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27-09-2019, 15:52   #1
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Worst day ever

My best friend is getting married tomorrow. I’m driving down to the location in the west of Ireland. Hit a curb about 20 minutes and am sitting on a hard shoulder with a wonky tyre that is undriveable waiting for my insurance to send a local mechanic.

Rehearsal dinner is in 70 minutes. I’m hot, sweaty, traffic is cat and about 50 mins away even if the car was driveable.

Hey AH. Please entertain me...
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27-09-2019, 15:53   #3
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You're some muppet
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My best friend is getting married tomorrow. I’m driving down to the location in the west of Ireland. Hit a curb about 20 minutes and am sitting on a hard shoulder with a wonky tyre that is undriveable waiting for my insurance to send a local mechanic.

Rehearsal dinner is in 70 minutes. I’m hot, sweaty, traffic is cat and about 50 mins away even if the car was driveable.

Hey AH. Please entertain me...
Be grateful you are OK, nobody got hurt and you now have the perfect excuse to miss said rehearsal dinner.

PS.... Can you not change the tyre yourself or is the wheel banjacked?

If this is your worst day ever then consider yourself lucky.

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My best friend is getting married tomorrow. I’m driving down to the location in the west of Ireland. Hit a curb about 20 minutes and am sitting on a hard shoulder with a wonky tyre that is undriveable waiting for my insurance to send a local mechanic.

Rehearsal dinner is in 70 minutes. I’m hot, sweaty, traffic is cat and about 50 mins away even if the car was driveable.

Hey AH. Please entertain me...
A/S/L ?
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Have you looked in the boot for a spare ?
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My best friend is getting married tomorrow. I’m driving down to the location in the west of Ireland. Hit a curb about 20 minutes and am sitting on a hard shoulder with a wonky tyre that is undriveable waiting for my insurance to send a local mechanic.

Rehearsal dinner is in 70 minutes. I’m hot, sweaty, traffic is cat and about 50 mins away even if the car was driveable.

Hey AH. Please entertain me...
Quick start a campaign for ALL kerbs to wear day-glo and helmets. Do they even pay road tax joe?!!!! joe? JOE!!!
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Have you looked in the boot for a spare ?
A mechanic has been summoned

Can’t be getting dirty hands can we
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My best friend is getting married tomorrow. I’m driving down to the location in the west of Ireland. Hit a curb about 20 minutes and am sitting on a hard shoulder with a wonky tyre that is undriveable waiting for my insurance to send a local mechanic.

Rehearsal dinner is in 70 minutes. I’m hot, sweaty, traffic is cat and about 50 mins away even if the car was driveable.

Hey AH. Please entertain me...
Do you have a spare tyre?

If so, you could probably do with losing some weight. Go for a walk until the mechanic arrives.
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My best friend is getting married tomorrow. I’m driving down to the location in the west of Ireland. Hit a curb about 20 minutes and am sitting on a hard shoulder with a wonky tyre that is undriveable waiting for my insurance to send a local mechanic.

Rehearsal dinner is in 70 minutes. I’m hot, sweaty, traffic is cat and about 50 mins away even if the car was driveable.

Hey AH. Please entertain me...
And I'll scweam and scweam till I make myself shick.
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Any pics?
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Complain that there is no post office beside where you crashed. That’s what they all do down there.
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I think rehearsal dinners are stupid anyways......no need.
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