Your first time...for everything...

Tar.Aldarion · 31-05-2010 9:44pm

Hey that bit lasts ages ok :mad:

we'llallhavetea_old · 31-05-2010 9:48pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hey that bit lasts ages ok :mad:

of course it does sweety

for a song...

banshee_bones · 31-05-2010 9:55pm

snyper wrote: »

The day some random chick starts a thread "I just poped brummytoms cherry" will be the day the thanks button will bring down the internet

Oi, I will have you know that Abi is not just some random chick okay!?! :pac:

Latchy · 31-05-2010 9:57pm

Kiss

We were both 8 , she and I walked along everyday to school and made our communion together .We were like two peas in a pod and had our first kiss in the front bedroom

As a young teen I was big into french kissing any gal who would let me

Maturbation

I remember it because it was something I had discovered and never (obiously until then ) expierenced before

Sex

we were both 19 and got it together in a Mosney bedroom which we had for the weekend

mikom · 31-05-2010 10:00pm

Dudess wrote: »

My first French kiss was at 13... with a French guy. And it was sh1te.

Drop the hand, did he Dudess?

Novella · 31-05-2010 10:00pm

Kiss

I was fourteen. All of my friends had started kissing guys when we were in sixth class or something... but I was too scared! Glad I waited. I was in third year. Ended up going out with the guy for three years, and he was my first everything.

Took a few months for that kiss to happen, we were both crazy shy. It was also the first time I ever drank alcohol, so my first kiss tasted like vodka and was the result of some serious encouragement from our friends! Happened at night, in a tennis court.

Masturbation

Hmm, don't remember this one! I hope I'm not so forgettable with others as I obviously am alone! :pac:

Sex

It was with the same guy as my first kiss. We moved pretty fast after we got past the hand holding

:pac: It's too embarrassing to go into detail, but it really hurt and I was terrified!

Movie

Not a clue.

Vinta81 · 31-05-2010 10:03pm

Latchy wrote: »

Kiss

We were both 8 , she and I walked along everyday to school and made our communion together .We were like two peas in a pod and had our first kiss in our front bedroom

As a young teen I was big into french kissing any gal who would let me

our? :eek:

Vinta81 · 31-05-2010 10:06pm

Kiss

11. Last day of primary school, we all went down to the park and everyone urged us to kiss...so we ran away and down this little alley we held hands and kissed. He was an Irish boy as well

(well, Northern)

Masturbation
...

Sex
20

My neighbour, last year. Head over heels with him, after a year of messing about we got together after my friends birthday and ended up going back to his across the road. The whole it's crap your first time, did not ring true with me, 5 times and continued until 4pm the next day

Film in the Cinema
Snow White I think? Was over here (before we moved) on holidays and it was showing in the Capitol in town.

Latchy · 31-05-2010 10:08pm

Vinta81 wrote: »

our? :eek:

How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.

William Butler Yeats.

Dudess · 31-05-2010 10:08pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Film in the Cinema

The Neverending Story.

Me too! The cinema was in Warwickshire, England.

Dravokivich · 31-05-2010 10:12pm

Only 1 I'm gonna admit to here cause it was kinda funny... well... looking back on it now it is...

Kiss

8 / 9... the ole kiss chasing... I wasn't even playing... was going to get my sister in for dinner and 1 of her friends "caught me"... mindfúcked the bejaysus out of me... I couldn't really stand that young'un at all...

Truley · 31-05-2010 10:14pm

Kiss

Age 11 on a 'date' with a boy in the cinema. Didn't get another kiss until I was sixteen.

Masturbation

Bought my first 'toy' in Ann Summers aged seventeen and haven't looked back

Sex

With my boyfriend of a few months. We broke into an abandoned house, lay a sleeping bag on the floor and lit some candles. By then I didn't really consider myself a virgin as I had done just about everything short of full on sex. I don't remember it hurting, I do remember feeling very proud afterwards.

Film

I remember it being a really big deal the first time my dad took myself and my sister to the cinema. I didn't know the name of the film for years, but vague memories and a bit of investigation years later led me to believe it was Fern Gully starring Robin Williams.

alwaysadub · 31-05-2010 10:16pm

Kiss:
i was very young. Me and my neighbour used to em,experiment, quite a lot as kids. I can't remember it,but i was about 6.

Sex:
Way too young!

