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I've been living a lie all my life, I'm actually a criminal...

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  • 07-07-2017 7:43pm
    #1
    FireFoxBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭


    you know


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    circadian
    Registered Users Posts: 6,915 ✭✭✭circadian


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    B.A._Baracus
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    I couldn't give a bollocks :pac:


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    #4
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    It's ok OP only God can judge you!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM


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    Junkyard Tom
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE


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    #6
    Yourself isit
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    You know what. We forgive you. Many wouldn't.


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    #7
    Teddington Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 315 ✭✭Teddington Cuddlesworth


    I don't know you


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    #8
    Samaris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    I jaywalked once. And there was a zebra crossing only a few hundred meters away. I could see the condemnation in the eyes of a nearby cat sunning itself.


    I gave in to my baser instincts and God will judge me for it. :(!


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    RustyNut
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    FireFoxBoy wrote: »
    you know

    What sort of crim OP?
    Respectable crim?, Banker, Politician, Guard ?
    Despicable crim? burglar, paedo,"gutter fixer"?
    Useful crim? drug dealer, ticket tout?

    We need more details OP...


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    amovingstatue
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭amovingstatue


    Samaris wrote: »
    I jaywalked once. And there was a zebra crossing only a few hundred meters away. I could see the condemnation in the eyes of a nearby cat sunning itself.


    I gave in to my baser instincts and God will judge me for it. :(!

    How did the zebra take it?


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    Samaris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    amovingstatue wrote: »
    How did the zebra take it?

    Pretty chilled about it, just sprawled across the road.

    Zebras are less judgmental than cats.


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    amovingstatue
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭amovingstatue


    Samaris wrote: »
    Pretty chilled about it, just sprawled across the road.

    Zebras are less judgmental than cats.

    Good, you should never cross a zebra.


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    Mutant z
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    Would it be possible op if you could give that bit more information, and tell us what sort of criminal were you.


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    #14
    amovingstatue
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭amovingstatue


    Mutant z wrote: »
    Would it be possible op if you could give that bit more information, and tell us what sort of criminal were you.

    ... and if any zebras were involved


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    #15
    biko
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    Another thread that should have been a facebook post.


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    #16
    Ted_YNWA
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    Don't drop the soap in the shower.


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    #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    What you need is a good defence.

    And you need to be redeemed to the one you've sinned against,
    Because he's all you ever knew of love.


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    Zebra3
    Registered Users Posts: 13,857 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    FireFoxBoy wrote: »
    you know

    Relax, Bertie, we all knew.


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    Beechwoodspark
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    DontThankMe wrote: »
    It's ok OP only God can judge you!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

    Always thought Pac was a pure scumbag


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    HugsiePie
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    only-god-can-judge-me-youre-an-asshole-6888130.png


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    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,631 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    I'd say nearly everyone here is, tv license, downloading, all the little harmless crimes


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    #22
    amovingstatue
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭amovingstatue


    Korat wrote: »
    It's only a crime if you're doing it in public.

    With a zee.... goodnight!


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    #23
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Only one lie?? I'm living about 20 different lies


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    #24
    One_Of_Shanks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭One_Of_Shanks


    riffmongous wrote: »
    I'd say nearly everyone here is, tv license, downloading, all the little harmless crimes

    Does under-taking on the motor-way count?

    If going past a middle lane driver who's doing 80, while I'm doing 95-100 on the left lane then I'm a regular offender.
    Would be hard to get home before dark otherwise.


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    #25
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,070 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Senna wrote: »
    Only one lie?? I'm living about 20 different lies

    But are you though?


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    #26
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    everlast75 wrote: »
    But are you though?

    No I'm not :(






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    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,631 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    One_Of_Shanks wrote: »
    Does under-taking on the motor-way count?

    If going past a middle lane driver who's doing 80, while I'm doing 95-100 on the left lane then I'm a regular offender.
    Would be hard to get home before dark otherwise.

    Let's just say, you are going to get plenty of chances to put the second part of your username into practice G-Money


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    Bobby1981
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Bobby1981


    Beechwoodspark wrote: »
    Always thought Pac was a pure scumbag

    No he was not. Pac was the son of Black Panthers. He was young and foolish and made some bad mistakes but he was also way ahead of his time. Very intelligent and well read. He was very wise and also caught up in chit he had no business being part of. Had he lived, he would have made a difference no doubt. Pac was no scumbag.


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    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    DontThankMe wrote: »
    It's ok OP only God can judge you!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNEytWO851w

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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    #30
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I'm a philanthropist.


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    #31
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    circadian wrote: »
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    Hat thief


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