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How Gardai arrest strong people

  • 16-11-2020 10:54am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭kaahooters


    beat ya with there shoes till your on the ground mate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb


    Aye, but can ya do all that with a taser up your hole?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    They would leave a trail of protein powder from the scene of the crime right to the jail cell.

    also welcome to Ireland - hope you enjoy your visit from the USofA


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    kaahooters wrote: »
    beat ya with there shoes till your on the ground mate.

    I'd deadlift the lot and run away.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Aye, but can ya do all that with a taser up your hole?

    Tasers are ineffective, especially when wearing layers of clothes. Plenty of videos about it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭atr2002


    Tasers are ineffective, especially when wearing layers of clothes. Plenty of videos about it.

    So going equipped? What are you planning?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    atr2002 wrote: »
    So going equipped? What are you planning?

    I just want Gardai to arrest me or use me as practice. Maybe I can go to templemore?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 404 ✭✭E mac


    Aim for either knee or ankle down you go..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭Smee_Again


    I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    But what’s your BMI?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭mattser


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    Presuming you're male :), a sharp size 11 to the nuts would leave you 5'4'' curled up in agony.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    Probably choke you out or just batter you with their batons. I've found most weight heads are heavy on muscle, light on fighting skills. Lifting heavy stuff doesn't make you a good fighter.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    E mac wrote: »
    Aim for either knee or ankle down you go..

    Ok but need to lift me as well. I'm 280lb


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    I'd say if there's a camera around it could be a bit awkward for them, I don't know if the guards have tasers or pepper spray.
    On the other hand if there's no camera's around, we'll I'd say your fu¢ked, it doesn't matter who you are three or four guards going full whack with batons, will well put you down, if you think there's another outcome well your delusional, and the steriods won't ease your pain either.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭completedit


    I was thinking this the other night watching Police Academy. WTF would you do if Moses Hightower was on the other side of the law?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭Etc


    Bit obsessed with the guards arn't you. I'll be watching the 6 O'Clock news for updates..........


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Smee_Again wrote: »
    But what’s your BMI?

    BMI is only relevant to people who don't workout. According to BMI most bodybuilders with 4% body fat are obese.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    most people who are 6 ft 6 are not especially strong compared to someone 6 ft , some are obviously but not most


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Your alias is Elite Genetics, and in your first 2 posts on Boards you wonder how Guards would stop you considering your superior physique? And you also wonder how they deal with getaway cars.

    I’m worried, O Magnificent One.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 164 ✭✭djr15


    By the sounds of it you should be in a museum.

    Congrats on your achievements to date.

    BMI is only relevant to people who don't workout. According to BMI most bodybuilders with 4% body fat are obese.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Probably choke you out or just batter you with their batons. I've found most weight heads are heavy on muscle, light on fighting skills. Lifting heavy stuff doesn't make you a good fighter.

    I'm aware. I'm a brown belt in jiu jiutsu too. I've started before going into the weightlifting game.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭CountNjord


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    I'll never disagree with you on boards or try to debate you.

    Because you're tough...

    Although as a Limerick Ciddy guys once said, a kick in de balllix wud knock a razehorse...

    Please don't hit me :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    most people who are 6 ft 6 are not especially strong compared to someone 6 ft , some are obviously but not most

    I'm still pathetically small compared to someone like hafthor. I wonder how Gards would take him out at 6ft9 and 450lb


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,311 ✭✭✭✭weldoninhio


    I'm aware. I'm a brown belt in jiu jiutsu too. I've started before going into the weightlifting game.

    Ah ok, you're one of those.

    If we said bows and arrows, i'm sure you'd have trained under Sir Robin of Loxley. :rolleyes:

    If someone went to Tenerife, you'd have been to Elevenerife.

    G'luck


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    djr15 wrote: »
    By the sounds of it you should be in a museum.

    Congrats on your achievements to date.

    I'm not that body fat myself. Elite level bodybuilders are.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Ah ok, you're one of those.

    If we said bows and arrows, i'm sure you'd have trained under Sir Robin of Loxley. :rolleyes:

    If someone went to Tenerife, you'd have been to Elevenerife.

    G'luck

    These 2 things are correlated. All fighters lift weights. Not all weighlifters train in martial arts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    I have a follow up question, are you saying that in the US they just shoot big fellas instead of arresting them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,382 ✭✭✭topmanamillion


    They'd just swarm you, probably use their batons and pepper spray if you acted the mick.
    Meat heads are usually full of themselves and generally think they can take the whole town on. A lot more goes into being able to put up a fight than having muscles, its probably more to do with cardio.
    It's why Arnold Schwarzenegger was a pro body builder and not a world champion boxer.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    I have a follow up question, are you saying that in the US they just shoot big fellas instead of arresting them?

