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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #6002
    pl4ichjgy17zwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭pl4ichjgy17zwd


    Drucsilla


  • #6003
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,700 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    Leonardo Bitter Overlap wrote: »
    Brothers Waylon and Lawless I saw on a Facebook video today

    The parents are fans of outlaw country it would seem.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • #6004
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw on Facebook, brothers Fisher Andrew and Costa Arrow.

    Whut?!

    Your facebook is the gift that keeps on giving...


  • #6005
    kildare lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Paris Jai , is another stupid one I heard recently .


  • #6006
    kildare lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    https://www.fox8live.com/2019/08/06/attorney-wants-jurors-who-wont-judge-clients-face-tattoos/?outputType=amp

    Imagine that couple had a kid and decided to give it a double barrel surname...lol


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  • #6007
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    There's a guy on BBC1 on a quiz right now and his name is Leam. :(
    V73Hoak.jpg?1

    Why?
    So he can say "Liam with an 'e'".


  • #6008
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,513 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Why? Because his parents are dickheads. Same as every post in this thread. :mad:

    Scrap the cap!



  • #6009
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Charlene, Tyrah, Leeona and Lorcan.


  • #6010
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Cooper, Mason. Lets go!
    Heard in the playground yesterday.
    When I looked up the father gave me an almost knowing nod.


  • #6011
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Simmer down wrote: »
    Cooper, Mason. Lets go!
    Heard in the playground yesterday.

    Do you think they even know what coopers and masons are? I often wonder that. Same with names like Dakota.


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  • #6012
    Tacitus Kilgore
    Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Do you think they even know what coopers and masons are?

    They're my dogs names, if that helps :confused::pac:


  • #6013
    Plopsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Rosaysha


    She'll be red-faced about that.


  • #6014
    Rikand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,421 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Sitting in the doctors surgery and two women talking about one of their nieces who had a baby girl.

    "Desiree was the name they picked wasnt it ?"

    "It was, but then a few weeks later they changed it, to Destinee-Hope"

    Because Desirees older sister Aaliyah was still stealing all the thunder in the naming stakes


  • #6015
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Caleb. Not far off being a local celeb with a name like that


  • #6016
    byronbay2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!


  • #6017
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Suckit wrote: »
    There's a guy on BBC1 on a quiz right now and his name is Leam. :(
    V73Hoak.jpg?1

    Why?
    So he can say "Liam with an 'e'".
    I think that's the Scottish Gaelic version of 'Liam'.


  • #6018
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

    They sound like mice and sanitary towels.


  • #6019
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,513 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

    Wonder if they have brothers called Austin and Maurice. (that's a 1970s British car joke for youse young 'uns)

    Scrap the cap!



  • #6020
    Be right back
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,239 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Came across a man called Lucky recently.


  • #6021
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,024 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Be right back wrote: »
    Came across a man called Lucky recently.

    I guess his day couldn’t get much worse...

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • #6022
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,513 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I hope you offered him a tissue.

    Scrap the cap!



  • #6023
    riclad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    The winner of bake off uk, junior, named fin .
    i would not want to be named after part of a fish.
    maybe the woman is a fashion fanatic , mini and maxi are short and long womens dress,s .
    from omackerals post above.


  • #6024
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    riclad wrote: »
    The winner of bake off uk, junior, named fin .
    i would not want to be named after part of a fish.
    maybe the woman is a fashion fanatic , mini and maxi are short and long womens dress,s .

    His name is Finlay


  • #6025
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    His name is Finlay

    That's not much better tbh.


  • #6026
    Bagpipe
    Registered Users Posts: 146 ✭✭Bagpipe


    Bimmy is a quare one now.


  • #6027
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    On Ryan Tubridy last morning a woman was on talking about her daughter Onyx, and Ryan asked her why she named her that. Forget the reason behind it, but I remember her saying “....and because it’s such a lovely name”. Ryan made noises of disapproval.


  • #6028
    Martina1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,545 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    Deleted User wrote:
    On Ryan Tubridy last morning a woman was on talking about her daughter Onyx, and Ryan asked her why she named her that. Forget the reason behind it, but I remember her saying “....and because it’s such a lovely nameâ€. Ryan made noises of disapproval.
    Its the name of a feckin Pokemon.


  • #6029
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,283 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    byronbay2 wrote: »
    There was a woman on Ray Darcy’s radio 1 show today. She was reviewing the new Frozen movie with her 2 little angels, Minnie and Maxie (my spellings could be wrong). Don’t know if they were twins or not but thought the names were pretty cringeworthy!!

