Masturbation

Paddigol · 11-12-2020 2:17pm

grassylawn wrote: »

A few ruffled feathers! Little bit dramatic to talk about thought police, and it's a bit childish to call someone's PoV ridiculous just because you don't see things the same way.

I think there would be an observable difference in someone's behaviour around people they've recently fantasised about. Greenspurs said actually I don't think that is true for them at all. I found that interesting. Obviously I don't know what goes on in other people's heads and for all I know some of the most professional people I know **** obsessively about their underlings once work is finished.

As for what the norm is, I was curious and google told me that 40% of people reported masturbating over colleagues (with only a small difference between men and women).

Personally I don't find the idea of someone at work masturbating over me welcome, and I would find it more unwelcome if they were attractive. I'd find it gross if the person concerned had authority over me that they exercised in any way. I think I can tell that some people have, to be blunt.

From your posts you seem to think that you can tell a lot about most people. Unless you have professional experience in the area of psychology, I'd say you're grossly overestimating your own abilities and over simplifying the complexity of the human mind.

Every generation thinks that it is infinitely more liberal and liberated than the previous. The reality is that we're a hugely prudish species for which sex and sexuality is shockingly taboo.

grassylawn · 11-12-2020 2:20pm

Paddigol wrote: »

From your posts you seem to think that you can tell a lot about most people. Unless you have professional experience in the area of psychology, I'd say you're grossly overestimating your own abilities and over simplifying the complexity of the human mind.

Every generation thinks that it is infinitely more liberal and liberated than the previous. The reality is that we're a hugely prudish species for which sex and sexuality is shockingly taboo.

Utter bollocks. I literally said I have no idea what goes on in people's heads. I'm the one acknowledging that my view mightn't apply to everyone. Some of the responses have basically claimed their perception is the universal truth.

greenspurs · 11-12-2020 4:12pm

grassylawn wrote: »

Utter bollocks. I literally said I have no idea what goes on in people's heads. I'm the one acknowledging that my view mightn't apply to everyone. Some of the responses have basically claimed their perception is the universal truth.

You have gone on about
"Personally I don't find the idea of someone at work masturbating over me welcome, and I would find it more unwelcome if they were attractive. I'd find it gross if the person concerned had authority over me that they exercised in any way. I think I can tell that some people have, to be blunt"

"and for all I know some of the most professional people I know **** obsessively about their underlings once work is finished"

Authority, and Underlings ?!??
Dude , i dont know much about submissives....

Also, i think your idea about masturbation is a bit prudish. To be shocked/repulsed at the fact that men masturbate about female that they know, is a bit sheltered, hard to believe even.

And yes, women do masturbate about males... of course they do.

Zascar · 11-12-2020 5:04pm

I remember a thread from here a few years back and it went something along the lines of 'Do you think about other birds when you are riding your Mrs'... You can imagine the replies. One I found amusing was a woman who said she'd be shocked at the thought that anyone would do this and if she found out her other half did it, she would absolutely consider it cheating.

I didn't have the heart to tell her...

greenspurs · 16-12-2020 9:41am

Someone removed their post :P

P0rn hub have removed up to 6million videos during their recent clampdown on verified videos !!
WOW!

Gael23 · 16-12-2020 10:11am

greenspurs wrote: »

Someone removed their post :P

P0rn hub have removed up to 6million videos during their recent clampdown on verified videos !!
WOW!

Didnt know a man rubbing his willy needs to be verified

Irish_rat · 22-12-2020 4:59pm

Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »

I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

Keep us updated, this is important

Gael23 · 22-12-2020 5:23pm

Irish_rat wrote: »

Keep us updated, this is important

Life is too short for nofap. Why deny yourself such pleasure?

Have any of you been able to blow a load by using prostate toys?

Sonics2k · 22-12-2020 6:50pm

greenspurs wrote: »

Someone removed their post :P

P0rn hub have removed up to 6million videos during their recent clampdown on verified videos !!
WOW!

