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Two nineteen Local Election hotties

Muahahaha · 2019-04-26 16:35:36

Its that time again where every five years AH gets to decide who they will be voting for on a purely superficial basis. Rebecca Moynihan, Labour, running for Dublin City Council Ciara McPhilips,Fine Gael, running for Monaghan Co.Council Grace Tallon, Labour, running for Dun Laoighire Rathdown Claire Byrne, Green, running…

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#122 27-04-2019 06:40PM

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Supernintento Chalmers wrote: »

/thread

Form an orderly queue ladies, this man has more qualifications that he has children, and that's saying something.
Former special-forces close-protection officer, I know how you girls love a man of action.
Earns an attractive salary of between €50k-€60k per annum, depending on how generous the Social Welfare system is feeling.
Oh, and he's also possibly the most fertile man in Ireland.

/thread

Isn’t this a guy who has been on social welfare his entire life and lives in a complete fantasy world?

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#123 27-04-2019 06:41PM

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Guy:Incognito wrote:

At least the others are unlikely to have you shot.

Ah yes lines trotted out like this never get old.

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#124 27-04-2019 06:44PM

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Politics, show business for ugly people

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#125 27-04-2019 06:44PM

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Plumbthedepths wrote: »

Ah yes lines trotted out like this never get old.

Much like people who get shot.

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#126 27-04-2019 06:46PM

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Guy:Incognito wrote:

Much like people who get shot.

Change the record dude, if you have evidence of a candidate having anyone shot toddle along to your local Garda station.

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#127 27-04-2019 06:48PM

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AndrewJRenko wrote: »

You missed the bould Christy. I reckon he had just whacked one out as they took the photo.

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#128 27-04-2019 06:56PM

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AndrewJRenko wrote: »

You missed the bould Christy. I reckon he had just whacked one out as they took the photo.

Grandads first time on Skype

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#129 27-04-2019 07:01PM

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Dale Doback wrote:

I banged Grace.

True or a wind-up?

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#130 27-04-2019 07:26PM

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Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Isn’t this a guy who has been on social welfare his entire life and lives in a complete fantasy world?

You must be mistaken.He doesn't live in a complete fantasy world. Everyone else just lives in a completely underwhelming world.

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#131 27-04-2019 07:48PM

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The bodyguard politician guy from Louth

I remember a poster named Biggins telling us Walter Mitty fantastical stories but they were always top secret

Wanted to be a politician in Louth too

That him ?

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#132 27-04-2019 08:00PM

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Guy:Incognito wrote: »

two nineteen? Youre 1800 years late for that election.

Maybe OP is dyscalculectic..

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#133 27-04-2019 08:09PM

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biko wrote: »

Maybe OP is dyscalculectic..

Or he could be Michael Noonan.

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#134 27-04-2019 08:10PM

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ligerdub wrote: »

True or a wind-up?

Wind up.....obviously.

She's in bits.

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#135 27-04-2019 08:10PM

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Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Isn’t this a guy who has been on social welfare his entire life and lives in a complete fantasy world?

Arent we around long enough to know he is an infamous boardsie from a decade ago!

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#136 27-04-2019 08:54PM

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Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Another young potential councillor, this one's in Laois who caused quite a stir recently.

Vivienne Phelan, Stradbally

I'd say her rant against student nurses will do her no favours come the election though.

https://www.leinsterexpress.ie/news/news/375511/laois-local-election-candidate-hits-out-at-student-nurses-stirring-angry-retaliation.html

Resistance is futile!

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#137 27-04-2019 09:32PM

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mikemac2 wrote: »

The bodyguard politician guy from Louth

I remember a poster named Biggins telling us Walter Mitty fantastical stories but they were always top secret

Wanted to be a politician in Louth too

That him ?

Wondering the same myself, are they one and the same anyone know?

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#138 27-04-2019 09:37PM

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Muahahaha wrote: »

Wondering the same myself, are they one and the same anyone know?

Yes.

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#139 27-04-2019 10:20PM

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that's gas,guaranteed he has a new username now

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#140 27-04-2019 10:43PM

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Nixonbot wrote: »

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Omg..I can't stop laughing at this..made my week, husband is giving me funny looks from all the laughing

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#141 27-04-2019 10:51PM

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Widdensushi wrote: »

that's gas,guaranteed he has a new username now

No, he moans about boards.ie constantly on Facebook instead. He's banned so if he created a new user it'd be banned immediately (extremely easy to notice his posts). Fun thread in Politics Cafe on his political "work"

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#142 27-04-2019 11:04PM

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AndrewJRenko wrote: »

You missed the bould Christy. I reckon he had just whacked one out as they took the photo.

Puts me in mind of Leslie Grantham's webcam scandal.

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#143 28-04-2019 12:06AM

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lbc2019 wrote: »

Hope these are running again!

Cillian Doyle should change his name to The News, they would get more votes

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#144 28-04-2019 12:10AM

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Spook_ie wrote: »

Heights fine but heads not flat enough to balance the bottle/glass.

At that height head is perfect

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#145 28-04-2019 12:12AM

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Since when is it TWO NINETEEN i.e. 219?

Did the clocks go back 1800 years?

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#146 28-04-2019 12:12AM

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Shemale wrote: »

Cillian Doyle should change his name to The News, they would get more votes

Deserves more than one "thanks" for that.

Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.

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#147 28-04-2019 12:14AM

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Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

Puts me in mind of Leslie Grantham's webcam scandal.

Dirty Den....

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#148 28-04-2019 12:17AM

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Emer Currie looks tasty and not photoshopped into 219

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#149 28-04-2019 12:50AM

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I remember in the 2009 election there was this furore about a young one running for FG who we as very professional looking on posters but had some outrageous pictures on Facebook, out partying and the like.

Anyone remember her ?

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#150 28-04-2019 01:00AM

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Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

Deserves more than one "thanks" for that.

Ah sure, the same gag got 35 thanks upthread when it was posted originally.

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#151 28-04-2019 01:23AM

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Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Another young potential councillor, this one's in Laois who caused quite a stir recently.

Vivienne Phelan, Stradbally

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, ...you're under

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