FFS!!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 10-10-2019 9:52pm #1

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/people-are-coming-to-kiss-the-cabinet-and-say-prayers-devotees-flock-to-kerry-antique-shop-to-see-door-resembling-the-virgin-mary-38582333.html

'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers' - devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

This has to be a joke. It’s a fcuking knot in a wooden door panel which vaguely resembles the outline of Mary. There are no facial or limb features. It’s a crock of shjt yet idiots are kissing and touching the door.

It’s not a patch on the Holy stone of clonrichert which was a Class 2 relic.

Arghus · 10-10-2019 9:54pm

That would be an ecumenical matter.

gifted · 10-10-2019 9:54pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/people-are-coming-to-kiss-the-cabinet-and-say-prayers-devotees-flock-to-kerry-antique-shop-to-see-door-resembling-the-virgin-mary-38582333.html

'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers' - devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

This has to be a joke. It’s a fcuking knot in a wooden door panel which vaguely resembles the outline of Mary. There are no facial or limb features. It’s a crock of shjt yet idiots are kissing and touching the door.

It’s not a patch on the Holy stone of clonrichert which was a Class 2 relic.

4 hail marys and 5 our fathers.....ya heaten

punisher5112 · 10-10-2019 9:55pm

There is something similar on me dogs arse.

PhilOssophy · 10-10-2019 9:56pm

Its good enough for me, where am I going?

punisher5112 · 10-10-2019 9:56pm

Mary on a bike....

Dear lord people will kiss anything wonder will they come kiss me dog as there is the image of holiness on its arse

Leg End Reject · 10-10-2019 9:58pm

Yer man has a big pervy head on him. Down with that sort of thing ...

touts · 10-10-2019 10:00pm

A particular cultural group have a strong devotion to the Virgin Mary and an equally strong interest in the contents of antique shops. This should get interesting.

punisher5112 · 10-10-2019 10:03pm

Remember years ago in the whest.... A slate in a cottage window had the outline of good auld Mary....

People flocked to it.

punisher5112 · 10-10-2019 10:04pm

touts wrote: »

A particular cultural group have a strong devotion to the Virgin Mary and an equally strong interest in the contents of antique shops. This should get interesting.

Scientologists?

The Satanist · 10-10-2019 10:04pm

*sees the light, changes username*

punisher5112 · 10-10-2019 10:05pm

The Satanist wrote: »

*sees the light, changes username*

Godist?

Your Face · 10-10-2019 10:07pm

Cute enough, he'll sell it for a nice price.

corner of hells · 10-10-2019 10:11pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/people-are-coming-to-kiss-the-cabinet-and-say-prayers-devotees-flock-to-kerry-antique-shop-to-see-door-resembling-the-virgin-mary-38582333.html

'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers' - devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

This has to be a joke. It’s a fcuking knot in a wooden door panel which vaguely resembles the outline of Mary. There are no facial or limb features. It’s a crock of shjt yet idiots are kissing and touching the door.

It’s not a patch on the Holy stone of clonrichert which was a Class 2 relic.

I think that could be a Protestant cabinet.

Jonybgud · 10-10-2019 10:26pm

I've just shaved my pubes like the virgin Mary...

Get to the kissin' and adorin; catholic girls......

kenmm · 10-10-2019 10:30pm

Arghus wrote: »

That would be an ecumenical matter.

No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes. Dunno why tbh, but there ye go.

corner of hells · 10-10-2019 10:33pm

kenmm wrote: »

No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes. Dunno why tbh, but there ye go.

Down with this sort of thing.

Ipso · 10-10-2019 10:39pm

It's virgin on the ridiculous.

Raconteuse · 10-10-2019 10:42pm

Jeez tis fair like her.

The Rape of Lucretia · 10-10-2019 10:44pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
I think people should be flocking to see you !
He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !

Raconteuse · 10-10-2019 10:45pm

kenmm wrote: »

No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes.

Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on things... but there's no face on that damn cabinet door!

Raconteuse · 10-10-2019 10:46pm

The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »

I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
I think people should be flocking to see you !
He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !

Huh? He doesn't look anything like the beans!

corner of hells · 10-10-2019 10:47pm

The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »

I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
I think people should be flocking to see you !
He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !

Sure we don't need the pictures , theres feckin' statues of her everywhere.

dan1895 · 10-10-2019 10:49pm

kenmm wrote: »

No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes. Dunno why tbh, but there ye go.

That's a perfectly cromulent grievance.

nkl12xtw5goz70 · 10-10-2019 10:51pm

The Virgin Mary appeared on a toasted cheese sandwich sometime in the '90s. It was sold at auction for $28,000 in 2004.

10-10-2019 10:56pm

Raconteuse wrote: »

Jeez tis fair like her.

