I've been living a lie all my life, I'm actually a criminal...

FireFoxBoy · 07-07-2017 07:43PM #1

you know

07-07-2017 07:45PM

B.A._Baracus · 07-07-2017 07:46PM

I couldn't give a bollocks :pac:

DontThankMe · 07-07-2017 07:48PM

It's ok OP only God can judge you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

Junkyard Tom · 07-07-2017 07:48PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

Yourself isit · 07-07-2017 07:49PM

You know what. We forgive you. Many wouldn't.

Teddington Cuddlesworth · 07-07-2017 07:50PM

I don't know you

Samaris · 07-07-2017 07:51PM

I jaywalked once. And there was a zebra crossing only a few hundred meters away. I could see the condemnation in the eyes of a nearby cat sunning itself.

I gave in to my baser instincts and God will judge me for it.

!

RustyNut · 07-07-2017 07:58PM

FireFoxBoy wrote: »

you know

What sort of crim OP?
Respectable crim?, Banker, Politician, Guard ?
Despicable crim? burglar, paedo,"gutter fixer"?
Useful crim? drug dealer, ticket tout?

We need more details OP...

amovingstatue · 07-07-2017 08:02PM

Samaris wrote: »

I jaywalked once. And there was a zebra crossing only a few hundred meters away. I could see the condemnation in the eyes of a nearby cat sunning itself.

I gave in to my baser instincts and God will judge me for it. !

How did the zebra take it?

Samaris · 07-07-2017 08:05PM

amovingstatue wrote: »

How did the zebra take it?

Pretty chilled about it, just sprawled across the road.

Zebras are less judgmental than cats.

amovingstatue · 07-07-2017 08:06PM

Samaris wrote: »

Pretty chilled about it, just sprawled across the road.

Zebras are less judgmental than cats.

Good, you should never cross a zebra.

Mutant z · 07-07-2017 08:08PM

Would it be possible op if you could give that bit more information, and tell us what sort of criminal were you.

amovingstatue · 07-07-2017 08:09PM

Mutant z wrote: »

Would it be possible op if you could give that bit more information, and tell us what sort of criminal were you.

... and if any zebras were involved

biko · 07-07-2017 08:09PM

Another thread that should have been a facebook post.

Ted_YNWA · 07-07-2017 08:11PM

Don't drop the soap in the shower.

07-07-2017 08:13PM

What you need is a good defence.

And you need to be redeemed to the one you've sinned against,
Because he's all you ever knew of love.

Zebra3 · 07-07-2017 08:19PM

FireFoxBoy wrote: »

you know

Relax, Bertie, we all knew.

Beechwoodspark · 07-07-2017 08:20PM

DontThankMe wrote: »

It's ok OP only God can judge you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

Always thought Pac was a pure scumbag

HugsiePie · 07-07-2017 08:21PM

07-07-2017 08:29PM

I'd say nearly everyone here is, tv license, downloading, all the little harmless crimes

amovingstatue · 07-07-2017 08:31PM

Korat wrote: »

It's only a crime if you're doing it in public.

With a zee.... goodnight!

Senna · 07-07-2017 08:33PM

Only one lie?? I'm living about 20 different lies

One_Of_Shanks · 07-07-2017 08:38PM

riffmongous wrote: »

I'd say nearly everyone here is, tv license, downloading, all the little harmless crimes

Does under-taking on the motor-way count?

If going past a middle lane driver who's doing 80, while I'm doing 95-100 on the left lane then I'm a regular offender.
Would be hard to get home before dark otherwise.

everlast75 · 07-07-2017 08:57PM

Senna wrote: »

Only one lie?? I'm living about 20 different lies

But are you though?

Senna · 07-07-2017 10:39PM

everlast75 wrote: »

But are you though?

No I'm not

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08-07-2017 01:03AM

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

Does under-taking on the motor-way count?

If going past a middle lane driver who's doing 80, while I'm doing 95-100 on the left lane then I'm a regular offender.
Would be hard to get home before dark otherwise.

Let's just say, you are going to get plenty of chances to put the second part of your username into practice G-Money

Bobby1981 · 08-07-2017 03:09AM

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Always thought Pac was a pure scumbag

No he was not. Pac was the son of Black Panthers. He was young and foolish and made some bad mistakes but he was also way ahead of his time. Very intelligent and well read. He was very wise and also caught up in chit he had no business being part of. Had he lived, he would have made a difference no doubt. Pac was no scumbag.