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Those embarressing... erections

Denerick

I would like to think that I am not the only male in the world to have ever suffered an embarressing erection in a public place. Off the top of my head, I recall it happening at the following places:

My grand aunt's funeral... going up for communion.
Mass in general when I was a horny young toad and still living at home.
In school (10-20,000 times)
At College (10-15 times over three years. I seem to be less aroused these days. Maybe something to do with more booze and less exercise)
In a shop I used to work in.
This morning on a bus when i desperately needed to get off at my stop.

we all have them, and usually make a pretty good job covering them up. But when you get them at a time you really could do without them, how the hell are you supposed to get rid of them? I used to think Sonia from Eastenders would cure me, but that doesn't work ever since I saw her in the front cover of a glossy not looking near as bad as she used to.

What the hell does everyone else do???

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Gummy Panda

Buy a extra large notebook

Redzer7

Lol

K4t

Denerick wrote: »

K4t wrote: »

I like necrophilia as much as the next man but ffs, your gran?
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Nah, my gran aunt. Didn't know her and there was some hot women at the funeral.

Totally unrelated of course...

You could have knocked one out while at her coffin, cumshot to the face.

Denerick

K4t wrote: »

I like necrophilia as much as the next man but ffs, your gran?
[ quote]

Nah, my gran aunt. Didn't know her and there was some hot women at the funeral.

Totally unrelated of course...

Denerick

wilson10 wrote: »

You really need to get a grip, man.

Unfortunately one can only get a grip in the privacy of one's own home. Might try waggling it out in front of me next time in a public place, while running around screaming 'look away, look away!' whilst simultaneously smacking myself in the forehead. People might simply take pity on me rather than snigger...

K4t

Denerick wrote: »

My grand aunt's funeral... going up for communion.

I like necrophilia as much as the next man but ffs, your gran?

Denerick wrote: »

What the hell does everyone else do???

I think of Mary Harney.

Maddison

An File wrote: »

Take it out and wave it at everybody, everyone looks away.

Problem solved!

ROFL!!!!!!

Duff

The old flickaroo is the only way to half decently cover it..

dublinario

I once pitched a tent while pitching a tent. The other scout leaders asked me to resign, shortly thereafter.

Redzer7

Put An Elastic Banned Around Your Waste And Jus Tuck It In

That Should do The Trick

sam34

nomorebadtown wrote: »

hard in pocket, grab offending erection and pull to the side a bit. dont pull too much though or the situation may deteriorate.

reminds me of that joke - man is explaining sex to his innocent virgin bride. he goes on to tell her "to let me know you want sex, just pull my cock once. to let me know you dont want sex, pull it 100 times"

kowloon

Get those inflatable trousers.

wilson10

Confucious say, "Man with hole in pocket can feel cocky all day"

nomorebadtown

hard in pocket, grab offending erection and pull to the side a bit. dont pull too much though or the situation may deteriorate.

Woger

wilson10 wrote: »

As in the little pig ?

It wasn't that little.

wilson10

Woger wrote: »

Watching Babe.

As in the little pig ?

wilson10

Denerick wrote: »

I would like to think that I am not the only male in the world to have ever suffered an embarressing erection in a public place. Off the top of my head, I recall it happening at the following places:

My grand aunt's funeral... going up for communion.
Mass in general when I was a horny young toad and still living at home.
In school (10-20,000 times)
At College (10-15 times over three years. I seem to be less aroused these days. Maybe something to do with more booze and less exercise)
In a shop I used to work in.
This morning on a bus when i desperately needed to get off at my stop.

we all have them, and usually make a pretty good job covering them up. But when you get them at a time you really could do without them, how the hell are you supposed to get rid of them? I used to think Sonia from Eastenders would cure me, but that doesn't work ever since I saw her in the front cover of a glossy not looking near as bad as she used to.

What the hell does everyone else do???

You really need to get a grip, man.

challengemaster

Denerick wrote: »

This morning on a bus when i desperately needed to get off

Woger

Watching Babe.

galwayrush

Hagar wrote: »

I used just tuck it into the top of my sock to prevent just such embarassing moments.

f
Excellent, until you forget which leg it's strapped to.:p

beardo81

Is it embarressing if I have one writing this?

:eek:

Abi

Not for some perhaps, but it makes me laugh if I catch a guy with one. The guy is hardly (excuse non-intended pun) being perverted, its unvoluntary.

Hagar

I used just tuck it into the top of my sock to prevent just such embarassing moments.

congo_90

There have been some terrible times! had one coming home in a taxi with a friend.. bit of a bumpy journey.. I was wearing tracksuit bottoms and in the front seat! oh well.
It's funny in school when someone is caught out. I'll never forget some lad in my class who got an erection in a class with a teacher who had large boobs but a ronnie too ugh. He wasn't ashamed of it either

This was an all lads school too so I wonder how he came out haha

galwayrush

It's refreshing to know it's in working order,

Don' worry about them.

Mimikyu

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Insect Overlord

Take it out and wave it at everybody, everyone looks away.

Problem solved!

Denerick

There's simply no way of nipping and tucking effectively though... How can you do that on a busy city bus???

Usually my bag covers my front in a rather conspicuous manner. Ah well, better than being done for public indecency or something!

bleg

tuck it in under your belt

jester77

You obviously not much of a wanker