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What did you do last night?

  • 19-07-2015 11:56am
    #1
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    yore ma :rolleyes: hilarious.

    I can't get infracted once I've striked a banned phrase, it's in the charter :p

    Anyway, I drank 2 glasses of Duvel and had a tipple of Middleton whilst gambling on a roulette table through a live webcam feed via PP. I was in my jocks and the girl on the table was nice and we chatted about stuffs. I won't say whether I won anything or not as such informations is not relevant and I'm too classy to be divulging such informations to the types who frequent AH.

    The point being I had fun. Thanks to the internet of things. Isn't it a great age we live in all the same.


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  • #2
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #3
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,825 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Jacked off... T'internet is amazing loike


  • #4
    rottie 11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,431 ✭✭✭rottie 11


    Played xbox online with a friend. Walked my dog got soaked. Jumped into bed and went on Boards :D


  • #5
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Went out for beer..had chips..tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it..went to sleep


  • #6
    Muckracker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭Muckracker


    Listened to my drunk housemate try to feel up his girlfriend. Was pretty funny. She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.


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  • #7
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    2 is the most I'd have, great tack.
    bear1 wrote: »
    Jacked off... T'internet is amazing loike

    I know, that's what I keep telling people.
    rottie 11 wrote: »
    Played xbox online with a friend. Walked my dog got soaked. Jumped into bed and went on Boards :D

    What d'ya play?
    Specialun wrote: »
    Went out for beer..had chips..tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it..went to sleep

    Women eh. :P


  • #8
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Muckracker wrote: »
    Listened to my drunk housemate try to feel up his girlfriend. Was pretty funny. She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.


    Should've gone in there and shown her how a real man does it eh. ;)


  • #9
    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Went out with my friend, my boyfriend and his friends. Drank and danced. Great night but I'm paying for it now!


  • #10
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Threw on some old episodes of Peep Show, had a few drinks.


  • #11
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Played a set of Tennis against a 13yo girl........and lost 7-5. :o


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  • #12
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    KatW4 wrote: »
    Went out with my friend, my boyfriend and his friends. Drank and danced. Great night but I'm paying for it now!

    Did your friend get lucky? ;)


  • #13
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Watched a lot of Boxing. About 7 fights in total last night.


  • #14
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    Duvel is lovely stuff. Can drink that all night. Just have to sip it, if you take gulps like most people do you will be on your back and sick very quickly after 2-3 bottles.


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I was arrested for busting the nose of a fella who kept asking annoyingly nosy questions. :)


  • #16
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Yamanoto wrote: »
    Played a set of Tennis against a 13yo girl........and lost 7-5. :o


    Bet the b!tch was on performance enhancing drugs


  • #17
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Wrote a new Dance anthem thats going to be played in all the clubs next year, just you wait!
    Then I went to the pub, had two pints, cycled home, saw a fox, and fell asleep


  • #18
    Lemsiper
    Registered Users Posts: 720 ✭✭✭Lemsiper


    Took a 13 hour train in Vietnam, arrived at 3am only to find out herself booked the accommodation for August not July.


  • #19
    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Mint Aero wrote:
    Did your friend get lucky?

    No even though my bf's friends are mad about her!


  • #20
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #21
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,424 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    House to myself, cleaned room, changed bed linen, ordered Chinese, hopped in the shower, Chinese arrived, had some wine, watched a David Bowie concert I'd recorded yesterday, then watched The Departed, ate an ice cream, drank more wine, went to bed.

    First Saturday night in since I don't know when and it was glorious :cool:

    Will undo all that rest and relaxation at the Chemical Brothers tonight though :rolleyes:


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  • #22
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I was arrested for busting the nose of a fella who kept asking annoyingly nosy questions. :)

    What kind of question was he asking? Did you spend the night in a cell? Where was this? Has a file been sent to the DPP? How much is the tax on your car?


  • #23
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,944 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Had a nice nap late in the afternoon, made some dinner, watched Ted 2 (not as good as the first one but still funny) and lazed on the couch till bedtime.

    Good times :) Next week will be busy so it's nice to do nothing as well.


  • #24
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Indian takeaway. Watched a movie with the kids. Early night.


  • #25
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Had a savage curry.


