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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,504 ✭✭✭tac foley


    Rebels. eh? And Jihadists, too.

    Against what might these Jihadists be rebelling in Ireland?

    Based on MY experience, it would be the ****ards who come and lift your hire car from the front of your hotel while you are unloading it, take it away on their truck, and charge you 250eu to return it.

    tac


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,179 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    tac foley wrote: »
    Rebels. eh? And Jihadists, too.

    Against what might these Jihadists be rebelling in Ireland?

    Based on MY experience, it would be the ****ards who come and lift your hire car from the front of your hotel while you are unloading it, take it away on their truck, and charge you 250eu to return it.

    tac


    at least you're not bitter about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭Zambia


    "The rear door of the C-130 Hercules opened and the four commandoes clad in black from head to toe laden with equipment weapons and ammo stood at the edge of the ramp poised and ready.
    Above them the red light turned green.
    The four SAS men leaped head first into the howling night.
    Below them they saw the lights of Dublin glittered eerily in the green light of their NVG goggles.
    At less than 1,000 feet they pulled their ripcords deploying the black canopies of their parachutes.
    A red dot appeared on the ground at the feet of one of the Islamists standing next to the roof parapet wall of the GPO before it traveled up his back and fixed on the back of his head.
    Phoot!
    His head exploded in a shower of blood and brains with the sound of a bursting grapefruit and he collapsed lifeless to the ground.
    Another rebel turned as he heard a strange swishing rustling noise and the last thing he saw was what looked like a giant black bat.
    The commando with both hands controlling his shroud lines grabbed the jihadist's neck in a vice like grip between his thighs. As he twisted he heard a audible crack.
    Two bullets in the forehead from a silenced MP-5 submachine gun took care of a third man while a fourth ran for the stairwell.
    The curved blade of a Kukri knife took off his head with a single blow and warm blood splashed over the SAS commando's hands.
    "Red Troop check in!"
    Captain Vince Crystal of Red Troop, 22nd SAS Regiment replied calmly into his collar radio.
    "Red Troop in position. Four Alphas neutralized. Out!"

    :D

    You need help.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭evo2000


    "The rear door of the C-130 Hercules opened and the four commandoes clad in black from head to toe laden with equipment weapons and ammo stood at the edge of the ramp poised and ready.
    Above them the red light turned green.
    The four SAS men leaped head first into the howling night.
    Below them they saw the lights of Dublin glittered eerily in the green light of their NVG goggles.
    At less than 1,000 feet they pulled their ripcords deploying the black canopies of their parachutes.
    A red dot appeared on the ground at the feet of one of the Islamists standing next to the roof parapet wall of the GPO before it traveled up his back and fixed on the back of his head.
    Phoot!
    His head exploded in a shower of blood and brains with the sound of a bursting grapefruit and he collapsed lifeless to the ground.
    Another rebel turned as he heard a strange swishing rustling noise and the last thing he saw was what looked like a giant black bat.
    The commando with both hands controlling his shroud lines grabbed the jihadist's neck in a vice like grip between his thighs. As he twisted he heard a audible crack.
    Two bullets in the forehead from a silenced MP-5 submachine gun took care of a third man while a fourth ran for the stairwell.
    The curved blade of a Kukri knife took off his head with a single blow and warm blood splashed over the SAS commando's hands.
    "Red Troop check in!"
    Captain Vince Crystal of Red Troop, 22nd SAS Regiment replied calmly into his collar radio.
    "Red Troop in position. Four Alphas neutralized. Out!"

    :D

    SURELY THIS IS A BREACH OF OP-SEC?!! lmao


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 2,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭Morpheus


    [MOD]Carry on...[/MOD]


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,161 ✭✭✭Ren2k7


    "The rear door of the C-130 Hercules opened and the four commandoes clad in black from head to toe laden with equipment weapons and ammo stood at the edge of the ramp poised and ready.
    Above them the red light turned green.
    The four SAS men leaped head first into the howling night.
    Below them they saw the lights of Dublin glittered eerily in the green light of their NVG goggles.
    At less than 1,000 feet they pulled their ripcords deploying the black canopies of their parachutes.
    A red dot appeared on the ground at the feet of one of the Islamists standing next to the roof parapet wall of the GPO before it traveled up his back and fixed on the back of his head.
    Phoot!
    His head exploded in a shower of blood and brains with the sound of a bursting grapefruit and he collapsed lifeless to the ground.
    Another rebel turned as he heard a strange swishing rustling noise and the last thing he saw was what looked like a giant black bat.
    The commando with both hands controlling his shroud lines grabbed the jihadist's neck in a vice like grip between his thighs. As he twisted he heard a audible crack.
    Two bullets in the forehead from a silenced MP-5 submachine gun took care of a third man while a fourth ran for the stairwell.
    The curved blade of a Kukri knife took off his head with a single blow and warm blood splashed over the SAS commando's hands.
    "Red Troop check in!"
    Captain Vince Crystal of Red Troop, 22nd SAS Regiment replied calmly into his collar radio.
    "Red Troop in position. Four Alphas neutralized. Out!"

    :D

    I think you've been watching too much of Ultimate Farce.


  • Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99


    Ren2k7 wrote: »
    I think you've been watching too much of Ultimate Farce.

    WHO DARES WINS! :)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    "The rear door of the C-130 Hercules opened and the four commandoes clad in black from head to toe laden with equipment weapons and ammo stood at the edge of the ramp poised and ready.
    Above them the red light turned green.
    The four SAS men leaped head first into the howling night.
    Below them they saw the lights of Dublin glittered eerily in the green light of their NVG goggles.
    At less than 1,000 feet they pulled their ripcords deploying the black canopies of their parachutes.
    A red dot appeared on the ground at the feet of one of the Islamists standing next to the roof parapet wall of the GPO before it traveled up his back and fixed on the back of his head.
    Phoot!
    His head exploded in a shower of blood and brains with the sound of a bursting grapefruit and he collapsed lifeless to the ground.
    Another rebel turned as he heard a strange swishing rustling noise and the last thing he saw was what looked like a giant black bat.
    The commando with both hands controlling his shroud lines grabbed the jihadist's neck in a vice like grip between his thighs. As he twisted he heard a audible crack.
    Two bullets in the forehead from a silenced MP-5 submachine gun took care of a third man while a fourth ran for the stairwell.
    The curved blade of a Kukri knife took off his head with a single blow and warm blood splashed over the SAS commando's hands.
    "Red Troop check in!"
    Captain Vince Crystal of Red Troop, 22nd SAS Regiment replied calmly into his collar radio.
    "Red Troop in position. Four Alphas neutralized. Out!"

    Cyril, is that you?

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Cyril_Clunge


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