Even more adverts you despise

Jimmy Garlic · 22-10-2016 3:02pm

woejus wrote: »

See also the

"it's the foawrteenth time I've seen them on this tewer jackpawt"

F.O.A.D.

It's almost enough for me to stop buying lottery tickets, but I need that money.

The Lottery is a tax on fools.

Dirty Dingus McGee · 22-10-2016 3:33pm

Thargor wrote: »

Smithwicks trying to get in on the craft beer fad is a bit pathetic.

"Just like you we're in it for the love of it".

Well if that's the case why the **** are you charging for it.

jojofizzio · 23-10-2016 4:49pm

The always ultra(or some such product)ad featuring sport-playing teenage girls claiming they were told to "give up"-no they weren't,makes teenage girls out to be weak and not capable...utter rubbish....(oh and if she's not playing aged 20 it'll be coz she's discovered boys,not because she's too weak or whatever lame stereotype they've tried to infer....)

Rant over...

drugstore cowboy · 23-10-2016 5:39pm

The brokeback mountain ad for Barry's tea.

ligerdub · 23-10-2016 7:49pm

jojofizzio wrote:

The always ultra(or some such product)ad featuring sport-playing teenage girls claiming they were told to "give up"-no they weren't,makes teenage girls out to be weak and not capable...utter rubbish....(oh and if she's not playing aged 20 it'll be coz she's discovered boys,not because she's too weak or whatever lame stereotype they've tried to infer....)

Great call. I hate those ads, mainly because there seems to be an underlying assumption that people have that women can't do stuff, but "always" are there to correct that narrative. It plays a blinder at insulting women and somehow as a man I'm meant to feel someway to blame.

It's a load of hocum!

sunbabe08 · 23-10-2016 10:05pm

The Vodafone pig advert is back again.*cries* where he finds the pig...... why is it back??

madmaggie · 24-10-2016 12:00am

sunbabe08 wrote: »

The Vodafone pig advert is back again.*cries* where he finds the pig...... why is it back??

That's a new pig, Sue has been turned into rashers

IamtheWalrus · 24-10-2016 6:44pm

Avenmore super (lol) milk. The jingle (la,la, la, la, la, la) is catchy but crikey, it's on with no exaggeration, about 100 times per day!

I went to bed and couldn't properly sleep and the whole night in my head I was repeating la,la, la, la, la, la.

castletownman · 24-10-2016 8:04pm

There is a serious mis-casting issue in that Paul O'Connell Lidl ad. I mean there's no way that young lad could inspire his team-mates with a speech, let alone make it onto a rugby field. He's fricking tiny. Looked terrified when Paul clasped his eyes on him at the end.

As for that coffee ad with Will.I.Am. They way he is "dancing" at the end holding the cup is so annoying. Makes me hate the coffee culture even more.

lawred2 · 24-10-2016 8:06pm

sligeach wrote: »

This Green Isle ad is all kinds of cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixjs6aAdtWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixjs6aAdtWg

Not to mention creepy

lawred2 · 24-10-2016 8:09pm

ligerdub wrote: »

I bumped into her years later. She was working serving food for a popular vendor in the farmers markets in Dublin. I think she's a friend of theirs. She was quality back in the day.

Any chance of a vid?

trashcan · 24-10-2016 8:17pm

Two new nominations:

1. The annoying little brat in the Paul O'Connell ad "if someone isn't filling a gap, you get on his case." Shut up you little sh1t. I just want O'Connell to slap him around the head at the end.

2. The smug git with his "Do I look like I have time for a headache ?" Piss off. Since when have you had to set aside time to have a headache ?

It says something that I couldn't tell you what either of those ads are for. Second one is some kind of headache tablet obviously.

Edit - just saw I'm not the first to mention the Paul O'Connell ad - turns out it's for Aldi.

ligerdub · 24-10-2016 8:21pm

lawred2 wrote: »

Any chance of a vid?

I doubt it. It was an ad from about 15 years ago and the basic premise is "we'll approve anything you ask for, we'll get it back from you no problem". I'd say BoI are keen to get that ad erased from history given the problems faced later in the decade.

fryup · 24-10-2016 10:23pm

the energia guinea-pig ad ....is that suppose to be Francis Brennan's voice??

