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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #272
    KenSwee
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭KenSwee


    fryup wrote: »
    the slutty one from Bucks Fizz ;)

    Jay Aston was her name i think

    Yes it was indeed. Marvellous.
    smash wrote: »
    Before the internet I had a stash of hardcore mags and VHS that I'd buy on holidays in Spain every year. Then I'd come home and spend hours copying the VHS tapes and sell them in school for a tenner each. Made a fortune!

    Holy crap, myself and my mate did exactly the same thing. Got the idea on a visit to Litton Lane studios and they had racks of VHS records, for multiple copies so we bought 4 VHS machines, one sat receiver, a dish and subscription to the Adult Channel and recorded about 200 vids which we sold for a massive profit.

    I also remember this pile of crap on Sky but the girls were amazing. I hated the son in it because he got such great looking girls and he was dog ugly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDkvfPCHX6M


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    #273
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,173 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Shoulda just read the thing, Jilly Cooper is trashy porn. Kinda like the 80's version of this shades of gray crap all the sheep are reading now...


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    #274
    Musiconomist
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Musiconomist


    7 of 9


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    #275
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Aerobics Oz style. But only when they wore their tight knee length leggings.


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    #276
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,933 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    dclane wrote: »
    Used to also fap to Steffi Graf
    Was that when Gabriella Sabatini had already been knocked out?


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    #277
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Baywatch


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    #278
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    I was a horny little bollix... well, not was, tbf... Started destroying myself at around the age of 11 or so. To the following:

    -Eurotrash
    -Sexcetera
    -The free-views on the porno channels in the Sky 900+ channels
    -Page 3 (obligatory, methinks)
    -pretty much any mainsteam film where there was a hint of anything sexual.
    -free areas on internet porno sites (even the ones where all the naughty bits are blurred/blacked-out)

    to my utter amazement, I've never been caught dancing with myself by anyone (tho there have been some close calls sometimes).


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    #279
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    The kays catalogue:o


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    #280
    coonecb1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭coonecb1


    Used to just visualise our busty female German teacher in school. Sure, she may have been middle aged, but damnit when you're in an all-boys school you have to work with the thought of the best looking teacher

    Also Peg Bundy in Married with Children, the original MILF before the term MILF even existed.

    Cosmopolitan magazine was a pure treasure trove in those days, still is if you ask me.....my first fap was over an Eve Herzegovina Wonderbra ad....

    Ah the memories....


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    #281
    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    dclane wrote: »
    Spent two weeks in my cousins' house in Mayo in the early 90's. Absolutley no access to porn or my stash which I left at home. The only thing I could find was the Jilly Cooper "The Riders" book in my aunts room left beside her bed.

    Fapped away looking at that cover for two weeks lying in the upstairs bathroom floor till I got back to my stash.

    Attachment not found.

    You do know that that was actually a man in those riding trousers?
    They revealed that many years later.
    Sorry!


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    #282
    anthonyos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭anthonyos


    flash the gash :)


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    #283
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    dclane wrote: »
    Used to also fap to Steffi Graf

    Tennis **** will never go out of fashion ..


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    #284
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    salonfire wrote: »
    I once knocked one out to Rita, Bob and Sue Too

    My first porno :cool:
    Yep. Same as meself.


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    #285
    BOHtox
    Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    later12 wrote: »
    I have a heap of sisters so there was always lots of **** material around the house from the likes of Vogue and Sugar and and other magazines.

    Of course, Shannon Reed (Isla Fisher) from home and Away was always worth a go too. The big sexy lesbian.

    Thankfully, the internet soon came along and I was able to download images (sometimes GIFs) onto disks named "Homework" which had curiously little to do with school at all.


    Careful now!


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    #286
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Still can't.. resist... the compulsion to leave gaping holes in newspapers where Naomi Campbell once resided.


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    #287
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Demi Moore. Striptease. Nuff said.


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    #288
    2ndcoming
    Registered Users Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭2ndcoming


    Miss July 1996 robbed from the Wurth calendar in my oul lad's garage.

    I waited til August to avoid any embarassing questions :)


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    #289
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I had the Creme de la Creme of porn back in the 80s... My dads collection of practical photography, loads of boobs and full frontal shots.


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    #290
    Jack Max
    Site Banned Posts: 13 ✭Jack Max


    The cartoon illustration of a vageen in my inter cert science book. Tee hee!


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    #291
    LaVail
    Registered Users Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    Treasa Lowe


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    #292
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,525 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Jack Max wrote: »
    The cartoon illustration of a vageen in my inter cert science book. Tee hee!

    I'd love to know what you were searching for to end up in this thread


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    #293
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    The pictures of women on the old tennents lager cans


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    #294
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Zombie thread. The pages are stuck together.


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    #295
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,641 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    The underwear section of Kay's catalogue.

    H&E magazines.


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    #296
    Yurt2
    Registered Users Posts: 9,381 ✭✭✭Yurt2


    Velcro Girl on 2phat, hot diggidy she was fine.


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    #297
    djflawless
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    That tatu song, all the things in my head.
    And the red haired 1 from who framed Roget rabbit..
    Helped me thru puberty...


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    #298
    pollyannawins
    Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭pollyannawins


    a tree roughly in the shape of a woman, a seat recently vacated by a lady, a scratch and smell insert from a magazine, a pair of oven mitts, a audio recording of a woman narrating a 19th century novel, erotically charged cloud formations in the upper atmosphere


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    #299
    coopdog85
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭coopdog85


    pollyannawins wrote: »
    a tree roughly in the shape of a woman, a seat recently vacated by a lady, a scratch and smell insert from a magazine, a pair of oven mitts, a audio recording of a woman narrating a 19th century novel, erotically charged cloud formations in the upper atmosphere

    The last line put me on the floor!


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    #300
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    pollyannawins wrote: »
    a tree roughly in the shape of a woman, a seat recently vacated by a lady, a scratch and smell insert from a magazine, a pair of oven mitts, a audio recording of a woman narrating a 19th century novel, erotically charged cloud formations in the upper atmosphere

    The Cumulonimbus ? Yeah I get that but I prefer the Cumulus myself, good bit lower, nice and dangly.

    Just the thought of those clouds building up with precipation makes me wet.


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    #301
    FatherTed
    Registered Users Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    Note sure if th4se are mentioned:

    - Pictures of African natives in our encyclopedia
    - my parent's 70's K-Tel record covers


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