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  • #152
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oooo a fresh batch of America balls!


  • #153
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He is not a Porn Star

    I told ye this picture would come back to haunt him


  • #154
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    When I was 17
    I had some very good beer
    I had some very good beer
    that I purchased with a fake ID
    My name was Brian McGee
    I stayed up listening to Queen
    When I was 17


  • #155
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mom, we have insurance dont we?
    Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get insurance?
    Curse you magic beans!
    Oh stop blaming the beans..


  • #156
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    And I know you can read my mind boy! Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow.


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  • #157
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    Some folk will never eat a skunk
    But then again some folk'll
    Like Cletus the slacked jawed yolkel......




    Some folk will never lose a toe
    But then again some folk'll
    Like Cletus the slacked jawed yolkel.


  • #158
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Hens love roosters,
    Geese love ganders,
    Everyone else loves Neeed Flanders!


    Not me!!



    ...Everyone who counts loves Neeed Flanders!!


  • #159
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation.
    I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!
    Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.
    I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
    If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.


  • #160
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    AAAAAAAAAAH!!

    Purple drapes!! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!!

    AAAAAAAAAH!!!


  • #161
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    No beer and TV make Homer go something something....


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  • #162
    Burkatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    If I don't save the wee turtles who will? Ah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me


  • #163
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Is that dad?

    Either that or Batman's really let himself go.


  • #164
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    So Barney, how did you join the group?

    They found me singing on the bathroom floor

    ***laughter****

    /wipes tear from eye


  • #165
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Marge! I was a political prisoner!
    How were you a political prisoner?!
    I kicked a giant mouse in the butt, do I have to draw you a diagram?!

    We are out of Bort licence plates, repeat, Bort licence plates.


  • #166
    Roro4Brit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Roro4Brit


    I like my beers cold and my homosexuals fa-lamin'....


  • #167
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Have you noticed any change in Bart?
    New glasses?
    No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
    Probably misses his old glasses.
    I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
    Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
    That's not what I meant.
    It was, Marge, admit it.


  • #168
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Knifey Spoony wrote: »
    No beer and TV make Homer go something something....

    Go crazy?


  • #169
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    and that was the story of the very first caramel cod...I mean halloween.


  • #170
    Burkatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    Burns: Look at him Smithers, that’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen, you know who he reminds me of?

    Smithers: Snoopy

    Burns: No.

    Smithers: Snoop Doggy Dog!

    Burns: No, you know that fellow, who’s always standing and walking.

    Smithers: Rory Calhoun?

    Burns: Yes, Rory Calhoun. Look at him standing there on his hind legs, like Rory Calhoun.


  • #171
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Go crazy?

    DON'T MIND IF I DO!


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  • #172
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Stupid bug! you go squish now!


  • #173
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    So..... do you like...... stuff?


  • #174
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermo dynamics!!


  • #175
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Who controls the British crown?
    who keeps the metric system down?

    we do!
    we do!


  • #176
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    this is indeed a disturbing universe.


  • #177
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    krudler wrote: »
    Who controls the British crown?
    who keeps the metric system down?

    we do!
    we do!

    Who keeps atlantis off the maps,
    who keeps the martians under wraps.

    We do, we do.


  • #178
    Twilightning
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.


  • #179
    Dubs
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    "No, sorry, you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1-...2"

    "But they stole our lemon tree!"
    "I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing is gonna stop me in the middle of this sentence. You're gonna - LEMON TREE?!"

    "Rocky V + Rocky II = Rocky VII : Adrian's Revenge!"

    "Homer, You've got to fight back!"
    "That blue cactus is right. I've only got one shot. I've got to knock him out!"

    "You can run, but you can't glide!"


  • #180
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    homer j simpson your as smart as you are handsome

    HEY!!


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  • #181
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge? Fifteen!


  • #182
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.


  • #183
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Damn you rockem sockem robots!,can't we all just get along


  • #184
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
    Homer: Did you wreck the car?
    Bart: No.
    Homer: Did you raise the dead?
    Lisa: Yes.
    Homer: But the car's okay?
    Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
    Homer: All right then.


  • #185
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said we weren't committing crimes.......


  • #186
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Coyote: Find your soul mate, Homer.
    Homer Simpson: But where? Where?
    Coyote: I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information.


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  • #187
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    The bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion.


  • #188
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Homer: Awww... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
    Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo hoo!


  • #189
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said we weren't committing crimes.......

    Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
    Professor: Yes I would, Kent.


  • #190
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Oh the goggles....they dont work!


  • #191
    Daith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭Daith


    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords


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  • #192
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had a goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!


  • #193
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Homer -Marge, where do we keep those, erm, metal deeleees for, er, digging food?
    Marge - You mean a spoon?
    Homer -Yeah, yeah


  • #194
    the gob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭the gob


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge? Fifteen!

    o mardi gras o mardi gras you see alot of boobies


  • #195
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    SeaFields wrote: »
    Oh the goggles....they dont work!

    Ack! Resisting nerd urge to correct quote......... :mad:


  • #196
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Go banana!


  • #197
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?

    Kiss my asphalt.


  • #198
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    If he can teach a class, HE can teach a class... I mean I can teach a class!


  • #199
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I never apologize Marge I'm sorry....... but that is just the way I am


  • #200
    Thephantomsmask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    Brandine: Can you believe it, Cletus? Another party and we can't go.
    Cletus: Yeah, just cause we's afraid to use an uppity-box.


  • #201
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Well Homer, organised labor has been called a "lumbering dinosaur"
    Aahhh!
    Ok..my producer is telling me not to talk to you anymore
    Woohoo!


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