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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #302
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I used to do it to the lines converging in the swirls of the carpet and the deep, evocative sweeps of the plush velveteen wallpaper.


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    #303
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,115 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Violet Berlin from Gamepad on Bravo.


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    #304
    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,223 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Eh porn mags on the top shelf in a shop in Newry, I'll never forget the first time I was caught eh fapping,anyway yir man with his big Nordie accent shouted at me to Get The Fcuk out of his shop :o


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    #305
    RobYourBuilder
    Registered Users Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭RobYourBuilder


    The Argos swimwear section.


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    #306
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I don't recall a time when the internet didn't have porn.... My "sexual awakening" must have perfectly coincided with my discovery of mucky stuff on the 'puter!


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    #307
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    I am thankful there was no internet in the 80s or wouldn't have left my bedroom for about six years, rather than the three years or so that Page 3 and the likes was good for.


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    #308
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    The Janet Jackson album cover, with yer man holding her tats.


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    #309
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    When I was young there was a certain part of the local swimming pool where when you were swimming there, you could see through to the ladies changing area. Everyone I knew knew of it's existence and we'd all try and get a gawk. It was the early 80s though and so I used to just go home with my mind full of hairy triangles. Did the job though.


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    #310
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    When I was about 12 I had a look inside a hay shed belonging to the local Franciscan friars and in one corner I discovered pieces of a porno mag, most not much bigger than the size of a credit card (looking back at it now this is possibly because it had been used as bedding by rats :( ). I collected up as much of the useful remains that I could find and hid them in the hollowed out back of one of my childhood teddy bears.

    I can't wait till I get to give that particular "Back in my day..." lesson to the grandkids.


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    #311
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Readers Wives



    *minisick*


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    #312
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    I don't recall a time when the internet didn't have porn.... My "sexual awakening" must have perfectly coincided with my discovery of mucky stuff on the 'puter!

    Well I remember a time before the internet. Growing up in a rural area in the wesht of Galway the closest you could get to porn was the Kays catologue. Bleak times.


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    #313
    jeff bingham
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭jeff bingham


    I remember i used to be forever **** while watching Charmed, the tv show with the 3 hot sisters. Cant turn it on these days without getting a horn. Old habits etc


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    #314
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    syklops wrote: »
    Well I remember a time before the internet. Growing up in a rural area in the wesht of Galway the closest you could get to porn was the Kays catologue. Bleak times.

    I just cant remember a time where i fancied a goo at some pornography and it wasn't readily available in some way shape or form. And I'm 25 mind, not exactly a young one!


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    #315
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,549 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    a music video from the 80's, sabrina boy boys. :)

    http://youtu.be/Ug8WeZyTxXg


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    #316
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭sasta le


    The word

    Katie Hill blue Peter remember ger


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    #317
    smurgen
    Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    The slutty sister in keeping up appearances.jesus I can't believe I just admitted that!


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    #318
    Sprog 4
    Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    As a young lad in the 90s this was the best ever, but watching it now I feel like the aul fella in the gas station near the start :mad:



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    #319
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Was it just me - or did other people find porn magazines in odd places growing up? I remember a few times when a group of us would be walking somewhere in the country and just find a plastic bag with a few porn magazines in them.

    I always wondered who would buy such things and leave them places.


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    #320
    skittles8710
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    Dear Deirdre picture story


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    #321
    [Deleted User]
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    UCDVet wrote: »
    Was it just me - or did other people find porn magazines in odd places growing up? I remember a few times when a group of us would be walking somewhere in the country and just find a plastic bag with a few porn magazines in them.

    I always wondered who would buy such things and leave them places.

    Had the same experiences with finding magazines.

    Always ended with no one wanting to risk taking the mag home so we'd put it on someone's doorstep, ring the bell, and run away.


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    #322
    Seaba
    Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭Seaba


    Back in the early 90s Rich Tea biscuits had a voucher on each pack and if you collected 6 or something you could order a set of Mills and Boon novels. I didn't realise what was in them until I got the first set!
    Thing was I used to go mad when Dad came home from town with the Rich Tea biscuits as they were, still are, so dry and tasteless. After that I encouraged him, he never knew why. Mam was just delighted I was ordering and reading books!

    Also Nicolette Sheridan (Paige) from Knots Landing - babe!


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    #323
    Calibos
    Registered Users Posts: 7,805 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    I just cant remember a time where i fancied a goo at some pornography and it wasn't readily available in some way shape or form. And I'm 25 mind, not exactly a young one!

    you're So a young one FFS!!

    Average age of first ****? You were 12 maybe??

    Thats 13 years ago.

    I joined boards 13 years ago!!

    Of course online porn was available all your **** life :D


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    #324
    pollyannawins
    Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭pollyannawins


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    The Cumulonimbus ? Yeah I get that but I prefer the Cumulus myself, good bit lower, nice and dangly.

    Just the thought of those clouds building up with precipation makes me wet.

    want to arrange an outing?


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    #325
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Family album first. The budget travel catalogue used to have some fine bits of fluff in thong bikinis too.


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    #326
    crybaby
    Registered Users Posts: 852 ✭✭✭crybaby


    a picture of Jordan cut out of the newspaper and hidden under my mattress

    I remember finding a stash of my Dad's old playboys, hairy muffs everywhere


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    #327
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Family album as well - the 1993 summer catalogue :o


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    #328
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    I remember reading this book that my mum had, which had a bit of everything, exercise positions and yoga and make up advice. There was a section that had naked women in it, of all shapes and sizes (I remember this giant black woman that I liked looking at), I can't remember what that section was about now, but I remember using that as fapping (can I say fapping as a girl?) material when I was about 11 :o


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    #329
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ^^ When you said you were a girl...

    http://media.giphy.com/media/Hz6WKZkKkLOE0/giphy.gif


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    #330
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Miss Torso in Rear Window


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    #331
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    I'd close my eyes while the Foster and Allen show was on and yank myself off imagining the Irish dancing teacher in school while dancing to the sheer classics.


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