Masterbation:
I actually didn't discover this until late on for some reason-about 19

Film in the cinema:
the 1st one i can remember is An American Tale with my dad,but i don't think that was my first.

MardiB · 31-05-2010 10:17pm

First Kiss

In school grounds after school was finished. I was 11, there were three 'couples' from our area. Kinda like a 1 2 3 go scenario. I was a nervous wreck and he nearly snapped my neck off. Horrible experience:eek:

Masturbation

Can't remember,

Sex

I was 16 he was a 18, we had been dating for a while. He was quite skilfull, so pretty good really. It continued to keep getting better, with the odd lousy lay.

brummytom · 31-05-2010 10:19pm

Dudess wrote: »

Me too! The cinema was in Warwickshire, England.

[Mindless Patriotism] Woooo Midlands.

Woooo

*cheer* [/Mindless Patriotism]

Unique User Name · 31-05-2010 10:24pm

Kiss:
I was 11 and too embarrassed for my friends to see so kissed the girl under a pile of coats. She was 13 woohoo cougar

Sex:
Full on sex I was 19. Pretty old for a guy but I'm not ashamed...... really

It was a one night stand. I felt pretty good after though.

Masterbation:
I was 13 and was watching some dodgy 70's film. Did the trick though.

Film in the cinema:
Was All dogs go to heaven. I was 5 at the time but still love that film now

Snowie · 31-05-2010 10:44pm

Kiss

my best friends younger sister i like to think i have tastes that mature well

masterbation, Over the one and only Mary Millington http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Millington when i was 15 broke my leg two day before hand... that how i remember.

Sex i was a bit of a late blumer in that department.

Bonito · 31-05-2010 10:47pm

Kiss:
11 I think, in the rain, behind a van, she bit me. :mad:

Sex:
15. She cried afterward. I asked what was wrong and I got the following back:
*tears*
*Boohoo*
"That was too good for it to be your 1st time, you've done that before, you're not a virgin, I hate you."
*Boohoo*
*Bonito gets a slap across the face*

Good times indeed.

Masterbation:
I can't remember TBH. Think I was 13/14.

Film in the cinema:
Hmmm. From what I can remember. It was Dinosaur.

Leeg17 · 31-05-2010 10:48pm

Kiss :
Never.

Masturbation :
5 Mins ago.

Sex :
Never

Movie :
Jenna Jameson takes.. Oh wait, firsts, ah oops.

Corholio · 31-05-2010 10:56pm

Masturbation:

Years ago watching some couple tear into each other in the forest in courtown

Leeg17 · 31-05-2010 10:57pm

First song I listened to after reading this song, WMP was on random, it took a new meaning hehe :

How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.

brummytom · 31-05-2010 10:59pm

Masturbation

Can't remember my first ****, but I remember the first time I encountered pre-cum - I was looking intently at those little pictures of phone wallpapers you get in the back of TV Guides, that was about as hardcore as it got for me (around the age of 11?); thought I was leaking. It evolved from there somehow.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-05-2010 11:14pm

brummytom wrote: »

Masturbation

Can't remember my first ****, but I remember the first time I encountered pre-cum - I was looking intently at those little pictures of phone wallpapers you get in the back of TV Guides, that was about as hardcore as it got for me (around the age of 11?); thought I was leaking. It evolved from there somehow.

Oh.

W.Shakes-Beer · 31-05-2010 11:16pm

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i was 17. went to my boyfriends free house, up to his little sweaty attic room.

acdc playing in the background.

we stripped. his knob was like a baton. :eek:

Aye, that trademark AC/DC steady paced drumbeat makes for some damn good roidin music. :pac:

brummytom · 31-05-2010 11:16pm

Jolie Prehistoric Lambaste wrote: »

Oh.

I'm still not sure what the phrase 'jumping the shark' means. I even looked it up on wikipedia, still don't get it

Leeg17 · 31-05-2010 11:17pm

brummytom wrote: »

Masturbation

Can't remember my first ****, but I remember the first time I encountered pre-cum - I was looking intently at those little pictures of phone wallpapers you get in the back of TV Guides, that was about as hardcore as it got for me (around the age of 11?); thought I was leaking. It evolved from there somehow.

Reminded me of this :

Snowie · 31-05-2010 11:20pm

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Aye, that trademark AC/DC steady paced drumbeat makes for some damn good roidin music. :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkNQjsgQNP0

Im sick

Cook!eMonster · 31-05-2010 11:22pm

Max Power1 wrote: »

Sex

Long,long story. 17 by some accounts, 21 by others.

