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What did you do last night?

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  • 19-07-2015 11:56am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭


    yore ma :rolleyes: hilarious.

    I can't get infracted once I've striked a banned phrase, it's in the charter :p

    Anyway, I drank 2 glasses of Duvel and had a tipple of Middleton whilst gambling on a roulette table through a live webcam feed via PP. I was in my jocks and the girl on the table was nice and we chatted about stuffs. I won't say whether I won anything or not as such informations is not relevant and I'm too classy to be divulging such informations to the types who frequent AH.

    The point being I had fun. Thanks to the internet of things. Isn't it a great age we live in all the same.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Jacked off... T'internet is amazing loike


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,431 ✭✭✭rottie 11


    Played xbox online with a friend. Walked my dog got soaked. Jumped into bed and went on Boards :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Went out for beer..had chips..tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it..went to sleep


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭Muckracker


    Listened to my drunk housemate try to feel up his girlfriend. Was pretty funny. She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    2 is the most I'd have, great tack.
    bear1 wrote: »
    Jacked off... T'internet is amazing loike

    I know, that's what I keep telling people.
    rottie 11 wrote: »
    Played xbox online with a friend. Walked my dog got soaked. Jumped into bed and went on Boards :D

    What d'ya play?
    Specialun wrote: »
    Went out for beer..had chips..tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it..went to sleep

    Women eh. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Muckracker wrote: »
    Listened to my drunk housemate try to feel up his girlfriend. Was pretty funny. She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.


    Should've gone in there and shown her how a real man does it eh. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Went out with my friend, my boyfriend and his friends. Drank and danced. Great night but I'm paying for it now!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Threw on some old episodes of Peep Show, had a few drinks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Played a set of Tennis against a 13yo girl........and lost 7-5. :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    KatW4 wrote: »
    Went out with my friend, my boyfriend and his friends. Drank and danced. Great night but I'm paying for it now!

    Did your friend get lucky? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Watched a lot of Boxing. About 7 fights in total last night.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    Duvel is lovely stuff. Can drink that all night. Just have to sip it, if you take gulps like most people do you will be on your back and sick very quickly after 2-3 bottles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I was arrested for busting the nose of a fella who kept asking annoyingly nosy questions. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Yamanoto wrote: »
    Played a set of Tennis against a 13yo girl........and lost 7-5. :o


    Bet the b!tch was on performance enhancing drugs


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Wrote a new Dance anthem thats going to be played in all the clubs next year, just you wait!
    Then I went to the pub, had two pints, cycled home, saw a fox, and fell asleep


  • Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Lemsiper


    Took a 13 hour train in Vietnam, arrived at 3am only to find out herself booked the accommodation for August not July.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Mint Aero wrote:
    Did your friend get lucky?

    No even though my bf's friends are mad about her!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,424 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    House to myself, cleaned room, changed bed linen, ordered Chinese, hopped in the shower, Chinese arrived, had some wine, watched a David Bowie concert I'd recorded yesterday, then watched The Departed, ate an ice cream, drank more wine, went to bed.

    First Saturday night in since I don't know when and it was glorious :cool:

    Will undo all that rest and relaxation at the Chemical Brothers tonight though :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I was arrested for busting the nose of a fella who kept asking annoyingly nosy questions. :)

    What kind of question was he asking? Did you spend the night in a cell? Where was this? Has a file been sent to the DPP? How much is the tax on your car?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,799 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Had a nice nap late in the afternoon, made some dinner, watched Ted 2 (not as good as the first one but still funny) and lazed on the couch till bedtime.

    Good times :) Next week will be busy so it's nice to do nothing as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Indian takeaway. Watched a movie with the kids. Early night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Had a savage curry.


    Watched some golf on tv.


    Played some pot limit Omaha


    Had a twix and a ****.


    Fell asleep for an hour or so.


    Tried to ride her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Had a savage curry.


    Watched some golf on tv.


    Played some pot limit Omaha


    Had a twix and a ****.


    Fell asleep for an hour or so.


    Tried to ride her.

    A twix, **** and an attempted ride all in the one day?!?

    You sir are a machine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Specialun wrote: »
    tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it
    Muckracker wrote: »
    She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.
    KatW4 wrote: »
    No even though my bf's friends are mad about her!
    Tried to ride her.
    What's with all the prudes here? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭triggermortis


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    Duvel, Leffe, Grimbergen etc ALL way better than Jupe or Stella IMO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Had the house to myself steak, wine, Netflix and too many crisps. I'm a fat bastard


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Gym & then watched a movie at home
    was lovely


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