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Whats your (unwanted) bodily quirk?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    I have very squishy kneecaps which sometimes seem to sag and I can always move then around, lift them up, wiggle around etc.

    Freaks people out it seems but it doesn't hurt at all.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Niemoj wrote: »
    I have very squishy kneecaps which sometimes seem to sag and I can always move then around, lift them up, wiggle around etc.

    Freaks people out it seems but it doesn't hurt at all.

    I can rotate my elbows 360 degrees keeping the rest of my arm straigth

    really fecks up people when they see it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Stheno wrote: »
    I can rotate my elbows 360 degrees keeping the rest of my arm straigth

    really fecks up people when they see it

    If the day job stops working out, a career in cat burglary beckons.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    If the day job stops working out, a career in cat burglary beckons.

    has worked out handy in the past accessing small spaces :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Stheno wrote: »
    has worked out handy in the past accessing small spaces :)

    Kinky. Two more sequels to 50 Shares of Dire to come. Stunt work openings to be exploited there too.


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Kinky. Two more sequels to 50 Shares of Dire to come. Stunt work openings to be exploited there too.

    I prefer to hobble home due to my lack of cartilage and pretend to be normal :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    eternal wrote: »
    I'm getting compared to seriously morbidly obese people just cos I have big boobs. It's relative to me.

    I'm not making light of it :) A close friend suffers the same way and I know it's nothing to joke about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    I keep trying to answer this, and then crying, NO, not that!! Secrecy must cover me!!

    Ive got very, very wide feet. Short and VERY wide. Practically square. They simply do not make shoes that shape, not even the sponge-bag matronly ones. So, bunions added.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    ^ Yeah, I'm taking the piss here (I'm drunk as per usual). Genuine sympathies to anyone who does have something causing real trauma.
    And there are real friends over in Personal Issues rather than this den of
    the likes of me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Vitiligo , I've given up trying to explain what is.

    Allegedly! That's ignorant!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Allegedly! That's ignorant!

    I , um , ok ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Vomit


    Extraodrinarily puffy nipples. I look like a guy who did a poorly thought out steroid cycle and f*cked it up, except ironically I'm only just doing things like that now out of trying to fix the feckin' problem. :p

    Taking steroids now will make that problem worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    My bcg or mmr scars (not sure) on my arm are really visible. The 3 perfectly circular little scars arranged in a triangle look like some alien stamp done during an abduction :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I fart. Like, a lot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    eternal wrote: »
    My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

    He he he, you got encumberance on your big boobies:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭galwayredgirl


    eternal wrote: »
    My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

    Ditto!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    He he he, you got encumberance on your big boobies:D

    Spelling mistake noted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Sorry, my mind wandered a bit!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Sorry, my mind wandered a bit!

    No, it was my mistake :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    eternal wrote: »
    My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.
    Ditto!

    The good folks of AH need photographic evidence that support these claims.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    The good folks of AH need photographic evidence that support these claims.

    My picture's up around places. Supposedly I look like a man though. I must be imagining myself as female.
    Mod can delete if against charter rules.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    eternal wrote: »
    My picture's up around places. Supposedly I look like a man though. I must be imagining myself as female.
    Mod can delete if against charter rules.

    ****, I was looking at some other thread and completely missed your pic :mad:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    ****, I was looking at some other thread and completely missed your pic :mad:

    It's on the know your look alikes thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭galwayredgirl


    The good folks of AH need photographic evidence that support these claims.

    I can assure you that indeed "plenty of support" is required :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    I can assure you that indeed "plenty of support" is required :D

    You'll get plenty of support around here darling :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    eternal wrote: »
    My boobs are too big and it's not a positive. It's an encumbrance.

    PM me NOW!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I've terrible posture, so much so that it causes me daily pain and strain. I'm taller than all of my friends so have unconsciously over the years become used to slouching over when with them to be alligned with their height.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    anna080 wrote: »
    I've terrible posture, so much so that it causes me daily pain and strain. I'm taller than all of my friends so have unconsciously over the years become used to slouching over when with them to be alligned with their height.

    I have a very tall sister too (5'11 and four quarters :D ) It's a tough etiquette thing to call but I reckon you should do what she does; stand to your right height and be damned. It'll do your posture and your body good. You can slowly improve your posture and correct bad habits over time without having to invest very much effort.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    I don't have a gap between my teeth, but whatever way my teeth have grown it gathers a small amount of saliva and randomly squirts at things when I open my mouth to talk, sometimes at people, I have no control over this.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    I'm allergic to people who say they have gluten intolerance (but not people with coeliac disease)


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