.

I dont know why, but that made me laugh!!

Kiss

I was fourteen/fifteen, i know, very old, down a laneway where we all used to hang out, never been so terrified haha

Masterbation

Nice girls dont do that kinda thing

Sex

I was 16, got really drunk, then sobered up, then did it. Was with my boyfriend of 6 months, never regretted it, all i know is that I was in pain the next day, bad pain.

Movie

WTF?!

Bonito · 31-05-2010 11:22pm

Pffft. Amateurs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-05-2010 11:24pm

brummytom wrote: »

I'm still not sure what the phrase 'jumping the shark' means. I even looked it up on wikipedia, still don't get it

Think about it, my boy!

*flounces away gaily*

The thread's passed its peak and is now heading in quite a gutterly direction, is what I meant.

brummytom · 31-05-2010 11:34pm

Jolie Prehistoric Lambaste wrote: »

The thread's passed its peak and is now heading in quite a gutterly direction, is what I meant.

Ah right.

Yeah, you're probably right. I'd like to retract my previous post, it was quite disgusting

Retract

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-05-2010 11:35pm

brummytom wrote: »

Yeah, you're probably right. I'd like to retract my previous post, it was quite disgusting

Asking me to explain myself is pretty disgusting. :mad:

brummytom · 31-05-2010 11:36pm

Jolie Prehistoric Lambaste wrote: »

Asking me to explain myself is pretty disgusting. :mad:

You still did though, didn't you?

*smug*

Snowie · 31-05-2010 11:37pm

Bonito wrote: »

Pffft. Amateurs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

differenece between you and me my sterio had this kinda music blasting out....Of your tits on dutch gold pill sna d coming down smoking spliff.s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfzkHmCQySQ

with the right girl near state of bliss can be acheaved... :pac:

At times.

bazmaiden · 31-05-2010 11:38pm

Bonito wrote: »

Pffft. Amateurs!

Tbh amateur!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odqZAGNvxhI

Bonito · 31-05-2010 11:40pm

Mine is to be played after the deed is done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvP0uwl3Q6A

Leeg17 · 31-05-2010 11:40pm

Can I win for once?

Bonito · 31-05-2010 11:41pm

Yes. Yes you can.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 31-05-2010 11:44pm

brummytom wrote: »

You still did though, didn't you?

*smug*

*Ruffles hair*

I'm proud'a ya, boy.

Snowie · 31-05-2010 11:45pm

Leeg17 wrote: »

Can I win for once?

oh please thats what her vibrators for! :rolleyes:

Bonito · 31-05-2010 11:47pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

oh please thats what her vibrators for! :rolleyes:

Can't. Find. Video. Of. Jason. Byrne.

DB10 · 31-05-2010 11:53pm

NothingMan wrote: »

I was 11, she was 13. Awkward, wet and embarrassing.

Masterbation

Right now...ahh yes...

gimme a minute..

Leeg17 · 31-05-2010 11:56pm

DB10 wrote: »

MasterbationRight now...ahh yes...

gimme a minute..

Now that's an amateur!

DB10 · 31-05-2010 11:59pm

Leeg17 wrote: »

Now that's an amateur!

Just cleaning up the mess on the keyboard and my hands...;)

IvySlayer · 31-05-2010 11:59pm

brummytom wrote: »

I'm still not sure what the phrase 'jumping the shark' means. I even looked it up on wikipedia, still don't get it

Something that used to be good then it's ****e. Jumping the shark would be the specific moment of that transition!

Bonito · 01-06-2010 12:00am

DB10 wrote: »

Just cleaning up the mess on the keyboard and my hands...;)

*unsubs from thread*

Leeg17 · 01-06-2010 12:02am

DB10 wrote: »

Just cleaning up the mess on the keyboard and my hands...;)

Missed a spot, there, ya, just on your bottom lip

fonecrusher1 · 01-06-2010 12:02am

Next time your courting, try this one. You'd be surprised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqA4pCMVwbA

DB10 · 01-06-2010 12:04am

Bonito wrote: »

*unsubs from thread*

don't go..the more people that stay the more fun we will have, big boy...;)

DB10 · 01-06-2010 12:06am

Leeg17 wrote: »

Missed a spot, there, ya, just on your bottom lip

oh believe me, i cleaned it all up...:(

Your first time...for everything...

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