I'm honestly so confused about people complaining about this. For years now people have had serious issues with Pornhub taking weeks, months, years and sometimes never removing videos uploaded without the permission of one of the participants, and that's not even including the rape and under age content.

Now you need to be verified to upload content, surely that's much better for people.

grassylawn · 22-12-2020 8:44pm

Sonics2k wrote: »

I'm honestly so confused about people complaining about this. For years now people have had serious issues with Pornhub taking weeks, months, years and sometimes never removing videos uploaded without the permission of one of the participants, and that's not even including the rape and under age content.

Now you need to be verified to upload content, surely that's much better for people.

Yeah I thought it was a lame publicity stunt until I read the reasons why they did it. Marginally reduced range of puirated porn online isn't a big deal in the context. (The reason was the ongoing presence of rape/underage/revenge porn.)

Glebee · 22-12-2020 8:45pm

Lockdown 3.0: Fap Harder....

Loafing Oaf · 24-12-2020 11:07am

Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »

I'm one month into nofap and I feel great.
Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

Polcel wrote: »

One month into nofap, feel great. I'm aiming for three months.

Either way I'm done with porn. That stuff rots your brain.

How odd. Almost like they were the same 'person'...

Tig98 · 24-12-2020 2:42pm

Okay let's distinguish between a few things here.

Yeah porn isn't the best, should definitely never rely on it or use it all the time for **** material. Maturation on its own though is fine, as long as its not interfering with your day to day behaviour.

I masturbate at least once a day, if I dont then I get too distracted, loads of random boners and wet dreams. Its unhealthy to keep all that jizz pent up. Just bayt out one each morning to memory or fantasy and get on with your day.

Mister Vain · 24-12-2020 2:45pm

Abstaining completely can lead to wanksomnia.

Stigura · 25-12-2020 3:13am

Mister Vain wrote: »

Abstaining completely can lead to wanksomnia.

True. Tis the difference between light and hard.

Gael23 · 25-12-2020 12:30pm

Any Christmas **** done yet😂💦💦

Bogwoppit · 28-12-2020 8:34am

Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.

Mister Vain · 28-12-2020 9:14am

Bogwoppit wrote: »

Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.

Either that or the foreskin is as taut as a drum. The **** sock is a strange one alright.

Gael23 · 28-12-2020 9:27am

Bogwoppit wrote: »

Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.

I’m circumcised so I dint have natural friction. Have jerked dry a few times but it’s not as good and takes way longer to “produce”

On another note is it normal to need a wee straight after you cum?

greenspurs · 28-12-2020 10:20am

Bogwoppit wrote: »

Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.

probably,
If using a toy you would need lube too.

Irish_rat · 28-12-2020 5:18pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Any Christmas **** done yetðŸ˜‚ðŸ’¦ðŸ’¦

Just the one but it was worth it.

Anyone nofap'n in 2021 ðŸ˜…

Stigura · 28-12-2020 5:37pm

Put me down as yet another who has never fathomed this " **** Sock " thing.

What the hell does anyone Do with a bloody sock???

Irish_rat · 28-12-2020 6:42pm

Tantric Cola wrote: »

I'm going to see if I can quit masturbating for the entire year of 2021.

If you're single this would be some challenge!

Loafing Oaf · 28-12-2020 6:57pm

Tantric Cola wrote: »

I'm going to see if I can quit masturbating for the entire year of 2021.

I suppose if you stick to tantric **** you can technically say you're abstaining...

breezy1985 · 28-12-2020 6:58pm

Tantric Cola wrote: »

Not single. My previous best streak was 23 days. So it's ambitious to go 365 days. But what I usually do notice by about day 18 is significant increase in motivation to do things like learn a language or a musical instrument or take up boxing or some other martial art. Then I masturbate and the motivation is gone.

Brilliant

Mister Vain · 28-12-2020 7:30pm

Tantric Cola wrote: »

Not single. My previous best streak was 23 days. So it's ambitious to go 365 days. But what I usually do notice by about day 18 is significant increase in motivation to do things like learn a language or a musical instrument or take up boxing or some other martial art. Then I masturbate and the motivation is gone.

