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Your first time...for everything...

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...and anything

Kiss

It lasted 12 seconds in the pissing rain and I was 12. I was an incredible frigid, which I find hard to comprehend now and I'm also not too sure at which point I got out of that phase. Anyway, 12 seconds in the rain in an alleyway. I spent many weeks making up excuses as to not do it again, and then many years making excuses as to why I did it with the wrong people.

Masturbation

Not many people will remember their first time. But I do. It was Christmas Eve...and I had to be ridiculously young because I was so excited about Santa Claus coming that I couldn't sleep...and as we can all testify to, masturbation is a great sedative. Especially if you do it three times. I was that excited about the arrival of Father Christmas.

Sex

I lost my virginity in a forest in courtown. A place I have never visited since. (I presume there's some sort of plaque up). The condoms were purchased in a local bar. The girl? A born again christian from Northern Ireland who didn't believe in sex before marriage. She went on to get married some years later to a man who also didn't believe in sex before marriage and was convinced his new bride shared the same beliefs. Not only did she indulge in sex before marriage, she also indulged in a lot of other scenarios, some of which I still have photographic evidence of. Which makes me wonder if I'm in possession of child porn now..as she was 15 at the time. (Mind you I ripped up the photos years ago - some kind of post masturbation guilt I can only presume - but i stumbled upon the negatives recently during an attic clear out. Any guards reading this, I also burned them....)

Film in the Cinema

The Neverending Story. There's no story there really.

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Dravokivich

Only 1 I'm gonna admit to here cause it was kinda funny... well... looking back on it now it is...

Kiss

8 / 9... the ole kiss chasing... I wasn't even playing... was going to get my sister in for dinner and 1 of her friends "caught me"... mindfúcked the bejaysus out of me... I couldn't really stand that young'un at all...

Truley

Kiss

Age 11 on a 'date' with a boy in the cinema. Didn't get another kiss until I was sixteen.

Masturbation

Bought my first 'toy' in Ann Summers aged seventeen and haven't looked back

Sex

With my boyfriend of a few months. We broke into an abandoned house, lay a sleeping bag on the floor and lit some candles. By then I didn't really consider myself a virgin as I had done just about everything short of full on sex. I don't remember it hurting, I do remember feeling very proud afterwards.

Film

I remember it being a really big deal the first time my dad took myself and my sister to the cinema. I didn't know the name of the film for years, but vague memories and a bit of investigation years later led me to believe it was Fern Gully starring Robin Williams.

alwaysadub

Kiss:
i was very young. Me and my neighbour used to em,experiment, quite a lot as kids. I can't remember it,but i was about 6.

Sex:
Way too young!

Masterbation:
I actually didn't discover this until late on for some reason-about 19

Film in the cinema:
the 1st one i can remember is An American Tale with my dad,but i don't think that was my first.

MardiB

First Kiss

In school grounds after school was finished. I was 11, there were three 'couples' from our area. Kinda like a 1 2 3 go scenario. I was a nervous wreck and he nearly snapped my neck off. Horrible experience:eek:

Masturbation

Can't remember,

Sex

I was 16 he was a 18, we had been dating for a while. He was quite skilfull, so pretty good really. It continued to keep getting better, with the odd lousy lay.

brummytom

Dudess wrote: »

Me too! The cinema was in Warwickshire, England.

[Mindless Patriotism] Woooo Midlands.

Woooo

*cheer* [/Mindless Patriotism]

Unique User Name

Kiss:
I was 11 and too embarrassed for my friends to see so kissed the girl under a pile of coats. She was 13 woohoo cougar

Sex:
Full on sex I was 19. Pretty old for a guy but I'm not ashamed...... really

It was a one night stand. I felt pretty good after though.

Masterbation:
I was 13 and was watching some dodgy 70's film. Did the trick though.

Film in the cinema:
Was All dogs go to heaven. I was 5 at the time but still love that film now

Snowie

Kiss

my best friends younger sister i like to think i have tastes that mature well

masterbation, Over the one and only Mary Millington http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Millington when i was 15 broke my leg two day before hand... that how i remember.

Sex i was a bit of a late blumer in that department.

Bonito

Kiss:
11 I think, in the rain, behind a van, she bit me. :mad:

Sex:
15. She cried afterward. I asked what was wrong and I got the following back:
*tears*
*Boohoo*
"That was too good for it to be your 1st time, you've done that before, you're not a virgin, I hate you."
*Boohoo*
*Bonito gets a slap across the face*

Good times indeed.

