The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Gwen Cooper · 28-11-2019 1:37pm

the_pen_turner wrote: »

watching the new ep of gold rush . brennans girlfriend has a son called pistol . ffs that has to be the most american fecked up name posible

Gerard Way's daughter is called Bandit. I hope her and Pistol find each other in a few years and get married.

thesandeman · 01-12-2019 2:55pm

The RTE reporter Dimitri O'Donnell.
Nothing wrong with Dimitri but it just doesn't sound right as a full name.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 01-12-2019 4:36pm

Marty Xavier wrote: »

Masturbating furiously into a bucket of sawdust.

Would depend on the surname.

Purple Mountain · 01-12-2019 4:53pm

Martina1991 wrote: »

One of the Geordie Shore alumni has named her baby boy "Rox".

Why? Because the urban dictionary definition of Rox means "ultra cool".

Maybe he rox?

zeebre12 · 01-12-2019 4:56pm

I heard of some celebrity that has a young daughter called Pebbles. Pebbles is grand up until around 5 but when you are 35 and your name is Pebbles there is something wrong.

Lady Haywire · 01-12-2019 6:14pm

zeebre12 wrote: »

I heard of some celebrity that has a young daughter called Pebbles. Pebbles is grand up until around 5 but when you are 35 and your name is Pebbles there is something wrong.

Susan Boyle had a cat named Pebbles.

Shady Grady · 01-12-2019 6:16pm

Met a young fella named Kilron,sounds like a weedkiller.

cj maxx · 01-12-2019 6:24pm

BuboBubo wrote: »

I heard a woman shouting "come back Tiler" in Dunnes today.

Roofer and Bricklayer must have stayed at home with Dad

There's a tyler and a finn in my son , lynx's, class
Normal enough

Paddy Cow · 02-12-2019 10:51pm

zeebre12 wrote: »

I heard of some celebrity that has a young daughter called Pebbles. Pebbles is grand up until around 5 but when you are 35 and your name is Pebbles there is something wrong.

Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

horsebox1977 · 03-12-2019 12:58pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

Bunny Wailer

Sky King · 03-12-2019 2:18pm

Bunny boiler is what sprang to my mind

Also bunny is not bunny wailers real name.

Hotblack Desiato · 03-12-2019 2:41pm

And neither is Wailer!

El Weirdo · 03-12-2019 2:50pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

George White · 05-12-2019 5:10pm

Shady Grady wrote: »

Met a young fella named Kilron,sounds like a weedkiller.

Or a guest character in Blake's 7.

Foweva Awone · 06-12-2019 7:01pm

Just saw a baby Analia on Facebook ... I guess it's probably supposed to be pronounced something like Anna-Leah, however in my head it's more like "Anal ... Yeah!"

anewme · 06-12-2019 7:54pm

The worst name I've heard recently is not a child. It's the barmaid one who had the fling with the dirty Baker who'd stick a bun in your oven as quick as he d look at you - Paul Hollywood.

Summer Monteys-Fullam

SusieBlue · 08-12-2019 11:21am

Tee-Jay.

I had spent the last few weeks wondering what names TJ stood for (acquaintences new baby) but having just seen it written down & the choice of spelling for the first time, I assume it’s not short for anything. I despair.

Ipso · 08-12-2019 5:22pm

Could have been related to Alice Deejay.

Archeron · 08-12-2019 6:20pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just saw a baby Kyrystyl on Facebook (yes, spelled like that.) :rolleyes:

I have heard Klingon names will be big next year

Bobblehats · 08-12-2019 7:05pm

Archeron wrote: »

I have heard Klingon names will be big next year

Maybe in kyrgyzstan

riclad · 08-12-2019 10:55pm

Someone who names their child tee jay is either a golf fan,
an irish american or else very stupid.
When a child goe,s to school its gonna be tough,
everyone will ask how do i spell that, tea, t or tee .
The only famous person i know called t is tea leoni the actress .

08-12-2019 10:58pm

riclad wrote: »

Someone who names their child tee jay is either a golf fan,
an irish american or else very stupid.
When a child goe,s to school its gonna be tough,
everyone will ask how do i spell that, tea, t or tee .
The only famous person i know called t is tea leoni the actress .

It's T. J.
And it's very common
Like Thomas junior?
Nothing wrong with it at all.

Balmed Out · 08-12-2019 11:13pm

bubblypop wrote: »

It's T. J.
And it's very common
Like Thomas junior?
Nothing wrong with it at all.

I could be wrong but isnt the J normally Joseph? Ive known a PJ and AJ and theres DJ Carey whom I'm 99% are all Josephs.

08-12-2019 11:15pm

Balmed Out wrote: »

I could be wrong but isnt the J normally Joseph? Ive known a PJ and AJ and theres DJ Carey whom I'm 99% are all Josephs.

Yep, that too.
I know a few juniors, but yea probably more Josephs now you say it.
Either way, very common, & hardly a terribly name!

skooterblue2 · 09-12-2019 12:53am

Hibernosaur wrote: »

Gretchen. Awful name for a girl, great name for a goblin like creature.

I know a bloke named Sharon and another named Maria. In fairness they are Israeli so they probably think we're strange for calling women Sharon and Maria. After all the Hebrews invented the names first.

Bernice was one of the worst one I have heard of.

skooterblue2 · 09-12-2019 12:58am

In laws have named their little chav, "Braxton". Mummy is up the duff at 17 and Dad is an up and coming "Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman".

Purple Mountain · 09-12-2019 1:51am

bubblypop wrote: »

Yep, that too.
I know a few juniors, but yea probably more Josephs now you say it.
Either way, very common, & hardly a terribly name!