    Watched some golf on tv.


    Played some pot limit Omaha


    Had a twix and a ****.


    Fell asleep for an hour or so.


    Tried to ride her.


  • #26
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Had a savage curry.


    Watched some golf on tv.


    Played some pot limit Omaha


    Had a twix and a ****.


    Fell asleep for an hour or so.


    Tried to ride her.

    A twix, **** and an attempted ride all in the one day?!?

    You sir are a machine


  • #27
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Specialun wrote: »
    tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it
    Muckracker wrote: »
    She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.
    KatW4 wrote: »
    No even though my bf's friends are mad about her!
    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Tried to ride her.
    What's with all the prudes here? :pac:


  • #28
    triggermortis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭triggermortis


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    Duvel, Leffe, Grimbergen etc ALL way better than Jupe or Stella IMO


  • #29
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #30
    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Had the house to myself steak, wine, Netflix and too many crisps. I'm a fat bastard


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  • #31
    Addison Narrow Witch
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Addison Narrow Witch


    Gym & then watched a movie at home
    was lovely


  • #32
    triggermortis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭triggermortis


    I finished work at 7pm. Cycled home. Shower, dinner, few cans and fell asleep on the couch watching a movie.


  • #33
    Mully1988
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭Mully1988


    Drank 6 cans in a friends gaff. Went out to a nightclub. Drank a few more beers and a few shots. Didn't get the ride or even stinky fingers.


  • #34
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Watched a movie with the Mrs, drank red wine...

    Fell asleep on the couch, woke at 5am and went to bed


  • #35
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Should've gone in there and shown her how a real man does it eh. ;)

    Donkey punch?


  • #36
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Patww79 wrote: »
    Jupiler and Stella are the beers of choice in Belgium.

    Bud and Heineken are the beers of choice here. So what.


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  • #37
    OldMrBrennan83
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    This post has been deleted.


  • #38
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Threw my back out last week so I've been bed ridden, so I ate a pizza, played some online games, popped a few extra valium and slept for 14 hrs straight.


  • #39
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    anncoates wrote: »
    Bud and Heineken are the beers of choice here. So what.

    Oh dear. I felt a bit of sick come up.


  • #40
    Red21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    Drank 2 and half bottles of of wine. They were nice and only €8.99 a bottle Haven't really started to suffer yet but the pain is in the post.
    Never again!


  • #41
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Went to a house party. Played drinking games. Surprisingly didn't get sick or overly drunk. In bed when it was bright.


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  • #42
    mixery
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,724 ✭✭✭mixery


    Went to see my grandparents, in the evening I fecked off into town for a reggae festival. Came back to theirs in the middle of the night, ate half of their fridges content, blissful sleep after.


  • #43
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Was at a BBQ at a buddies farm.


  • #44
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Breast box, cheeseburger, curry dip, pint of milk.
    Pulled the stomach out myself.
    12 cans of Carling and about 10 fags.
    Large bag of Hunky Dorys cheese and onion.
    Watched 4 episodes of Hannibal, 1 True Detective, 2 episodes of Bosch.


  • #45
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Squidgy black....like a complete mong today after it


  • #46
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Coke, porn, beer and sexual adventures with the Mrs.
    I've had worse nights.


  • #47
    wally1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭wally1990


    Currently in Alicante on holiday relaxing had a meal(mixed kebab) and salad to start then had a cocktail and 3 pints and bed for about 2


  • #48
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Looking after grandkids overnight. 2 fairly large cocktails, a chicken salad and bed by midnight.
    The little feckers were awake at 5.30 AM and got the hound all excited by asking her if she'd like walkies:(. So, to stop her running up and down the stairs, your's truly had to don trousers, shirt and slippers and take her out. By then I was fully awake so started reading the obituary from Fitzgerald Stadium yesterday :o.


  • #49
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Patww79 wrote: »
    My beers of choice I meant, not top selling

    That's where the word My is a better choice than The.


  • #50
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Oh dear. I felt a bit of sick come up.

    That's Bud for you. :)


  • #51
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I had a great dinner from a good chipper.

    I had a few smokes, watched TV shows online and had a 3 hour phone conversation with my friend.

    Kicked over a full pint of water then decided to call it a night.


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