Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

amp · 22-06-2005 10:47am #1

Only people without boyfriends/girlfriends/wives/husbands/life partners are allowed post in this thread.

After being defrauded into using my good name (hahhahahaha) to support some wierd forum request I have decided to become bitter and I'd like all the single people to join me and pool our collective misery and celebrate the joys of being independent.

Those who post here and are not single will be banned.

PEOPLE CURRENTLY BANNED FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY IGNORED WARNINGS AND BRAGGED ABOUT NOT BEING SINGLE:

*Page*

astec123 · 22-06-2005 10:49am

Im single once again! Grr fooking world!

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 11:13am

Single and loving it!

I am one

Winters · 22-06-2005 11:16am

This thread is racist towards those of us who dont fit its misery group.

MooShop · 22-06-2005 12:38pm

single for over a year and a half, getting sick of it. i mean the whole lack of sex is just depressing. when i broke up from my last gf i wanted to be single for a while (had enough of women) but now im sick of being single fu*k it anyway.

btw this thread is a good idea, well done!!!!!!!!!!

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 12:55pm

*weeps in corner*

funky penguin · 22-06-2005 1:05pm

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittre throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittre ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 1:19pm

*weeps for the penguiy*

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 1:46pm

*hugs Roza and joins in the weeping for Pengy

funky penguin · 22-06-2005 2:18pm

America!
**** Yeah!
Now lick my butt and suck on my balls,

America!
**** yeah!
Freedom is the only way now!

Matthewthebig · 22-06-2005 2:21pm

I need a something goddammit

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 6:29pm

Well....this was fun, lets do it again sometime!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 6:30pm

I am so single using my left hand for a change feels like cheating.

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 7:03pm

Awwww poor Sarky. *hands number for cheap hooker* (its Hugh_Heffner's ma, she's real nice!)

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:05pm

*wonders if Roza has a phone number for me

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 7:08pm

*looks for Matt's phone number

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amp · 22-06-2005 7:11pm

Winters wrote:

This thread is racist towards those of us who dont fit its misery group.

Banned for two days. DON'T FORGET TO TELL YOUR WIFE!

Shabadu · 22-06-2005 7:11pm

I called off the wedding just so I could post here. amp, stop being such a ninny. I'll find you a mot* on saturday.

*fur the purposes of this thread mot means Sarky with the beard shaved off while he slept.

amp · 22-06-2005 7:12pm

Shabadu wrote:

I called off the wedding just so I could post here. amp, stop being such a ninny. I'll find you a mot* on saturday.

*fur the purposes of this thread mot means Sarky with the beard shaved off while he slept.

BANNED FOR TWO DAYS! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 7:13pm

Shabadu wrote:

*fur the purposes of this thread mot means Sarky with the beard shaved off while he slept.

You wouldn't dare!

Also, I'm still single, so please don't ban me Amp!

Zaph · 22-06-2005 7:15pm

I was OK with being single, but after this thread I feel I should be either wallowing in misery or bitter like everyone else here. I can do both, which would you prefer?

amp · 22-06-2005 7:17pm

The Leader's will flows strong within me today.

amp · 22-06-2005 7:18pm

zaph wrote:

I was OK with being single, but after this thread I feel I should be either wallowing in misery or bitter like everyone else here. I can do both, which would you prefer?

Whatever you like. This thread is for you to do with what you wish.

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:20pm

Amp, can we speed date!!!

hang on though if we speed date then we are dating and if we are dating we are not single and so if we are not single then we can't post in this thread!!!!

Ok! Let's all forget my original question.

Zaph · 22-06-2005 7:23pm

amp wrote:

Whatever you like. This thread is for you to do with what you wish.

Why thank you, I think I might try both and moan about all those happy b*st*rds out there who are all so smug because they have girlfriends, while I don't so I just sit at home alone with only my PC and this thread for company...

amp · 22-06-2005 7:29pm

sanncoo wrote:

Amp, can we speed date!!!

hang on though if we speed date then we are dating and if we are dating we are not single and so if we are not single then we can't post in this thread!!!!