No it’s not. It’s Our Lord.

Ipso · 10-10-2019 11:00pm

runawaybishop · 10-10-2019 11:01pm

punisher5112 wrote: »

There is something similar on me dogs arse.

Is this your dog?

tabby aspreme · 10-10-2019 11:10pm

The type of veneer on the door of that cabinet is mahogany crotch veneer, I didn't think Mary would be associated with that kind of stuff

gctest50 · 10-10-2019 11:15pm

There's an evil red-eyed demon (red arrow) with crab-claws( yellow arrow) at it's heart

Purple Mountain · 10-10-2019 11:17pm

I can't unsee the dog's arse.

Fart · 10-10-2019 11:18pm

Ah, yih w̶o̶o̶d̶ would, though.

Church on Tuesday · 10-10-2019 11:30pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/people-are-coming-to-kiss-the-cabinet-and-say-prayers-devotees-flock-to-kerry-antique-shop-to-see-door-resembling-the-virgin-mary-38582333.html

'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers' - devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

This has to be a joke. It’s a fcuking knot in a wooden door panel which vaguely resembles the outline of Mary. There are no facial or limb features. It’s a crock of shjt yet idiots are kissing and touching the door.

It’s not a patch on the Holy stone of clonrichert which was a Class 2 relic.

Who cares? they're not harming anybody, people believe what they believe.

igCorcaigh · 10-10-2019 11:38pm

SOLD!

To the independent.ie

Nice.

igCorcaigh · 10-10-2019 11:40pm

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Who cares? they're not harming anybody, people believe what they believe.

Uh... Until they control our schools, hospitals etc?

Where have you been?

Cee-Jay-Cee · 10-10-2019 11:40pm

The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »

I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
I think people should be flocking to see you !
He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !

Thank you my child but I don’t want to take away from the big lady herself, Mrs M.

And to answer your question, we know it vaguely resembles Mary because it’s the same shape as the statue stood beside it in the picture.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-10-2019 11:40pm

Looks bit like a vagina if you ask me.

corner of hells · 10-10-2019 11:42pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Looks bit like a vagina if you ask me.

Blessed Vagina .

Cee-Jay-Cee · 10-10-2019 11:43pm

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Who cares? they're not harming anybody, people believe what they believe.

They’re harming themselves, kissing doors that other equally lunar folk have been kissing. Who knows what sort of germs are now on that door!!

nkl12xtw5goz70 · 10-10-2019 11:44pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers'

I thought for a minute this had something to do with the budget.

igCorcaigh · 10-10-2019 11:45pm

I'd just like to know, who done the rubbing, and why, exactly.

What sins could you have committed, that makes you rub against furniture, and how much did you pay, exactly.

igCorcaigh · 10-10-2019 11:46pm

Aubree Fresh Ulcer wrote: »

I thought for a minute this had something to do with the budget.

It's all very confusing.

igCorcaigh · 10-10-2019 11:48pm

At the same time though, it's wrong to mock people's beliefs.

Be respectful.

nkl12xtw5goz70 · 10-10-2019 11:50pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Looks bit like a vagina if you ask me.

It does now that you say it.

I bet that stopped the pilgrims in their tracks.

igCorcaigh · 10-10-2019 11:54pm

Aubree Fresh Ulcer wrote: »

It does now that you say it.

I bet that stopped the pilgrims in their tracks.

I bet it didn't...

branie2 · 10-10-2019 11:56pm

I'm religious, but very sceptical of this

igCorcaigh · 11-10-2019 12:00am

branie2 wrote: »

I'm religious, but very sceptical of this

But... just maybe?

ToddyDoody · 11-10-2019 12:00am

Aubree Fresh Ulcer wrote: »

The Virgin Mary appeared on a toasted cheese sandwich sometime in the '90s. It was sold at auction for $28,000 in 2004.

Surely you're joking.

Still, its good to see life being brought back into the church.

Oh wait it is true. I wonder what she wanted.

Church on Tuesday · 11-10-2019 12:00am

igCorcaigh wrote: »

Uh... Until they control our schools, hospitals etc?

Where have you been?

Ah drop it, everyone knows about that craic.

If people have faith that's their business. Ridiculing people for something just because you don't happen to share their beliefs is juvenile at best.

igCorcaigh · 11-10-2019 12:07am

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Ah drop it, everyone knows about that craic.

If people have faith that's their business. Ridiculing people for something just because you don't happen to share their beliefs is juvenile at best.

Sure, there are plenty of threads about this already.

Didn't mean to derail.
With respect.

whisky_galore · 11-10-2019 12:08am

Travellers love this shyte and Tralee is full of em.

They cut down a tree in Rathkeale once, the pattern on the stump looked like Holy Mary.

They came in droves to venerate a tree stump for godsakes.

FFS!!

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