Masterbation:
I can't remember TBH. Think I was 13/14.

Film in the cinema:
Hmmm. From what I can remember. It was Dinosaur.

Leeg17

Kiss :
Never.

Masturbation :
5 Mins ago.

Sex :
Never

Movie :
Jenna Jameson takes.. Oh wait, firsts, ah oops.

Corholio

Masturbation:

Years ago watching some couple tear into each other in the forest in courtown

Leeg17

First song I listened to after reading this song, WMP was on random, it took a new meaning hehe :

How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.

brummytom

Masturbation

Can't remember my first ****, but I remember the first time I encountered pre-cum - I was looking intently at those little pictures of phone wallpapers you get in the back of TV Guides, that was about as hardcore as it got for me (around the age of 11?); thought I was leaking. It evolved from there somehow.

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Masturbation

Can't remember my first ****, but I remember the first time I encountered pre-cum - I was looking intently at those little pictures of phone wallpapers you get in the back of TV Guides, that was about as hardcore as it got for me (around the age of 11?); thought I was leaking. It evolved from there somehow.

Oh.

W.Shakes-Beer

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i was 17. went to my boyfriends free house, up to his little sweaty attic room.

acdc playing in the background.

we stripped. his knob was like a baton. :eek:

Aye, that trademark AC/DC steady paced drumbeat makes for some damn good roidin music. :pac:

brummytom

Jolie Prehistoric Lambaste wrote: »

Oh.

I'm still not sure what the phrase 'jumping the shark' means. I even looked it up on wikipedia, still don't get it

Leeg17

brummytom wrote: »

Masturbation

Can't remember my first ****, but I remember the first time I encountered pre-cum - I was looking intently at those little pictures of phone wallpapers you get in the back of TV Guides, that was about as hardcore as it got for me (around the age of 11?); thought I was leaking. It evolved from there somehow.

Reminded me of this :

Snowie

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Aye, that trademark AC/DC steady paced drumbeat makes for some damn good roidin music. :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkNQjsgQNP0

Im sick

Cook!eMonster

Max Power1 wrote: »

Sex

Long,long story. 17 by some accounts, 21 by others.

.

I dont know why, but that made me laugh!!

Kiss

I was fourteen/fifteen, i know, very old, down a laneway where we all used to hang out, never been so terrified haha

Masterbation

Nice girls dont do that kinda thing

Sex

I was 16, got really drunk, then sobered up, then did it. Was with my boyfriend of 6 months, never regretted it, all i know is that I was in pain the next day, bad pain.

Movie

WTF?!

Bonito

Pffft. Amateurs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

I'm still not sure what the phrase 'jumping the shark' means. I even looked it up on wikipedia, still don't get it

Think about it, my boy!

*flounces away gaily*

The thread's passed its peak and is now heading in quite a gutterly direction, is what I meant.

brummytom

Jolie Prehistoric Lambaste wrote: »

The thread's passed its peak and is now heading in quite a gutterly direction, is what I meant.

Ah right.

Yeah, you're probably right. I'd like to retract my previous post, it was quite disgusting

Retract

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Yeah, you're probably right. I'd like to retract my previous post, it was quite disgusting

Asking me to explain myself is pretty disgusting. :mad:

brummytom

Jolie Prehistoric Lambaste wrote: »

Asking me to explain myself is pretty disgusting. :mad:

You still did though, didn't you?

*smug*

Snowie

Bonito wrote: »

Pffft. Amateurs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM

differenece between you and me my sterio had this kinda music blasting out....Of your tits on dutch gold pill sna d coming down smoking spliff.s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfzkHmCQySQ

with the right girl near state of bliss can be acheaved... :pac:

At times.

bazmaiden

Bonito wrote: »

Pffft. Amateurs!

Tbh amateur!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odqZAGNvxhI

Bonito

Mine is to be played after the deed is done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvP0uwl3Q6A

Leeg17

Can I win for once?

Bonito

Yes. Yes you can.

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

You still did though, didn't you?

*smug*

*Ruffles hair*

I'm proud'a ya, boy.

Snowie

Leeg17 wrote: »

Can I win for once?

oh please thats what her vibrators for! :rolleyes: