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The mame of shame

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  • #152
    The Last Bandit
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    God bless Benny B's eyesight..


  • #153
    [Deleted User]
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    The Last Bandit wrote: »
    God bless Benny B's eyesight..

    He must be buddies with Pac-Matt :D:D:D


  • #154
    Star Lord
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    Gonna need these:
    sickbag_1.jpg


  • #155
    Doge
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    BrownFinger wrote: »
    OK lads,
    hold onto your chairs!
    index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136713.0;attach=323591;image

    f6SFBDd.jpg


  • #156
    CiDeRmAn
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    BrownFinger wrote: »
    index.php?action=dlattach;topic=143792.0;attach=323891;image
    ah lads

    Was the marquee label pasted on?


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  • #157
    Damien King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭Damien King


    I think it could just be static cling holding it on there...

    I cant get my head around it, these last 2 look like they have been T molded, so whoever built them had tools and some woodworking knowledge.


  • #158
    CiDeRmAn
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    Damien King wrote: »
    I think it could just be static cling holding it on there...

    I cant get my head around it, these last 2 look like they have been T molded, so whoever built them had tools and some woodworking knowledge.

    Part of the problem isn't that the creators are unskilled, rather that it appears the cab building requires design as well as the ability to put it all together.
    The latter they have, the former not so much, or rather they think they have it but don't.
    There's a reason arcade cabinets tend to for into discreet templates, it's because these are forms that work, from screen size to control panel design.
    You do not need a massive cp over populated with buttons, nor do you opt for a 14" monitor perched in the midst of a metre and a half of shiny black bezel.


  • #159
    CiDeRmAn
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    No sense of irony here at all in the ad for the ruined Space Invaders cab

    http://www.adverts.ie/7668961


  • #160
    Wood
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    t-minus 30 seconds before my comment gets removed


  • #161
    KeRbDoG
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    What about this

    Looks like its setup for right and left handed players...but not two player.


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  • #162
    KeRbDoG
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    Another cocktail cab ruined :(


  • #163
    The Last Bandit
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    KeRbDoG wrote: »
    Another cocktail cab ruined :(

    Yep and no matter what the ad say it is Mame...


  • #164
    CosmicSmash
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    I'd rather play with the box of toys in the background, give me a one armed Buzz Lightyear any day over a Destiny themed cocktail.

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  • #165
    Doge
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    The Last Bandit wrote: »
    Yep and no matter what the ad say it is Mame...

    Could it be a 60 in 1 board?


  • #166
    The Last Bandit
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    Doge wrote: »
    Could it be a 60 in 1 board?

    60-in-1 board runs Mame underneath the frontend. Its all emulation :)


  • #167
    Star Lord
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    CosmicSmash wrote: »
    I'd rather play with the box of toys in the background, give me a one armed Buzz Lightyear any day over a Destiny themed cocktail.

    You mean a Mrs. Nesbitt doll?


  • #168
    CiDeRmAn
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    Star Lord wrote: »
    You mean a Mrs. Nesbitt doll?

    Not even complete, the hat and apron are missing!


  • #169
    ronanc1000
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    As a person who doesn't own an arcade cabinet of any shape or form. What's a good offer to make on this? Cosmetically it can always be changed.


  • #170
    Optimus Prime
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    Personally i wouldnt go near it. his price of 750 is crazy. in that state its probably worth 250. its a lcd with a 40 euro 60in1 board. He has wrecked everything that made that cocktail worth money.


  • #171
    Damien King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭Damien King


    ronanc1000 wrote: »
    As a person who doesn't own an arcade cabinet of any shape or form. What's a good offer to make on this? Cosmetically it can always be changed.

    Going to have to agree with Optimus on this one. Steer clear of it unless you are getting it for super cheap. You'd want to be checking under the hood as well, could be a bit of a bodge job.

    Technically is it jamma wired but these boards are emulation based. Its not the original.

    Theres nowt wrong with these 60 in 1 boards, I've got one for a cocktail cab I'm building as theres a good selection of 2 player flip screen games.

    I Have the 619 in 1 horizontal monitor jobby in another cab, again hassle free - just turn on and off you go.

    But I'd rather put one in a freshly built replica cocktail cab than see an original cab butchered like this.


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  • #172
    Doge
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    The Last Bandit wrote: »
    60-in-1 board runs Mame underneath the frontend. Its all emulation :)

    Wasnt thinking clealry the other day it seems! :)


  • #173
    The Last Bandit
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    Doge wrote: »
    Wasnt thinking clealry the other day it seems! :)

    I do that most days, I find it vey refreshing :)


  • #174
    [Deleted User]
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    http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-video-games/arcade-machine-/1107754757


  • #175
    eddhorse
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    BrownFinger wrote: »
    http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-video-games/arcade-machine-/1107754757

    Fugly.


  • #176
    Lemming
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    eddhorse wrote: »
    Fugly.

    Is it just me or do the angles for that screen seem 'wrong'? Too shallow an angle.

    Edit: I really hope that wasn't an original 4-player TMNT cab that got butchered. I have many fond memories of that game.


  • #177
    Tomo.Murphy
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    Lemming wrote: »
    Is it just me or do the angles for that screen seem 'wrong'? Too shallow an angle.

    Edit: I really hope that wasn't an original 4-player TMNT cab that got butchered. I have many fond memories of that game.

    You'd have do be standing on top of the cabinet to see anything at that angle...you'd think after butchering it so badly in the first place he'd have butchered it a bit more and fashioned a bracket for the LCD he put in it to sit straight.


  • #178
    Star Lord
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    Tomo.Murphy wrote: »
    You'd have do be standing on top of the cabinet to see anything at that angle...

    Well that's not possible because he seems to have modded a kitchen table into a CP...


  • #179
    horgan_p
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    http://www.adverts.ie/arcade-retro/mame-arcade-cabinet-single-joystick-with-10-buttons-detachable-base/7314841

    words fail me


  • #180
    Star Lord
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    I'm pretty sure I've seen that one before somewhere!


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  • #181
    Lemming
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    It's "different", I'll give him that. It's almost like it's designed for you to 'lean in' to it. But I don't see it being particularly comfortable on the arms after a while because you'd have to have them elevated in some sort of wierd 'chicken' shape. And I say that being 6'3". There may also be a problem with the two-player button selector in that there isn't a second joystick ...


  • #182
    CiDeRmAn
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    Honestly, he can make good stuff, this cab is both practical and at a good price, needs to be more of these, less of those...

    http://www.adverts.ie/arcade-retro/mame-arcade-cabinet/7043557?touch_off


  • #183
    PaulPriest
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    Lemming wrote: »
    There may also be a problem with the two-player button selector in that there isn't a second joystick ...

    No problem there.

    Plenty of older games where 1P/2P take turns on the same stick, but distinct start buttons.


  • #184
    eddhorse
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    http://www.milanuncios.com/otros-juegos-de-bar/supergun-141912040.htm


  • #185
    CiDeRmAn
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    PaulPriest wrote: »
    No problem there.

    Plenty of older games where 1P/2P take turns on the same stick, but distinct start buttons.

    Not many arcade games were like that tbh, that was more home conversions of arcade games that added a 2 player mode. That and the likes of Pacman and Galaxians.
    A little rejigging of the control panel real estate would fit an extra joystick in, with four buttons per player, perfect for old school fun.


  • #186
    jimmy180sx
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    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    Honestly, he can make good stuff, this cab is both practical and at a good price, needs to be more of these, less of those...

    http://www.adverts.ie/arcade-retro/mame-arcade-cabinet/7043557?touch_off
    He seems to have a box full of buttons and blindly picks them out and installs them with no colour co-ord what so ever .that wrecks my head tbh


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  • #187
    PaulPriest
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    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    Not many arcade games were like that tbh, that was more home conversions of arcade games that added a 2 player mode. That and the likes of Pacman and Galaxians.
    A little rejigging of the control panel real estate would fit an extra joystick in, with four buttons per player, perfect for old school fun.

    I'd need to go and write a bit of xquery over the mame listxml (although need to watch out for the ones where they support 2P controls, but only when a DIP for cocktail is set), but the first 11 (out of 11) games I thought to try all behave that way: Donkey Kong, Mappy, Pengo, Pop-Eye, Pop Flamer, Space Fury, Pac-Land, Carnival, Looping, Fire-Trap, Spiders. The 12th I tried was Dambusters, and that's only 1P...
    Must be 1000-2000 games (incl clones) in MAME like that (although some vector and mostly vertical I'd think, since they're going to be from the golden age and generally vertical+cocktail).


