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Those embarressing... erections

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    #32
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Denerick wrote: »
    K4t wrote: »
    I like necrophilia as much as the next man but ffs, your gran?
    [ quote]

    Nah, my gran aunt. Didn't know her and there was some hot women at the funeral.

    Totally unrelated of course...
    You could have knocked one out while at her coffin, cumshot to the face.


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    #33
    Redzer7
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    Lol


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    #34
    Gummy Panda
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    Buy a extra large notebook


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    #35
    Insect Overlord
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    Too far K4t, too far.


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    #36
    YraggarY
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    K4t wrote: »
    K4t wrote: »
    You could have knocked one out while at her coffin, cumshot to the face.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:


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    #37
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    YraggarY wrote: »
    K4t wrote: »

    :eek: :eek: :eek:


    I now see how easy it is for 'misquotes' to happen :)


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    #38
    YraggarY
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭YraggarY


    :D Sorry 'bout that! Should really try get to grips (no pun intended!!) with this whole posting system..

    FIXED!


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    #39
    Bobeagleburger
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    K4t wrote: »
    Denerick wrote: »
    You could have knocked one out while at her coffin, cumshot to the face.

    After Hours......wonderful !!


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    #40
    irlirishkev
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    Always happens when I need to get off the bus! I find saying the alphabet backwards in my head helps.. Problem is, I've said it backwards so many times now, I know it off by heart!

    (uh oh.. zyxwvu..)


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    #41
    The Davestator
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    Denerick wrote: »
    I used to think Sonia from Eastenders would cure me, but that doesn't work ever since I saw her in the front cover of a glossy not looking near as bad as she used to.

    What the hell does everyone else do???

    So Fcuking funny. I used to think about dead wet puppies in a bag or Margaret Thatcher


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    #42
    AckwelFoley
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    ..yea, dont get them as much anymore...


    ive got a few when doing the shopping at toys r us. Generally i go down to the Hannah Montanna merchandise isle and hammer one out and im sorted for another few hours


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    #43
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    snyper wrote: »
    ..yea, dont get them as much anymore...


    ive got a few when doing the shopping at toys r us. Generally i go down to the Hannah Montanna merchandise isle and hammer one out and im sorted for another few hours


    When I get one I use my to pole vault down the isle's - impresses the shit out of the little kiddies.

    .


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    #44
    dr.bollocko
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    Gabriella Rancid Torpedo wrote: »
    When I get one I use my to pole vault down the isle's - impresses the shit out of the little kiddies.

    .

    Well frankly that's a beautiful image we can all enjoy for a second.


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    #45
    AckwelFoley
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Well frankly that's a beautiful image we can all enjoy for a second.

    ..a split second :D


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    #46
    Diabhal Beag
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    I was at a wedding talking to the bride and up pops the biggest Kenny Rodger I ever had. It nearly ripped off my body. It didn't go unnoticed either :o


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    #47
    K4t
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    Last year at school was unbearable. Everyday in the same two classes I was as hard as a rock. It's quite exciting as if you're asked to stand up or come up to the fine bitche's desk you are truly f**ked. School days are the best days of your life. :)


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    #48
    [Deleted User]
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    Suffer.

    Y-fronts. Keeps him in check.


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    #49
    galwayrush
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    Getting one in a taxi car in Letterkenny would be a bad idea.;)


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    #50
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Getting one in a taxi car in Letterkenny would be a bad idea.;)
    Admirable thread reference. You're becoming a pro. Keep it up (Agh).


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    #51
    Tar.Aldarion
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    So yeah, I was teaching primary school kids, and whoever said picture them in their underwear to feel more confident is in for it. :mad::mad::mad:


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    #52
    A7X
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    So yeah, I was teaching primary school kids, and whoever said picture them in their underwear to feel more confident is in for it. :mad::mad::mad:

    NO...just no


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    #53
    Insect Overlord
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    So yeah, I was teaching primary school kids, and whoever said picture them in their underwear to feel more confident is in for it.
    A7X wrote: »
    NO...just no

    Why are there so many paedophiles in the world?
    Too many sexy school-kids. :pac:


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    Not for some perhaps, but it makes me laugh if I catch a guy with one. The guy is hardly (excuse non-intended pun) being perverted, its unvoluntary.

    That's what you think Abigayle.


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    #55
    Black Swan
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    My security suite has pop-up protection.:cool:


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    #56
    Professey Chin
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    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    My security suite has pop-up protection.:cool:
    Lucky you.
    I just have a pop-up blocker. It hurts :(


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    #57
    [Deleted User]
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    An File wrote: »
    Why are there so many paedophiles in the world?
    Too many sexy school-kids. :pac:

    When confronted by such things, it always makes me think of the Eircom announcement when you can't get through to someone.

    "We're sorry, but *insert perversion here*, is not available."

    I'm sorry, but my empathy for that situation, is not available. Please hang up, and try again later.

    Although, my worst has to be back in my First Aid days, when I was confronted with a being a casualty for a girl trying to put on one of these on me (wikipedia).

    There was a way to get the groin straps on without putting your hands near there.

    No one had told her.

    Closest anyones hands have ever gone without looking for the moneypot.

    This a week after I'd sent the poor thing the "I think I like you, can we go out?" text, and been sent the "WTF?! you weirdo!" txt.

    I'm embarassment-immune now, although I wonder who was it more uncomfortable for.

    I just thank God I haven't revealed the Secret Boards ID to her.


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    #58
    Local-womanizer
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    Its great getting one in the middle of a crowd of people,use it to poke them out of the way.Nobody is going to argue with a man with an erection.


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    #59
    [Deleted User]
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    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Its great getting one in the middle of a crowd of people,use it to poke them out of the way.Nobody is going to argue with a man with an erection.

    You'd sure know :pac:


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    #60
    c4cat
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    Used to happen to me while riding on the Tokyo Subway during the rush hour and this is what would happen http://www.ridelust.com/japanese-man-accidentally-inflates-underwear-during-subway-commute/


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    #61
    randylonghorn
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    Hagar wrote: »
    I used just tuck it into the top of my sock to prevent just such embarassing moments. ;)
    John McGahern has so much to be responsible for ... >.<
    Denerick wrote: »
    Unfortunately one can only get a grip in the privacy of one's own home.
    You should have a conversation with FlashRaziel!! >_>


    I seemed to spend my whole time in secondary school with one (despite my regular efforts to defuse the situation!) In the end I used to just ignore it, and if anyone slagged or said anything I would just stare at them in puzzlement and go "What?! No, I haven't!"

    That approach had several advantages ... :pac:


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