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Your first time...for everything...

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    #32
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,209 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Kiss

    In the cinema watching Master and Commander, which I though was terrible. Would have been 13 I think. Was with a girl I was "going out with". I was very happy at the time :o

    Masturbation

    Don't remember a specific time, would have been about 12/13 I'd say though

    Sex

    With my girlfriend at the time of about a month. Was in my bedroom after the parents had gone out. Was a month before my 18th birthday. She was way more experienced than I, which was good cos I was very nervous :o So was a bit ****, second time was way better.

    Film in the Cinema

    No Idea.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #33
    Mr Benevolent
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    WTF? Talk about living your life on the internet. Get back in yer box OP!


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    #34
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Sex

    Hmm I was odd about this, I didn't want to have sex until I really cared for somebody, so for the first partners didn't have sex with them, waited a long time for somebody. Was worth it I suppose. Used performa condoms, nobody should ever buy these, you don't know you are having sex, as it's like an anaesthetic. It was more of a marathon than sex. Waited for anaesthetic to wear off to hit flavour country. Became a ho :pac:

    Kinetics a lucky guy


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    #35
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,086 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    mark is my bitch. He doesn't walk like that for nothing


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    #36
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    kiss

    on 4th class school tour, everyone was at it down the back of the bus.

    masturbation

    pretty early i think but i know for a long time i didnt fully understand what was going on, it felt great though!

    sex

    on a sunlounger in torremolinos with a girl from bristol, i was 16. classy.

    film

    jungle book for me too. went to see it in UCI tallaght, felt real grown up going to the cinema!


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    #37
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Kiss

    Imelda. i was 9. She smelled like a bucket full of arse holes

    Masturbation

    i was 10. I got a boner..didnt know what to do with it so i decided to try and choke it. 23 years later im still choking it. Only difference is now i use targets

    Sex

    In her grandmothers bedroom. We had just come back from her grans funeral. FREEHOUSE!!

    lol

    Film in the Cinema

    Rocky 4


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    #38
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    The amount of thanks given to this thread has left me disillusioned.

    Some great answers though. Fair play shay.


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    #39
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The day some random chick starts a thread "I just poped brummytoms cherry" will be the day the thanks button will bring down the internet


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    #40
    we'llallhavetea_old
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    kiss

    i was 12, local junior disco, it lasted about a minute, very underwhelming.

    masturbation

    i have no idea about the first time, but i know i was really young.. i humped EVERYTHING! :o

    sex

    i was 17. went to my boyfriends free house, up to his little sweaty attic room.

    acdc playing in the background.

    we stripped. his knob was like a baton. :eek:

    what i wouldn't give to get a go of that baton now. :pac:

    film

    can't really remember, think it was hocus pocus or somethin.


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    #41
    AckwelFoley
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    what i wouldn't give to get a go of that baton now. :pac:

    there are 2.5 million replicas of it in this small country.

    Go wild

    Be safe

    Take pics

    Post

    Good times


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    #42
    Tar.Aldarion
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    /takes the hit


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    #43
    Abi
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    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    Kiss
    In a field when I was 12, and had been my 'boyfriend' for a little while. He got gate after the tonsil-tonguing I was subjected to.
    Masturbation
    Very young, definitely not saying!
    Sex

    16 with my 20yr boyfriend in his bedroom, boring, I know. My parents were totally psyched when they found my contraceptive pills.


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    #44
    Big Nasty
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    13
    11
    15
    ET


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    #45
    bronte
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    kiss

    I was 8! It was quite pleasant really. Then nothing happened for many years.


    masturbation

    I really don't remember :confused:

    sex

    I was 19 , he was 21...we were crazy about each other.

    I'd heard the first time could be crap but this was amazing.

    Worth the bloody wait. :pac:


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    #46
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Kiss

    When I was 11-12.. it was with a fat girl and I didn't really want to do it.. I remember scrubbing my tongue with a toothbrush afterwards

    Masturbation

    Not sure about my age, but the first time I realised it was possible was while playing with toy cars.. I was lying on my belly and moved in a certain way which just felt right

    Sex

    15.. fairly forgetable.. didn't really know what I was supposed to do with my hands


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    #47
    Korvanica
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    kiss
    Some random chick at a gig when i was 13/14...

    masturbation
    13/14 id thought id broken myself...

    sex
    18 with the girlfriend in her bed when her mum was out...

    film
    The Mask, Then immediately after that The Lion King...


