I've been living a lie all my life, I'm actually a criminal...

FireFoxBoy

you know

circadian

B.A._Baracus

I couldn't give a bollocks :pac:

DontThankMe

It's ok OP only God can judge you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

Junkyard Tom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

Yourself isit

You know what. We forgive you. Many wouldn't.

Teddington Cuddlesworth

I don't know you

Samaris

I jaywalked once. And there was a zebra crossing only a few hundred meters away. I could see the condemnation in the eyes of a nearby cat sunning itself.


I gave in to my baser instincts and God will judge me for it. !

RustyNut

FireFoxBoy wrote: »

you know

What sort of crim OP?
Respectable crim?, Banker, Politician, Guard ?
Despicable crim? burglar, paedo,"gutter fixer"?
Useful crim? drug dealer, ticket tout?

We need more details OP...

amovingstatue

Samaris wrote: »

I jaywalked once. And there was a zebra crossing only a few hundred meters away. I could see the condemnation in the eyes of a nearby cat sunning itself.


I gave in to my baser instincts and God will judge me for it. !

How did the zebra take it?

Samaris

amovingstatue wrote: »

How did the zebra take it?

Pretty chilled about it, just sprawled across the road.

Zebras are less judgmental than cats.

amovingstatue

Samaris wrote: »

Pretty chilled about it, just sprawled across the road.

Zebras are less judgmental than cats.

Good, you should never cross a zebra.

Mutant z

Would it be possible op if you could give that bit more information, and tell us what sort of criminal were you.

amovingstatue

Mutant z wrote: »

Would it be possible op if you could give that bit more information, and tell us what sort of criminal were you.

... and if any zebras were involved

biko

Another thread that should have been a facebook post.

Ted_YNWA

Don't drop the soap in the shower.

What you need is a good defence.

And you need to be redeemed to the one you've sinned against,
Because he's all you ever knew of love.

Zebra3

FireFoxBoy wrote: »

you know

Relax, Bertie, we all knew.

Beechwoodspark

DontThankMe wrote: »

It's ok OP only God can judge you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

Always thought Pac was a pure scumbag

HugsiePie

riffmongous

I'd say nearly everyone here is, tv license, downloading, all the little harmless crimes

amovingstatue

Korat wrote: »

It's only a crime if you're doing it in public.

With a zee.... goodnight!

Senna

Only one lie?? I'm living about 20 different lies

One_Of_Shanks

riffmongous wrote: »

I'd say nearly everyone here is, tv license, downloading, all the little harmless crimes

Does under-taking on the motor-way count?

If going past a middle lane driver who's doing 80, while I'm doing 95-100 on the left lane then I'm a regular offender.
Would be hard to get home before dark otherwise.

everlast75

Senna wrote: »

Only one lie?? I'm living about 20 different lies

But are you though?

Senna

everlast75 wrote: »

But are you though?

No I'm not






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riffmongous

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

Does under-taking on the motor-way count?

If going past a middle lane driver who's doing 80, while I'm doing 95-100 on the left lane then I'm a regular offender.
Would be hard to get home before dark otherwise.

Let's just say, you are going to get plenty of chances to put the second part of your username into practice G-Money

Bobby1981

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Always thought Pac was a pure scumbag

No he was not. Pac was the son of Black Panthers. He was young and foolish and made some bad mistakes but he was also way ahead of his time. Very intelligent and well read. He was very wise and also caught up in chit he had no business being part of. Had he lived, he would have made a difference no doubt. Pac was no scumbag.

greencap

DontThankMe wrote: »

It's ok OP only God can judge you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=padvnsLUhUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNEytWO851w

RobbingBandit

I'm a philanthropist.

Mr.Crinklewood

circadian wrote: »

Hat thief

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm secretly a criminal too.

Only God can jugde me.

seanrambo87

I'm civilly disobedient but I am not a criminal, most people don't know the difference!

Kivaro

I had a lie in this morning; does that count?

seanrambo87

I'm civilly disobedient but I am not a criminal, most people don't know the difference!

harry Bailey esq

FireFoxBoy wrote: »

you know

Aha! I know you, your that young ginger arsonist that hangs around with Outlaw Pete.

RustyNut

seanrambo87 wrote: »

I'm civilly disobedient but I am not a criminal, most people don't know the difference!

Civil disobedience is posting the same post multiple times on a thread, criminality is something different?

seanrambo87

RustyNut wrote: »

Civil disobedience is posting the same post multiple times on a thread, criminality is something different?

Apologies, that was sent from my dog and bone, poxy Huawei!