Dental plan!

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 10:38pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ack! Resisting nerd urge to correct quote......... :mad:

Just do it!!

Check for ringworm!

The National ringworm association (The other NRA)

Emoran · 04-10-2010 10:39pm

UP AN AT THEM !

better.

Busi_Girl08 · 04-10-2010 10:39pm

Dudess wrote: »

If he can teach a class, HE can teach a class... I mean I can teach a class!

*doorbell*

Flanders - "Wehell hello Homer. What can I diddl-"
Homer - "Can't talk now, Flanders. I have a class to teach!"
*Runs away*
Flanders - "But you rang me doo---ugh"

Aldebaran · 04-10-2010 10:40pm

Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer... is no.

SeaFields · 04-10-2010 10:40pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ack! Resisting nerd urge to correct quote......... :mad:

My name is URL · 04-10-2010 10:41pm

They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day time

alwaysadub · 04-10-2010 10:41pm

Abortions for some, miniture American flags for others.

jonnygiles · 04-10-2010 10:41pm

Time to throw on the old wiggum charm.....and head to coppers

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 10:41pm

MICKEY ROONEY!!!

some_dose · 04-10-2010 10:41pm

Isn't it amazing that all of these quotes came from about seasons 3-9. Everything after that was downhill especially when Conan O'Brien stopped writing for them.

There will never be another cartoon as good as this was in its prime

BluesBerry · 04-10-2010 10:42pm

Oh Oh Oh please dont chase me IM full of chocolate

Ulysses Gaze · 04-10-2010 10:42pm

Homer: Donuts - is there anything they can't do?

Ourlad · 04-10-2010 10:43pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmP_t4_lpzo

Emoran · 04-10-2010 10:43pm

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, "You're making a scene."

El Weirdo · 04-10-2010 10:44pm

Come on, stay yellow, stay yellow! Man, I'm making record time! If only I had some place to be...

KeithM89_old · 04-10-2010 10:45pm

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 10:45pm

Kent Brockman: Tonight a city weeps as, for the first time, a hockey rink becomes a scene of violence

Truley · 04-10-2010 10:47pm

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

My name is URL · 04-10-2010 10:47pm

Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’, and the hoppin’, and the bippin’, and the boppin’, so they don’t know what the jazz…is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop — no, actually, it’s more like Kodak film — no, actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it’ll be around forever, heh heh heh.

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 10:47pm

I just noticed my sig is spelled wrong!!!!

The leader is good, the leader is great, surrender your will as if of this date!!!!

Daith · 04-10-2010 10:49pm

You have 24 hours to give us the monies, and to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.

KeithM89_old · 04-10-2010 10:49pm

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

the gob · 04-10-2010 10:50pm

barney: hurry up homer wer gonna be late for english

homer: puh, english, im never goin to england

SeaFields · 04-10-2010 10:52pm

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

Creature · 04-10-2010 10:53pm

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

*doorbell*

Flanders - "Wehell hello Homer. What can I diddl-"
Homer - "Can't talk now, Flanders. I have a class to teach!"
*Runs away*
Flanders - "But you rang me doo---ugh"

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can I take your order?

Homer: Nothing for me. I've got a class to teach!

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box.

04-10-2010 10:57pm

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Ulysses Gaze · 04-10-2010 10:57pm

GOD
Noah! Thy shalt builts thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!

MCCLURE
(writing on a stone tablet) 300 cubits... give or take.

GOD
Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!

MCCLURE
(writing it down) Two creatures.

GOD
Two of EVERY creature!

MCCLURE
Even stink beetles?

GOD
ESPECIALLY stink beetles!

In the Simpson living room, the family are watching this great film.

BART
Whoa, cool, God is so in your face!

HOMER
Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character.

SeaFields · 04-10-2010 10:58pm

sacramento wrote: »

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Must be quoted four or five times at this stage....doesnt matter. Makes me smile everytime!

krudler · 04-10-2010 11:03pm

A "krusty burger"
doesnt sound too appetising...

Sulmac · 04-10-2010 11:05pm

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Aldebaran · 04-10-2010 11:07pm

Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.

04-10-2010 11:07pm

krudler wrote: »

A "krusty burger"
doesnt sound too appetising...

Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, "shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.

Sulmac · 04-10-2010 11:09pm

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Horse_box · 04-10-2010 11:11pm

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Daith · 04-10-2010 11:14pm

Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

Sulmac · 04-10-2010 11:16pm

Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie once... whose name I can't remember!

Horse_box · 04-10-2010 11:17pm

On closer inspection, these are loafers!

Emoran · 04-10-2010 11:17pm

HELLO JOE!!

Royal Seahawk · 04-10-2010 11:19pm

I seen this in a movie once about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED below 50 and if its SPEED went above 50 it would explode.
I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'.

04-10-2010 11:20pm

Emoran wrote: »

HELLO JOE!!

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
Iron helps us play!

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 11:21pm

"Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg with a leg for an arm & an arm for a leg!"

& 1 more beauty!

"Sir, calm down, you're going to give yourself skin failure. The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat."

Twilightning · 04-10-2010 11:22pm

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

Creature · 04-10-2010 11:22pm

Simpsons scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Royal Seahawk · 04-10-2010 11:23pm

Books are useless: I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 11:23pm

:pac:

Creature wrote: »

Simpsons scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

"HEY! That's a half-truth!!"

some_dose · 04-10-2010 11:24pm

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Enjoy

http://www.iwatchsimpsonsonline.com/

Sulmac · 04-10-2010 11:25pm

Homer: Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.
Homer: Enough of what's out. What's in?
Moe: Ice-blended moccha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

Moe: I've been planning this vacation for years. I'm finally going to see Easter Island.
Homer: Oh, right, with the giant heads.
Moe: With the what now?

Homer: Moe, I've got a friend named Joey... Joe Joe Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
I]a man runs out of the bar crying[/I
Barney: Wait! Joey Joe Joe!

Reporter: Are you a registered voter?
Moe: I'm a registered something.

Horse_box · 04-10-2010 11:26pm

Kent Brockman: Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's literally stewing in his own juices.

Ulysses Gaze · 04-10-2010 11:28pm

Homer: "Oh, that man is sick!"
Marge: "Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer."
Homer: "But listen to the music... He's evil!"
Marge: "Hasn't this experience taught you, you can't believe anything you hear?"
Homer: "Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing."

longshanks · 04-10-2010 11:28pm

its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow i managed to fit in eight hours of tv a day

Dental plan!

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