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    #48
    The Big Red Button
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    Kiss

    I was 11, he was 10 (I've always had a thing for younger men! :D) and he was my friend's younger brother. It was in their house ... me and him sitting on the couch in the sitting room while my friend (his sister!) waited in the kitchen. He took off his glasses; we counted down from ten and went for it. It was like kissing a washing machine. Slobbery and disgusting. Didn't kiss another boy for almost four years after it; nearly put me off men for life!

    Masturbation

    I really have no idea!

    Sex

    I was eighteen, with a boy I'd been going out with for a couple of months ... we were both completely hammered, it was the first time for both of us, and it happened on the sitting room floor of his sister's apartment! :o (Carpet burn = ouch!!!)

    Film

    Dennis the Menace - it was brilliant! :D One of my earliest memories!


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    #49
    theboss80
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    we'llallhavetea wrote: »

    sex

    i was 17. went to my boyfriends free house, up to his little sweaty attic room.

    acdc playing in the background.

    we stripped.

    Anybody else hear the opening rif of Thunderstruck reading that,

    thunder na na na naaa na na naa


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    #50
    Dudess
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    My first kiss was at five - is that wrong?

    My first French kiss was at 13... with a French guy. And it was sh1te.


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    #51
    we'llallhavetea_old
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    theboss80 wrote: »
    Anybody else hear the opening rif of Thunderstruck reading that,

    thunder na na na naaa na na naa

    mwahaha! it didn't get much past the na na na na na bit tbh :p


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    #52
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Hey that bit lasts ages ok :mad:


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    #53
    we'llallhavetea_old
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Hey that bit lasts ages ok :mad:

    of course it does sweety :)






    for a song...


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    #54
    banshee_bones
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    snyper wrote: »
    The day some random chick starts a thread "I just poped brummytoms cherry" will be the day the thanks button will bring down the internet

    Oi, I will have you know that Abi is not just some random chick okay!?! :pac:


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    #55
    Latchy
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    Kiss

    We were both 8 , she and I walked along everyday to school and made our communion together .We were like two peas in a pod and had our first kiss in the front bedroom :)


    As a young teen I was big into french kissing any gal who would let me :p

    Maturbation

    I remember it because it was something I had discovered and never (obiously until then ) expierenced before

    Sex

    we were both 19 and got it together in a Mosney bedroom which we had for the weekend


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    #56
    mikom
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    Dudess wrote: »

    My first French kiss was at 13... with a French guy. And it was sh1te.

    Drop the hand, did he Dudess?


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    #57
    Novella
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    Kiss

    I was fourteen. All of my friends had started kissing guys when we were in sixth class or something... but I was too scared! Glad I waited. I was in third year. Ended up going out with the guy for three years, and he was my first everything. <3 Took a few months for that kiss to happen, we were both crazy shy. It was also the first time I ever drank alcohol, so my first kiss tasted like vodka and was the result of some serious encouragement from our friends! Happened at night, in a tennis court.

    Masturbation

    Hmm, don't remember this one! I hope I'm not so forgettable with others as I obviously am alone! :pac:

    Sex

    It was with the same guy as my first kiss. We moved pretty fast after we got past the hand holding :o:pac: It's too embarrassing to go into detail, but it really hurt and I was terrified!

    Movie

    Not a clue.


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    #58
    Vinta81
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Kiss

    We were both 8 , she and I walked along everyday to school and made our communion together .We were like two peas in a pod and had our first kiss in our front bedroom :)


    As a young teen I was big into french kissing any gal who would let me :p

    our? :eek:


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    #59
    Vinta81
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    Kiss

    11. Last day of primary school, we all went down to the park and everyone urged us to kiss...so we ran away and down this little alley we held hands and kissed. He was an Irish boy as well :p (well, Northern)


    Masturbation
    ...


    Sex
    20 :o My neighbour, last year. Head over heels with him, after a year of messing about we got together after my friends birthday and ended up going back to his across the road. The whole it's crap your first time, did not ring true with me, 5 times and continued until 4pm the next day :p

    Film in the Cinema
    Snow White I think? Was over here (before we moved) on holidays and it was showing in the Capitol in town.


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    #60
    Latchy
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    Vinta81 wrote: »
    our? :eek:

    How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.


    William Butler Yeats.


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    #61
    Dudess
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    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    Film in the Cinema

    The Neverending Story.
    Me too! The cinema was in Warwickshire, England.


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