    Thats the woman who was on Operation Transformation before. Tríona someone. I think maybe McCarthy. She is a columnist.
    Mini is a girl and Maxi is a boy, don't know if they're twins.

    To thine own self be true



  • #6030
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    riclad wrote: »
    The winner of bake off uk, junior, named fin .
    i would not want to be named after part of a fish.
    maybe the woman is a fashion fanatic , mini and maxi are short and long womens dress,s .
    from omackerals post above.

    I knew a guy called finnian.its an Irish name I think. Everyone used to call him fin for short.


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  • #6031
    pl4ichjgy17zwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭pl4ichjgy17zwd


    Purple Mountain wrote:
    Thats the woman who was on Operation Transformation before. Tríona someone. I think maybe McCarthy. She is a columnist. Mini is a girl and Maxi is a boy, don't know if they're twins.

    Not twins, and if I remember correctly Maxi is short for Maximilian. No idea what Mini is short for, if anything


  • #6032
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,283 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Leonardo Bitter Overlap wrote: »
    Not twins, and if I remember correctly Maxi is short for Maximilian. No idea what Mini is short for, if anything

    I imagine that the current trend in the name Max, that they are also short for Maximilian.

    To thine own self be true



  • #6033
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,554 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Skylar ? . I know it was in breaking bad but .....


  • #6034
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Charity, Patience, Faith, Destiny, Angel, Prudence

    ....stear clear of saddling children with the virtues, probably a sure fire way to create a little devil ;) just out of spite for their given name!


  • #6035
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,513 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    cjmc wrote: »
    Skylar ? . I know it was in breaking bad but .....

    I wonder if Walter is getting more popular :pac:

    Scrap the cap!



  • #6036
    LirW
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Came across a German toddler called Rocky recently.


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  • #6037
    dartboardio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dartboardio


    A girl I know called her baby 'ramona ezra' vom

    Although I've had really bad ones, in work, someone called their daughter 'Pearl Curtin'

    Also hate the name Lexi. Sounds like a character from an episode off baby time or nickelodeon

    A girl I know called her baby Harper-Willow. Hahahah


  • #6038
    BuboBubo
    Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    I heard a woman shouting "come back Tiler" in Dunnes today.

    Roofer and Bricklayer must have stayed at home with Dad :)


  • #6039
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,513 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    That'd be Tyler. Horrible scumbaggy name.

    Scrap the cap!



  • #6040
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    That'd be Tyler. Horrible scumbaggy name.

    What about Hunter? (cringe)


  • #6041
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Honorable mentions go to Parker and Cooper too. I know a woman with a son called Parker who she affectionately refers to as her ‘little Peepee’ on social media.


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  • #6042
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,283 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Deja Boo wrote: »
    What about Hunter? (cringe)

    Hunter is very American.

    To thine own self be true



  • #6043
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Honorable mentions go to Parker and Cooper too. I know a woman with a son called Parker who she affectionately refers to as her ‘little Peepee’ on social media.

    Well I threw up a little anyways.


  • #6044
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Just saw a baby Kyrystyl on Facebook (yes, spelled like that.) :rolleyes:


  • #6045
    amor3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭amor3


    I'm on a group on fb and most days there is someone asking for ideas on baby names! My god, this thread would have a field day reading the suggestions..


  • #6046
    Jeremiah Poor Whirlpool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Jeremiah Poor Whirlpool


    When i was younger and hung out with a mate, his mother had a babysitting job of this kid for about a year and he hung out with us ,his name was Jib.....and got the weirdest looks off everyone when someone came along to hang and when we introduced who he was


  • #6047
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Lincoln Prehistoric Shampoo wrote: »
    When i was younger and hung out with a mate, his mother had a babysitting job of this kid for about a year and he hung out with us ,his name was Jib.....and got the weirdest looks off everyone when someone came along to hang and when we introduced who he was

    They probably didn’t like the cut of him.


  • #6048
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Lincoln Prehistoric Shampoo wrote: »
    When i was younger and hung out with a mate, his mother had a babysitting job of this kid for about a year and he hung out with us ,his name was Jib.....and got the weirdest looks off everyone when someone came along to hang and when we introduced who he was
    That name conjures up an image of a 60 year old hill billy in dungarees with no front teeth.


  • #6049
    Marty Xavier
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭Marty Xavier


    Masturbating furiously into a bucket of sawdust.


  • #6050
    Martina1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,545 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    One of the Geordie Shore alumni has named her baby boy "Rox".

    Why? Because the urban dictionary definition of Rox means "ultra cool".


  • #6051
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    watching the new ep of gold rush . brennans girlfriend has a son called pistol . ffs that has to be the most american fecked up name posible


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