What did you do last night?

Mint Aero

yore ma :rolleyes: hilarious.

I can't get infracted once I've striked a banned phrase, it's in the charter

Anyway, I drank 2 glasses of Duvel and had a tipple of Middleton whilst gambling on a roulette table through a live webcam feed via PP. I was in my jocks and the girl on the table was nice and we chatted about stuffs. I won't say whether I won anything or not as such informations is not relevant and I'm too classy to be divulging such informations to the types who frequent AH.

The point being I had fun. Thanks to the internet of things. Isn't it a great age we live in all the same.

OldMrBrennan83

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bear1

Jacked off... T'internet is amazing loike

rottie 11

Played xbox online with a friend. Walked my dog got soaked. Jumped into bed and went on Boards

Specialun

Went out for beer..had chips..tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it..went to sleep

Muckracker

Listened to my drunk housemate try to feel up his girlfriend. Was pretty funny. She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.

Mint Aero

Patww79 wrote: »

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2 is the most I'd have, great tack.

bear1 wrote: »

Jacked off... T'internet is amazing loike

I know, that's what I keep telling people.

rottie 11 wrote: »

Played xbox online with a friend. Walked my dog got soaked. Jumped into bed and went on Boards

What d'ya play?

Specialun wrote: »

Went out for beer..had chips..tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it..went to sleep

Women eh. :P

Mint Aero

Muckracker wrote: »

Listened to my drunk housemate try to feel up his girlfriend. Was pretty funny. She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.

Should've gone in there and shown her how a real man does it eh.

KatW4

Went out with my friend, my boyfriend and his friends. Drank and danced. Great night but I'm paying for it now!

ToddyDoody

Threw on some old episodes of Peep Show, had a few drinks.

Yamanoto

Played a set of Tennis against a 13yo girl........and lost 7-5.

Mint Aero

KatW4 wrote: »

Went out with my friend, my boyfriend and his friends. Drank and danced. Great night but I'm paying for it now!

Did your friend get lucky?

Talib Fiasco

Watched a lot of Boxing. About 7 fights in total last night.

Captain Chaos

Patww79 wrote: »

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Duvel is lovely stuff. Can drink that all night. Just have to sip it, if you take gulps like most people do you will be on your back and sick very quickly after 2-3 bottles.

The Backwards Man

I was arrested for busting the nose of a fella who kept asking annoyingly nosy questions.

Specialun

Yamanoto wrote: »

Played a set of Tennis against a 13yo girl........and lost 7-5.

Bet the b!tch was on performance enhancing drugs

somefeen

Wrote a new Dance anthem thats going to be played in all the clubs next year, just you wait!
Then I went to the pub, had two pints, cycled home, saw a fox, and fell asleep

Lemsiper

Took a 13 hour train in Vietnam, arrived at 3am only to find out herself booked the accommodation for August not July.

KatW4

Mint Aero wrote:

Did your friend get lucky?

No even though my bf's friends are mad about her!

OldMrBrennan83

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Conor Bourke

House to myself, cleaned room, changed bed linen, ordered Chinese, hopped in the shower, Chinese arrived, had some wine, watched a David Bowie concert I'd recorded yesterday, then watched The Departed, ate an ice cream, drank more wine, went to bed.

First Saturday night in since I don't know when and it was glorious :cool:

Will undo all that rest and relaxation at the Chemical Brothers tonight though :rolleyes:

Mint Aero

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was arrested for busting the nose of a fella who kept asking annoyingly nosy questions.

What kind of question was he asking? Did you spend the night in a cell? Where was this? Has a file been sent to the DPP? How much is the tax on your car?

_Kaiser_

Had a nice nap late in the afternoon, made some dinner, watched Ted 2 (not as good as the first one but still funny) and lazed on the couch till bedtime.

Good times Next week will be busy so it's nice to do nothing as well.

anncoates

Indian takeaway. Watched a movie with the kids. Early night.

Wacker The Attacker

Had a savage curry.