Funny that, I just get increased motivation to shag everything in sight.

Lockdown Romance · 29-12-2020 6:22pm

I am abstaining too and feeling great. The first week was tough but now I'm feeling like a new man.

I am way more motivated and also sociable. I have read that when you ejaculate your body produces prolactin which temporarily kills your sex drive. The theory is that by constantly **** you are keeping your sex drive low and thus your motivation low.

Maybe it's broscience but I can see the logic.

Lockdown Romance · 29-12-2020 6:22pm

Mister Vain wrote: »

Funny that, I just get increased motivation to shag everything in sight.

Probably because your T levels are elevated.

greenspurs · 31-12-2020 5:28pm

Last one of 2020 ?!

Gael23 · 31-12-2020 5:51pm

greenspurs wrote: »

Last one of 2020 ?!

7 hours left. Plenty of time to bang out one more ðŸ’¦ðŸ’¦

Mister Vain · 31-12-2020 6:06pm

There will be plenty of fireworks at the stroke of midnight.

McGinniesta · 31-12-2020 7:28pm

I woke up this morning with a horn on me that could have pulverised reinforced concrete.

She wouldn't ride me or suck me off and this horn was going nowhere.

I had an amazing ****. Best one in ages.

Kylta · 01-01-2021 12:23am

We'll just empty my sack for this year

I Am The Law · 01-01-2021 12:25am

I hate the dry ones.

Gael23 · 01-01-2021 12:31am

I Am The Law wrote: »

I hate the dry ones.

Me too but needs must at times

Mister Vain · 02-01-2021 12:42pm

Anyone doing the "No Jizz January" like Dave McSavage?

CharlieHaghy · 04-01-2021 11:38am

I Am The Law wrote: »

I hate the dry ones.

65% hand sanitizer is your man. Fine lube.

AndrewJRenko · 04-01-2021 11:49am

Mister Vain wrote: »

Anyone doing the "No Jizz January" like Dave McSavage?

I can remember when David McSavage used to be funny.

Gael23 · 04-01-2021 11:59am

CharlieHaghy wrote: »

65% hand sanitizer is your man. Fine lube.

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

greenspurs · 04-01-2021 12:02pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

WHAT !!!

Tig98 · 04-01-2021 12:07pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

Shower gel is hit and miss, would not recommend. If some manages to get inside the urethra, then your piss will burn for a week.

greenspurs · 04-01-2021 12:47pm

Coconut paste -
feels great, and smells great too.

Gael23 · 04-01-2021 12:58pm

Tig98 wrote: »

Shower gel is hit and miss, would not recommend. If some manages to get inside the urethra, then your piss will burn for a week.

What would you use of you had no lube but had a big boner?

greenspurs · 04-01-2021 1:14pm

Gael23 wrote: »

What would you use of you had no lube but had a big boner?

greenspurs wrote: »

Coconut paste -
feels great, and smells great too.

Can buy in most stores/shops

CharlieHaghy · 04-01-2021 1:20pm

Another handy house hold product and found out by accident is 3 in 1 aerial pods. Pop them into a hot cup of water and stir.
Don’t be starved now and stay away from the Lidl 2 in 1.

Gael23 · 04-01-2021 1:25pm

CharlieHaghy wrote: »

Another handy house hold product and found out by accident is 3 in 1 aerial pods. Pop them into a hot cup of water and stir.
Don’t be starved now and stay away from the Lidl 2 in 1.

Not a good idea. Was sitting on the throne doing my business this morning looking at a nearly full bottle of Cif beside me thinking how would that lube me up

Mister Vain · 04-01-2021 1:33pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

**** while doing the dishes? Impressive multitasking.

chicorytip · 04-01-2021 1:47pm

Bogwoppit wrote: »

Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.

Yes, it's a circumcision thing.

chicorytip · 04-01-2021 1:56pm

How many of you posters on this thread are over fifty years of age? The male libido tends to fall off a cliff around that time of life. Make good use of those erections while you can.

CharlieHaghy · 04-01-2021 1:58pm

Did you try finger yourself to get the horn working?

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