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Joe Duffy, International Man of Misery, sez Farewell to Fungus

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  • 15-06-2020 5:10pm
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    [Deleted User]
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    Carry on Liveliners, Deathliners; be kind to one another.


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    jippo nolan
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Carry on Liveliners, Deathliners; be kind to one another.

    And keep taking the Versatis!


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    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,114 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    WASHYOURHANDS!


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    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,950 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    .....and todays programme was brought to you by the letters K.M. and A.

    K is for killed

    M is for mordered and

    A is for assassinated.

    ***


    Tomorrows programme will be brought to yous by the letters F. S. and A.

    F is for fighting and fisticuffs

    S is for scrapping an

    A is for arguing in a civilized manner.

    ***


    Lets all sing our Happy song....

    Eye see you
    You see me
    We see them and
    They see us......


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    Welsh Megaman wrote: »
    WASHYOURHANDS!

    Now if Mr International Duffy were taking a job in de fashion of Terry Wogan, Gaybo etc, as Joseff Dyffi on Radio Caerdydd he’d have to be saying “GOLCHWCH EICH DWYLO” . Can we just imagine the clusterfock he’d make of that.


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    punisher5112
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    He has turned his show into a white hating sh1t show and everyone is racist.


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    Atlantic Dawn
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    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?


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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?

    Yew is driving Claire Byrne’s bus. I presume somebody has to do extra work as surely in the financial climate they could not be recruiting.


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    What's sad is with all this I'm hearing kids now using the N word which I only ever heard on rap songs.

    Sad.


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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?


    Don’t know if he’ll land a live Christy gig anytime soon.


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    punisher5112 wrote: »
    What's sad is with all this I'm hearing kids now using the N word which I only ever heard on rap songs.

    Sad.

    They are hearing that it’s a no-no word, so therefore it’s acquired a new status to them.


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    ButtersSuki
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    They are hearing that it’s a no-no word, so therefore it’s acquired a new status to them.

    Yes because when children or teens are told they can’t do something they always comply with that request.


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    ButtersSuki
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Don’t know if he’ll land a live Christy gig anytime soon.

    Anudder wunderful, fantastic portrait Cat so to speak as they say. Well done! Well done!


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    They are hearing that it’s a no-no word, so therefore it’s acquired a new status to them.

    Must be because the daughter even said it the other day as another kid has said it to her and they were teasing her and cursing at her, now he wasn't black but still I went through her as I couldn't believe she would repeat it, have heard others using it lately too but I can honestly say I never have and as I said only ever on rap songs or some film.


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    Odyssey 2005
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    The staff in the Chateau dont know their luck lately. He must be chomping at the bit to step off the never ending gravy train for some much needed :) r+r. Imagine the indignation of having to work for 3 months without 5 little breakeens. That's for the plebs !!!


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    Gods Gift
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    Are you a white male?
    Ready to take the first step to rehabilitation?

    Call White Male Anonymous today on 666 666 666 666.
    For our special tailored debastardising program.


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    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,950 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Are you a white male?
    Ready to take the first step to rehabilitation?

    Call White Male Anonymous today on 666 666 666 666.
    For our special tailored debastardising program.

    Wharabou the white wimmin ? Are they ****** or wha ?


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    ButtersSuki
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    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Wharabou the white wimmin ? Are they ****** or wha ?

    They're perfect. All de wimin are perfect caller, no matter wat colour so to speak as they say.


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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Anudder wunderful, fantastic portrait Cat so to speak as they say. Well done! Well done!

    Sporting his Tweety Bird look, all it needs is Sylvester de Cat.


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    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    The staff in the Chateau dont know their luck lately. He must be chomping at the bit to step off the never ending gravy train for some much needed :) r+r. Imagine the indignation of having to work for 3 months without 5 little breakeens. That's for the plebs !!!

    Wharrabout de tigeen in Waxfurd?


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    dvcireland
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    what we've got here is failure to communicate.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    dvcireland
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?
    will fungus be handing over the snooker cue and hair dye

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,950 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    dvcireland wrote: »
    will fungus be handing over the snooker cue and hair dye

    Dats below the belt caller.....but I like it !


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    sligojoek
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    Anybody hear what "might" be on?


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    dvcireland wrote: »
    will fungus be handing over the snooker cue and hair dye

    He won’t be handing over de stick dat pushes de balls.


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    Gods Gift
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    sligojoek wrote: »
    Anybody hear what "might" be on?

    Traveller crime.


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    sligojoek wrote: »
    Anybody hear what "might" be on?

    I was doing something tricky at de time so wasn’t paying attention, but heard something about de Traveller ladies who were abused and raped by their father, and de End of de Civil War.


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    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,950 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Traveller crime.

    You wish !


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    #29
    bigroad
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    The show today will be about abuse and how de state should be suewed.


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    furiousox
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    "Horrific."

    CPL 593H



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    PieOhMy
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    Lots of sad voice today


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