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02-05-2021, 13:36   #46
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Pro: You’ll get to correct everyone when they call it a dunkey instead of a donkey ... thus leading to vast airs of superiority
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02-05-2021, 13:43   #47
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Cheap transportation



Donkey ****t everywhere...
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02-05-2021, 14:17   #48
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Can you help me out with a Pros and Cons list for buying a donkey. What I have o far:

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I'll need to buy a bigger bed
this springs to mind
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02-05-2021, 14:22   #49
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Donkeys are social creatures . They bray a lot if they are alone
Ah, that is how Bray got its name...
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Donkey ****t everywhere...
donkeys generally ***t in a couple of places and not everywhere. they are fairly clean animals
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there is no NCT for donkeys, well not that i know of
Technically it's the NDT.
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If you were to have sex with the donkey the offspring would be a mule.
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donkeys generally ***t in a couple of places and not everywhere. they are fairly clean animals
Same with pigs and they have an even worse press re cleanliness.
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Can you help me out with a Pros and Cons list for buying a donkey. What I have o far:

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I'll have a donkey
The Tax Credits

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I'll need to buy a bigger bed
Honestly, you'd be better off with a girlfriend.
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Can you get them on eBray ?
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The dental bills are outrageous

And when they decide to go for the gold tooth option

It’s mortgage time
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02-05-2021, 19:04   #58
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The dental bills are outrageous

And when they decide to go for the gold tooth option

It’s mortgage time
We are a platinum grillz family



Imagine Mr. Donkey rocking them bad boys
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Wait until they decide to get married to a dragon.
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If you do get a donkey they need a dry shed to get in and out of as they need, they feel the cold a lot more than horses so a rug from November to may as they have very dry skin that's not great at throwing off the water, they need company like us all so get 2 if possible, and remember they can live up to 30 years so be prepared to be in it for the long haul
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