But I think the point the poster is making is that it was spelt Tee Jay!

gozunda · 09-12-2019 2:04am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Katie Price's daughter is called Bunny. Imagine applying for jobs with that as your first name.

Back at the start of internet age - brother at a company training day was challenged to find sites where users employed easily guessed username and passwords

On a well known adult entertainment site - username bunny - had the password bunny ...

The mind boggles ...

thesandeman · 09-12-2019 6:56am

Balmed Out wrote: »

I could be wrong but isnt the J normally Joseph? Ive known a PJ and AJ and theres DJ Carey whom I'm 99% are all Josephs.

It would be worse if he was Brian Joseph.

Sparkey84 · 09-12-2019 7:32am

while working in the healthcare sector i met a young girl called malena.
Her parents were concerned to see a lot of people react oddly to hearing her name. im sure they googled it...
it refers in medical terms to a discription of a poo and blood mixed output while passing a bowell motion

avalidusername · 09-12-2019 7:41am

Sparkey84 wrote: »

while working in the healthcare sector i met a young girl called malena.
Her parents were concerned to see a lot of people react oddly to hearing her name. im sure they googled it...
it refers in medical terms to a discription of a poo and blood mixed output while passing a bowell motion

So I don't tell the doctor I just took a Kardashian?

SusieBlue · 09-12-2019 11:44am

Purple Mountain wrote: »

But I think the point the poster is making is that it was spelt Tee Jay!

Yep. I can confirm that the the letters don't stand for any names, and the name is just the letters T and J spelt phonectially. Tee-Jay.

Accepting Cookies · 09-12-2019 1:31pm

I know someone who named their son Shooter. Did I win?

ButtersSuki · 09-12-2019 1:39pm

A couple of weeks back but I heard a young lady screaming "Armani, come back here now dja hear me" at her runaway child in the Jervis Centre.

robarmstrong · 09-12-2019 1:42pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A couple of weeks back but I heard a young lady screaming "Armani, come back here now dja hear me" at her runaway child in the Jervis Centre.

Scrotes have a habit of naming their kids after things they can't afford.

ButtersSuki · 09-12-2019 1:43pm

Accepting Cookies wrote: »

I know someone who named their son Shooter. Did I win?

I'd admire it if the familial surname is McGavin.

Deebles McBeebles · 09-12-2019 1:45pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'd admire it if the familial surname is McGavin.

skooterblue2 · 09-12-2019 1:49pm

Imagine in a couple of years HR offices will be sorting the names in piles in pile one we will have:

Daniel, Mary , john , Joseph, Monica, Anne,

In pile two we will have:
Siobhan, Saoirse, Ossin, Fionn, Fergal and Caoimhe

In pile three:
Blessed, promise, mercedes, Opal, Diamond, Tyler, Mason and lets not forget little Bisto, I mean Braxton.

Guess which pile is going in the shredder and which pile is getting called for interview?

Deebles McBeebles · 09-12-2019 3:09pm

I'm highly offended by that post, skooterblue2 and have reported it directly to the admin staff.

Regards,
Jaxxon Diamond O'Leary.

limnam · 09-12-2019 3:10pm

o1s1n wrote: »

Gaylord

name of my local indian :pac:

corner of hells · 09-12-2019 3:19pm

skooterblue2 wrote: »

Imagine in a couple of years HR offices will be sorting the names in piles in pile one we will have:

Daniel, Mary , john , Joseph, Monica, Anne,

In pile two we will have:
Siobhan, Saoirse, Ossin, Fionn, Fergal and Caoimhe

In pile three:
Blessed, promise, mercedes, Opal, Diamond, Tyler, Mason and lets not forget little Bisto, I mean Braxton.

Guess which pile is going in the shredder and which pile is getting called for interview?

Can you see anyone from that third pile ever looking for employment?

Unless as you say yourself, Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman?

skooterblue2 · 09-12-2019 3:54pm

corner of hells wrote: »

Can you see anyone from that third pile ever looking for employment?

Unless as you say yourself, Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman?

I will have you know that little Bistos Father is very busy right now. Its coming up to the busy season, what not with parties, Sales and he is expanding the business. He is also in debt recovery and at the rate he is going he will be in running a sort of Pop up stream lined dating agency.

Accepting Cookies · 09-12-2019 4:58pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'd admire it if the familial surname is McGavin.

ha ha! If only

Funny enough, it does begin with a Mc, but the rest is of no significance

Paddy Cow · 09-12-2019 5:56pm

corner of hells wrote: »

Can you see anyone from that third pile ever looking for employment?

Unless as you say yourself, Independent Pharmaceutical Salesman?

They're not going to need to look for regular employment like regular plebs like John and Mary. They're all going to be Youtube stars or influencers or models.

Foweva Awone · 23-12-2019 1:51pm

Hard to tell if this is for real or a piss-take!!! The name itself (Squire Sebastian Senator) is bad enough, but read the rest of the post ...

https://awkward.com/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-friends-mock-her-sons-name/

tony 2 tone · 03-01-2020 8:18pm

Denver, for a boy. Marley for a girl.

aaakev · 03-01-2020 8:26pm

Helen, who names a kid Helen???!!!

Paddy Cow · 06-01-2020 7:39pm

Cameron Diaz named her daughter Raddix. I keep reading it as Radox

lavinia hathaway · 06-01-2020 7:47pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Cameron Diaz named her daughter Raddix. I keep reading it as Radox

I thought I was the only one, even worse is that I keep reading it as Radish

Paddy Cow · 06-01-2020 7:56pm

lavinia hathaway wrote: »

I thought I was the only one, even worse is that I keep reading it as Radish

Nicole Kidman's daughter is Sunday Rose. I'll give you one guess how I read it :pac:

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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