    They'd pull a gun on you at the mere thought of feeling threatened. I'd post links for videos if I could but I'm not eligible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,638 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


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    OP overcompensating, wouldn't bate snow off a rope.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    I've seen a few lads pepper sprayed and they go down very quickly regardless of size.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    They'd just swarm you, probably use their batons and pepper spray if you acted the mick.
    Meat heads are usually full of themselves and generally think they can take the whole town on. A lot more goes into being able to put up a fight than having muscles, its probably more to do with cardio.
    It's why Arnold Schwarzenegger was a pro body builder and not a world champion boxer.

    They'd still have to take you to the garda station and that would be difficult if you'd showed unrelenting resistance like it's life or death. In such scenarios the body shuts down parts of the body to gain strength for survival.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    They'd pull a gun on you at the mere thought of feeling threatened. I'd post links for videos if I could but I'm not eligible.

    Would these links be from the RIY?


    Research Institute of Youtube?


    Question for you yankydoodle: how many fahrenheits are in a pound per square hogshead?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 17,642 Mod ✭✭✭✭Graham


    They'd still have to take you to the garda station and that would be difficult if you'd showed unrelenting resistance

    When you've been reduced to a puddle of bubbling snot from the pepper spray, I can't see you putting up much resistance tbh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Witcher wrote: »
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    OP overcompensating, wouldn't bate snow off a rope.

    I wish I was bigger. That man from Iceland Hafthor is the king of the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,896 ✭✭✭Irishphotodesk


    I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

    realistic answer .... they wouldn't engage until there were sufficient numbers of them to control the situation.
    - there are plenty of techniques available to gardai and others who wish/need to floor an opponent, something you should have learned with your "Jui Jiutsu" training.

    After hours answer ... they'd kick him in the nuts and all pile on.

    Did you really get to brown belt in a martial arts training and not learn how to use a persons size against them ?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Would these links be from the RIY?


    Research Institute of Youtube?


    Question for you yankydoodle: how many fahrenheits are in a pound per square hogshead?

    You're making it sound like that's invalid. Are you trying to say that these videos are fake or something?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    Graham wrote: »
    When you've been reduced to a puddle of bubbling snot from the pepper spray, I can't see you putting up much resistance tbh.

    Man must be putting the aul bathsalts into his pro-teen shakes.


    Must have thrown in a few mugs instead of cups and got it all messed up.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Still too short to be a successful basketball player. An inch shy of making it in life. If Shaq saw you walking down the street he'd immediately cross the road and hop into his learjet in disgust. Your black belt in BS would also be revoked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,844 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    They'd still have to take you to the garda station and that would be difficult if you'd showed unrelenting resistance like it's life or death. In such scenarios the body shuts down parts of the body to gain strength for survival.
    Psychological effects
    Misusing anabolic steroids can also cause the following psychological or emotional effects:


    aggressive behaviour
    mood swings
    paranoia
    manic behaviour
    hallucinations and delusions

    I think the link below is a good place for you to start finding the information you need if any of your opening post is real.
    Good luck.

    https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/anabolic-steroid-misuse/


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    realistic answer .... they wouldn't engage until there were sufficient numbers of them to control the situation.
    - there are plenty of techniques available to gardai and others who wish/need to floor an opponent, something you should have learned with your "Jui Jiutsu" training.

    After hours answer ... they'd kick him in the nuts and all pile on.

    Did you really get to brown belt in a martial arts training and not learn how to use a persons size against them ?

    I like the answer. Regarding size, there is a reason there are weight categories in UFC. If anyone could take out anyone then 155lb class would be fighting 240 and vice versa.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    You're making it sound like that's invalid. Are you trying to say that these videos are fake or something?

    What videos? Ease off on the aul malt licker there chad


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭smellyoldboot


    They wouldn't. You can pretty much do as you please. Enjoy your stay here Superman.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Still too short to be a successful basketball player. An inch shy of making it in life. If Shaq saw you walking down the street he'd immediately cross the road and hop into his learjet in disgust. Your black belt in BS would also be revoked.

    I don't disagree.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    I wish I was bigger. That man from Iceland Hafthor is the king of the world.

    He is a prize prick


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    What videos? Ease off on the aul malt licker there chad

    I've sent you a PM. You can post the video here because I can't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    I've sent you a PM. You can post the video here because I can't.

    Don't send me PMs, Thad.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 105 ✭✭Elite Genetics


    Don't send me PMs, Thad.

    Don't tell me what to do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,698 ✭✭✭Feisar


    It's a numbers game, two will nearly always take one. Your there dicking about applying a gogoplata and the other lad is applying a lead filled baton to yer head.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,638 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Bullocks wrote: »
    He is a prize prick

    Now you've set him off...Elite Genetics is gonna run wild on you....brah

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  • Registered Users Posts: 467 ✭✭nj27


    They'd probably sissy hypnotise you and you'd wake up in a cell wearing a big lacy bra and panties!


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