  • #188
    PaulPriest
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    PaulPriest wrote: »
    I'd need to go and write a bit of xquery over the mame listxml (although need to watch out for the ones where they support 2P controls, but only when a DIP for cocktail is set), but the first 11 (out of 11) games I thought to try all behave that way: Donkey Kong, Mappy, Pengo, Pop-Eye, Pop Flamer, Space Fury, Pac-Land, Carnival, Looping, Fire-Trap, Spiders. The 12th I tried was Dambusters, and that's only 1P...
    Must be 1000-2000 games (incl clones) in MAME like that (although some vector and mostly vertical I'd think, since they're going to be from the golden age and generally vertical+cocktail).

    Actually, I'd forgotten all the late-eighties turn-based scrollers: The New Zealand Story, Bonze Adventure, Dr Toppel, Rainbow Islands. Again, just OOTTOMH.

    Actually, I just used "ROMLister" to scan a combination of -listxml / nplayers.ini and looking for those games with 2-player alt, less than 4 buttons and came up with 952 unique games and 2205 incl. clones. Some of those will force 2P controls regardless, but plenty use the same stick or can be changed with DIPs.
    Examples I hadn't thought of: 1942, R-Type, Strider, Ghosts'n Goblins, Mad Gear.


  • #189
    CiDeRmAn
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    http://www.adverts.ie/7821948

    Oh dear.
    Dat control panel.
    Well,
    Could be worse.
    Could have a Destiny stuck on the side....


  • #190
    [Deleted User]
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    Deary deary me.......


  • #191
    CathalDublin
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    Hilarious
    €500, I wouldn't even take that if he gave me €500


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  • #192
    CiDeRmAn
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    And the hits just keep coming!

    http://www.adverts.ie/arcade-retro/custom-built-arcade-machine-mame/7813184

    More control panel hijinks!
    This weeks episode "How can fit everything into a standard upright CP?"


  • #193
    CiDeRmAn
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    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    http://www.adverts.ie/7821948

    Oh dear.
    Dat control panel.
    Well,
    Could be worse.
    Could have a Destiny stuck on the side....

    UPDATE! : Here it is in action, prepare for awesomeness!


  • #194
    Star Lord
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    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    And the hits just keep coming!

    http://www.adverts.ie/arcade-retro/custom-built-arcade-machine-mame/7813184

    More control panel hijinks!
    This weeks episode "How can fit everything into a standard upright CP?"

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    That looks... comfy... :pac:


  • #195
    [Deleted User]
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    ah lads


  • #196
    Steve X2
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    Star Lord wrote: »
    NDAxYjllN2FjN2NjYmVjYzcyYjM3MjdjNGRhYjA4ZmKsD1OytKVxslAoYlSWjztNaHR0cDovL21lZGlhLmFkc2ltZy5jb20vN2E4ZWM4YjQ1MjI3MjE3OWY4Nzg4ODE1NjhkODI0OWVlMDgyY2M2MWUxYzAwZTkwZWI0N2NmZmQwMzM5OTgzYi5qcGd8fHx8fHw3MDB4NTI1fGh0dHA6Ly93d3cuYWR2ZXJ0cy5pZS9zdGF0aWMvaS93YXRlcm1hcmsucG5nfHx8.jpg

    That looks... comfy... :pac:

    What, no pinball buttons on the sides??
    :D


  • #197
    CiDeRmAn
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    Steve X2 wrote: »
    What, no pinball buttons on the sides??
    :D

    I'd say he has the dremel out as we speak!
    Also, he needs a DDR dance plate as well.


  • #198
    Jack burton
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    "THE MACHINE"


  • #199
    CiDeRmAn
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    Jack burton wrote: »
    "THE MACHINE"

    Didn't have room for "The Overpopulated Control Panel"


  • #200
    [Deleted User]
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    Doom,
    the arcade :eek:

    http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/ele/4946747580.html


  • #201
    Star Lord
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    That cp... What the hell were they thinking?


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