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    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,375 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    That would be an ecumenical matter.


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    gifted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,883 ✭✭✭gifted


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/people-are-coming-to-kiss-the-cabinet-and-say-prayers-devotees-flock-to-kerry-antique-shop-to-see-door-resembling-the-virgin-mary-38582333.html

    'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers' - devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

    This has to be a joke. It’s a fcuking knot in a wooden door panel which vaguely resembles the outline of Mary. There are no facial or limb features. It’s a crock of shjt yet idiots are kissing and touching the door.

    It’s not a patch on the Holy stone of clonrichert which was a Class 2 relic.


    4 hail marys and 5 our fathers.....ya heaten


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    There is something similar on me dogs arse.


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    #5
    PhilOssophy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭PhilOssophy


    Its good enough for me, where am I going?


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Mary on a bike....

    Dear lord people will kiss anything wonder will they come kiss me dog as there is the image of holiness on its arse


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    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,623 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Yer man has a big pervy head on him. Down with that sort of thing ...
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    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,451 ✭✭✭touts


    A particular cultural group have a strong devotion to the Virgin Mary and an equally strong interest in the contents of antique shops. This should get interesting.


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Remember years ago in the whest.... A slate in a cottage window had the outline of good auld Mary....

    People flocked to it.


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    touts wrote: »
    A particular cultural group have a strong devotion to the Virgin Mary and an equally strong interest in the contents of antique shops. This should get interesting.

    Scientologists?


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    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    *sees the light, changes username*


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    The Satanist wrote: »
    *sees the light, changes username*

    Godist?


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Cute enough, he'll sell it for a nice price.


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/people-are-coming-to-kiss-the-cabinet-and-say-prayers-devotees-flock-to-kerry-antique-shop-to-see-door-resembling-the-virgin-mary-38582333.html

    'People are coming to kiss the cabinet and say prayers' - devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

    This has to be a joke. It’s a fcuking knot in a wooden door panel which vaguely resembles the outline of Mary. There are no facial or limb features. It’s a crock of shjt yet idiots are kissing and touching the door.

    It’s not a patch on the Holy stone of clonrichert which was a Class 2 relic.

    I think that could be a Protestant cabinet.


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    Jonybgud
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    I've just shaved my pubes like the virgin Mary...

    Get to the kissin' and adorin; catholic girls......


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    kenmm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭kenmm


    Arghus wrote: »
    That would be an ecumenical matter.

    No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes. Dunno why tbh, but there ye go.


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    kenmm wrote: »
    No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes. Dunno why tbh, but there ye go.

    Down with this sort of thing.


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    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    It's virgin on the ridiculous.


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    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Jeez tis fair like her.


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    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    devotees flock to Kerry antique shop to see door resembling the Virgin Mary’

    I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
    I think people should be flocking to see you !
    He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !


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    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    kenmm wrote: »
    No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes.
    Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on things... but there's no face on that damn cabinet door!


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    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »
    I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
    I think people should be flocking to see you !
    He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !
    Huh? He doesn't look anything like the beans!


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »
    I'm wondering how you know that it, even vaguely, resembles someone who lived 2000 years ago, and of whom there are no extanct pictures ?
    I think people should be flocking to see you !
    He has returned ! Jay-Cee has returned !

    Sure we don't need the pictures , theres feckin' statues of her everywhere.


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    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    kenmm wrote: »
    No offense to you, but in general - Ted quotes are beginning to fu(k me off more than simpsons quotes. Dunno why tbh, but there ye go.

    That's a perfectly cromulent grievance.


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    nkl12xtw5goz70
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭nkl12xtw5goz70


    The Virgin Mary appeared on a toasted cheese sandwich sometime in the '90s. It was sold at auction for $28,000 in 2004.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Jeez tis fair like her.

    No it’s not. It’s Our Lord.


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    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


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    runawaybishop
    Registered Users Posts: 9,504 ✭✭✭runawaybishop


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    There is something similar on me dogs arse.
    Is this your dog?
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    tabby aspreme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,868 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    The type of veneer on the door of that cabinet is mahogany crotch veneer, I didn't think Mary would be associated with that kind of stuff


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    gctest50
    Registered Users Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭gctest50


    There's an evil red-eyed demon (red arrow) with crab-claws( yellow arrow) at it's heart




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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,088 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I can't unsee the dog's arse.

    To thine own self be true



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