Ok! Let's all forget my original question.

If you become not single then you are not allowed post in this thread, but then you won't care because you'll be having the sex. If you then return to singlehood you may once again post in this thread.

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:32pm

Sex....................................................................................................

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:33pm

*snaps out of reverie

'Sure Amp, thanks for the um clarification!'

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 7:35pm

DINGDINGDING!!!

On a scale on 1 to 10 how: A.) Bitter and B.) Desperate are YOU?!

ME: A.) 1!!!! B.) 30! Teh intel dudes are looking hot to me. Oh the shame.

DINGDINGDING!!!

Who wants to play poke the coupled people with a rake?!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 7:36pm

A poisoned rake?

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:37pm

*runs in with 7 spare rakes

Me me me me me me me!

Sarky · 22-06-2005 7:38pm

I'm surrounded by happily coupled couples in real life too. It's really a bit much.

Zaph · 22-06-2005 7:39pm

It just so happens I bought a rake only last week. I didn't think I'd be getting a chance to use it this soon. Can I use the pointy end or do I have to use the blunt end?

Rozabeez · 22-06-2005 7:40pm

Depends on how much sex the couple are having, we might have to watch them for awhile.

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:41pm

*pokes Sarky with rake*

mwah haw haw!

amp · 22-06-2005 7:43pm

Rozabeez wrote:

Depends on how much sex the couple are having, we might have to watch them for awhile.

And make.. notes and stuff.

Sarky · 22-06-2005 7:44pm

sanncoo wrote:

*pokes Sarky with rake*

mwah haw haw!

Hey! No fair! I'm not having sex at all!

Amp! She's repressing me!

Zaph · 22-06-2005 7:45pm

amp wrote:

And make.. notes and stuff.

Yeah.....stuff.............

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 7:45pm

Sarky wrote:

Hey! No fair! I'm not having sex at all!

Amp! She's repressing me!

Pam (and I don't mean Amp's previous persona!!) and her 5 sisters!!!!!!

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 7:47pm

I like the poking of the happy people idea!
I hate people in relationships! I WANT A BOYF! You lucky f*cking b@$t@rd$ with your coupley-ness! I especially hate people in long distance relationships! THATS NOT A F*CKING RELATIONSHIP!

i want a boyf.......:(

amp · 22-06-2005 7:51pm

That's it, let it all out. Vent people vent.

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 7:53pm

Why the f*ck do they have to be so f*cking coupley! Can they not contain themselves! We all know the male and female body join to make one but do they have do do it in public so f*cking much!

amp · 22-06-2005 7:57pm

From what I can remember anticipation is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Sarky · 22-06-2005 7:59pm

Le Rack wrote:

Why the f*ck do they have to be so f*cking coupley! Can they not contain themselves! We all know the male and female body join to make one but do they have do do it in public so f*cking much!

/me makes whipping sounds by way of explanation

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 8:00pm

yeah! or even a public place that isn't quite so public! but do they have to bring it to my bedroom when I'm in it or to band practice or walking through the park ina big group or anywhere! WHAT THE F*CK!

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 22-06-2005 8:16pm

Hooray for being single!
Hey what'dya say we all just lower our standards... ugly people need love too.
I mean, once the lights go off, that massive hook-nose isn't really that noticable.

Sarky · 22-06-2005 8:17pm

It looks like 69ing another man.

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 8:18pm

huh?

sanncoo · 22-06-2005 8:19pm

Sarky wrote:

It looks like 69ing another man.

*runs off to pour domestos in her ear...out picture of hook nose ugly people bumping and grinding.....*

Le Rack · 22-06-2005 8:20pm

hmmmm oh ouch that could hurt!
69ing someone with a huge hook nose.......
think of the places that hook could go!

funky penguin · 22-06-2005 8:20pm

Exactly

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