I said · 24-10-2016 10:24pm

The just eat ad.The big party with all the food, who paid for all that artery blocking crud.
Not one overweight person among them real life me hole.

Beanntraigheach · 27-10-2016 1:09am

The disembodied mouth singing that painfully irritating "t-t-t-t-touch me, I wanna be touched" song from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. :mad:

madmaggie · 27-10-2016 4:12pm

MICHAELLL!!

Mc Love · 27-10-2016 5:12pm

Thundercats Ho wrote: »

Oh god, I hate those Sh1tebags in the Chicago town pizza ad.

It's filmed in LA too which is soo stupid!

Mc Love · 27-10-2016 5:14pm

Friend Reeeeequest!!!

Annoying on both TV and Radio.

km991148 · 27-10-2016 5:21pm

ligerdub wrote: »

I doubt it. It was an ad from about 15 years ago and the basic premise is "we'll approve anything you ask for, we'll get it back from you no problem". I'd say BoI are keen to get that ad erased from history given the problems faced later in the decade.

Assuming this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA8le849s2k

ligerdub · 27-10-2016 5:39pm

km991148 wrote: »

Assuming this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA8le849s2k

Good find. That's the one.

Auld Jim Halpin · 28-10-2016 1:20am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFx3nzr4LLk

This Volkswagen Polo ad is really getting on my tits at this stage, the one with Baz and his Ma, they are rally driving with the Ma in the driver seat. Music is very annoying, it's on a half dozen times a day, and they expect us to believe that his aul one was doing 100 mph and getting 2/3 foot of air over a jump. I wonder does the free insurance that they are offering with the Polo cover whatever fiddling VW were up to with their latest batch of cars! His Ma seems like a lovely lady so it will have to be two slaps for Baz for imposing this terrible ad on us!

Auld Jim Halpin · 28-10-2016 1:30am

Mc Love wrote: »

It's filmed in LA too which is soo stupid!

"Hit it! - I feel that taste explosion melt . . . ." (blah blah blah)

As well as his slice shades, he has a gold pizza slice around his neck on a gold chain and he and the other pizza posse crew appear to be wearing pepperoni themed shorts and tops!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

valoren · 28-10-2016 9:40am

km991148 wrote: »

Assuming this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA8le849s2k

Tommy Dillon from Fair City. :pac:

valoren · 28-10-2016 9:43am

I have an awful urge to slap Jurgen Klopp when he says "Hey, are you guys ready?" in the Opel Ad.

ligerdub · 28-10-2016 10:30am

A-ho said the fox....

Actually I like that ad......carry on!

SNNUS · 28-10-2016 10:51am

Auld Jim Halpin wrote: »

"Hit it! - I feel that taste explosion melt . . . ." (blah blah blah)

As well as his slice shades, he has a gold pizza slice around his neck on a gold chain and he and the other pizza posse crew appear to be wearing pepperoni themed shorts and tops!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Most annoying ad at the momemt, scramble to get to the remote as I cannot bear it.. Filmed in a storm drain so was a pity they did not get washed away!

rubadub · 30-10-2016 7:15pm

The ford ad with all the people tutting, horrible sound when you hear it over and over like that, have to turn over.

trashcan · 31-10-2016 1:05pm

madmaggie wrote: »

That's a new pig, Sue has been turned into rashers

Mmmmmnn, rashers :cool:

mansize · 31-10-2016 1:06pm

Auld Jim Halpin wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFx3nzr4LLk

This Volkswagen Polo ad is really getting on my tits at this stage, the one with Baz and his Ma, they are rally driving with the Ma in the driver seat. Music is very annoying, it's on a half dozen times a day, and they expect us to believe that his aul one was doing 100 mph and getting 2/3 foot of air over a jump. I wonder does the free insurance that they are offering with the Polo cover whatever fiddling VW were up to with their latest batch of cars! His Ma seems like a lovely lady so it will have to be two slaps for Baz for imposing this terrible ad on us!

Its probably his ma driving, isn't Baz banned

Sounds · 01-11-2016 1:35am

I don't like seeing the food I'm eating having a good time before it ends up on my plate, in a packet, box or stir-fry.

Kind of like watching a movie about cows on vacation, having a great time, then ending up in a 6 pack of burgers.
I know we have to eat, some of us meat, but have a bit of compassion for the animals we're consuming.