Watched some golf on tv.


Played some pot limit Omaha


Had a twix and a ****.


Fell asleep for an hour or so.


Tried to ride her.

cruais

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Had a savage curry.


Watched some golf on tv.


Played some pot limit Omaha


Had a twix and a ****.


Fell asleep for an hour or so.


Tried to ride her.

A twix, **** and an attempted ride all in the one day?!?

You sir are a machine

Mint Aero

Specialun wrote: »

tried to ride the mrs but she was having none of it

Muckracker wrote: »

She'd be moaning like she was enjoying it and next thing it'd be 'will ya **** off!'.

KatW4 wrote: »

No even though my bf's friends are mad about her!

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Tried to ride her.

What's with all the prudes here? :pac:

triggermortis

Patww79 wrote: »

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Duvel, Leffe, Grimbergen etc ALL way better than Jupe or Stella IMO

OldMrBrennan83

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ArtyC

Had the house to myself steak, wine, Netflix and too many crisps. I'm a fat bastard

Gym & then watched a movie at home
was lovely

triggermortis

I finished work at 7pm. Cycled home. Shower, dinner, few cans and fell asleep on the couch watching a movie.

Mully1988

Drank 6 cans in a friends gaff. Went out to a nightclub. Drank a few more beers and a few shots. Didn't get the ride or even stinky fingers.

boobar

Watched a movie with the Mrs, drank red wine...

Fell asleep on the couch, woke at 5am and went to bed

dodderangler

Mint Aero wrote: »

Should've gone in there and shown her how a real man does it eh.

Donkey punch?

anncoates

Patww79 wrote: »

Jupiler and Stella are the beers of choice in Belgium.

Bud and Heineken are the beers of choice here. So what.

OldMrBrennan83

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PirateShampoo

Threw my back out last week so I've been bed ridden, so I ate a pizza, played some online games, popped a few extra valium and slept for 14 hrs straight.

Mint Aero

anncoates wrote: »

Bud and Heineken are the beers of choice here. So what.

Oh dear. I felt a bit of sick come up.

Red21

Drank 2 and half bottles of of wine. They were nice and only €8.99 a bottle Haven't really started to suffer yet but the pain is in the post.
Never again!

Saipanne

Went to a house party. Played drinking games. Surprisingly didn't get sick or overly drunk. In bed when it was bright.

mixery

Went to see my grandparents, in the evening I fecked off into town for a reggae festival. Came back to theirs in the middle of the night, ate half of their fridges content, blissful sleep after.

Menas

Was at a BBQ at a buddies farm.

Gwynplaine

Breast box, cheeseburger, curry dip, pint of milk.
Pulled the stomach out myself.
12 cans of Carling and about 10 fags.
Large bag of Hunky Dorys cheese and onion.
Watched 4 episodes of Hannibal, 1 True Detective, 2 episodes of Bosch.

the evasion_kid

Squidgy black....like a complete mong today after it

Titzon Toast

Coke, porn, beer and sexual adventures with the Mrs.
I've had worse nights.

wally1990

Currently in Alicante on holiday relaxing had a meal(mixed kebab) and salad to start then had a cocktail and 3 pints and bed for about 2

TheLastMohican

Looking after grandkids overnight. 2 fairly large cocktails, a chicken salad and bed by midnight.
The little feckers were awake at 5.30 AM and got the hound all excited by asking her if she'd like walkies. So, to stop her running up and down the stairs, your's truly had to don trousers, shirt and slippers and take her out. By then I was fully awake so started reading the obituary from Fitzgerald Stadium yesterday .

anncoates

Patww79 wrote: »

My beers of choice I meant, not top selling

That's where the word My is a better choice than The.

anncoates

Mint Aero wrote: »

Oh dear. I felt a bit of sick come up.

That's Bud for you.

mud

I had a great dinner from a good chipper.

I had a few smokes, watched TV shows online and had a 3 hour phone conversation with my friend.

Kicked over a full pint of water then decided to call it a night.