Ditto!

eternal

sbsquarepants wrote: »

He he he, you got encumberance on your big boobies:D

Spelling mistake noted.

sbsquarepants

Sorry, my mind wandered a bit!

eternal

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Sorry, my mind wandered a bit!

No, it was my mistake

Brian from Bray

eternal wrote: »

My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

galwayredgirl wrote: »

Ditto!

The good folks of AH need photographic evidence that support these claims.