I'm sure a chicken wouldn't want to do an advert about becoming a crispy chicken fry :pac:

The Specialist · 01-11-2016 3:00am

SNNUS wrote: »

Most annoying ad at the momemt, scramble to get to the remote as I cannot bear it.. Filmed in a storm drain so was a pity they did not get washed away!

I just want to release the handbrake on the car behind them and give it a shove

I said · 01-11-2016 9:05am

valoren wrote: »

Tommy Dillon from Fair City. :pac:

Ah fcuk sake now I have that AIB ad in my head
"We support brave" and that ones annoying voice saying it.

Eddy_Phelan · 01-11-2016 9:39am

The Go Compare ones still bring me out in a rage!

trashcan · 02-11-2016 12:29am

Any add which tells you it's something "as it should be." E.g. "Shopping as it should be." "Data as it should be." Invariably done by someone with a realy annoying voice. Or "introducing" is another of my pet hates.

02-11-2016 1:07am

Kid in the Aldi ad with Paul O Connell takes the most annoying kid in an ad crown from the one in the AIB or BOI one :mad:

I blame the parents.

siblers · 02-11-2016 1:49am

That Chicago Town pizza ad with the guys rapping. It's on non ****ing stop

I said · 02-11-2016 9:10am

The bank of Ireland ad with the ham sandwich,it's like a talking fannyðŸ˜‚

madmaggie · 03-11-2016 1:01am

Dubbed ads. Seeing ads on utv dubbed with NI accent, it seems weird after seeing the same on rte/tv3 with a southern accent.

Valentina · 04-11-2016 9:51pm

The ad with the people writing letters to their mother/granny thanking her for making the Christmas dinner.

Instead of writing a letter, get up off your arse and help her!

Comhrá · 04-11-2016 10:04pm

That damned Christmas An Post advert with Lisa Hannigan singing "It's That time Of Year...." has come back to haunt us again. How it grinds my gears and it's only Nov. 4th....:eek:

04-11-2016 11:48pm

I said wrote: »

The Aldi ad with the young fella spouting ****e and then he meets big Paulie.What a bollox of an ad

The young lad is only doing his lines but the ad itself ill agree is a woeful pile of shíte. That speech has been done to death that its just lost its purity. I like Paul O'connell but talk about selling out

04-11-2016 11:48pm

tippman1 wrote: »

That damned Christmas An Post advert with Lisa Hannigan singing "It's That time Of Year...." has come back to haunt us again. How it grinds my gears and it's only Nov. 4th....:eek:

Its not Lisa Hannigan singing but seriously its out already? :eek:

04-11-2016 11:52pm

I said wrote: »

The bank of Ireland ad with the ham sandwich,it's like a talking fannyðŸ˜‚

Just when you thought they couldnt lower themselves after the bastardisation that was Rachael and Steve.

As a side note, banks are the worst, most degrading bunch of b0llockses going. The closest thing we have to American Multinationals. Ive worked for one and im trying to get a business loan currently off another. A shower of muppets.

04-11-2016 11:55pm

valoren wrote: »

Tommy Dillon from Fair City. :pac:

I always thought 'Chi-ching' girl from that ad was absolutely gorgeous. Gas thing is id say students were probably like everyone else and getting loans as easy as a glass of water during the 'good old days' :rolleyes:

05-11-2016 12:00am

Thargor wrote: »

Smithwicks trying to get in on the craft beer fad is a bit pathetic.

Considering the Kilkenny workers were laid off and Francis brewery closed to move to a super brewery in Dublin (i think they went for James gate in the end)

Comhrá · 05-11-2016 12:04am

Deleted User wrote: »

Its not Lisa Hannigan singing but seriously its out already? :eek:

Are you sure it's not Lisa Hannigan?

05-11-2016 12:06am

tippman1 wrote: »

Are you sure it's not Lisa Hannigan?

Wow she sounds fair different to the songs she done in the past for example with Damien Rice :eek:

Comhrá · 05-11-2016 12:10am

Wow she sounds fair different to the songs she done in the past for example with Damien Rice

Hmm.... I think I might have been right here.

Dirty Frank · 05-11-2016 12:11am

That radio ad for yakult is terrible. Where the woman is talking about monks and the other one says "oh stahp ittttt"

Even more adverts you despise

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